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spk1 06-08-2009 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2883398)
World's Shortest Fairy Tale..........

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

Thats a great story,, except for the part when the dumbass said will you marry me,, :bigbird:

spk1 06-08-2009 06:07 PM

todays stock tip,, commodities baby,, natural gas is getting ready for a huge run,, but what do I know about chemicals,, :coolcowboy:

spk1 06-08-2009 06:10 PM

It should make a run to 8 times its present day value, but I will play it safe and start unloading at 6 times my initial buy in. Take your beer money get in,, and in just shy of a year we will all buy apaches, :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2883607)
It should make a run to 8 times its present day value, but I will play it safe and start unloading at 6 times my initial buy in. Take your beer money get in,, and in just shy of a year we will all buy apaches, :evilb:

Why, because oil is moving up??

It looks cheap out there right now.

What is the buy? Is there an ETF for it?

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 06:37 PM

Looks like it was at 5 times it's current value, this time last year when oil was over 100.

http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:UNG

wstultz 06-08-2009 07:14 PM

What the F is this? The Bloomberg report? Gregory Financial Group? "You've got to deversify yo bonds Biatch!"

tomtbone1993 06-08-2009 07:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883667)
What the F is this? The Bloomberg report? Gregory Financial Group? "You've got to deversify yo bonds Biatch!"

Bloomberg is a billionaire.....jeffro is a well....uhh a

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2883670)
Bloomberg is a billionaire.....jeffro is a well....uhh a

It's free money, somebody's got to go get it.

spk1 06-08-2009 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883667)
What the F is this? The Bloomberg report? Gregory Financial Group? "You've got to deversify yo bonds Biatch!"

DivErsIFyYY YoOoo BONDsss!!! :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 07:22 PM

THE HANGOVER

103 Mins :: R
Now showing on 2 screens! 11:15AM | 11:45AM | 1:50 | 2:15 | 4:25 | 4:50 | 7:00 | 7:35 | 9:35 | 10:10

What time and what day biatches?

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 07:28 PM

says super saver tuesdays is $6

BY U BOY 06-08-2009 08:49 PM

saw a great bumper sticker today.... WALLET, its the first place democrats are willing to drill. Tbone has the pic I took of it maybe he will post it:evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2009 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2883810)
saw a great bumper sticker today.... WALLET, its the first place democrats are willing to drill. Tbone has the pic I took of it maybe he will post it:evilb:

:coolcowboy::coolcowboy:

bigandy 06-08-2009 09:09 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nion_rss_daily

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2883842)

The best on screen graffic in that clip is.

"us gov't to allocate additional 55 billion dollars to dept of putting up cones"

Classic.

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 09:18 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...through_40_000

classic

wstultz 06-08-2009 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2883854)

:evilb:"Fu(k this dorm! It's on fire.":evilb:

wstultz 06-08-2009 09:54 PM

SPK1....DDDOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29428-en.html

spk1 06-08-2009 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883883)
SPK1....DDDOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29428-en.html

I keep talking myself in and out of the old school rides, it could just end up being an expensive kick in the ballz, lol

spk1 06-08-2009 10:33 PM

But, I would love to get an old stinger, or excalibur, or 38 flatdeck scarab,, and do the miami vice run to the bahamas, :evilb:

spk1 06-08-2009 10:35 PM

Good Bye Magnum,, Hellooooo Caryy!!!

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=41184&url=

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2883929)
Good Bye Magnum,, Hellooooo Caryy!!!

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=41184&url=

Good bye Sea Ray. Hello Cary.

WHat a find you got there.

Lets fly to NC and drive it home. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 06-08-2009 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2883929)
Good Bye Magnum,, Hellooooo Caryy!!!

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=41184&url=

sweet! Does it have surface drives with those Cats? That thing looks clean as hell. Remember a couple post back about someone saying older boats are a kick in the balls? LOL:evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-08-2009 10:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2883854)

that is awesome:coolcowboy:

looks like we missed one hot party.......

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 10:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883934)
sweet! Does it have surface drives with those Cats? That thing looks clean as hell. Remember a couple post back about someone saying older boats are a kick in the balls? LOL:evilb:

Somebody definately is taking a kick in the ballz from the looks of how much money they put into that thing.

Killer boat.

tomtbone1993 06-08-2009 11:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883934)
sweet! Does it have surface drives with those Cats? That thing looks clean as hell. Remember a couple post back about someone saying older boats are a kick in the balls? LOL:evilb:

this is what closed me



Entertainment

* 48” Samsung Flat Screen TV in Salon
* 15” Magnavox Flat Screen TV in Fwd Cabin



* JVC Stereo
* Multi Disk CD player
* Multi Disk DVD changer

jeff1000man 06-08-2009 11:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2883962)
this is what closed me



Entertainment

* 48” Samsung Flat Screen TV in Salon
* 15” Magnavox Flat Screen TV in Fwd Cabin



* JVC Stereo
* Multi Disk CD player
* Multi Disk DVD changer

Yep. Definately a plus.

wstultz 06-09-2009 12:14 AM

SPK1 you should probably trade the Magnum up for this machine...

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...oat_id=2014376

jeff1000man 06-09-2009 12:25 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883979)
SPK1 you should probably trade the Magnum up for this machine...

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...oat_id=2014376

schwing :kiss:

Trojan-man 06-09-2009 03:02 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2883667)
What the F is this? The Bloomberg report? Gregory Financial Group? "You've got to deversify yo bonds Biatch!"

Its the "wutang financial" report :lolhit:

Trojan-man 06-09-2009 03:11 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2883929)
Good Bye Magnum,, Hellooooo Caryy!!!

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=41184&url=

Wow !! bad arse cary !!

wstultz 06-09-2009 09:45 AM

Great quote...."Never miss an opportunity to shut up"

Don't remember who it is from.

wstultz 06-09-2009 12:26 PM

Well apparently an Apache is not in my cards. I called liquidators to check on my bid and there was a pause. The guy said, "yeah, someone just pulled that off of the lot with a dually. Apparently we no longer have the listing."

jeff1000man 06-09-2009 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2884333)
Well apparently an Apache is not in my cards. I called liquidators to check on my bid and there was a pause. The guy said, "yeah, someone just pulled that off of the lot with a dually. Apparently we no longer have the listing."

By dually, he meant big green ford truck. :evilb: I bet someone paid over asking price for that one.

wstultz 06-09-2009 02:45 PM

The bids were already over asking price and mine was well over asking price. Ther salesman said that they took it from them and it went to another repo place.

jeff1000man 06-09-2009 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2884462)
The bids were already over asking price and mine was well over asking price. Ther salesman said that they took it from them and it went to another repo place.

Yeah, That story doesn't sound fishy at all. :bsflag:

tomtbone1993 06-09-2009 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2884463)
Yeah, That story doesn't sound fishy at all. :bsflag:

agree

wstultz 06-09-2009 03:25 PM

Oh well, they never charged me my bid fee.

jeff1000man 06-09-2009 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2884489)
Oh well, they never charged me my bid fee.

They don't charge anyone the bid fee anymore. It lets them ignore you when they want to.

jeff1000man 06-09-2009 04:58 PM

gnvc closed at 1.04 and jumped to 1.16 in after hours.

That Sea Ray is getting awfully close to being paid for. :coolcowboy:


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