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tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 02:53 PM

Lefty tell the story about our favorite Bar tender:drink:

txlefty 04-06-2007 02:58 PM

I'll tell you mine if you tell yours about Dustin! Something about he knows how to give the perfect head........












for your beer! :eek:

tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 03:03 PM

i love beer

tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 03:55 PM

Good news for Lefty and Jeff0000001woman



LOS ANGELES -- Same-sex couples who want to exchange vows in front of Cinderella's Castle now have the chance.

The Walt Disney Co. had limited its Fairy Tale Wedding program to couples with valid marriage licenses, but it is now making ceremonies at its parks available to gay couples as well.

"We believe this change is consistent with Disney's long-standing policy of welcoming every guest in an inclusive environment," Disney Parks and Resorts spokesman Donn Walker said Friday. "We want everyone who comes to celebrate a special occasion at Disney to feel welcome and respected."


The company said it made the change after being contacted by a gay couple who wanted to use the wedding service, which offers ceremonies at Disneyland in California, Walt Disney World Resort in Florida and Disney's cruise ships.

The service offers flowers, dining, music and many optional Disney touches, from ceremonies in front of the parks' iconic attractions to having Mickey and Minnie Mouse in formal wear as guests. The packages start at $8,000 and can cost more than $45,000.

Groups not affiliated with Disney have held annual "gay days" celebrations at Disney parks for years. Company officials have taken a tolerant attitude to the weekend, allowing party promoters to rent out parks after hours and rebuffing religious groups that condemned Disney.

In 2005, Southern Baptists ended an eight-year boycott of the Walt Disney Co. for violating "moral righteousness and traditional family values."

txlefty 04-06-2007 04:08 PM

Tom, I'm sure Dustin will be excited ! I guess you can dress up as Goofy and he can be Mickey Mouse. Let me know when you two plan on going, I hate to miss such an important date in ya'lls relationship. Just think ya'll be more than life partners, butt piarates, pillow biters, pole smokers, tea baggers, reach arounders, azz munchers, and just plain 'ol F-GS! You can come out of the closet! No more hiding! Just shout it out! Tell the world you like the bloney pony! :D

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2084291)
Tom, I'm sure Dustin will be excited ! I guess you can dress up as Goofy and he can be Mickey Mouse. Let me know when you two plan on going, I hate to miss such an important date in ya'lls relationship. Just think ya'll be more than life partners, butt piarates, pillow biters, pole smokers, tea baggers, reach arounders, azz munchers, and just plain 'ol F-GS! You can come out of the closet! No more hiding! Just shout it out! Tell the world you like the bloney pony! :D

YOU FORGOT FUDGE PACKER AND FELCHER:evilb:

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:14 PM

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I WOULD HAVE JOINED IN EARLIER BUT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY HATCH DONE FOR THE TF200.

I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH FIBERGLASS IN MY ARMS TO BUILD ANOTHER BOAT. CANT'T WAIT TO TAKE A HOT SHOWER AND DRINK A COLD BEER OR 12:drink:

ANOTHER GOOD DAY AT WORK ATLEAST I GOT SOMETHING DONE.

txlefty 04-06-2007 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084295)
YOU FORGOT FUDGE PACKER AND FELCHER:evilb:

DAMN IT! Thanks for the assist! :D

joew. 04-06-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084298)
I WOULD HAVE JOINED IN EARLIER BUT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY HATCH DONE FOR THE TF200.

I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH FIBERGLASS IN MY ARMS TO BUILD ANOTHER BOAT. CANT'T WAIT TO TAKE A HOT SHOWER AND DRINK A COLD BEER OR 12:drink:

ANOTHER GOOD DAY AT WORK ATLEAST I GOT SOMETHING DONE.

Thats off a 21' scarab????

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2084310)
Thats off a 21' scarab????

yes sir. why do you ask?

i just took about 50 or 60 lbs off of it.

joew. 04-06-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084311)
yes sir. why do you ask?

No reason, just thought it looked big. And with the two holes I figured twins.

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2084313)
No reason, just thought it looked big. And with the two holes I figured twins.

It had storage buckets on each side of the engine and with the new exhaust it would not fit, so i cut them out today and am trying to figure out what i want to fill the holes with.
Can't decide if i just want to use fiberglass,carbonfiber,or plexiglass.

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:33 PM

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if i could fit twins in it i would.:eek:

tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 04:41 PM

[QUOTE=BY U BOY;2084298]
I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH FIBERGLASS IN MY ARMS TO BUILD ANOTHER BOAT. CANT'T WAIT TO TAKE A HOT SHOWER AND DRINK A COLD BEER OR 12:drink:

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take a Hot Hot shower and use panty hose to was with. They will get the fiberglass dust out of your skin

joew. 04-06-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084315)
It had storage buckets on each side of the engine and with the new exhaust it would not fit, so i cut them out today and am trying to figure out what i want to fill the holes with.
Can't decide if i just want to use fiberglass,carbonfiber,or plexiglass.

Good luck with it, I know a glass guy that works fast and cheap for cash.... And he does good work.

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:45 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2084325]

Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084298)
I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH FIBERGLASS IN MY ARMS TO BUILD ANOTHER BOAT. CANT'T WAIT TO TAKE A HOT SHOWER AND DRINK A COLD BEER OR 12:drink:

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take a Hot Hot shower and use panty hose to was with. They will get the fiberglass dust out of your skin

i use vaseline to pull it out the a hot hot shower.


but i will try the panty hose trick. thanks

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2084328)
Good luck with it, I know a glass guy that works fast and cheap for cash.... And he does good work.

cool i may need to use him i dont have much free time to do stuff like this.

tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084315)
It had storage buckets on each side of the engine and with the new exhaust it would not fit, so i cut them out today and am trying to figure out what i want to fill the holes with.
Can't decide if i just want to use fiberglass,carbonfiber,or plexiglass.

I would make it solid fiberglass for the ladies:cool:

tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2084291)
Tom, I'm sure Dustin will be excited ! I guess you can dress up as Goofy and he can be Mickey Mouse. Let me know when you two plan on going, I hate to miss such an important date in ya'lls relationship. Just think ya'll be more than life partners, butt piarates, pillow biters, pole smokers, tea baggers, reach arounders, azz munchers, and just plain 'ol F-GS! You can come out of the closet! No more hiding! Just shout it out! Tell the world you like the bloney pony! :D

Dustin told me he didn't fall in the water he jumped:eek: he said you were touching him in very dirty places. He did not feel comfortable being around you. This poor kid will need years of therapy after hangin out with you for one night. You should be ashamned of your self you sick bastard. :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 04-06-2007 05:23 PM

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I am now in conroe!!!:evilb: :evilb:

spk1 04-06-2007 05:26 PM

Traffic report,, Take the 1488 feeder short cut. The out of towners are real confused about the whole 10 year I-45 expansion project. And dont yet know its faster to take the feeder. :rolleyes:

joew. 04-06-2007 05:37 PM

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I think I am goin to do the girlfriend family thing tonight. But on Sat. I will be on the prowl. "Yea dat's nice. Can I buy you a fish sandwich?"

spk1 04-06-2007 05:53 PM

Wow,,
Your really taking this "good" Friday thing to a whole new level, hehe

joew. 04-06-2007 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2084398)
Wow,,
Your really taking this "good" Friday thing to a whole new level, hehe

If you are refuring to me hangin with my girlfriend,,, I know. But it sounds like everyone is hung over anyways so we won't miss much.

joew. 04-06-2007 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2084398)
Wow,,
Your really taking this "good" Friday thing to a whole new level, hehe

Your new name is "spung bob black pants" with that pic. Where did you get that:chimp:

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2084349)
I would make it solid fiberglass for the ladies:cool:

it will have a sun pad on top for my lady:D the two holes that will be filled in do not bare weight.

spk1 04-06-2007 06:02 PM

Yea,
Get some rest, sober up and we will hit it hard on saturday..

joew. 04-06-2007 06:03 PM

awful quite in here
joew., spk1, BY U BOY, Trojan-man, tomtbone1993, bigandy, boatman22

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 06:05 PM

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take a Hot Hot shower and use panty hose to was with. They will get the fiberglass dust out of your skin
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i dont have any panty hose can i borrow the ones you wore to work today:evilb: :D

spk1 04-06-2007 06:05 PM

We wont get to 1000, like this.

Trojan-man 04-06-2007 06:05 PM

Sorry I am late to the discussion.....can someone tell me how Lefty went to papas with two girls in his boat and came back with two guys, one who fell his drunk ass in the water and the other was making out with a marina pole for an hour? Classic...

Is sounds just like a night with Jeff1000 except for the girls part.......:evilb: :evilb:

ps. 70 mph s-turns at 2 in the morning was awesome, wish the pics would have turned out.

spk1 04-06-2007 06:06 PM

It must have been a pretty good time last night. I knew I should have bailed on work. :rolleyes:

joew. 04-06-2007 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084411)
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take a Hot Hot shower and use panty hose to was with. They will get the fiberglass dust out of your skin
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i dont have any panty hose can i borrow the ones you wore to work today:evilb: :D

Zing,,, it would have been better two hours ago but at this point I will take it :evilb:

Trojan-man 04-06-2007 06:07 PM

For anyone who wasn't there last night (puzzies) You missed a Bigandy (somewhat obtuse) show......

that is the name for his Gibson, we have decided.....

tomtbone1993 04-06-2007 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2084411)
QUOTE]
take a Hot Hot shower and use panty hose to was with. They will get the fiberglass dust out of your skin
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i dont have any panty hose can i borrow the ones you wore to work today:evilb: :D

the only ones I have are the ones your girl left at my house......:chimp:

joew. 04-06-2007 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2084413)
Sorry I am late to the discussion.....can someone tell me how Lefty went to papas with two girls in his boat and came back with two guys, one who fell his drunk ass in the water and the other was making out with a marina pole for an hour? Classic...

Is sounds just like a night with Jeff1000 except for the girls part.......:evilb: :evilb:

ps. 70 mph s-turns at 2 in the morning was awesome, wish the pics would have turned out.

George has never seen 70, so who was makin the turns???

Trojan-man 04-06-2007 06:09 PM

I know ..... some people have to work.........glad I am not one of those people :drink:

BY U BOY 04-06-2007 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2084415)
Zing,,, it would have been better two hours ago but at this point I will take it :evilb:

i was still high from the glass dust 2 hrs ago:D

bigandy 04-06-2007 06:10 PM

Chad said earlier he has never seen a guy with a 38' fountain go TO the bar with two dirties and come BACK from the bar with two dudes and no dirties???

joew. 04-06-2007 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2084420)
I know ..... some people have to work.........glad I am not one of those people :drink:

We are getting paid for stiznit you are doin for free; AZZ:rolleyes:


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