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Trojan-man 06-23-2008 11:22 AM

what a shame. Its sad to see that kind of beauty get trashed, and there is nothing you can do about it.

the 35' Fountain "Size Duz Matter" is waylan's boat.

BY U BOY 06-23-2008 11:32 AM

HOLY CRAP that sucks.:(

On Time 06-23-2008 11:36 AM

Yes, I really feel sorry for those involved. Take a look at Tommy's picture to see the weather 5 hrs. earlier.

Trojan-man 06-23-2008 12:16 PM

thats just like that freak storm we had on conroe a couple of weeks ago that totalled the pontoon boat. WTF !!!

THLWL 06-23-2008 01:12 PM

That freak storm came up because of all the global warming caused by the poker run performance boats - LOL. Tree huggers suck!

spk1 06-23-2008 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2598321)
good times were had....


http://youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c&feature=related

:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-23-2008 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2598614)
Tom, Jeff, Wade and everyone else... Thanks for a great weekend. :ernaehrung004:

Jeff you didnt have to jump ship on me. The cig was just to appealing compared to my fountain huh?:grinser010:

Sorry I missed out on the BBQ. Had to get back to Katy. Its time to get a place on the water.

Talk to you guys this week.

Wan't about the cig. I just thought you were getting some action witht he chick in the pink. You should have stuck with us though after you pulled away from the dock. I guess we'll have to include some driving lessons with the TOPPS membership:party-smiley-004:

I had a blast yesterday, but no BBQ from tbones though:(

Had good food at mark's though. I just gwoke up, What a frigging day.

Got home at 4am. My head hurts very badly.

jeff1000man 06-23-2008 02:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPm8B...eature=related

This is funny chit right here.

Trojan-man 06-23-2008 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2598991)

uh....that is going to leave a mark :evilb::eek:

jeff1000man 06-23-2008 05:57 PM

Had to go back to sleep after the last post. Just woke up again.

:drool:

Trojan-man 06-23-2008 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2599396)
Had to go back to sleep after the last post. Just woke up again.

:drool:

that is a whole new level of worthlessness :drool::drool:

you could give spick1 a run for his money with that kind of record :D:D

spk1 06-23-2008 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2599416)
that is a whole new level of worthlessness :drool::drool:

you could give spick1 a run for his money with that kind of record :D:D

Ur right,, I think I just cashed in,, I met a stripper with a drinking problem. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-23-2008 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2598905)

very nice.....:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 06-23-2008 08:20 PM

to the Clear Lake Bros very sorry to hear about your rigs....mother nature is a b!tch... glad no one got hurt.

jeff1000man 06-23-2008 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2599495)
Ur right,, I think I just cashed in,, I met a stripper with a drinking problem. :evilb:

2 negatives make a positive. :D

bigandy 06-23-2008 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2599416)
that is a whole new level of worthlessness :drool::drool:

you could give spick1 a run for his money with that kind of record :D:D

I dont know anyonoe that did papas, nasties and The mann's house that didnt sleep until 4pm... me included.

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 12:30 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2599809)
I dont know anyonoe that did papas, nasties and The mann's house that didnt sleep until 4pm... me included.

I wonder if Lefty made it to work?

boatman22 06-24-2008 02:47 AM

Good time this weekend. Stayed on the lake all weekend. Good food at Tbones.

Sorry to hear the boat damage at the CL poker Run. Hope everyone gets things worked out.

wespin 06-24-2008 09:27 AM

I think 14 boats took a hit with storm on Saturday. Two rafts of boats broke loose with one pulling a cleat from the dock and then going under the dock. That was "Liquid Prozac" a new 38'. The second group of damage was a rope breaking on Size Matters and 3 boats getting into another raft of boats (where i was) with damage coming shortly after. Baja took a hit, a 43' Nortech and Size Matters was taking on water and had to be pulled late Saturday. There was enough fiberglass flying around that it looked like it was snowing.
Yes my cig took a hit but minor. I bent cavitation plates on both drives, housing on props and trim indicator on starboard drive. Drove boat to 61st docks and pulled it out. Took some scratches on both sides and the swim platform but all will be fixed by middle of next week. My hats off to Clearlake Powerboat Services, they are doing a great job on the boat.
Other than the storm, a great time was had by all. The Clear Lake folks did a super job.
:ernaehrung004:

txriverrat2001 06-24-2008 09:32 AM

Anyone know how to contact "Fast Eddie"?? A good friend of mine would like to speak to him. I think he has a Formula?

Thanks

Capt Ross

joew. 06-24-2008 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by wespin (Post 2600218)
I think 14 boats took a hit with storm on Saturday. Two rafts of boats broke loose with one pulling a cleat from the dock and then going under the dock. That was "Liquid Prozac" a new 38'. The second group of damage was a rope breaking on Size Matters and 3 boats getting into another raft of boats (where i was) with damage coming shortly after. Baja took a hit, a 43' Nortech and Size Matters was taking on water and had to be pulled late Saturday. There was enough fiberglass flying around that it looked like it was snowing.
Yes my cig took a hit but minor. I bent cavitation plates on both drives, housing on props and trim indicator on starboard drive. Drove boat to 61st docks and pulled it out. Took some scratches on both sides and the swim platform but all will be fixed by middle of next week. My hats off to Clearlake Powerboat Services, they are doing a great job on the boat.
Other than the storm, a great time was had by all. The Clear Lake folks did a super job.
:ernaehrung004:


Sorry to hear that. Damn mother nature:mad:

joew. 06-24-2008 09:59 AM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2600232)
Anyone know how to contact "Fast Eddie"?? A good friend of mine would like to speak to him. I think he has a Formula?

Thanks

Capt Ross

Don't know him. I know there is a guy named Eddie with a 40ft Baja. Insanity 342 and him run their boats together alot. Sorry I am not more help...

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2600232)
Anyone know how to contact "Fast Eddie"?? A good friend of mine would like to speak to him. I think he has a Formula?

Thanks

Capt Ross

Last time I saw Fast Eddie, he was wearing some coke bottle glasses and lining up a shot on the 8 ball to teach Tom Cruise a little humility. :grinser010:

wstultz 06-24-2008 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2600332)
Last time I saw Fast Eddie, he was wearing some coke bottle glasses and lining up a shot on the 8 ball to teach Tom Cruise a little humility. :grinser010:

Stop bringing up your past days of 8 balls. Damn hippie!:D

joew. 06-24-2008 10:56 AM

diamond head marine specials

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...d=0&slim=quick

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=75359&url=

joew. 06-24-2008 10:58 AM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...oat_id=1930227

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2600441)

That cigarette is the one that came out of the govment auction earlier this year.

It is a staggard straight bottom TG though.

Worth looking into for the power out of the cat.

bigandy 06-24-2008 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2600441)

pretty cheap for a 42 foot boat with 4 blowers????? even so still pretty cheap i would think?

bigandy 06-24-2008 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by wespin (Post 2600218)
I think 14 boats took a hit with storm on Saturday. Two rafts of boats broke loose with one pulling a cleat from the dock and then going under the dock. That was "Liquid Prozac" a new 38'. The second group of damage was a rope breaking on Size Matters and 3 boats getting into another raft of boats (where i was) with damage coming shortly after. Baja took a hit, a 43' Nortech and Size Matters was taking on water and had to be pulled late Saturday. There was enough fiberglass flying around that it looked like it was snowing.
Yes my cig took a hit but minor. I bent cavitation plates on both drives, housing on props and trim indicator on starboard drive. Drove boat to 61st docks and pulled it out. Took some scratches on both sides and the swim platform but all will be fixed by middle of next week. My hats off to Clearlake Powerboat Services, they are doing a great job on the boat.
Other than the storm, a great time was had by all. The Clear Lake folks did a super job.
:ernaehrung004:

sorry to hear that... liquid prozac the cowboy colors ciggie??

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2600521)
pretty cheap for a 42 foot boat with 4 blowers????? even so still pretty cheap i would think?

I couldn't find the 4 blowers. They msut have been in the glove box.

Still a fountain. Like someone once said. If you put enough HP in a garbage dumpster it will go fast, but why?

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2600527)
sorry to hear that... liquid prozac the cowboy colors ciggie??

YUP

bigandy 06-24-2008 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2600606)
I couldn't find the 4 blowers. They msut have been in the glove box.

Still a fountain. Like someone once said. If you put enough HP in a garbage dumpster it will go fast, but why?

you have proven that twice now...... ZING!

spk1 06-24-2008 12:51 PM

What do you guys think about names.
38 mares cat. Here is the short list.

Catastrophe

Catastrophic

Cattilac

CAT-5

Shazaam


Anyone?

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2600657)
What do you guys think about names.
38 mares cat. Here is the short list.

Catastrophe

Catastrophic

Cattilac

CAT-5

Shazaam


Anyone?

CAT- 5 is taken, and by a boat 3 times as awesome as a MARES cat so you need to scratch that one off.

How about

WORK VISAS, since you have been pickin up the illegals lately.

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 12:56 PM

Where are the pic of the boat?

Some of us have forgotten which one it was. I remember it, but I lost the link.

spk1 06-24-2008 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2600670)
Where are the pic of the boat?

Some of us have forgotten which one it was. I remember it, but I lost the link.

U havent seen it,, it wasnt advertised. :chimp:


Catapult

spk1 06-24-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2600665)
CAT- 5 is taken, and by a boat 3 times as awesome as a MARES cat so you need to scratch that one off.

How about

WORK VISAS, since you have been pickin up the illegals lately.

Wow in one sentence you seem to have fu(ked up a personalized factory tour with the owner of the new mares/sonic , niiiiiceeee. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2600684)
U havent seen it,, it wasnt advertised. :chimp:


Catapult

I thought it was the one up north that we were discussing during the pontoon boat fishing derby during the monsoon.

Send us a pic dammit.

I am goingto get mine thursday. Have to get tires and pack bearings might come back thurs night or fri morning.

bigandy 06-24-2008 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2600657)
What do you guys think about names.
38 mares cat. Here is the short list.

Catastrophe

Catastrophic

Cattilac

CAT-5

Shazaam


Anyone?

i have the best name for a cat, did you get it, if so call me and i will tell you. i dont want to post it!

otherwise : cat-illac, kitty luvs peanut butter, ceiling cat, faster PU$$Y cat or GladHeAterHer

jeff1000man 06-24-2008 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2600689)
Wow in one sentence you seem to have fu(ked up a personalized factory tour with the owner of the new mares/sonic , niiiiiceeee. :rolleyes:

What are you talking about you oversensitive ninny?

You just said like 20 posts ago that all you had to do was sponsor a work visa to get laid.

Your always getting mad when someone busts your balls a little. It's OK for you to dish it out, but you can't take it.

:Whatever:


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