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jeff1000man 11-12-2008 11:36 PM

Who broke what? How come no one ever calls me with the good gossip?:mad:

tomtbone1993 11-12-2008 11:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkuPh...eature=related

jeff1000man 11-12-2008 11:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2738373)

Perv

Trojan-man 11-13-2008 01:28 AM

This pretty much says it all... :evilb::evilb::evilb:

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joew. 11-13-2008 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2738397)
This pretty much says it all... :evilb::evilb::evilb:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eB60...eature=related

Still got it!

bigandy 11-13-2008 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2738397)
This pretty much says it all... :evilb::evilb::evilb:

[YOUTUBE]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eB60eh-Rc&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

pretty sure i gave a class on advanced posting!!!

Sorry about the boat kev, hopefully a little gelcoat will fix it right up... bring that thing on up to conroe!!!

spk1 11-13-2008 11:01 AM

I have the glass guy on it, the hull is already shined up to like new again, and she should be 100% in a couple days, Turns out the trailer was not set up correctly by the factory guys :rolleyes: pretty piss poor on their part, but it seemed they were more concerned with hijacing the nice trailer it was on,, than to actually do a good job on the one they were putting under the boat to give to me. Looks like I will be changing the bunk set up on this trailer as well.

bigandy 11-13-2008 11:20 AM

where are you??? i was expecting your first post to have some wheres waldo lollipops!!!! :)

Trojan-man 11-13-2008 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2738674)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eB60eh-Rc&feature=related

pretty sure i gave a class on advanced posting!!!

Sorry about the boat kev, hopefully a little gelcoat will fix it right up... bring that thing on up to conroe!!!

sorry it took me a couple of minutes to remember the tomtbone youtube101 lesson :evilb:

Jerry Davis can fix it........but it might come back :drink::drink:

Trojan-man 11-13-2008 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2738688)
I have the glass guy on it, the hull is already shined up to like new again, and she should be 100% in a couple days, Turns out the trailer was not set up correctly by the factory guys :rolleyes: pretty piss poor on their part, but it seemed they were more concerned with hijacing the nice trailer it was on,, than to actually do a good job on the one they were putting under the boat to give to me. Looks like I will be changing the bunk set up on this trailer as well.

that sucks. I was thinking the bunk setup was weird bc it didn't have any inside sponson guides like most cat trailers. And the bunks that are on there are completely rotten. I still have some bunks from the villain trailer you can take back if you need them.

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2738724)
sorry it took me a couple of minutes to remember the tomtbone youtube101 lesson :

:


I am glad someone gives me credit....:cool:





Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2738724)

Jerry Davis can fix it........but it might come back :drink::drink:

Phuck J Davis...just have Hodges do it, will have a lot faster turnaround and will be done right the first time:evilb::evilb:

I will get you Armstong's ph number for a refrence...

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2738376)
Perv

you still rubbed one out to Gam Gam........

bigandy 11-13-2008 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2738734)
I am glad someone gives me credit....

you got credit in the classss

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 01:05 PM

when should we do the first club 105 holiday / winter bowl-a- thon??

Needs to be a Saturday Night:)

Trojan-man 11-13-2008 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2738748)
you got credit in the classss

get to work, youporn is not getting claims written up :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2738801)
get to work, youporn is not getting claims written up :party-smiley-004:

I have found myself spending more time on redtube..better quality ...ect...ect...:ernaehrung004::cool::evilb::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 11-13-2008 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2738911)
I have found myself spending more time on redtube..better quality ...ect...ect...:ernaehrung004::cool::evilb::cool-smiley-027:

yes youporn has gone downhill since they want people to pay for it now. I will be switching to redtube as well.

I have been getting alot of work done lately since youporn has been down :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 11-13-2008 04:58 PM

you boys need jebus!!!

Big Earn, it will be the second annual bowl-athon???

Who is cookkin chili??

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2738959)
you boys need jebus!!!

Big Earn, it will be the second annual bowl-athon???

Who is cookkin chili??

1st annual Club 105 HOLIDAY Bowl-athon, :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 11-13-2008 07:40 PM

Jeffro??? The Scarab you want but with teague 800's and Speedmaster 3A's...


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=220311972505

jeff1000man 11-13-2008 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2739111)
Jeffro??? The Scarab you want but with teague 800's and Speedmaster 3A's...


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=220311972505

I am selling everything and joining the cruiser club.

LaBerge trip to be planned very soon.

I think the Magnum is leaving next week also. She will be missed.

bigandy 11-13-2008 08:44 PM

Raymond Beaudreux's number 6's were stolen off the big cat he took to key west, it was parked in front of Lightfoots nortech when we went to the Pelican that night!!!

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739178)
Raymond Beaudreux's number 6's were stolen off the big cat he took to key west, it was parked in front of Lightfoots nortech when we went to the Pelican that night!!!

Where was BigChubby??

bigandy 11-13-2008 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739181)
Where was BigChubby??

have you read, thats like three sets just from this weekend!!!

bigandy 11-13-2008 09:00 PM

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this should come in handy at the conroe walmart!!! Bandit II is on cmt ( the one with the elephant!!! )

jeff1000man 11-13-2008 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739187)
this should come in handy at the conroe walmart!!! Bandit II is on cmt ( the one with the elephant!!! )

That is funny. You guys in relationships should use that for date night.

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 09:44 PM

I thought this was funny....

You Might Not Be Riding A Real Motorcycle If ...

* Your motorcycle has a reverse gear.
* You don't kill bugs with your helmet.
* You installed a cup holder.
* Your wheels have metal spokes.
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* Your motorcycle has a redline below 10,000 RPM.
* Your motorcycle has a heater.
* You have to use an intercom to talk to your passenger.
* Your motorcycle won't wheelie (aka "You Can't Get The Front End Up Without A Crane" Syndrome).
* The dry weight is greater than 550 lbs.
* Your motorcycle has a trailer hitch.
* You have a hardpoint for the attachment of a sidecar.
* Your motorcycle takes longer than 5 seconds to get to 60mph.
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* Your seat is right over the rear tire.
* Your headlight has a shroud.
* Your tail light has a color dot.
* You have a cruise control.
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* You need more than two people to put it on the center stand.
* It has a center stand.
* You installed a sissy bar.
* Tattoos are required for ownership.
* Tasseled chaps and vest are the proper dress code for riding.
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* Your passenger has a full seat behind you.
* You got your helmet at a WW II Axis surplus sale.
* You have a tattoo of your bike.
* You're the sixth owner in four years.
* Your wife has a tattoo of your bike.
* There is a plastic skull over your headlight.
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* Your windshield is three feet wide and four feet tall.
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* You have an antennae on your bike.
* You paid more than $14,000 for a USED bike!
* Your seat has springs under it.
* You have matching studded leather saddlebags.
* Your helmet has a spike on top of it.
* Your grandfather rode a bike just like it when he was a young man.
* Most of your bike's highway time was spent tied down in the back of a pickup truck.
* Your rear tire has a mud flap.
* Your riding buddies are named "Skull", "Bone", and "Skeeter".
* You have more than 4 reflectors on your bike.
* You ever had to worry about jack-knifing the trailer that you were towing behind your bike.
* You got a free logo embossed wallet on a chain promotional when you took delivery of your bike from the dealer.
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bigandy 11-13-2008 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2739202)
That is funny. You guys in relationships should use that for date night.

Dont be jealous you will find the right guy........... :evilb:

Speakin of that calll me tomorrow i think i have a secretary for you if you are still workin a bunch of claims!!!

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739232)
Dont be jealous you will find the right guy........... :evilb:

!!!


Agree....look at Spik1 and baldwick....I knew they would get back togther, they are just to happy...sucks for SPF100, but he will find someone:party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 11-13-2008 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2739115)
I am selling everything and joining the cruiser club.

LaBerge trip to be planned very soon.

I think the Magnum is leaving next week also. She will be missed.

Stopped by your house today but only saw the dually so I kept going.Guess you were working.

tomtbone1993 11-13-2008 11:23 PM

This is one of my clients, probably need to remove him off the list for the 2010 range Rover....


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...omments_anchor

Boatgate:

http://dallasisdblog.dallasnews.com/...ty-on-all.html

bigandy 11-14-2008 08:28 AM

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Anybody notice anything odd about this picture and an accessory this boat has??? Its kinda cool actually...

wstultz 11-14-2008 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739384)
Anybody notice anything odd about this picture and an accessory this boat has??? Its kinda cool actually...

Are you talking about the extra throttle or the bungie cords holding the shifters in gear?

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 09:29 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739384)
Anybody notice anything odd about this picture and an accessory this boat has??? Its kinda cool actually...

2 engines that run? I don't know.

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 09:30 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739232)
Dont be jealous you will find the right guy........... :evilb:

Speakin of that calll me tomorrow i think i have a secretary for you if you are still workin a bunch of claims!!!

I don't have a bunch, but I have enough. I have switched from how fast can I get them done, to how slow can I get them done.

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2739245)
Stopped by your house today but only saw the dually so I kept going.Guess you were working.

I was in CLear Lake, Looking at something ???? :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739384)
Anybody notice anything odd about this picture and an accessory this boat has??? Its kinda cool actually...

I don't see anything cool about that boat......

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739450)
I don't see anything cool about that boat......

don't let wstultz hear you say dat, he spend hours drooling over that boat :drool::drool:

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739450)
I don't see anything cool about that boat......

It's got orange paint. :Whatever:

I bet it doesn't have a built in liquor dispensor though.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 10:06 AM

Looking GOOOD Billy Ray!

Feeling good Wintorp!


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