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joew. 11-14-2008 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739384)
Anybody notice anything odd about this picture and an accessory this boat has??? Its kinda cool actually...

I was thinking the two throttles was pretty cool

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739384)
Anybody notice anything odd about this picture and an accessory this boat has??? Its kinda cool actually...

Yes, I did notice something odd about the picture, the throttleman has a hunch-back :p:p

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739243)
Agree....look at Spik1 and baldwick....I knew they would get back togther, they are just to happy...sucks for SPF100, but he will find someone:party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Do I need to tighten you up again ??? :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 11-14-2008 10:54 AM

two throttles is cool but old eagle eye got it, i thought it was some kind of bracket holding the shifters in place but it may be bungee cord... if that is the case it goes from cooooool to gheeeetttttooooooo!!!

YOU GOTTA PLAY TO WIN!!!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BWbnuak6zQ[/YOUTUBE]




[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDNyil86MU&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2739421)
Are you talking about the extra throttle or the bungie cords holding the shifters in gear?

Except those aren't the shifters, those look like the extra set of throttles for when the throttleman is on the other side of the driver, kind of like in my Magnum.

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 11:11 AM

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Joew on his way to work :evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2739525)
Joew on his way to work :evilb::evilb::evilb:

LMAO

The box man.

Probably without the weed sticker though.

bigandy 11-14-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2739525)
Joew on his way to work :evilb::evilb::evilb:

When did he say is the cutoff for ordering the Holiday gift wrapped version of Dick in a box from JoeW???!?!!!?!?

wstultz 11-14-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2739525)
Joew on his way to work :evilb::evilb::evilb:

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

wstultz 11-14-2008 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739505)
two throttles is cool but old eagle eye got it, i thought it was some kind of bracket holding the shifters in place but it may be bungee cord... if that is the case it goes from cooooool to gheeeetttttooooooo!!!


The Sutphen had them too on the Morse shifters it had before I took them off and sold them. There are quite a few old racers out there that have some kind of make shift holder like that. I guess it beats holding them down the whole race.

wstultz 11-14-2008 11:58 AM

One of the first rounds of Hurricane Ike auctions happens tomorrow. Be there or be square. There is a nice little '07 Donzi single in the that would be sweet.

http://usauctions.com/

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2739576)
One of the first rounds of Hurricane Ike auctions happens tomorrow. Be there or be square. There is a nice little '07 Donzi single in the that would be sweet.

http://usauctions.com/

This would be nice

http://usauctions.com/8519-2007-27ft...cane-ike-.aspx

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739528)
When did he say is the cutoff for ordering the Holiday gift wrapped version of Dick in a box from JoeW???!?!!!?!?

that is the dick in a box :evilb::evilb::p

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2739599)
that is the dick in a box :evilb::evilb::p

OOOHHHHH

BIPBIPBIPBIPBIPBIPBIP

joew. 11-14-2008 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739528)
When did he say is the cutoff for ordering the Holiday gift wrapped version of Dick in a box from JoeW???!?!!!?!?

Hey look at this pic of andy going to work
































:cool:

joew. 11-14-2008 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2739525)
Joew on his way to work :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Keep it up homo.... My odds of connecting on the next one are increasing daily:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2739629)
Keep it up homo.... My odds of connecting on the next one are increasing daily:party-smiley-004:

:angry-smiley-038:

I don't know if anyone can huit chad. He bends like the rubber man

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 01:12 PM

Blaldwick would be a good confidence builder for JoeW. He needs regroup and get his edge back....maybe he should start with Wee Man then move up to baldwick,,,,ect...ect...

joew. 11-14-2008 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739661)
Blaldwick would be a good confidence builder for JoeW. He needs regroup and get his edge back....maybe he should start with Wee Man then move up to baldwick,,,,ect...ect...

I am still in my prime, no confidence builder needed. Maybe only drink 15 beers instead of 40......:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2739691)
I am still in my prime, ......:ernaehrung004:

I havn't been to bigandy posting school yet.

I think this is appropriate though

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/to...id=VIDLRVENT05

spk1 11-14-2008 02:28 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...OeqPWyBw&hl=en

:nhl_fight:

bigandy 11-14-2008 03:23 PM

Ironic statements made last weekend.....

" the trick is you aim for the back of their head not their nose and that way you dont pull the punch "

" my chit always works, i go down there right now and turn two keys and we will be riding on a boat "

" i like that girl, she wasnt bad for being old and she would be fun to hang out with" " ya thats what my dad's friend said right after he stuck his finger in her a$$ for a $50 "

" i dont care what we do as long as i get to go fishin at least once "

" am i on the trailer straight??? "

" which way is the current??? " " well if the wind is blowing that way wouldnt the current be going that way toooooo, duuuuhhhh! "

....................................... i am sure i am forgetting some :)

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739779)
Ironic statements made last weekend.....

" the trick is you aim for the back of their head not their nose and that way you dont pull the punch "

" my chit always works, i go down there right now and turn two keys and we will be riding on a boat "

" i like that girl, she wasnt bad for being old and she would be fun to hang out with" " ya thats what my dad's friend said right after he stuck his finger in her a$$ for a $50 "

" i dont care what we do as long as i get to go fishin at least once "

" am i on the trailer straight??? "

" which way is the current??? " " well if the wind is blowing that way wouldnt the current be going that way toooooo, duuuuhhhh! "

....................................... i am sure i am forgetting some :)

Those all sound like instant classics.

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739779)
Ironic statements made last weekend.....

" the trick is you aim for the back of their head not their nose and that way you dont pull the punch "

" my chit always works, i go down there right now and turn two keys and we will be riding on a boat "

" i like that girl, she wasnt bad for being old and she would be fun to hang out with" " ya thats what my dad's friend said right after he stuck his finger in her a$$ for a $50 "

" i dont care what we do as long as i get to go fishin at least once "

" am i on the trailer straight??? "

" which way is the current??? " " well if the wind is blowing that way wouldnt the current be going that way toooooo, duuuuhhhh! "

....................................... i am sure i am forgetting some :)

would it be possible to get some names w/ the statements??:food-smiley-007:

BTW when you girls where in Key West Mush Mouth and I did a little Cougar hunting:cool::cool:

wstultz 11-14-2008 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739803)
would it be possible to get some names w/ the statements??:food-smiley-007:

BTW when you girls where in Key West Mush Mouth and I did a little Cougar hunting:cool::cool:

Just put Larry the limo driver next to all of them.:grinser010:

bigandy 11-14-2008 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2739834)
Just put Larry the limo driver next to all of them.:grinser010:

Larry the limo driver only claims the wind and current one....

20 knot wind coming down the canal literally bending the palms trees over to the east, so i tell creed he only needs one rope and apparently when the tide is going out to the ocean it does not matter which way the wind is blowing if the water is running to the west the boat is going to the west??!??!?! no harm no foul..... Kevin said they have accidents all the time due to cross currents by the gas dock.

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739841)
Larry the limo driver only claims the wind and current one....

20 knot wind coming down the canal literally bending the palms trees over to the east, so i tell creed he only needs one rope and apparently when the tide is going out to the ocean it does not matter which way the wind is blowing if the water is running to the west the boat is going to the west??!??!?! no harm no foul..... Kevin said they have accidents all the time due to cross currents by the gas dock.

I knew you were barking orders:evilb::evilb::evilb:

bigandy 11-14-2008 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739853)
I knew you were barking orders:evilb::evilb::evilb:

last day, no more time for changin minds and taking votes, to many chiefs in Slapahoe tribe and not enough indians!!!

Every conversation in FL:

"i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me" "Ok we are going to Arby's..." " i idont like arbys" " i thought we were getting pizza" " when is the boat leaving" " how are we all gonna fit in one car " " can you get there by boat " " i am just stay here " " i need to go by an ATM " " all i have is hundreds " " i am not even hungry " " if we go, we gotta stop and get maalox " " have you tried pepcid " " no does it work " " ya it works good but i am not going " " why " " i dunno " " well what are you going to do " " i dunno " " well if your not going then i am not going " " well if we arent going what are we going to eat " "i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me"..................................

jeff1000man 11-14-2008 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739861)
last day, no more time for changin minds and taking votes, to many chiefs in Slapahoe tribe and not enough indians!!!

Every conversation in FL:

"i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me" "Ok we are going to Arby's..." " i idont like arbys" " i thought we were getting pizza" " when is the boat leaving" " how are we all gonna fit in one car " " can you get there by boat " " i am just stay here " " i need to go by an ATM " " all i have is hundreds " " i am not even hungry " " if we go, we gotta stop and get maalox " " have you tried pepcid " " no does it work " " ya it works good but i am not going " " why " " i dunno " " well what are you going to do " " i dunno " " well if your not going then i am not going " " well if we arent going what are we going to eat " "i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me"..................................

Now I beleive every word of that. How much of it hinged on who was actually bringing money to spend wher you all were going?

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739861)
last day, no more time for changin minds and taking votes, to many chiefs in Slapahoe tribe and not enough indians!!!

Every conversation in FL:

"i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me" "Ok we are going to Arby's..." " i idont like arbys" " i thought we were getting pizza" " when is the boat leaving" " how are we all gonna fit in one car " " can you get there by boat " " i am just stay here " " i need to go by an ATM " " all i have is hundreds " " i am not even hungry " " if we go, we gotta stop and get maalox " " have you tried pepcid " " no does it work " " ya it works good but i am not going " " why " " i dunno " " well what are you going to do " " i dunno " " well if your not going then i am not going " " well if we arent going what are we going to eat " "i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me"..................................

I understand you stepping up with this group.....i just felt the cab driver in Destin knew what lane to turn from with out your help:evilb::evilb:

bigandy 11-14-2008 05:44 PM

Everybody carried their own weight it was just a matter of getting a decision made!!! Everyone knows unless it has to do with alcohol i can be a bit, uhhhhh frugal!!! they made fun of me for wearing my pit pass wrist band for 4 days so i didnt have to buy another one!!!

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739897)
Everybody carried their own weight it was just a matter of getting a decision made!!! Everyone knows unless it has to do with alcohol i can be a bit, uhhhhh frugal!!! they made fun of me for wearing my pit pass wrist band for 4 days so i didnt have to buy another one!!!

After having the honor of towing 10 hours each way with you and spending a week together, that does not surprise me a bit:evilb::evilb:

bigandy 11-14-2008 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2739896)
I understand you stepping up with this group.....i just felt the cab driver in Destin knew what lane to turn from with out your help:evilb::evilb:

that towel head didnt know **** and my dad didnt kick ass in okinowa for some slant eyed fuqer drunk drivin me around to not take some of my drunk talk!!!!!!!!! I ll biatch slap a mother humper!!!

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739900)
that towel head didnt know **** and my dad didnt kick ass in okinowa for some slant eyed fuqer drunk drivin me around to not take some of my drunk talk!!!!!!!!! I ll biatch slap a mother humper!!!

Are you referring to the Cab Driver or Boatman22:evilb::evilb:

bigandy 11-14-2008 05:51 PM

i dunno, i m drunk... my dads never been to okinowa...... what are you writing a book!!!

tomtbone1993 11-14-2008 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739904)
i dunno, i m drunk... my dads never been to okinowa...... what are you writing a book!!!

I might.....

the title may be something like....



Back seat driver

Man who barks orders

A captain without a boat

Man who died from Cranberry & Vodka

Man who died from Vodka & Cranberry

Man who died from Tawalka

Man who passed out in the back of my boat

Man who passed out in the back of my truck

Man who hit on my girlfriend

Man who hit on my wife

Man who offended my girlfriend

Man who offended my wife

Man that cooks a good steak

Man who makes a good breakfest

Man who Willis dumped as his bit)h

Man who survived Houthboat fire

Man who sucked a cock for Tawaka




:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2739732)

that is exactly what it looked like....slow motion :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739779)
Ironic statements made last weekend.....

" the trick is you aim for the back of their head not their nose and that way you punch right through them "

" my chit always works, i go down there right now and turn two keys and we will be riding on a boat "

" i like that girl, she wasnt bad for being old and she would be fun to hang out with" " ya thats what my dad's friend said right after he stuck his finger in her a$$ for a $50 "

" i dont care what we do as long as i get to go fishin at least once "

" am i on the trailer straight??? "

" which way is the current??? " " well if the wind is blowing that way wouldnt the current be going that way toooooo, duuuuhhhh! "

....................................... i am sure i am forgetting some :)

I liked..." you don't talk very much"....the next day "Ya know, now that you talk your a real arsehole" :p:p --papa G

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2739861)
last day, no more time for changin minds and taking votes, to many chiefs in Slapahoe tribe and not enough indians!!!

Every conversation in FL:

"i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me" "Ok we are going to Arby's..." " i idont like arbys" " i thought we were getting pizza" " when is the boat leaving" " how are we all gonna fit in one car " " can you get there by boat " " i am just stay here " " i need to go by an ATM " " all i have is hundreds " " i am not even hungry " " if we go, we gotta stop and get maalox " " have you tried pepcid " " no does it work " " ya it works good but i am not going " " why " " i dunno " " well what are you going to do " " i dunno " " well if your not going then i am not going " " well if we arent going what are we going to eat " "i dunno what do you want to do" "i dont care", "what about you" "doesnt matter to me"..................................

that is absolutely true....and bigandy was responsible for half of the lines listed above :party-smiley-004::angry-smiley-038::evilb:

Trojan-man 11-14-2008 08:13 PM

oh and wstultz and Boatman are now a couple .... who woulda thought ?? :evilb::evilb::evilb:

lots of true lovin :eek:


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