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tomtbone1993 06-10-2007 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2157487)
Did anybody make it out last night? I tried like hell but I was so damn tired! Ready to get it tonight !!!:evilb:

i did...spent a relaxing evening at Blackwoods:cool:

tomtbone1993 06-10-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2157562)
what time is everyone heading over to Tom's? Jenni has enough cookies to feed australia:D and I am brining some Louisiana delight.:eek: Also I need directions.

boat or car....i am going to play call me on the way up:cool:

tomtbone1993 06-10-2007 02:05 PM

BTW I am logging off my puder.....so no posting under my screen name tonight:drink:

Might want to bring some extra lawn chairs.....have plenty of food, just bring your beaverage of choice

Trojan-man 06-10-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2157520)
One day you fu(kers are gonna pay.:mad:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-10-2007 02:20 PM

These are the Glenn Gary Leads. THese are for closers.

http://www.salesgenie.com/SalesGenie...s_vendor=99831

SPF: 100 06-10-2007 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2155335)
knoxville tn, is almost exactly 1/2 way by 20 miles. its still 922 miles. 18 hours of driving. Road trip anybody?? ( preferably spf mashed potatoes )

How could I refuse....18 hours of pure pleasure:eek:

SPF: 100 06-10-2007 03:29 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2157537]Creedo these have your name all over them:D

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PREOC...QQcmdZViewItem[/QUOT

Looks like Lacy's B-Day present:D

wstultz 06-11-2007 09:38 AM

SPF mashed potatoes was missing in action last night. He must have been lost in the dust ruffle section of Bed Bath and Beyond.

In other news....the "Andy Spleepy" collection will be posted later this afternoon along with all other good time pics.

Had a little trouble getting out of the cove last night, until we realized the kiddos were playing pirate with the helm down stairs, and the rudder was jacked all the way to port. Problem solved, no fiberglass involved.

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2158196)
SPF mashed potatoes was missing in action last night. He must have been lost in the dust ruffle section of Bed Bath and Beyond.

In other news....the "Andy Spleepy" collection will be posted later this afternoon along with all other good time pics.

Had a little trouble getting out of the cove last night, until we realized the kiddos were playing pirate with the helm down stairs, and the rudder was jacked all the way to port. Problem solved, no fiberglass involved.

Move over, I'm drivin, I'm drivin, no its my turn, I wanna drive......:eek: :eek: :eek:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 10:13 AM

I am hung over. It was a long walk into the office this morning. :(

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 10:32 AM

my buddy jeff forgot his wallet on joew's boat last night, so after driving all the way to the woodlands we turned around and went back to the islander to pick up the wallet. We laughed all the way home about what a dumbass he was, then arrived at my house, he walked to his truck and yelled, "you gotta be fu(king kidding me"......he forgot his keys too in the same place he forgot his wallet.... :eek: pretty funny....

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 10:32 AM

sopranos sucked my wanker

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 10:34 AM

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get some....

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2158269)
my buddy jeff forgot his wallet on joew's boat last night, so after driving all the way to the woodlands we turned around and went back to the islander to pick up the wallet. We laughed all the way home about what a dumbass he was, then arrived at my house, he walked to his truck and yelled, "you gotta be fu(king kidding me"......he forgot his keys too in the same place he forgot his wallet.... :eek: pretty funny....

I got up and went to look for my wallet. I am thinking, I don't remember any of this shyt.

Then I remember that I wasn't the only Jeff on the boat yesterday.

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 10:39 AM

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Caption,

Wouldn't it be cool if my boat was as big as my brothers.

This beer is good.

MMMMMMMMM

Hopefully Joe will hurry up with the fajitas.

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158283)
Caption,

Wouldn't it be cool if my boat was as big as my brothers.

This beer is good.

MMMMMMMMM

Hopefully Joe will hurry up with the fajitas.

Or, where the h3ll is all that oil coming from ???? :eureka:

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 10:53 AM

a lot of chit comming from 2 guys who had to catch a ride to the party....

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158295)
a lot of chit comming from 2 guys who had to catch a ride to the party....

:D :D :drink:

wstultz 06-11-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158295)
a lot of chit comming from 2 guys who had to catch a ride to the party....

BIP!

BY U BOY 06-11-2007 11:16 AM

If kids were playing in those leaves you would have run them over.:D :drink:


Thanks for a fun night.

wstultz 06-11-2007 11:17 AM

It was good times! Thanks T-boner and your old lady for good food and fun, and thanks to the grill men Joe and Slandrew.

bigandy 06-11-2007 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158295)
a lot of chit comming from 2 guys who had to catch a ride to the party....

the committee just met and it was official...... BIP

thanks for the festivities Rusty Tbone, you put on a nice party... and my boat is 5 miles an hour faster after that wax job she got sitting in your cove.

bigandy 06-11-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2157520)
One day you fu(kers are gonna pay.:mad:

we could eat some hay or go down by the bay i dont know i just may

you eat pieces of chit for breakfast????????

Trojan-man 06-11-2007 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2158344)
we could eat some hay or go down by the bay i dont know i just may

you eat pieces of chit for breakfast????????

LMAO......Happy gilmore, classic:eek:

bigandy 06-11-2007 11:48 AM

First year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
>> first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
>> surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>>
>>
>>
>> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet
>> Medicine it is necessary to have two important q ualities as a doctor: The
>> first
>> is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For
>> an
>> example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
>> butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
>>
>> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
>> students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
>> took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
>> sucking
>> on it.
>>
>> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
>> them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
>> middle
>> finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid".

txlefty 06-11-2007 12:28 PM

T-bone thanks for the fiesta last night! Too bad the Sopranos was an absloute let down! One hour of my life I'll never get back! Should taken Andy's lead and slept through the damn thing! :D

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158295)
a lot of chit comming from 2 guys who had to catch a ride to the party....

Didn't have to put boat on trailer, didn't have to buy gas, Didn't have to clean boat.

I think we are on to something here.

spk1 06-11-2007 01:01 PM

Tom,

Thanks for the food and fun,, I had a great time, you have the coolest neighbors in the entire world,, I thought it was real nice that they let us play loud music untill all hours of the night with out complaining,, but they really showed their patience when they let four drunk guys one after another walk in use the can,, and walk out,, with out even getting out of their lazyboys. :eek:

BY U BOY 06-11-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2158450)
Tom,

Thanks for the food and fun,, I had a great time, you have the coolest neighbors in the entire world,, I thought it was real nice that they let us play loud music untill all hours of the night with out complaining,, but they really showed their patience when they let four drunk guys one after another walk in use the can,, and walk out,, with out even getting out of their lazyboys. :eek:

Damn what did i miss after we left?

spk1 06-11-2007 01:08 PM

Sarah,
The cookies were great!,,thanks for bringing them. Too bad they werent around long enough to make it to dessert. :evilb:

spk1 06-11-2007 01:11 PM

An easy Riddle:

A man and his son are traveling together and get into a horrible car accident,, the ambulance takes the son to the hospital,, and the Doctor says,, "I cannot opperate on this man,, he is my son!"

How is this possible?

BY U BOY 06-11-2007 01:14 PM

Jeff this could look nice on the boat.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ght=39+top+gun

wstultz 06-11-2007 01:27 PM

Anybody ever find out where Spicolli came from?

Aloha Mr. Hand.

"Eatin some pizza, learnin about Cuba."

spk1 06-11-2007 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2158469)
An easy Riddle:

A man and his son are traveling together and get into a horrible car accident,, the ambulance takes the son to the hospital,, and the Doctor says,, "I cannot opperate on this man,, he is my son!"

How is this possible?

The dr. is the boys mom. :rolleyes:

From Tin Cup.

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2158469)
An easy Riddle:

A man and his son are traveling together and get into a horrible car accident,, the ambulance takes the son to the hospital,, and the Doctor says,, "I cannot opperate on this man,, he is my son!"

How is this possible?

Doctor is kids mother.

That was in a movie, but I can't remember whitch one.

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2158473)
Jeff this could look nice on the boat.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ght=39+top+gun

What, the props. I don't think they make those for TRS.

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2154533)
Or I'll just Bring Scary Mary so I will have room to stand up and stretch out. :evilb:

what month or year will this happen?

tomtbone1993 06-11-2007 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2158499)
Doctor is kids mother.

That was in a movie, but I can't remember whitch one.

Tin Cup:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158507)
what month or year will this happen?

It might happen tomorrow. Will see how things progress. I am not getting a lot of work done right now because I have a hang over.

jeff1000man 06-11-2007 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2158507)
what month or year will this happen?

There sure is a lot of talk from a guy who finally has 3 consecutive weekends of seat time after 3 years of ........ :eek:


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