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jeff1000man 01-19-2009 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2781072)
burgers biatches! let's go.

Cool. Be there at 1.

wstultz 01-19-2009 12:36 PM

aight!

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 12:45 PM

:wuerg019:

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2781079)
aight!

:wuerg019:[

tomtbone1993 01-19-2009 01:02 PM

I can hear it now....."two fat guys and two toothpics at the front"

Trojan-man 01-19-2009 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2781105)
I can hear it now....."two fat guys and two toothpics at the front"

who is the other toothpic ??? lol :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2781105)
I can hear it now....."two fat guys and two toothpics at the front"

Just 1 fat guy and 1 toothpick today. The other fat guy showed up later on.

spk1 01-19-2009 03:17 PM

What was that website that auctioned off government and military vehicles?

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781203)
What was that website that auctioned off government and military vehicles?

www.youowntomuchchitallready.com

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781203)
What was that website that auctioned off government and military vehicles?

But since you have been talking about getting into this business anyway, You might want to look into this.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...a-trouble.html

spk1 01-19-2009 03:47 PM

You guys are not going to believe this,, when you see it you are not even going to believe it ever existed,, but I assure it doess,, and I found it,, probably the most rare crown jewel history has every tryed to hide from us,, its is hull # 000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 from the famous texas banana boat franchise,, :evilb:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 03:49 PM

Wade

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ng-39-cat.html

spk1 01-19-2009 03:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

spk1 starter kit. :cool:

spk1 01-19-2009 03:55 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

Is this too much for lake conroe? :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781228)

About 2X what I want to spend right now though. Oh well. Nice boat.

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781230)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

Is this too much for lake conroe? :evilb:

Great for winning the saturday morning fishing tourneys.

spk1 01-19-2009 04:55 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=74991&url=

something tells me I have been going about my boat search the wrongg way. :cool:

spk1 01-19-2009 04:57 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2000...1962831/France

Oh the pokerruns will never be the same. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781285)
http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2000...1962831/France

Oh the pokerruns will never be the same. :ernaehrung004:

With all of that open space and electrical generating power, you could just build a giant floating marijuana growing factory that they would never be able to catch or find because it is allways moving.

A giant FOAM party with hookers from every continent would work also.

bigandy 01-19-2009 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781230)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

Is this too much for lake conroe? :evilb:

yes, maybe you should buy it and keep it in ft lauderdale so you could actually catch fish, poles wouldnt get bent any more than they already do and there is no shame in catching a fish by sneaking up behind it with a net, it would pay for it self in the money you would save on bait!!!

and i think i know what pic made you like the cruise ship!!!!

wstultz 01-19-2009 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2781290)
With all of that open space and electrical generating power, you could just build a giant floating marijuana growing factory that they would never be able to catch or find because it is allways moving.

A giant FOAM party with hookers from every continent would work also.

I vote for number one...then number two.

bigandy 01-19-2009 05:35 PM

but since i am too cheap to pay my membership i can't post it..... but the girls in the pool will be in my personal archive!!

did creed go home??

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 05:36 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2781315)
yes, maybe you should buy it and keep it in ft lauderdale so you could actually catch fish, poles wouldnt get bent any more than they already do and there is no shame in catching a fish by sneaking up behind it with a net, it would pay for it self in the money you would save on bait!!!

and i think i know what pic made you like the cruise ship!!!!

The pic of eleventy hot chicks sitting in the swimming pool, or the picture of the chick with the huge bombs on the flat screens under the check in counter? :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2781320)
I vote for number one...then number two.

Are you coming out of the pot closet?:cool-smiley-027:

spk1 01-19-2009 05:50 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

Worlds smalles boat equipped with an ips drive, :evilb:

spk1 01-19-2009 05:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

HOLYY SCHNIKESS!! This is pretty bad azz!

spk1 01-19-2009 05:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xzpB...eature=related

again, crazzzyyy.

spk1 01-19-2009 06:01 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318
bigandy boat.

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781345)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

HOLYY SCHNIKESS!! This is pretty bad azz!

THat is like riding in the Crap Shoot in the wee hours of the morning.

bigandy 01-19-2009 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2781345)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Powe...1%7C240%3A1318

HOLYY SCHNIKESS!! This is pretty bad azz!

so weird how youtube works........ i was looking at the jet boat video, then i looked at a liberty v12 from tahoe, then a ferrari boat video, then the apache lambo boat and i ended up on this video.......... then i turned off my computer and i got a towel :)

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3-IwtQ0UCQ&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

joew. 01-19-2009 07:09 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...QQcmdZViewItem

cool boat for the money

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 07:14 PM

:hitfan:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2781371)
so weird how youtube works........ i was looking at the jet boat video, then i looked at a liberty v12 from tahoe, then a ferrari boat video, then the apache lambo boat and i ended up on this video.......... then i turned off my computer and i got a towel :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3-Iw...eature=related

:hitfan:[

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2781411)

Jet boat's worst nightmare

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 07:21 PM

Imagine this guys surprise when he looked in there and saw that wristpin buried into the top of that piston.

Hhhmmmmmmm??? How'd that get in there?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27431-en.html

To bad he won't leave all the good parts in it.

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 07:24 PM

On the other hand, that twin turbo that I have would be perfect in that boat.

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 07:32 PM

I bet those Best Buy MOFO's are partying it up right now since Circuit City went out of business.

Spk1 should have bailed out that company just out of spite and run those Best Buy Mofo's out of business for the fun of it.

tomtbone1993 01-19-2009 08:43 PM

I know its not a jet boat......but when i think of jet boats...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNWdV...eature=related

jeff1000man 01-19-2009 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2781501)
I know its not a jet boat......but when i think of jet boats...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNWdV...eature=related

Funny. It almost looks like me behind the wheel.

I will award a BIP on myself for that one.

wstultz 01-19-2009 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2781506)
Funny. It almost looks like me behind the wheel.

.

Are you talking about the way he is driving or just the stature of the man himself?

tomtbone1993 01-19-2009 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2781526)
Are you talking about the way he is driving or just the stature of the man himself?

When I think about Jet boats I think of " Suck my Wake " from the Great Outdoors....

When I think about Jeffro...John Candy does not come to mind....:party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

joew. 01-19-2009 09:28 PM

kirbys bbq tomorrow at 5:30............my wedding reception:party-smiley-004: I think we will have a party in a month or so but if anyone wants to come get some bbq on me then bring it:ernaehrung004:


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