That chick wanted to go out in that boat again, so she hooked up with Spk1.

Nope,, capt, may have broken in the bandit,, when it was in miami, butt,, little does he know I broke in the bandit b4 it had the tower, :cool:
The other guy that owned the magnum,, was a african diamond mine owner,, he told capt if he did anything in the mag,, he would cut his pecker off,, lol true story. :drink:

and if she does she does, lol Im still working on that angle. but we do have a batchelorette party with 15 russian chicks scheduled mid march,, they were low on cash, and wanted to pay $500 for the charter, lol so I decided it was time the magnum did some "ProBoNo" work, lol :cool: Its a different world here,, not a place to get a g/f,, but if you want to get laid,, its not an issue.

w/ another guy does not count. it needs to be a man w/ a woman....man on man = 0 points:food-smiley-007:

LMAO :eek:

good point tbone,, man on man = 0 points,, even if ur married, its still 0. :ernaehrung004:

but if your expecting ,, then we will give you 1/2 point for each man. even if its a weeee man. lol :eek:

Please remove and think of a better come back.

Lame still = 0 also. :cool:

Oh,, so Ive got you giving the expert advise on getting laid, and the points to be awarded,, I believe I will leave my post in tact. :Whatever:

It is not about getting laid. It is about lame insults. I understand that you are not feeling well, as you are awake 4 hours before your regular time. Please have another nap and think about it.

Since that was an un thought out response. I still award you 0 points.

You can have all the points you want for banging your captains left overs though. From what we have seen, he has some quality left overs. You should be pleased. :cool:

Pretty sharp edged comment comming from you,,, yeaa.. I guess you do have alot to be upset about seeing how your out a plane ticket,, and $2,, from your trip to the miami boat show,, :hitfan: I guess I am lame. and I get my captians left overs,, swanson knows whos driving,, too bad you dont.. :mad:

And Im not sure how great a comeback I need for a guy that uses the same you really had sex with a guy comment over and overrr that he stole from andy,, just go back into the archives and Im sure I have a much better comeback,, for the last 17 times he used it. :cool:

Joew's post was reffering to the Captain breaking in the boat before Spik1 did....nothing about sloppy seconds.....

You shure do get mad pretty easy these days.

I remember when Spk1 took it like a man and then dished it back out.

I have never said anything but thank you about having me to miami, and how much fun I had, and the thank you from your dad for coming, and how much fun I had.

You can't keep holding that over our heads. We all had a good time, and you can't hold the fact that we come see you in miami and go out on your boat as a reason for us not to bust your balls.

That is the lamest excuse of them all. I guess finally getting back in touch with some puzzy has made you feel a little more feminine. Usually it makes me feel more like a man and want to bust some more balls the old fashioned way without reminding my friends of what I did for them, in a lame attempt to belittle them into not busting my balls.

Again, thanks for the trip to Miami, but it is not cool to keep holding it over our heads as a lame attempt to keep us from busting your balls. :cool-smiley-027:

Now that was better. :cool:

Do I even reply to this??? You'll know when I hold something over "your" head. as for the "our" not sure what you mean,,,

In other notes though, I will try to refrain from busting balls, as I came to the realization that I might end up on the secret ballot/ habitual line crosser club. :party-smiley-004:

Me, our, mindless rambling.

Just trying to make sure that I know where you are going with that comment, since it is not the first time you have used it since those of us that went, have made it back home.

Now go get the dust and bird nests out of the Mares and take some lessons so you will be ready for tickfaw :p

Im pretty sure your the only one that feels that way,, if Im wrong,, Im all ears.

Since you going to call me out,, Im going to call you out. You tell me who else shares your feelings on the matter,, you do say "our" how about you be specific,, or shut the fu(k up!

I don't think I am the only one that thinks you need to dust off your boat and bring it to tickfaw. :grinser010:

I pretty sure the rest of the guys wouldnt appreciate you speaking for them on this matter.

I thought I all ready said it was a typo. You have mentioned it to me twice since "I" have been back.

Go have some lunch, knock the bottom out of that russian hooker, have a nap and cool off.

You need to spend some time back home. Miami is making you to emotional. :cool-smiley-027:

:ernaehrung004:Oh, and happy TX independance day to ya'll fellow Texans. :ernaehrung004:

Wow Jeff, How did you piss off SPK1 so early in the week? Oh, by the way, you are already on that list...:D

Spk1, I think Jeff is a big-o-jerk. I love Florida!!! Where else in the world can you back down a 60' hatteras, with a 350lbs guy in a fighting chair, to catch a fowl hooked banita:ernaehrung004:

Now that is funny! Jeff, Watch out for the bus,,,,,, I just threw you under it! Everyone lighten up Obama has it covered.

How did u get in this bunch o fun. I don't need any help throwing myself under the bus. :hitfan: It's not my fault spk1 is feeling emotional this morning.

Yeah fauk SPK1!!! Jeff is a porn star and why would anyone argue his knowledge of the ladies?:eek:

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I am turning over a new leaf to not get sucked over the line.

I WAS looking for a ZR......but no more...I'll keep my resin bucket for a few more years.....

Damn the BS is flying today........:eek::hitfan:

This is the biggest BS post of them all.........:food-smiley-007:

B-E-A-utiful!

Who the hell ends a auction at 5:00 AM ????

reminds me of old days:grinser010::food-smiley-007:

It was getting there for a minute.:cool:

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