But he only takes his hat off for 1 thing and 1 thing only. :drink:

looks like I was screwing you guys.....:rolleyes:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AIT&viewitem=

Only by not giving us first shot at Smooth:mad:

Actually we would only be screwing ourselves at that point. :eek:

That is the last thing I need right now.

I said a month ago I was going to sell it and you offered 35K....

Oh, I must have been drunk. Oh well. Glad you got a deal done on it. Hate to see it go though. It was starting to look good, for a fountain.:evilb:

The end of this video is very funny and the video is very appropriately named.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSO3c...eature=related

Who wants to go race
 

Your gay :cool:

Are you sexually frustrated? Is that why you say those hateful things to me?

probably so, but i imagine it also has something to do with you liking a man's penis in your mouth.... just my .02 :evilb:

I had a good response for that since I stated the first one knowing how you would reply, but since then I ahve run a few errands, had lunch, had a little nap and 3 phone calls and so I have forgotten all ready.

I think Bigandy's is funny enough anyway. :evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt64G_Gb98M

Still the best video on youtube!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAjOF...9514&index=109

i had no idea this is really funny!!!

I think I am going to club 105 for a few hours. Tired of working this week.

I'm not sure who posted this but I have a good idea. I know it wasn't me.

So you think owning a canopy race boat is gay but ride around in a 3 seater with 2 other guys,you need to think about that.:evilb:

good calll, where is everyone going for stoopid bowl????

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...ore-beast.html

boatman you got anyhting to add to this thread that has been de-classified!??!!?!

Good party within walking distance of the house. :party-smiley-004:

I don't have anything against the race boat, nor do I thnk there is anything wrong with it. It's just been a long time since you came back to talk to us and you abandoned us to another web site, so you are GAY.

the one on the good side of the tracks???

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

Ah, children A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Ron Burgundy???

I want to buy a buch of those Obama quarters for gag gifts, but then I would be supportin that lunacy.

When does county line BBQ open up?

anybody watching the ufc fight 2nite ???

getting ready to hit the buy button in a few. looks like a good card for tonight.

whats everyone doin for the superbowl?

Strohman's fun house at around 3pm. :ernaehrung004:

Grizly Adam's DID Have a beard. :evilb:

Here you go Jeffro...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ml#post2790828

chirp chirp

What is there to talk about???? Nothing new goin on... except the skank made its way south, thank you to Joe and Mush for the un-needed but welcome escort.

I cant believe how much this brought http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...1123&viewitem=

Thats because you didnt read the unpublished story behind it,, That car belonged to bruce Willis' cousin,, before Bruce willis Was Known as Bruce Willis,, Back then He was Bryan Willington III. , Was pretty skinny preppy and most people thought he was gay,, He started going bald, and counter acted the balness with steroids, and the gym,, not to mention helping his cousin work on the mustang, anyway, they were out testing the car,, when a young movie producer called it a mustang POS, and said it was no match for his new ferrari,, So,, bruce told him they would race for pink slips,, and the producer laughed,, and said,, my ferrari is worth 20 times that pos,, and so bruce said if we win,, then you have to put me in your next movie,,, welll, the rest is history,, and now the car is an instant collector. :ernaehrung004::evilb::evilb:

uhhhmmmm? are you bored Kev....

If anyone is interested in a baby sitting gig they are hiring at eldo's. first order of business babysit Lefty and jeffro, they went to eat breakfast at 9:30 and started drinking, it is now 7 pm, they are about $700 into a bar tab got girls showing boobies and until jeff realizes it, he is might almost get laid but once he figures it out he will surely mess it up!!! Of course the three families with children trying to eat dinner are not near as impressed by all this!!!! :)

Wait a minute, Lefty is still alive? Man I haven't seen that guy in forever. Where has he been hiding?

i dunno? first time i have seen him in a while??? i was still in the parking lot and i could here him and jeffro!!!

IIIII DDDDUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOO

But with the treasurer being there. I thought.


Well, never mind :Whatever:

Becarefull,, he may just show up to the Miami Boat Show,, and put a hurting on your nonattendance record,, :D

$700 bar tab?? better stop drinking,, and start buying plane tickets to the boat show,, or one of you Ushippers bring lefty with you when you come, :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

Someonw with money jump on this....

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=53929&url=

Engines are not put together but still a nice ride.