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tomtbone1993 05-28-2009 11:18 PM

I honestly didn't know this.
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> I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send
> it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel
> edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
> Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
> over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
> English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw
> the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
> fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
> English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking
> the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
> Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and
> began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
> French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather
> difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
> gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often
> used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the
> pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
> gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'
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> IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
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> And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing !
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tomtbone1993 05-28-2009 11:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2875402)



same rig with 160k more miles...hmmmm nice find

wstultz 05-28-2009 11:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2875429)
same rig with 160k more miles...hmmmm nice find

I thought yours had 149,000 miles?

jeff1000man 05-28-2009 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2875389)
144k MSRP and you offer 35k maybe 40k...i will keep you on the short list, since jeffro backed it up with a 32k bid:bunny:

Go ahead and put it on your lot so it can collect dust like the oher elevnty of them that are sitting on used car lots right now.

You could ask that guy in spring right there off of 45 that has 2 of them on his lot for the last 6 months for a buy bid.

I really think that they are ugly personally, but like Bigandy, I am sure it could be sold for 50K just so you could get rid of it.

tomtbone1993 05-28-2009 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2875433)
I thought yours had 149,000 miles?

9800

joew. 05-29-2009 07:35 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elec...dropped-obama/

bigandy 05-29-2009 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2875049)

what is it worth, it is worth what someone is willing to pay... i am willing to pay $40k, if you dont like it dont sell it to me... i didnt go to your house and ask if i could buy it you came to me... if you can get more get it, cause i really dont even want it... :op:

bigandy 05-29-2009 07:47 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2875544)

we should have picked our own damn cotton...

joew. 05-29-2009 07:51 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

This country is in a bad way when this chit happens

joew. 05-29-2009 07:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2875558)
we should have picked our own damn cotton...

True that.:evilb:

jeff1000man 05-29-2009 09:03 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2875562)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

This country is in a bad way when this chit happens

Time to shut the doors. We don't need any more immigrants if they are offended by the symbol of the country into which they are coming.:bsflag::coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2009 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2875549)
what is it worth, it is worth what someone is willing to pay... i am willing to pay $40k, if you dont like it dont sell it to me... i didnt go to your house and ask if i could buy it you came to me... if you can get more get it, cause i really dont even want it... :op:

I didn't think you needed a semi to take your boat from storage to WStulz's shop once a year anyways.....:coolcowboy:

Rcolter 05-29-2009 10:23 AM

You all are a bunch of liars. No one in this group gives a chit bout no stupid cotton. We would all be sitting there drinking beer looking at the cotton saying awh Phuck IT lets go do something else.

boatman22 05-29-2009 01:08 PM

Looks like Marine Max will be selling SeaRays again on Lake Conroe..............:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-29-2009 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2875819)
Looks like Marine Max will be selling SeaRays again on Lake Conroe..............:coolcowboy:

Where at?

mba1620 05-29-2009 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2875819)
Looks like Marine Max will be selling SeaRays again on Lake Conroe..............:coolcowboy:

:lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-29-2009 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2875856)
:lolhit:

That might be funny if you owned a boat. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2009 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2875843)
Where at?

in front of TMR & next too Sam's Boat

boatman22 05-29-2009 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2875879)
in front of TMR & next too Sam's Boat


DING DING DING....we have a winner.........Signed a pardnership agreement this morning and Marine Max will have a sales office inside TMR MARINE CENTER. TMR will also be doing MM service work for Lake Conroe......You heard it here first..........

Boats start showing up Monday with Cruisers in the water across from Dockside.......somebody is gonna be pissed....

jeff1000man 05-29-2009 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2875890)
DING DING DING....we have a winner.........Signed a pardnership agreement this morning and Marine Max will have a sales office inside TMR MARINE CENTER. TMR will also be doing MM service work for Lake Conroe......You heard it here first..........

Boats start showing up Monday with Cruisers in the water across from Dockside.......somebody is gonna be pissed....



How are they going to have cruisers across from dockside? Are they going to sell them out of McDonald's?

boatman22 05-29-2009 03:07 PM

Screw em...did they pay anything this year?

My mistake...across from IHOP...

tomtbone1993 05-29-2009 03:18 PM

Thankyou Topper

Now I can kill again:waffen093:

jeff1000man 05-29-2009 03:41 PM

gotta love that TMR marine. :kiss:

tomtbone1993 05-29-2009 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2875928)
gotta love that TMR marine. :kiss:

i do:asskiss::kiss::op:

mba1620 05-29-2009 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2875943)
i do:asskiss::kiss::op:

I do too and as Jeff1eleventy0man states "I dont even have a boat":asskiss:

And on another note, what is the rv campground by TMR and next to PAPPA's. My sister and bro in law is bringing the RV for the July run and need to make reservations.

jeff1000man 05-29-2009 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2875989)
I do too and as Jeff1eleventy0man states "I dont even have a boat":asskiss:

And on another note, what is the rv campground by TMR and next to PAPPA's. My sister and bro in law is bringing the RV for the July run and need to make reservations.

Clark, that there is an RV.

It would probably be cheaper and a whole lot more fun if they just made reservations at the hotel.

That is where all the parties will be anyway.

louie0611 05-29-2009 08:30 PM

or they can rent my townhouse out, it's right across from wolfies.

BY U BOY 05-29-2009 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2875562)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

This country is in a bad way when this chit happens

I would put up the rebel flag.:lolhit:

spk1 05-30-2009 12:08 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2875904)
Screw em...did they pay anything this year?

My mistake...across from IHOP...

Now if ou could just get it to stay open 1 hour later than Ihop,, and you will be breakin some sale records, :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-30-2009 12:10 PM

If you guys see A rhino for sale that has a blazing resemblance to tims then let me know. Someone borrowed his from the house yesterday and did not bring it back. :angry-smiley-038:

He has a ton of cash in that thing and would much rather have it back, than get a check from the insurance company.

tomtbone1993 05-30-2009 03:59 PM

this is phucking awesome ...start at the first page it gets real good on the second page.....


http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthr...+the+fuel+tank

jeff1000man 05-31-2009 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2876531)
this is phucking awesome ...start at the first page it gets real good on the second page.....


http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthr...+the+fuel+tank

funny:bsflag:

jeff1000man 05-31-2009 09:59 AM

100 gallons of fuel -- $250
40 beers to drink while watching *****es on a stripper pole in a ski boat on the middle of the lake $30
Bag of chips - $2
Food off of someone elses boat - free
Walking down Txletfy in a Cruiser - Priceless:evilb:


Good times on the old sea ray yesterday with Joew and pappa Steve. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-31-2009 12:26 PM

Survivor

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29293-en.html

joew. 05-31-2009 01:47 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/42-Fo...1%7C240%3A1308

No reserve 42 fountain.

jeff1000man 05-31-2009 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2876900)

That thing is super clean. New the decent deals would start popping up.

mba92 should jump on that.

jeff1000man 05-31-2009 06:37 PM

spk1, you might need to take another trip to liqidators

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...ead.php?t=7251

Trojan-man 06-01-2009 12:48 AM

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/boa/1194745356.html

Trojan-man 06-01-2009 12:49 AM

http://austin.craigslist.org/boa/1176238450.html

scarab meteor

Trojan-man 06-01-2009 01:12 AM

hahahahaha...... a "good times" van on the water...don't show bigandy..

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...187815481.html


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