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tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782555)
i guess the only ones that read this and thought it sounded like an invitation was Jeffro and tbone, fargin mooches!!!! I'll be there when i get a proper ingraved invitation mailed to my mudder fruckin house :)

Tbone i cant believe you are crawfishin on the $8500, do you want me to bring the car back?!?!? i told you if you could sell it for more it was OK!?!??!?

I made so much money off that SL sale I upgraded Kelly from her little 325CI to a 550I...:cool::cool:

bigandy 01-21-2009 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782558)
Funny you bring this story up wise guy....since it was two years ago......Are you going to get your Stuphen ready for the swamp this year????.....or just move your BBQ pit over to Inland and hope you don't burn down A-Dock.... :party-smiley-004:

i was just trying to build the little guy up.... i didnt realize you were so sensative, i thought if i brought something up from 2 years ago you would realize i wasnt making it personal, i guess i was wrong. Should have expected it from the guy bringing up shat from May 1990 NINETEEEN years later. You know what a person should talk about that is 19 years old,

something gullable with perky tits like a waitress from eldo's or something :)

bigandy 01-21-2009 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782560)
I made so much money off that SL sale I upgraded Kelly from her little 325CI to a 550I...:cool::cool:

how much could you possible make on a car in the trader for $13900????????

wstultz 01-21-2009 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782563)
how much could you possible make on a car in the trader for $13900????????

$13885

tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782563)
how much could you possible make on a car in the trader for $13900????????

its all in the buy;)

bigandy 01-21-2009 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782568)
its all in the buy;)

wink smiley????, i understand profit is in the buying but we are talking about a car you were offering to your own brother and best friend in the whole wide world for $10k??? dont tell me you gave $5k for it and you were doubling your money on your own flesh and blood or one cut from the same cloth?!?!?!? say it isnt so, so either you pounded some stranger or you were gonna pound one of your own boys?!?!!?? which one is it........... HAHAHAHAHA :evilb::evilb:

go get another mashed potato bowl with your jelly fingered asssistant!!!!

oh and lets see the 550, what color is it?? so i know when to get off the highway when i see the white lighting streaking at me!!!!

wstultz 01-21-2009 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782588)
wink smiley????, i understand profit is in the buying but we are talking about a car you were offering to your own brother and best friend in the whole wide world for $10k??? dont tell me you gave $5k for it and you were doubling your money on your own flesh and blood or one cut from the same cloth?!?!?!? say it isnt so, so either you pounded some stranger or you were gonna pound one of your own boys?!?!!?? which one is it........... HAHAHAHAHA :evilb::evilb:

go get another mashed potato bowl with your jelly fingered asssistant!!!!

oh and lets see the 550, what color is it?? so i know when to get off the highway when i see the white lighting streaking at me!!!!


Speeking of that......MaryAndy came speeding up on my rear bumper the other morning before you guys went to Disney. She followed me all the way around 336. Those ten minutes were the most fearful minutes I have ever spent on any road....Right on my a$$, seriously 1 foot. back off 20 feet, look in the passenger seat for something, run off of the road (even with the 10 foot extra shoulder on 336) back up to my bumper....oh I should change the CD, back off of the shoulder, in the grass, CD is in, back 6 inched from my bumper. Then we get to the light @ 45. She passes the half mile of traffic turning right and cuts the last cars bumper off cutting in line. I felt bad for the other guy but damn was I glad she was not on the same road as me anymore. She didn't recognize because I was in Megan's Jeep. I've been meaning to tell you that story but kept forgetting. I was already doing 65.......True Story.

tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782588)
wink smiley????, i understand profit is in the buying but we are talking about a car you were offering to your own brother and best friend in the whole wide world for $10k??? dont tell me you gave $5k for it and you were doubling your money on your own flesh and blood or one cut from the same cloth?!?!?!? say it isnt so, so either you pounded some stranger or you were gonna pound one of your own boys?!?!!?? which one is it........... HAHAHAHAHA :evilb::evilb:

go get another mashed potato bowl with your jelly fingered asssistant!!!!

oh and lets see the 550, what color is it?? so i know when to get off the highway when i see the white lighting streaking at me!!!!


dark blue...we stole the 550I and the 325 brought rain at the auction last week:cool::cool:

The SL sold for 13K to another doctor

tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2782596)
Speeking of that......MaryAndy came speeding up on my rear bumper the other morning before you guys went to Disney. She followed me all the way around 336. Those ten minutes were the most fearful minutes I have ever spent on any road....Right on my a$$, seriously 1 foot. back off 20 feet, look in the passenger seat for something, run off of the road (even with the 10 foot extra shoulder on 336) back up to my bumper....oh I should change the CD, back off of the shoulder, in the grass, CD is in, back 6 inched from my bumper. Then we get to the light @ 45. She passes the half mile of traffic turning right and cuts the last cars bumper off cutting in line. I felt bad for the other guy but damn was I glad she was not on the same road as me anymore. She didn't recognize because I was in Megan's Jeep. I've been meaning to tell you that story but kept forgetting. I was already doing 65.......True Story.



just be glad she didn't get a text message ........:eek::evilb:

Trojan-man 01-21-2009 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782597)
dark blue...we stole the 550I and the 325 brought rain at the auction last week:cool::cool:

The SL sold for 13K to another docter

docter, docter, docter :grinser010:

Trojan-man 01-21-2009 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782588)
wink smiley????, i understand profit is in the buying but we are talking about a car you were offering to your own brother and best friend in the whole wide world for $10k??? dont tell me you gave $5k for it and you were doubling your money on your own flesh and blood or one cut from the same cloth?!?!?!? say it isnt so, so either you pounded some stranger or you were gonna pound one of your own boys?!?!!?? which one is it........... HAHAHAHAHA :evilb::evilb:

go get another mashed potato bowl with your jelly fingered asssistant!!!!

oh and lets see the 550, what color is it?? so i know when to get off the highway when i see the white lighting streaking at me!!!!

Andy, the only reason you are saying this is because you didnt have the chance to double your money on one of your buddies first. Remember, you invented the BigAndy deal :cool::party-smiley-004::eek:

wstultz 01-21-2009 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782599)
docter, docter, docter :grinser010:

Priceless.

wstultz 01-21-2009 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782597)
dark blue...we stole the 550I and the 325 brought rain at the auction last week:cool::cool:

The SL sold for 13K to another docter

Sorry, quoted the wrong one....Priceless.

bigandy 01-21-2009 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782600)
Andy, the only reason you are saying this is because you didnt have the chance to double your money on one of your buddies first. Remember, you invented the BigAndy deal :cool::party-smiley-004::eek:

one futon and a speaker box and forever i am the ass holio!!!

i totally believe the story, she does not deserve a drivers license!!! it is ridiculous at how bad she drives...

wstultz 01-21-2009 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782666)
one futon and a speaker box and forever i am the ass holio!!!

i totally believe the story, she does not deserve a drivers license!!! it is ridiculous at how bad she drives...

Seriously. I think we need to have an intervention where she goes thru boot camp for driver's safety.

tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2782696)
Seriously. I think we need to have an intervention where she goes thru boot camp for driver's safety.

I just want to know how the phuck she gets insured.....what is funny is the story you told, is just like the story Kelly told me 6 months ago with her on 105. :eek:

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782531)
She had a couple last night but nobody wanted free bbq on Obama day:drink:

I only saw that one, but I was definately impressed. To bad the impresion was not mutual.

Did more show up later?

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782551)
Left overs for a week is nice:cool:

Leave the back door open, I know where I am going for lunch tomorrow.

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 04:41 PM

Eddie said I can quit one of my night jobs after the baby comes. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 04:47 PM

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.

tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 05:37 PM

And you guys make fun of my spelling......

hi tom , ive been on my job for 6mounths now i work the walmartdistrabution company its in baytown ive found out this year some one has been using my name and social so my credit is bad now....i really want a range ....i feel that i deserve it im 21 i can pay 3000 down i make a pretty good money at my job about1600 a mounth i can only aforde to pay about 300 a mounth at my job they have a discount with you i think they pay 25% can you help it can be a year 2000 it doesnt matter i whould love to have that perticular vehec...

joew. 01-21-2009 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782769)
And you guys make fun of my spelling......

hi tom , ive been on my job for 6mounths now i work the walmartdistrabution company its in baytown ive found out this year some one has been using my name and social so my credit is bad now....i really want a range ....i feel that i deserve it im 21 i can pay 3000 down i make a pretty good money at my job about1600 a mounth i can only aforde to pay about 300 a mounth at my job they have a discount with you i think they pay 25% can you help it can be a year 2000 it doesnt matter i whould love to have that perticular vehec...

He should have it for free!!!!!! Thanks Obama

txriverrat2001 01-21-2009 05:47 PM

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Speaking of spelling .......

bigandy 01-21-2009 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782769)
And you guys make fun of my spelling......

hi tom , ive been on my job for 6mounths now i work the walmartdistrabution company its in baytown ive found out this year some one has been using my name and social so my credit is bad now....i really want a range ....i feel that i deserve it im 21 i can pay 3000 down i make a pretty good money at my job about1600 a mounth i can only aforde to pay about 300 a mounth at my job they have a discount with you i think they pay 25% can you help it can be a year 2000 it doesnt matter i whould love to have that perticular vehec...

did you ask him his DTI?????


president for a day and now everyone gets a new Range!!!!

can you get him done on the red Jag with $5k down???

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782769)
And you guys make fun of my spelling......

hi tom , ive been on my job for 6mounths now i work the walmartdistrabution company its in baytown ive found out this year some one has been using my name and social so my credit is bad now....i really want a range ....i feel that i deserve it im 21 i can pay 3000 down i make a pretty good money at my job about1600 a mounth i can only aforde to pay about 300 a mounth at my job they have a discount with you i think they pay 25% can you help it can be a year 2000 it doesnt matter i whould love to have that perticular vehec...

Fu(k, can I have a new rover for 3k down and 300 month?

Oh, and the Benz conversation was just for ball bustin.

Find me something nice though. I need another car. The trucks are starting to get boring.

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2782777)
Speaking of spelling .......

That is freakn hillarious.

tomtbone1993 01-21-2009 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782780)
did you ask him his DTI?????


president for a day and now everyone gets a new Range!!!!

can you get him done on the red Jag with $5k down???

Oh.....the phuckin red Jag let me post some of the leads that fine automobile has drawn



Comments: Yes I wondering if I could put about 800 down for this vehicle and add 20 inch custom wheels too the price of the vehicle?

Comments: Yes I was wondering if this car vehicle was still avaliable and what type of down payment are you asking?


I was wondering if I could possible get into the car without an down payment if not what type of down payment are you asking?

I did an credit application for the Jaguar X-type. I was wondering if there were any word from it?


a link to the jag Bigandy is referring to......http://www.landroverhouston.net/used...seHistory=true

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782792)
Oh.....the phuckin red Jag let me post some of the leads that fine automobile has drawn



Comments: Yes I wondering if I could put about 800 down for this vehicle and add 20 inch custom wheels too the price of the vehicle?

Comments: Yes I was wondering if this car vehicle was still avaliable and what type of down payment are you asking?


I was wondering if I could possible get into the car without an down payment if not what type of down payment are you asking?

I did an credit application for the Jaguar X-type. I was wondering if there were any word from it?


a link to the jag Bigandy is referring to......http://www.landroverhouston.net/used...seHistory=true

Fabulus

Trojan-man 01-21-2009 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2782737)
Leave the back door open, I know where I am going for lunch tomorrow.


The back door will be open, I will be on my way out :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 01-21-2009 06:17 PM

see, i knows what peoples likes!!!!

tbone financing, $5k down/$500 a month for 18 months!!! i used to do it, talk about pissin your f & i guy off!!!!

what you cant get it done??? i'lll do it!!!

bigandy 01-21-2009 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782803)
The back door will be open, I will be on my way out :party-smiley-004:

dam, he married her and your still makin that joke... you aint right boy!!!








































guess i can sell my other lot over there now :evilb:

wstultz 01-21-2009 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2782777)
Speaking of spelling .......

That kid sounds like they know what they want and when they're 16 or 20, they're going to get it!:evilb:

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2782838)
That kid sounds like they know what they want and when they're 16 or 20, they're going to get it!:evilb:

Nice. I think that was your brothers letter to santa at age 9.

joew. 01-21-2009 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782803)
The back door will be open, I will be on my way out :party-smiley-004:

Keep it up big guy. There was a long converation about you and a certain X last night. I have no problem posting the details:eek::party-smiley-004:

joew. 01-21-2009 08:29 PM

bad azz combo for 80k...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27453-en.html

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27451-en.html

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782936)
Keep it up big guy. There was a long converation about you and a certain X last night. I have no problem posting the details:eek::party-smiley-004:

I did hear the beginning of it also.

Very uuuummmmmmm?????

Not really sure.

Trojan-man 01-21-2009 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782936)
Keep it up big guy. There was a long converation about you and a certain X last night. I have no problem posting the details:eek::party-smiley-004:

send me a pm....I am interested to know what happened. I know she is friends with one of the girls kim works with

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2782946)
send me a pm....I am interested to know what happened. I know she is friends with one of the girls kim works with

And that friend is friggin hot.

And Joe says all kim's friends are not hot. I knew he was lying.

jeff1000man 01-21-2009 09:03 PM

If Roper has to keep the BAJA, we can have our own TOPPS BAJA bash.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1997-...QQcmdZViewItem

bigandy 01-21-2009 09:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782936)
Keep it up big guy. There was a long converation about you and a certain X last night. I have no problem posting the details:eek::party-smiley-004:

whatever, you dont know nothing..... post it scaredy cat!!!!


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