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mba1620 02-16-2009 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2801434)
Wait . What just happened???:confused:

Ryan,

You didnt see that. I saw what happened:eek:

boatman22 02-16-2009 05:30 PM

That was awesome:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 02-16-2009 07:16 PM

That Perot guy shure had a lot of boats. :rolleyes:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1984-...QQcmdZViewItem

jeff1000man 02-16-2009 07:22 PM

Holy Chit

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1982-...QQcmdZViewItem

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 12:35 AM

what is this old cougar night???

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2801809)
what is this old cougar night???

Yeah, but Cougar's don't look old.

BY U BOY 02-17-2009 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2801915)
Yeah, but Cougar's don't look old.

Yeah and I'm not short:party-smiley-004:and Tom's not hairy:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2801969)
Yeah and I'm not short:party-smiley-004:and Tom's not hairy:evilb::evilb:

I meant Cougars in the other meaning as it didn't apply to boats. Like hot older chicks.

BY U BOY 02-17-2009 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2801972)
I meant Cougars in the other meaning as it didn't apply to boats. Like hot older chicks.

Gotcha:drink:

Rcolter 02-17-2009 11:21 AM

Check out conroes newest nightclub. Strait Gravy in the same pariking lot as Daltons. :violent040:

http://www.hcnonline.com/articles/20.../shoot0217.txt
:violent-smiley-045:

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2802030)
Check out conroes newest nightclub. Strait Gravy in the same pariking lot as Daltons. :violent040:

http://www.hcnonline.com/articles/20.../shoot0217.txt
:violent-smiley-045:

Sounds like a really great place. I love change. :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 11:50 AM

After reading another fine article from the Conroe Courier, I am now dumber......

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 12:38 PM

Federal marshalls just seized the offices of Stanford financial in the galleria under allegations of fraud.

That one will be another OOPS.

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2802085)
Federal marshalls just seized the offices of Stanford financial in the galleria under allegations of fraud.

That one will be another OOPS.

SEC Charges Stanford With 'Massive' Fraud

POSTED: Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Federal regulators are charging R. Allen Stanford and three of his companies with a "massive" fraud that centered around high-interest-rate CDs.

The Securities and Exchange Commission's complaint, filed in federal court in Dallas, alleges that Stanford International Bank sold about $8 billion of so-called certificates of deposit to investors by promising "improbable and unsubstantiated high interest rates."

The rates allegedly allowed the bank to achieve double-digit returns on its investments for the past 15 years. U.S. District Judge Reed O'Connor entered a temporary restraining order and froze Stanford's assets.

The SEC's outgoing enforcement chief Linda Chatman Thomsen says Stanford and his family and friends "perpetrated a massive fraud based on false promises and fabricated historical return data to prey on investors."

He is one of our clients....or maybe I should say was....:eek:

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 03:10 PM

gasoline closed at 1.10 today and oil at 34.90 and declining. At least it will be cheap this summer. :cool:

Rcolter 02-17-2009 03:47 PM

Yeah real cheap all of us will be unemployed living somewhere cheap. No rent = more party money:evilb:

wstultz 02-17-2009 03:49 PM

We could all live in a van down by the river.

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2802231)
Yeah real cheap all of us will be unemployed living somewhere cheap. No rent = more party money:evilb:

did you learn that from Squatter?:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 04:18 PM

Holy chit. Economy is not hurting Livorsi. $800.00 for new set of sticks. WTF?

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 04:19 PM

Anybody heard from Boat***** lately. I am about ready to start doing some wiring.

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2802256)
Holy chit. Economy is not hurting Livorsi. $800.00 for new set of sticks. WTF?

What for a single throw?

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2802262)
What for a single throw?

Single throw, forward cant, RH, with 3 switch option. Pretty Crazy huh?

For between 3&400 they said they would re build the ones that I have, but that price might change when it gets there.
WTF?

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2802268)
Single throw, forward cant, RH, with 3 switch option. Pretty Crazy huh?

For between 3&400 they said they would re build the ones that I have, but that price might change when it gets there.
WTF?

chit my replacement sticks are 2500.00:eek::mad:

jeff1000man 02-17-2009 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2802276)
chit my replacement sticks are 2500.00:eek::mad:

Prices are going up. :mad:

wstultz 02-17-2009 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2802279)
Prices are going up. :mad:

"...and Leon's getting lllaaarrggeerrrrr."

"What can you make of this...?" "I can make a hat, a broach, a teridactile."

tomtbone1993 02-17-2009 08:34 PM

Have you ever taken a chit so big, it makes your pants fit better?

Trojan-man 02-17-2009 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2802256)
Holy chit. Economy is not hurting Livorsi. $800.00 for new set of sticks. WTF?

I got mine from Kirk at Elite marine and they are the bling ones all platinum and stainless with a drive trim switch built in for like $580 about 6 months ago.

Trojan-man 02-17-2009 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2802258)
Anybody heard from Boat***** lately. I am about ready to start doing some wiring.

It is faster if you just make yourself do it, thats what wade and I did. What do you have to wire, chit we're pros now ?

Trojan-man 02-17-2009 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2801589)

NICE !!! I love those old courgar Vhulls, they are tanks !!

spk1 02-17-2009 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2802542)
NICE !!! I love those old courgar Vhulls, they are tanks !!

cougars are pretty nice hulls as well! :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 02-18-2009 10:49 AM

Well,, Im off to go meet with the two hedge fund managers, one of which you guys met on the boat,, lets hope joew. taking a leak off the back of the boat and getting overspray on his wife doesnt hurt my chances of landing a whale.. :rolleyes: God only knows what mushmouth may have said to her as she escaped from joe to the other corner he was hiding in realll nicee guyss.. :angry-smiley-038: lol

joew. 02-18-2009 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2802908)
Well,, Im off to go meet with the two hedge fund managers, one of which you guys met on the boat,, lets hope joew. taking a leak off the back of the boat and getting overspray on his wife doesnt hurt my chances of landing a whale.. :rolleyes: God only knows what mushmouth may have said to her as she escaped from joe to the other corner he was hiding in realll nicee guyss.. :angry-smiley-038: lol

Maybe someone should have told us the situation and I never would have gotten on the boat. I have pissed off every boat I have been in so that should not be a surprise that I did on yours. And what are you landing a whale for?? You don't make anything, sell anything, etc. Maybe I was that drunk but it sure didn't seem like a big deal at the time. If you come back to TX you can piss off the Islander anytime with any crowd.

I guess Kevin is changing into a Floridian:eek::eek::evilb:

Trojan-man 02-18-2009 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2802936)
Maybe someone should have told us the situation and I never would have gotten on the boat. I have pissed off every boat I have been in so that should not be a surprise that I did on yours. And what are you landing a whale for?? You don't make anything, sell anything, etc. Maybe I was that drunk but it sure didn't seem like a big deal at the time. If you come back to TX you can piss off the Islander anytime with any crowd.

I guess Kevin is changing into a Floridian:eek::eek::evilb:

:evilb::evilb: Kev I think joew just called you the Miami gucci bird lol !!! hahahhahaa

Trojan-man 02-18-2009 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2802908)
Well,, Im off to go meet with the two hedge fund managers, one of which you guys met on the boat,, lets hope joew. taking a leak off the back of the boat and getting overspray on his wife doesnt hurt my chances of landing a whale.. :rolleyes: God only knows what mushmouth may have said to her as she escaped from joe to the other corner he was hiding in realll nicee guyss.. :angry-smiley-038: lol

see if you can get an earmark for Chadwick Homes :party-smiley-004::cool::cool: We will call the joint venture Marcowick homes lol

tomtbone1993 02-18-2009 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2802908)
Well,, Im off to go meet with the two hedge fund managers, one of which you guys met on the boat,, lets hope joew. taking a leak off the back of the boat and getting overspray on his wife doesnt hurt my chances of landing a whale.. :rolleyes: God only knows what mushmouth may have said to her as she escaped from joe to the other corner he was hiding in realll nicee guyss.. :angry-smiley-038: lol

Sounds to me that Joew did you a favor....turn on the news Big Guy...Hedge funds are losing their azz............

Rcolter 02-18-2009 12:34 PM

Joe learnt ebry ting from R Kelly. Piss on you

joew. 02-18-2009 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2802980)
:evilb::evilb: Kev I think joew just called you the Miami gucci bird lol !!! hahahhahaa

He is a migratory bird that moves from the bed to the boat about mid day and is a bird of prey at night. Searching to feast on his captians left overs....How about now???:evilb:

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2803019)
He is a migratory bird that moves from the bed to the boat about mid day and is a bird of prey at night. Searching to feast on his captians left overs....How about now???:evilb:

BIP :grinser010:

boatman22 02-18-2009 03:36 PM

Mother-F(cking Stanford.........:grinser010:

jeff1000man 02-18-2009 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2803169)
Mother-F(cking Stafford.........:grinser010:

??


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