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jeff1000man 12-30-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767493)
Sooo.....we just had a 08 Lamborghini Gallardo come in w/ 1700 miles silver/black


MSRP 204K

Customer paid 170K

Value today in the current economey 85K

I am in at 50K :evilb::violent040:

boatman22 12-30-2008 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767493)
Sooo.....we just had a 08 Lamborghini Gallardo come in w/ 1700 miles silver/black



MSRP 204K

Customer paid 170K

Value today in the current economey 85K


I'll give you 50K.....

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2767501)
I'll give you 50K.....

OK. I'll go 51. Always someone trying to get in on my deals. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 12:11 PM

By the way. Buy Sprint. Up 8% today and 6% yesterday. still at $1.90 right now. Finalizing the deal to buy another one of their competitors.

wstultz 12-30-2008 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767484)
what grass you smokin hippie??? that is a raggedy STuphen, that resin bucket couldn't jump a jet ski wake with out barrel rolling....90's ???? maybe being towed with a Powerstroke....:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

That SUTPHEN would wipe the floor with smooth in 3-5's.:cool:

Powerstrokes don't go that fast.

wstultz 12-30-2008 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2767491)
Wade what time gun shooting, 4 wheeling, 6x6 wheeling, drinking contest starting tomorrow night?:ernaehrung004:

Whenever. I haven't heard from anybody yet if anyone was coming over. I haven't been able to get a 4wheeler yet, so unless Chad or Andy brings one of theirs we can mark that off the list. I did however clear all of the fallen trees and debris off of the track so no one decrapitates themselves. That still leaves alcohol, guns, fire, and fireworks. I get home from work around 6:00 so I would say anytime after that would be good.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767508)
That SUTPHEN would wipe the floor with smooth in 3-5's.:cool:

I don't know about that. The 80's music adds to the smoooooootttttthhhhhhnnneeesssssss of the ride.

The other thing is that Stuphen, doesn't have a beer cooler.

wstultz 12-30-2008 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767513)
I don't know about that. The 80's music adds to the smoooooootttttthhhhhhnnneeesssssss of the ride.

The other thing is that Stuphen, doesn't have a beer cooler.

The Funk Phenominon definitely does add a few MPHs. I was not taking that into account.

It should have the beer cooler in the cabin.

boatman22 12-30-2008 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767504)
OK. I'll go 51. Always someone trying to get in on my deals. :party-smiley-004:

Sell it to him Tbone....I'm out......

boatman22 12-30-2008 12:59 PM

This is a deal for mush-mouth.....ad says 90mph but GPS says 86 and it's clean........maybe too clean for mush-mouth

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27175-en.html

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2767553)
This is a deal for mush-mouth.....ad says 90mph but GPS says 86 and it's clean........maybe too clean for mush-mouth

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27175-en.html

I all ready have a little boat that is faster than yours. Why do I need another?

wstultz 12-30-2008 01:03 PM

This boat is tha absolute shiznit. Price a little high considering there is another listed for $80000 less but still ,the shiznit.....

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/974416998.html

wstultz 12-30-2008 01:06 PM

Project for Chad....

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/941044482.html

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767563)

Don't you think he should get one of them out of your barn first? :party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-30-2008 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767563)

Don arnut build the best too.

boatman22 12-30-2008 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767556)
I all ready have a little boat that is faster than yours. Why do I need another?

Hell all boats are faster than mine......never said mine was fast:grinser010:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2767574)
Hell all boats are faster than mine......never said mine was fast:grinser010:

When are you going to change your avatar?

You should upgrade to this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...1%7C240%3A1308

joew. 12-30-2008 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2767574)
Hell all boats are faster than mine......never said mine was fast:grinser010:

Your boat is faster then his. He is just talking chit because it is on the trailer.

Jeff, just because your boat was fast once in the 70's does not mean it is now.:cool:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2767605)
Your boat is faster then his. He is just talking chit because it is on the trailer.

Jeff, just because your boat was fast once in the 70's does not mean it is now.:cool:

I am taking away your throttle privledges. :mad:

wstultz 12-30-2008 02:41 PM

Is Summer here yet?......How about now?

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767622)
Is Summer here yet?......How about now?

It's warm enough to take out your boat. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 12-30-2008 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767628)
It's warm enough to take out your boat. :ernaehrung004:

Sure is. Unfortunately by the time I get home it's already dark and back down to 40 degrees.

I'll just give you guys the keys and let you take it out during the day.:rolleyes:

bigandy 12-30-2008 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767493)
Sooo.....we just had a 08 Lamborghini Gallardo come in w/ 1700 miles silver/black


MSRP 204K

Customer paid 170K

Value today in the current economey 85K

if spick1 hasnt already bought it i want it for $85k!!!!!!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 12-30-2008 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2767647)
if spick1 hasnt already bought it i want it for $85k!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't think we will get it...........his azz puckard up when we told hit how much his sled was worth....he wouldn't say, but he owes a lot more than 85K:eek::eek:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767640)
Sure is. Unfortunately by the time I get home it's already dark and back down to 40 degrees.

I'll just give you guys the keys and let you take it out during the day.:rolleyes:

It will fit in my boat lift. :cool:

joew. 12-30-2008 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767654)
i don't think we will get it...........his azz puckard up when we told hit how much his sled was worth....he wouldn't say, but he owes a lot more than 85K:eek::eek:

I didn't know you could finance a Lambo?? I figured if you got it then you got it.

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2767671)
I didn't know you could finance a Lambo?? I figured if you got it then you got it.

Apparently, you can almost have it, just like the rest of us. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2767647)
if spick1 hasnt already bought it i want it for $85k!!!!!!!!!!!

Only if you can DNA test the sweat residue from the Italian that built it back to the guy who originally built the ones from the cannonball run movies, otherwise it is worthless and not worthy of being in the McDonald collection.

wstultz 12-30-2008 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767682)
Only if you can DNA test the sweat residue from the Italian that built it back to the guy who originally built the ones from the cannonball run movies, otherwise it is worthless and not worthy of being in the McDonald collection.

Now that's funny.

wstultz 12-30-2008 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767658)
It will fit in my boat lift. :cool:

We all know how well your boat lifts are constructed.:evilb:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767685)
We all know how well your boat lifts are constructed.:evilb:

Actually, Troy built this one, so it should hold your boat and then some.

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 04:21 PM

Only a Canadian would do this to a boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27184-en.html

boatman22 12-30-2008 04:32 PM

Is that a midget driving?

Trojan-man 12-30-2008 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767682)
Only if you can DNA test the sweat residue from the Italian that built it back to the guy who originally built the ones from the cannonball run movies, otherwise it is worthless and not worthy of being in the McDonald collection.

Hahahahahaha...nice !!! BIP :evilb::evilb:

spk1 12-30-2008 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2767622)
Is Summer here yet?......How about now?

I just got back from the pool, :drink:

tomtbone1993 12-30-2008 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2767728)
I just got back from the pool, :drink:

and still probaly didn't get any sun.....you make Casper look Mexican.....:eek::evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-30-2008 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767733)
and still probaly didn't get any sun.....you make Casper look Mexican.....:eek::evilb::evilb::evilb:

It's the only way he can wear his long sleeved Hatteras T Shirt. :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-30-2008 09:18 PM

Hey Wstultz......put this in your pipe and smoke it...http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...ead.php?t=2737


:cool::cool::cool:

spk1 12-30-2008 09:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767875)
Hey Wstultz......put this in your pipe and smoke it...http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...ead.php?t=2737


:cool::cool::cool:

OfCoursee,,,, But if you had come to the keywest races,, you would know that my old captian owns warpath. :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 12-30-2008 09:49 PM

I told the car carrier that I was wades cousin, and was emotionally distraught over the whole ordeal,, and it got me an extra $300 off shipping,, :evilb:


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