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BY U BOY 06-23-2007 04:46 PM

What time are yall putting in?

txlefty 06-23-2007 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2174242)
very good, which bar do we deplete first?

We've always had good luck on the Islander! Drinks are good and cheap! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-23-2007 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2174245)
What time are yall putting in?

depends on the traffic

tomtbone1993 06-23-2007 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2174246)
We've always had good luck on the Islander! Drinks are good and cheap! :evilb:

you had good luck last time...:):)

BY U BOY 06-23-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2174247)
depends on the traffic

OK see yall in the morning. Ill make sure i wake you up around 7am hows that sound:D

tomtbone1993 06-23-2007 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2174252)
OK see yall in the morning. Ill make sure i wake you up around 7am hows that sound:D


why not 6:00?

BY U BOY 06-23-2007 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2174254)
why not 6:00?

ok if u say so:D

spk1 06-23-2007 06:06 PM

Maybe for wade?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1992-...QQcmdZViewItem

joew. 06-23-2007 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2174289)

That is perfect for Wade. One seat for him and one for Betty:D

bigandy 06-23-2007 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2174201)
anybody else want to make fun of me wearing a bandana??

i dont even know why you wear it....... if you are trying to keep your hair from blowing in the wind you need to wear leggings and a turtleneck!!!!!!!

Dohhhh- Homer Simpson

wstultz 06-23-2007 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by protechx2 (Post 2173595)
Hey Wade are you helping tear down at the boat show with L.S.?

I'm supposed to but have this event tomorrow. Is the tear down this Sunday or next Sunday?

protechx2 06-24-2007 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2174447)
I'm supposed to but have this event tomorrow. Is the tear down this Sunday or next Sunday?

It is today.:eek:

Trojan-man 06-24-2007 11:51 PM

:eek:

Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2174289)

He doesn't need that !!! then he has to buy a peterbuilt to pull it, and have a wide load permit everytime he puts it in the water.... :eek:

Trojan-man 06-24-2007 11:52 PM

Tonight was one of the greatest days/evenings/nights on the lake I have ever had in 31 years, good times my friend, I just feel sorry for the chit talk that is going to bomb this place tomorrow.... :drink: :drink: :drink:

Trojan-man 06-25-2007 12:10 AM

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good times.....

jeff1000man 06-25-2007 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2175317)
good times.....

gettting towed home. Or getting a ride home. Or finding out who's girfrind calls who when she is unsatisfied.

I learned way to much this morning. :drink: :eek: :( :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-25-2007 12:23 AM

It feels like a helicopter is in my living room.

By the way, Patrick [ BUY U a new carburator.:evilb:

And Tbone, even if I still have the delivery gas,.... At least I didn't run out


















Twiceeeeee.......:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 12:29 AM

just made it home and eating a bacon sandwich:D I should have know to bring food since i can not sustain myself on a sugar packet:drink: I had a great time even though my chit crapped out on me.:(

Thanks to everyone that helped me with the boat today.

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 12:31 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2175320)
It feels like a helicopter is in my living room.

By the way, Patrick [ BUY U a new carburator.:evilb:

And Tbone, even if I still have the delivery gas,.... At least I didn't run out

















Twiceeeeee.......:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Hell there was 60 gallons a few boats away that was not getting burned today:(

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 12:49 AM

So how many people fell down on leftys boat today besides Jeff?:D :D

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2175320)
It feels like a helicopter is in my living room.

By the way, Patrick [ BUY U a new carburator.:evilb:

And Tbone, even if I still have the delivery gas,.... At least I didn't run out

















Twiceeeeee.......:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

looks like its just a needle and seat should be fixed tomorrow:drink:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2175320)
It feels like a helicopter is in my living room.

By the way, Patrick [ BUY U a new carburator.:evilb:

And Tbone, even if I still have the delivery gas,.... At least I didn't run out

Twiceeeeee.......: :evilb:

Moush Mouth you are already in "time out" for your loose lips from Saturday Night.

I am going to take the eminem approach on this one.

Yes, it is true I ran out of gas 400yards from the ramp.

Yes, it is true I dropped my phone in the drink.

At the end of of the day good times were had, and I got a new T-Shirt:)



By the way I will need every ones phone numbers, PMed to me:( :drink:

txlefty 06-25-2007 10:02 AM

One hell of a good time last night! :evilb: 200 people 20 boats 9 p.m. at the dam on Sunday! Good Times! Hope everyone made it home safe! We need to have a TOPPS meeting every other Sunday, at the DAM! We need to pitch in and buy a grill for the scantuary and the islander, cause I know SPK1 was starvin! :D

tomtbone1993 06-25-2007 10:46 AM

I will be burnin some new CD's for the Skank and the Islander:):)

wstultz 06-25-2007 10:48 AM

GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe that every event we put on from now on should end up like that one.

txlefty 06-25-2007 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2175681)
I will be burnin some new CD's for the Skank and the Islander:):)

Thank GOD!!!!! The Skank needs a little help in the sound department! Along with the brass pole and disco ball! Has anyone heard from Andy, he was sleeping at papas last I saw him....:snide:

joew. 06-25-2007 11:01 AM

Where is the pics???????

boatman22 06-25-2007 11:20 AM

Sounds like I missed a good time...

well at least I'm not hung-over:D

jeff1000man 06-25-2007 11:36 AM

I am alive,





















Barely! :crazy: :drool:

jeff1000man 06-25-2007 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2175714)
Where is the pics???????

My camera is still in my truck that is at Pappas :mad:

spk1 06-25-2007 11:39 AM

http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/10301..._On_Water.html

This isnt quite the dock system I was talking about yesterday, but it looks pretty cool.

spk1 06-25-2007 11:42 AM

http://www.docks-n-more.com/

This is more like it, but not the same brand.

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2175787)
http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/10301..._On_Water.html

This isnt quite the dock system I was talking about yesterday, but it looks pretty cool.

Thats cool but we would need to get Tom some oil buoys to keep the oil slick off of us:evilb:

joew. 06-25-2007 12:35 PM

This is very sad..... Between tbone running out of gas again, buyuboy haveing me tow his boat up and down lake conroe, trojan once again not bringing his junk out (and hitting on my girlfriend), and jeff making his own girls gone wild video, I thought it would be better then this.

spk1 06-25-2007 12:54 PM

I figured the BS would be out of controll today as well. :chimp:

spk1 06-25-2007 12:55 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/65-Ch...QQcmdZViewItem


This wooden boat had the epoxy bottom done to it. and the price will fall much further than this I believe. Its in the yacht basin.

BY U BOY 06-25-2007 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2175886)
This is very sad..... Between tbone running out of gas again, buyuboy haveing me tow his boat up and down lake conroe, trojan once again not bringing his junk out (and hitting on my girlfriend), and jeff making his own girls gone wild video, I thought it would be better then this.

Its still early everyone needs to get over the hangovers and commence the chit talking.

I can't say anything since my chit be broke.:D But i had a great time.

jeff1000man 06-25-2007 12:59 PM

A Horse, A Chicken and A New Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.


One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town on the tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's brand new Harley in the barn.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.


Back at the bog, the horse was surprised to see the chicken arrive on the shiny new Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope that the chicken had tossed out to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's new bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and rescued the horse!

Happy and all proud, the chicken rode the new Harley back to the barn, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was now cemented:

Best Buddies, & Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fall's into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!


The horse thought for a moment, then walked over, and straddled this large puddle.


Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab onto his "thang"

and he would lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, the horse pulled

him up and out, and sure enough, saved his life.

Now......Do you know what the moral of this story is ?




If You're Hung Like A Horse,

You don't need A Harley to pick up chicks

jeff1000man 06-25-2007 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2175909)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/65-Ch...QQcmdZViewItem


This wooden boat had the epoxy bottom done to it. and the price will fall much further than this I believe. Its in the yacht basin.

That looks like way to much work.

joew. 06-25-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2175918)
That looks like way to much work.

That is alot of work. But it woul;d sure be cool to leave the marina and end up at Mexico:D


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