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jeff1000man 08-14-2008 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2653702)
Trim ram cylinders

Do you need some? There is a guy at club 105 that has a set that just got rebuilt but they weren't back in time, so he bought a brand new set. Now he has the rebuilt ones for extras.

Just got back from eating a giant prime rib, with beers and giant desert.

wstultz 08-14-2008 09:00 PM

Rhe trim cylinders also come with three boxes of old crap! This is a one time offer man, you should get over here quick and pick this stuff up.:p

richarmstrong 08-14-2008 09:16 PM

does any one know the color codes off the wires on a cigarette????

Rcolter 08-14-2008 10:29 PM

Duh?? Like Squatter said. Red + Black - Easy they teach you that in Merc High Perf School

jeff1000man 08-14-2008 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by richarmstrong (Post 2653990)
does any one know the color codes off the wires on a cigarette????

You should hire an ex phone company employee. They are used to sorting out wires.

jeff1000man 08-14-2008 10:50 PM

Seriusly, if you need it, I have the Merc schematics at my house. I'll be back in town tomorow evening.

bigandy 08-15-2008 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by richarmstrong (Post 2653990)
does any one know the color codes off the wires on a cigarette????

i am pretty sure all the wires on your boat went to a scrap yard so squatter could have gas money to go to Arkansas this weekend.....

jeff1000man 08-15-2008 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2654282)
i am pretty sure all the wires on your boat went to a scrap yard so squatter could have gas money to go to Arkansas this weekend.....

Is he going back home or what?

wstultz 08-15-2008 01:18 PM

What's up for this weekend???

jeff1000man 08-16-2008 01:26 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2654511)
What's up for this weekend???

lets rip it up on somebodys boat. that is for sure.:ernaehrung004:

All the high rollers are out of town.

BY U BOY 08-16-2008 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2654907)

All the high rollers are out of town.

Translation..We can go swimming without getting covered in oil:drink::evilb:

Trojan-man 08-16-2008 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2655051)
Translation..We can go swimming without getting covered in oil:drink::evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

wstultz 08-16-2008 02:34 PM

Hey Buy U Boy, call me whenever you get a chance. 281-799-1414. I tried to call but your phone was off or your number changed. I want to try that wiring harness of yours. I look like a swedish chef trying to figure out these wires....."mushky, mushky !!!! "

This is Chad by the way. Wade knows exactly where these wires need to go.

BY U BOY 08-16-2008 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2655195)
Hey Buy U Boy, call me whenever you get a chance. 281-799-1414. I tried to call but your phone was off or your number changed. I want to try that wiring harness of yours. I look like a swedish chef trying to figure out these wires....."mushky, mushky !!!! "

Yeah i finally got a Houston #:drink: I'll give you a shout shortly.

I just tried to call you and got Chad's VM.

jeff1000man 08-16-2008 11:13 PM

What's with all of the deletings?

How was the run today?

Did anyone win any money?

Trojan-man 08-17-2008 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2655389)
What's with all of the deletings?

How was the run today?

Did anyone win any money?

How did this guy do ???

tomtbone1993 08-17-2008 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2655411)
How did this guy do ???

I did fine...and am doing fine..have a good time at the Damn tomorrow..or should I say in a few hours

jeff1000man 08-17-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2655425)
I did fine...and am doing fine..have a good time at the Damn tomorrow..or should I say in a few hours

see you guys on tuesday. looks like you'll make it out in front of the huricane.

BY U BOY 08-17-2008 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2655425)
I did fine...and am doing fine..have a good time at the Damn tomorrow..or should I say in a few hours

Looks like yall have some nice weather..Hope yall had fun on the run:drink:

Trojan-man 08-17-2008 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2655425)
I did fine...and am doing fine..have a good time at the Damn tomorrow..or should I say in a few hours

thats good to hear little buddy. :drink: No Damning today, we are dropping the engine in the bananananana and slapping on the drive :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020::boat:

Trojan-man 08-17-2008 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2655547)
Looks like yall have some nice weather..Hope yall had fun on the run:drink:

hey playa, Im gonna give you a buzz in about 30 minutes.

bigandy 08-18-2008 08:10 AM

"One who sleeps with sun" also wakes up with sun!! 8:30 in the morning and we are already in Alabama... Tom's driving singing to his favorite Seal song and trying to bring back " air guitaring " and the girls are fast asleep in the back.

We will be at Lakeview this evening for lazy man boat salt water washing. Later biatches....

joew. 08-18-2008 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2656004)
"One who sleeps with sun" also wakes up with sun!! 8:30 in the morning and we are already in Alabama... Tom's driving singing to his favorite Seal song and trying to bring back " air guitaring " and the girls are fast asleep in the back.

We will be at Lakeview this evening for lazy man boat salt water washing. Later biatches....

Hope yall had a good time. I take it you did not win the run???? How did the boats do?

joew. 08-18-2008 08:21 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2655550]thats good to hear little buddy. :drink: No Damning today, we are dropping the engine in the bananananana and slapping on the driveQUOTE]

Good call getting it ready for winter:evilb:

wstultz 08-18-2008 09:15 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2656017]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2655550)
thats good to hear little buddy. :drink: No Damning today, we are dropping the engine in the bananananana and slapping on the driveQUOTE]

Good call getting it ready for winter:evilb:

:D:D:D

joew. 08-18-2008 09:22 AM

[QUOTE=wstultz;2656082]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2656017)

:D:D:D

How did you like the secret Inland Sunday feast???? Always good times:drink:

wstultz 08-18-2008 09:45 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2656088]

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2656082)

How did you like the secret Inland Sunday feast???? Always good times:drink:

That was definitely good times. I was also able to talk the old lady out of Marble Slab...which is nice.:drink:

I appreciate the grub.

joew. 08-18-2008 09:56 AM

[QUOTE=wstultz;2656104]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2656088)

That was definitely good times. I was also able to talk the old lady out of Marble Slab...which is nice.:drink:

I appreciate the grub.

We will be doing it a lot more now that it is cooling off. Or will be soon.

joew. 08-18-2008 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2655552)
hey playa, Im gonna give you a buzz in about 30 minutes.

Gen and ac ran great yesterday:evilb: One of the wave runners....not so much:mad:

jeff1000man 08-18-2008 10:02 AM

Thanks for the invite yesterday also. Food was awesome. I'll ask the jet ski guru what he thinks later when I talk to him.

bigandy 08-18-2008 10:08 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2656088]

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2656082)

How did you like the secret Inland Sunday feast???? Always good times:drink:

Did you boys make the inaugural jet ski run!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boats did good, went threw the cut yesterday and out into open water on smoooooth!!! 4-6's at 75 MPH and she took it like the you guys take it in the can, gladly and with a smile!!!!

Wish they still video taped that but some douschebag in a sunsation had to ruin it for everybody!!!

joew. 08-18-2008 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2656134)
Thanks for the invite yesterday also. Food was awesome. I'll ask the jet ski guru what he thinks later when I talk to him.

Tell him we are happy with 60...we do not neet to go so fast that we go back in time :ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 08-18-2008 10:25 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2656017]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2655550)
thats good to hear little buddy. :drink: No Damning today, we are dropping the engine in the bananananana and slapping on the driveQUOTE]

Good call getting it ready for winter:evilb:

I also put a new carb on the generator, she is purring like your old lady's kitten now :drink:

I don't care when it is ready, as long as it is ready :food-smiley-007::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 08-18-2008 10:25 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2656088]

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2656082)

How did you like the secret Inland Sunday feast???? Always good times:drink:

Oh I loved it, thanks for the invite :mad::mad::mad:

wstultz 08-18-2008 10:30 AM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2656163]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2656088)

Oh I loved it, thanks for the invite :mad::mad::mad:

Technically, I didn't get an invite either. I rolled up to see how the jet ski adventures went and.....oh hey, what are ya'll doing?:drink:

bigandy 08-18-2008 10:34 AM

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42' Chris Craft across the harbor from us tied to the dock sank over the weekend.... Tom noticed it the day before because of its name, coincidentally, its called the Islander!!!!

joew. 08-18-2008 11:18 AM

[QUOTE=wstultz;2656168]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2656163)

Technically, I didn't get an invite either. I rolled up to see how the jet ski adventures went and.....oh hey, what are ya'll doing?:k:

You are always invited.

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2656163][QUOTE=joew.;2656088]

Oh I loved it, thanks for the invite :QUOTE]

As are you


The fu(ked up thing about lake conroe is : The previous owners of the skies had their TX/Ar #'s wrong on the boats. They were never questioned in three years. We are on Lake Conroe one day and get stopped by the game warden. No ticket this time:evilb: The guy must have thought it was a wasted effort:drink::ernaehrung004::boat:<---get it?

joew. 08-18-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2656175)
42' Chris Craft across the harbor from us tied to the dock sank over the weekend.... Tom noticed it the day before because of its name, coincidentally, its called the Islander!!!!

That sucks for him. Look at the bright side, now he has a swim deck:eek:

On Time 08-18-2008 12:21 PM

Back from 2 weeks in Europe - Had a great time. Spent most of it at my cousins new lake house.:cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 08-18-2008 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2656294)
Back from 2 weeks in Europe - Had a great time. Spent most of it at my cousins new lake house.:cool-smiley-027:

Europe??? Varaday's got to be Polish or Hungarian but my guess is polish, either way thats eastern europe!!! But glad to have you back. You missed an exciting weekend of rain and jet skiing in conroe. Or tons of ass, fast boats, great food and big wave jumping in Destin... either way bettter than being on a plane for 12 hours!


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