Awesome. It's nice to know that sometimes they do what is right!!!!

In other news, Wadeo is single for the weekend. How drunk and sick are we going to get his sensitive belly:evilb:

i say we make him keep up with us drink for drink at armstongs!!!! that should do the trick :)

congrats to tbone.... :evilb:

I do a great job getting my sensitive belly sick all by myself, thank you very much. I will be there and having a good time though. As long as JoeW doesn't come from the top ropes and elbow me in the face.:evilb: I believe we need to focus our attentions on the birthday boy and making him feel pumped to be 50....or ready to kill us all.

oh, its a birthday??i thought it was a weight thing and they just left off a "0"............... that actually makes more sense for a reason to have a party...............

:eek:

Cold blooded.

What is up for the night? I start my 4 day weekend in a few hours:coolcowboy:

Working on the excalibur. Just got to find somewhere to stick the engine in it. :coolcowboy:

Any of you guys need industrial shelving?

I have approx. 100 sections of pallet racks and some retail type shelving to get rid of near Greenspoint.

I will in town next week to move it.

Matt

I need some of that stuff in my shop.

oh really, the thread went gay>>>>>>>

buyugirl can see over the counter now
cam isnt makin cookies in a tree anymore
jeff gets laid now
ur f in law tits are out of milk
jeffs engines run
tbones boat runs
jeffs been workin out
chad settled down with one woman and has a lovely head of hair
jeff doesnt have a comeover
i have girls old enough to drink on the skank
the white stuff is really sunscreen on spfs face
kevin doesnt luv the cock and the fro is makin a comeback
jeff gives good stock tips
wade doesnt have a deposit down on a sailboat...............

whaaaaatever i like the BS thread the way it used to be, not where you make a fat joke and everyone ooohs and uhhhs like im makin fun of a kid with down syndrome and a glandular problem that likes to dance to peanut butter jelly!!!!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPo1WQ&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

That video is funny chit though.

SOS party Thursday night in Key West. Make your RSVP's

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...d=1#post311283

Sponge Bob Square Perm is a true original, and we forgot to highlight that from Sunday.

Engine stick is scheduled for 4pm.

nice jeffro :drink:

what is our count, willis called me today? i told him
jeffro, chad, kevin, joe? who else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9mtz...eature=channel

what a jerk, liar piece of crap....

oh this is worse than laughin at the fat kid!!!!!!! omg this is funny!!!!! the mascot is priceless!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esr_o...eature=related

watch the video in this thread

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/d...ml#post2944584

Quick Question
 

Does anyone know know bought this boat? It was mine and i'm just wondering who ended up with it. i can give them the history.

Fu(k that thing. Broke a bolt in the fly wheel twice at Blackwoods earlier. :angry-smiley-038: After digging a bolt out twice. We got it ready to stick and the bilge pump broke off. I think it is trying to tell me something.

I parked it out in the frigging yard over at Blackwoods in the rain to teach it a lesson.

Hope it works. :eek:

hahahahah, its funny how we think we can teach boats a lesson. I don't know why, but they ALWAYS win :party-smiley-004:

kind of like little midget girls at 4 am?? Why is the hummer in my driveway??

Sweet Outerlimits in classified for $90k. Looks like Willis' but would spank it if they raced. Nicer interior also.

Next time post linky. I am lazy and dont want to have to search. I am sure others would appreciate it too. ie Jeffro, bigandy, t-bone.:evilb::evilb:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30686-en.html

Like such

Computer fried. Using my cell phone. Can't post link so eat $hit. :)

so spick, joew, and mush are sittin around the pool drinkin beer........

they call to invite me which was sweet but they also requested i bring over a 20 piece from church's chicken......

as i held the phone up to my ear i could actually hear the spandex in their shorts cryin out for help :) its gonna be a big weekend boys, we need to be smart about the law dawgs, if anyone needs a boat dd let me know early and i can obstain otherwise i will be the drunk guy sleepin in the corner......

State reps brother-in-law charged in car-surfing accident

10:46 AM CDT on Saturday, September 5, 2009

khou.com staff reports

CONROE, Texas – One man was jailed and another critically injured after police said the two decided to drink, drive and car surf in Montgomery County on Friday.

It happened in the 11000 block of Kentucky Oaks Drive in Conroe.

Police said 32-year-old Joshua Dawson climbed onto the roof of a moving Chevy Tahoe and began car surfing.

Police said the car was driven by Blaze Anthony Benson, the brother-in-law of State Representative Brandon Creighton.

Police said Dawson flew off the car and crashed onto the pavement. He was rushed to a nearby hospital in critical condition.

Benson was given a field sobriety test. He was taken into custody and charged with intoxication assault.

Creighton’s sister, Jaime Heintz, was also in the car.


google "car surfing"

google it!! NO. google it NO

***BREAKING NEWS***
State Rep. Brandon Creighton’s brother-in-law arrested
7 a.m.

Blaze Anthony Benson, 30, of Conroe is charged with intoxicated assault causes serious bodily injury following an alleged “car surfing” incident that critically injured another man overnight. Benson was booked into the Montgomery County Jail at 4:14 a.m. and released on $25,000 bond at 6:11 a.m.

Benson is the brother of Fawn Benson Creighton, the wife of State Representative Brandon Creighton.

Additional information and on-scene video will be posted later.


UPDATE

According to DPS Trooper Fredrick at approximately 10:54 PM MCHD was dispatched to a fall victim on Kentucky Oaks Drive off FM 2854 just west of the Conroe city limits. When they arrived they found Joshua Dawson age 32 unconscious in the street. PHI Air Medical was dispatched and he was transported to Herman Hospital in the Houston Medical Center in critical condition with a head injury.

Investigation revealed that Blaze Anthony Benson age 30 was driving his 2008 Tahoe on Leonidas Horton Drive. He and his passenger Joshua Dawson had been drinking and had Dawsons wife Erin and a friend of Benson Jamie Heintz in the vehicle with him. Joshua Dawson stood up in the passenger seat through the sunroof and then climbed on top of the vehicle and began to “Car Surf”.

As Benson turned onto Kentucky Oaks Dawson lost his balance and fell to the ground striking his head.

Benson was arrested at the scene and taken to The Woodlands Mall where Montgomery County was set up for a no refusal weekend. After he refused to give a breath sample blood was drawn.

Benson was charged with Intoxicated Assault with Vehicle.

Judge Woods ordered a $25,000 bond.

At 4:10 AM the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Department jail van arrived and transported Benson along with several other males arrested for DWI to the Montgomery County Jail

At 4:42 he was booked into the Montgomery County Jail and just shortly after 6:00 am was bonded out.

Benson is the brother of Faith Creighton, wife of State Representative Brandon Creighton.

According to the District Attorney’s Office charged could be added if Joshua Dawson would not survive his injuries.

Here you go Wade. They figured out why it is so cheap.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...d-glasses.html

Wow!:eek:

make sure you watch the video

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...ticle&view=831

I've never seen the leaders of the fun police before. Now I know who to swerve at on the road.:angry-smiley-038: I guess we should all just start smoking the reefer.

I saw Troys boat :lolhit:

:bong::bong::bong::bong:

that video would have been much better if about 20 of us were all in the lambo boat getting something to eat at county line tossin out beers and half naked girls dancin on the bow!!!!!!!!!! :evilb:

Yes.

we are all buying Richard a handle of rasberry mccormicks for his birfday, i think i twould be funnier to just buy him one and say we all went in on it but chad thinks it would be better if there was ten bottles of it there :)