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jeff1000man 06-01-2009 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2877210)
hahahahaha...... a "good times" van on the water...don't show bigandy..

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...187815481.html

O baby. That is fine.

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 10:24 AM

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:evilb: I don't know why I thought this was funny , but I did.

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 10:49 AM

Comments made in the year 1955!
That's only 54 years ago!

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $10.00.

'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $1, 000.00 will only buy a used one.

'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. 20 cents a pack is ridiculous..

'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter.

'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.

'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.

'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .

'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President..

'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now..

'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.

'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes.. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.

'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

'There is no sense going on short trips anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $15.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.'

'If they think I'll pay 30 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'

wstultz 06-01-2009 10:58 AM

Better times have passed. We just have to make do with what we have in front of us right now....write that down.

I would say that we have control over our government, who makes decisions, and taxes and all that but there are just too many lazy cry babies voting out there for that to be a true statement.

wstultz 06-01-2009 11:20 AM

Happy b-day BY U BOY.

:party-smiley-020::musik010::cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 06-01-2009 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2877493)
Happy b-day BY U BOY.

:party-smiley-020::musik010::cool-smiley-027:

Thanks:coolcowboy:

wstultz 06-01-2009 04:14 PM

ohh snap. Who want a killer boat for a good price?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29324-en.html

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2877804)
ohh snap. Who want a killer boat for a good price?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29324-en.html

Awe man :lolhit::angry-smiley-038::coolcowboy:

boatman22 06-01-2009 05:11 PM

Who is going to the TOPPS Clear Lake PR the 19th? I'm in and have my hotel rev's ready to go........

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2877850)
Who is going to the TOPPS Clear Lake PR the 19th? I'm in and have my hotel rev's ready to go........

Cool. I might need a ride.

boatman22 06-01-2009 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2877855)
Cool. I might need a ride.

Boats full...nephews from Venezuela will be here....first time in the US.....I'm gonna show them a time they will never forget.....

Trojan-man 06-01-2009 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2877855)
Cool. I might need a ride.

take your tank down there ! :bigbird:

DareDevil 06-01-2009 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2877914)
Boats full...nephews from Venezuela will be here....first time in the US.....I'm gonna show them a time they will never forget.....

lol,,,U DON'T KNOW ME ,,BUT I AM IN !!!!! HE HE

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by daredevil (Post 2877996)
lol,,,U DON'T KNOW ME ,,BUT I AM IN !!!!! HE HE

Quit stalking people. Crazy German alert. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 08:23 PM

All right. Verdict is in. Wstultz GPS services LLC clocked the Sea Ray at 41.4 @ 4500 RPM's with 3/4 fuel and full water tanks.

Cruises at 33-3400 rpms at 30 mph even.

120 miles to La Berge divided by 30 equals 4 hours, eleventy jello shots and 200 beers. :coolcowboy:

:drink:

tomtbone1993 06-01-2009 09:25 PM

we have enough junk laying around to put something like this together.


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jeff1000man 06-01-2009 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2878091)
we have enough junk laying around to put something like this together.


d[/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ebfAtfuF8&feature=related

I thought that was the whole purpose of the bannannannannanna?

tomtbone1993 06-01-2009 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878093)
I thought that was the whole purpose of the bannannannannanna?

that bucket will never be finished..........

jeff1000man 06-01-2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2878111)
that bucket will never be finished..........

Looks great on the trailer with that fountain windshield on it. :bigbird:

tomtbone1993 06-01-2009 10:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878119)
Looks great on the trailer with that fountain windshield on it. :bigbird:

still not finished........he should name it trailer queen:grinser010:

Trojan-man 06-02-2009 02:05 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878119)
Looks great on the trailer with that fountain windshield on it. :bigbird:

it has alot more class than a beak windshield :lolhit: :op:

Trojan-man 06-02-2009 02:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2878111)
that bucket will never be finished..........

you might be right .... :bong::bong::bong:

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 08:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2877804)
ohh snap. Who want a killer boat for a good price?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29324-en.html

Looks like he sold it in 1 day. I guess he should have been asking more money. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 06-02-2009 08:53 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878365)
Looks like he sold it in 1 day. I guess he should have been asking more money. :coolcowboy:

I wouldn't be suprised as many people called me about it one month after I sold it. I think he is just correcting the add.

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 09:14 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2878411)
I wouldn't be suprised as many people called me about it one month after I sold it. I think he is just correcting the add.

Dropping the price?? :evilb:

wstultz 06-02-2009 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878435)
Dropping the price?? :evilb:

No. He had it as a 33' not a 30'.

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 10:33 AM

Sea Ray is at TMR. Let the surgery begin.

mba1620 06-02-2009 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878504)
Sea Ray is at TMR. Let the surgery begin.

What are you getting done to it?

wstultz 06-02-2009 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2878548)
What are you getting done to it?

MBA. Where have you been dude?

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2878548)
What are you getting done to it?

New transom assemblies. They are leaking and insurance is going to want it done, so I am going ahead and having it started. TMR is having their summer sea ray rigging sale going on right now.

mba1620 06-02-2009 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2878550)
MBA. Where have you been dude?

Not too much. Have had to make a couple trips to BR. Still boatless but shopping. I plan on coming up before the July run. Keep me in the loop:coolcowboy:

When is the bachelor party run to L'Auberge?

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2878558)
Not too much. Have had to make a couple trips to BR. Still boatless but shopping. I plan on coming up before the July run. Keep me in the loop:coolcowboy:

When is the bachelor party run to L'Auberge?

TOPPS/ Wstultz bachelor party run to La Berge is in Sept.

Rcolter 06-02-2009 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878553)
New transom assemblies. They are leaking and insurance is going to want it done, so I am going ahead and having it started. TMR is having their summer sea ray rigging sale going on right now.

So do you take everything that Gregory Performance cannot figure out to the real experts?:eekdrop:

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2878680)
So do you take everything that Gregory Performance cannot figure out to the real experts?:eekdrop:

No, just all the things that I don't have time for and that are a priority.

boatman22 06-02-2009 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878688)
No, just all the things that I don't have time for and that are a priority.

Priority:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 07:14 PM

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Friend of mine sent this to me from lake of the ozarks from memorial day weekend.

I could have sworn Bigandy was here?? Does he have a long lost brother that we don't know about. This thing is the even eviler twin of the skanktuary.

jeff1000man 06-02-2009 07:19 PM

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I am ordering one of these for the poker run
:coolcowboy:

Trojan-man 06-03-2009 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2878978)
I am ordering one of these for the poker run
:coolcowboy:

dont act like you are only going to use her for the poker run !! :lolhit::lolhit:

Rcolter 06-03-2009 10:07 AM

Dont act like it will even make it till the poker run!!!:op:

Proud of you Jeff your first date of the year!

tomtbone1993 06-03-2009 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2879491)
dont act like you are only going to use her for the poker run !! :lolhit::lolhit:

no free rides on TOPPS runs, she or should i say it needs to pay its 100.00 and have a wrist band:coolcowboy:


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