My chit runs anytime I want it to,Can you say that?

My uncle used to say that about an old car that was parked next to his barn. He used it about as much as you use your boat, and now it has a tree growing through the hood.

Remind you of anyone you know?

Trade it in on something bigger so we can read you in this year.

I would if I wasn't broke. whenever I don't have any money the boat I want comes up for sale:angry-smiley-038:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26072-en.html

Count me in for bowl a thon.

BY U is that Richards boat from Canyon Lake around San Anton that is always at Tickfaw 200. I know he got married and was wanting to sell that boat.

Jeffro, fyi I am not unloading anymore LSU blowup dolls. I have to keep a reserve!:evilb:

I don't think so..I talked to him 2 years ago at TF200 and he said he got rid of the blackhawks because they kept breaking..

It is snowing its azz off in H-Town

It had the cars covered up about 2-3 hours ago. Pretty cool. Guess I'll get to use the fireplace.

Please Print out and carry with you in case you forget what to do.


HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies - Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have a great holiday season

Jeffro,

Whats the deal with Monster Trucks for Friday. Give me some details.. You still going??

If somebody else wants to go. I was trying to talk my neighbor into bringing his kids, but I think they are going to the deer lease.

Pit party starts at 6pm and show starts at 730. I have to call about tickets. havn't done it yet.

Why is it as I get more work done, this threadsucks more?

Your brain is starting to come around to the rules of society. Fight it off man. Fight it off. :angry-smiley-038:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-NEW...QQcmdZViewItem

By u boy and jeff should go in on this item. one sized for each of ya!

Wrong colors.

Mine needs to be red white and blue and Buy U's needs to be yellow. :evilb:

I've got 2 guns, one for the each of ya.

Which one have you worked on? I want that one.:evilb:

What do you mean. :rolleyes:

BIP !!!! :evilb::evilb::evilb: very nice my friend

are you in for the bowl-a-thon or not?????

Finally made it down south, 900 miles threw the rain....... 6 more hours and i am home........... ohhhh, wait, what, ice warning on I-10, snow in lake charles?????????? I have only been gone a week what the hell are you guys doing??? Its snowing, buy u boy and joe w are posting again, jeffro is actually posting original funny posts..... am i in bizzarro world???????? You guys better get that chit fixed, or i'll be bustin heads tomorrow afternoon!!!

you will be sleepin tomorrow afternoon and the only thing we will hear out of you is you snoring like a V8 with tractor pipes

yeah I should be in

Everyone of you guys is asleep right now except for maybe Joe and MBAeleventy, so you all can take it in the can

I think Wstultz alarm clock just went off. :party-smiley-004:

It is cold outside.

I hope your boats are warm.

It took me two hours to get to work this morning. Ice on all of the roads.

You guys should get a job by hooby airport the drive is awesome:angry-smiley-038:

No chit...I had to walk to work this morning....:eek:

What your study?:party-smiley-004:

post some pix of your Christmas village in your kitchen.....also are you going to be in for the great club 105 holiday bowl-a-thon???

this cold chit suck. Talked to some friends back home and they got 2 inches this morning.

Same here talked to some family in BR and some parts (family house) had 4-5 inches of snow. Obama was elected so hell froze over

I'll post some pics later...can't make it to the Club 105 party...it will be dark...and I don't like the dark....:food-smiley-007:

You can email the X-mas pix if you want. I want to show them to Kelly. We do expect you and your better half to attend the Club 105 Hoilday Bowl-A-Thon.....:ernaehrung004:

I split the village, half in the kitchen and half in the bar room.

Looks great at night....

Holy crap! You need a job.:evilb:

jk, it looks good.

There's no need to ever ask "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris already knows...

Chuck Norris knows the speed of dark

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

He made all of those out of Legos........:cool::cool:

There was a wreck or something on 105 going towards town when I was on my way to Houston this morning. I turned around and went through Wstultzville.

Anyone hear about what it was.

Oh, and for those of you that still have mortgages, BOA is advertising 4.375 on their website for refinance on 30year fixed tearm. Doesn't get much closer to free than that.

other than BOA is a bunch of phucking a-holes that is a decent rate......I will go ahead and stick w/ my 5% for 15years:cool::cool: