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boatman22 02-18-2009 05:34 PM

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92281/?fp=1

I've got a ton of money in a Cd in Stanford Bank in the Panama. Be trying to transfer all day with no luck..friend is flying down tomorrow morning.....

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2803257)
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92281/?fp=1

I've got a ton of money in a Cd in Stanford Bank in the Panama. Be trying to transfer all day with no luck..friend is flying down tomorrow morning.....

I thought that was what you were talking about, but you said stafford.

I hope you can get it out. :mad:

boatman22 02-18-2009 05:47 PM

Stanford...Stafford who cares about spelling I just want my f9cking money.....I just feel sick in my stomach...

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2803265)
Stanford...Stafford who cares about spelling I just want my f9cking money.....I just feel sick in my stomach...

That sucks.

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 05:54 PM

Can you get restitution on money that is kept out of the states like that, even though it is American owned?

spk1 02-18-2009 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2802936)
Maybe someone should have told us the situation and I never would have gotten on the boat. I have pissed off every boat I have been in so that should not be a surprise that I did on yours. And what are you landing a whale for?? You don't make anything, sell anything, etc. Maybe I was that drunk but it sure didn't seem like a big deal at the time. If you come back to TX you can piss off the Islander anytime with any crowd.

I guess Kevin is changing into a Floridian:eek::eek::evilb:

Slow down there Joew. I didnt see you piss off the boat, dont know if you did or didnt, I was just adding to the Bs my dad was giving you before you left on sunday,, there was no harm,, Im a bit ashamed of you, for not knowing that,, I'll repeat what my dad said to me when I asked him if he really saw you do that, he said no,, I was teasing him,, but if Joe wants to piss on somebody thats out on our boat, he can,, hes earned that right,, and hes welcome back anytime,, he was confused why you spent so much time fixing our shytters last time,, if you never planned on using them :evilb:
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/But you did pee in the elevator in la berge!

spk1 02-18-2009 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2802980)
:evilb::evilb: Kev I think joew just called you the Miami gucci bird lol !!! hahahhahaa

For those of you that dont know what a miami gucci bird dresses like I included a photo. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 02-18-2009 07:00 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2802936)
Maybe someone should have told us the situation and I never would have gotten on the boat. I have pissed off every boat I have been in so that should not be a surprise that I did on yours. And what are you landing a whale for?? You don't make anything, sell anything, etc. Maybe I was that drunk but it sure didn't seem like a big deal at the time. If you come back to TX you can piss off the Islander anytime with any crowd.

I guess Kevin is changing into a Floridian:eek::eek::evilb:

I do hope that last sentence was a joke,, Ive done what I can to share what I have with the friends I care most about, I refused to leave the dock on the boat with out them,,no matter what , I thought I proved that,, aint nothing in this world more important to me than my friends and family! Miami can suck a c0ck if they dont like my texas boys!!

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2803323)
I do hope that last sentence was a joke,, Ive done what I can to share what I have with the friends I care most about, I refused to leave the dock on the boat with out them,,no matter what , I thought I proved that,, aint nothing in this world more important to me than my friends and family! Miami can suck a c0ck if they dont like my texas boys!!

Rock out with your cock out. :evilb:

mba1620 02-18-2009 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2803265)
Stanford...Stafford who cares about spelling I just want my f9cking money.....I just feel sick in my stomach...

BM22,

I had money with them too!:mad:

However I think I am ok. My money with them was in Jackson annuities here in the states. Cant seem to get anyone on the phone to find out though. My broker is not to be heard from at this point.

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 10:59 PM

You rich guys have to much money anyway. Don't let Obama find out about it or he will re distribute it to us poor guys. :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 02-18-2009 11:21 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2803506)
BM22,

I had money with them too!:mad:

However I think I am ok. My money with them was in Jackson annuities here in the states. Cant seem to get anyone on the phone to find out though. My broker is not to be heard from at this point.

I have an inside connection at Stanford should you guys need help. Call me.......We do a lot of business with those guys let me know.

Trojan-man 02-19-2009 01:15 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2803283)
For those of you that dont know what a miami gucci bird dresses like I included a photo. :angry-smiley-038:

oh you mudda phucka !!!!! we gotta find you a job soon, you got way too much time :angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 02-19-2009 03:55 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2803553)
oh you mudda phucka !!!!! we gotta find you a job soon, you got way too much time :angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038:

No. OK, What about now? :evilb:

jeff1000man 02-19-2009 06:28 AM

Buy U Boy, Please send out a memo to your fellow coon azzes, that it is appropriate to bathe before they go to an airport and get on a plane. :mad:

jeff1000man 02-19-2009 06:37 AM

I think this guy chit on himself or bathed in the airport toilet. This whole group is the worst smelling group I have ever been around.

boatman22 02-19-2009 07:04 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2803283)
For those of you that dont know what a miami gucci bird dresses like I included a photo. :angry-smiley-038:

That looks like......walking from the bathroom on the Bandit:eek::rolleyes:

joew. 02-19-2009 08:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2803323)
I do hope that last sentence was a joke,, Ive done what I can to share what I have with the friends I care most about, I refused to leave the dock on the boat with out them,,no matter what , I thought I proved that,, aint nothing in this world more important to me than my friends and family! Miami can suck a c0ck if they dont like my texas boys!!

I knew that sentence would get you going. Just jackin w/ ya:evilb:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 10:58 AM

Lets start discussing Tickfaw...

spk1 02-19-2009 11:00 AM

tick

spk1 02-19-2009 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2803802)
Lets start discussing Tickfaw...

Sounds great,, is there anything specific you wanted to talk about,, lol :eek:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2803810)
Sounds great,, is there anything specific you wanted to talk about,, lol :eek:

who all is going? what boats are going? ect...ect... Since there is a little TBone on the way, this may be my last out of state run for a while. I would like to make it a good one. :ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2803810)
Sounds great,, is there anything specific you wanted to talk about,, lol :eek:

I just reserved two rooms for $85.00 a night. Check in on the 30th leave May 3rd.


http://www.bestwesternlouisiana.com/...nn-and-suites/


BTW you can laugh all you want at the photo, since you were riding shot gun....

mba1620 02-19-2009 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2803859)
I just reserved two rooms for $85.00 a night. Check in on the 30th leave May 3rd.


http://www.bestwesternlouisiana.com/...nn-and-suites/


BTW you can laugh all you want at the photo, since you were riding shot gun....

I will be there. May be on the shore though. I passed on the last boat I was going to buy. I can be official organizer, social planner, and boat ***** if I gets a ride.

Here is my social plan. Tow, launch, drink, swear, drink and swear some more then return.

Now who has some room:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2803893)
I will be there. May be on the shore though. I passed on the last boat I was going to buy. I can be official organizer, social planner, and boat ***** if I gets a ride.

Here is my social plan. Tow, launch, drink, swear, drink and swear some more then return.

Now who has some room:evilb::evilb:

I have room....:cool:

mba1620 02-19-2009 12:39 PM

Then I am booking the room right now!:ernaehrung004:

I am an official boat ***** tour guide. The other thing I want to plan is to throw a crawfish boil sometime during then for everyone going.

I take care of all that.:ernaehrung004:

joew. 02-19-2009 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2803901)
Then I am booking the room right now!:ernaehrung004:

I am an official boat ***** tour guide. The other thing I want to plan is to throw a crawfish boil sometime during then for everyone going.

I take care of all that.:ernaehrung004:

Apparently you have not been on "Smooth" at Tick Faw. Bring your tool box and some fuel lines:evilb:

jeff1000man 02-19-2009 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2803906)
Apparently you have not been on "Smooth" at Tick Faw. Bring your tool box and some fuel lines:evilb:

And some tethlong.

OHHHH. THere is a BIP from a whole state away.

Looks like I am going to be stuck here at the airport for a few hours. Apparently a lot more people are trying to get the fu(k out of LA then are coming in. I wonder why? :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2803906)
Apparently you have not been on "Smooth" at Tick Faw. Bring your tool box and some fuel lines:evilb:

you are a very cruel person......

joew. 02-19-2009 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2803929)
you are a very cruel person......

Come on, hey if it didn't happen the way it did we would have never seen Jeff almost drownd in 3 ft of water..... Jeff, STAND UP! Oh yeah, I am an idiot:evilb:

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 01:29 PM

DETROIT (Reuters) – A record 881 U.S. auto dealerships closed in 2008, with Detroit's three struggling automakers representing 80 percent of the decline, according to data released on Thursday.

In the face of tight credit and a plunge in sales of cars and trucks, about 4.2 percent of the country's 20,084 auto dealerships shut their doors, according to data firm Urban Science.

The number of closures, the bulk of which occurred in the fourth quarter, represents the biggest decline since 1991 when the company started to collect data.

The lack of credit has made it difficult for dealers to finance their vehicle inventory and for customers to secure financing to buy vehicles.

General Motors Corp, Ford Motor Co, Chrysler have also encouraged their dealerships to consolidate in a bid to streamline their retail operations and reduce competition that has hit margins.

"There has been a loss of franchises across all the manufacturers, but the Detroit Three have been hit the hardest," said John Frith, vice president at Urban Science.

"We'll see even more contraction in the next several years as the Detroit Three strategically rethink their retail counts and locations."

U.S. auto sales fell 18 percent in 2008 to 13.2 million units. Analysts and auto expects have forecast a further decline in sales to as low as 10 million units this year.

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2803935)
Come on, hey if it didn't happen the way it did we would have never seen Jeff almost drownd in 3 ft of water..... Jeff, STAND UP! Oh yeah, I am an idiot:evilb:

He did fall off a boat that was getting towed.....poor fellow:ernaehrung004:

Rcolter 02-19-2009 02:40 PM

Not like you have not fallen off a non moving boat before?

Rcolter 02-19-2009 02:41 PM

Anyone got any good web design companies or contacts??

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2804003)
Anyone got any good web design companies or contacts??

YEP

Rcolter 02-19-2009 04:09 PM

Who

tomtbone1993 02-19-2009 04:28 PM

What?

spk1 02-19-2009 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2803896)
I have room....:cool:

Where? in your gas tank? lol :evilb:

spk1 02-19-2009 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2803935)
Come on, hey if it didn't happen the way it did we would have never seen Jeff almost drownd in 3 ft of water..... Jeff, STAND UP! Oh yeah, I am an idiot:evilb:

HAHAHA! thats bip of the year! :evilb:

joew. 02-19-2009 04:37 PM

"Wooh! I'm through it Harry! I'm outta here." Cole Trickle

I like working from Home:party-smiley-004:


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