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jeff1000man 09-05-2009 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947007)
we are all buying Richard a handle of rasberry mccormicks for his birfday, i think i twould be funnier to just buy him one and say we all went in on it but chad thinks it would be better if there was ten bottles of it there :)

I think we should buy him some hookas.

Hey man?? Where da hookas??

bigandy 09-05-2009 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2946971)
***BREAKING NEWS***
State Rep. Brandon Creighton’s brother-in-law arrested
7 a.m.

Blaze Anthony Benson, 30, of Conroe is charged with intoxicated assault causes serious bodily injury following an alleged “car surfing” incident that critically injured another man overnight. Benson was booked into the Montgomery County Jail at 4:14 a.m. and released on $25,000 bond at 6:11 a.m.

Benson is the brother of Fawn Benson Creighton, the wife of State Representative Brandon Creighton.

Additional information and on-scene video will be posted later.


UPDATE

According to DPS Trooper Fredrick at approximately 10:54 PM MCHD was dispatched to a fall victim on Kentucky Oaks Drive off FM 2854 just west of the Conroe city limits. When they arrived they found Joshua Dawson age 32 unconscious in the street. PHI Air Medical was dispatched and he was transported to Herman Hospital in the Houston Medical Center in critical condition with a head injury.

Investigation revealed that Blaze Anthony Benson age 30 was driving his 2008 Tahoe on Leonidas Horton Drive. He and his passenger Joshua Dawson had been drinking and had Dawsons wife Erin and a friend of Benson Jamie Heintz in the vehicle with him. Joshua Dawson stood up in the passenger seat through the sunroof and then climbed on top of the vehicle and began to “Car Surf”.

As Benson turned onto Kentucky Oaks Dawson lost his balance and fell to the ground striking his head.

Benson was arrested at the scene and taken to The Woodlands Mall where Montgomery County was set up for a no refusal weekend. After he refused to give a breath sample blood was drawn.

Benson was charged with Intoxicated Assault with Vehicle.

Judge Woods ordered a $25,000 bond.

At 4:10 AM the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Department jail van arrived and transported Benson along with several other males arrested for DWI to the Montgomery County Jail

At 4:42 he was booked into the Montgomery County Jail and just shortly after 6:00 am was bonded out.

Benson is the brother of Faith Creighton, wife of State Representative Brandon Creighton.

According to the District Attorney’s Office charged could be added if Joshua Dawson would not survive his injuries.

1hr and 18 mins he was out, somebody got an early morning phone call.... i bet nothing happens and then we magically have judge Ligon.....

oh and somebody needs to remind butterbean where his side paycheck comes from......

wstultz 09-05-2009 01:47 PM

Whichwich in ten minutes.

tomtbone1993 09-05-2009 05:55 PM

watch the video and check out the new camera....

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...ticle&view=842

bigjimtx 09-05-2009 10:07 PM

is the law as bad as i here on performance boats on conroe as i here i was told the law likes to mess with big high performance boats

jeff1000man 09-06-2009 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by bigjimtx (Post 2947181)
is the law as bad as i here on performance boats on conroe as i here i was told the law likes to mess with big high performance boats

They mess with everybody.

jeff1000man 09-06-2009 10:03 AM

I am not sure if I don't need to go to the hospital. Is everything on your body supposed to hurt this bad?? Thank God for helmets.

jeff1000man 09-06-2009 10:19 AM

Apparently, it is a good thing that I hurt as bad as I do or Joew would be hurting worse.

Trojan-man 09-06-2009 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2947301)
I am not sure if I don't need to go to the hospital. Is everything on your body supposed to hurt this bad?? Thank God for helmets.

take a vicodin, you will feel better. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 09-06-2009 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2947316)
take a vicodin, you will feel better. :party-smiley-004:

bring me one. I just washed the boat, and now everything else hurts.

Trojan-man 09-06-2009 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2947342)
bring me one. I just washed the boat, and now everything else hurts.

aite

bigandy 09-07-2009 04:05 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2947346)
aite

i got no phone or wallet or shoes cause louis keft the dam early yesterday........ i think jobe got fucced also........ someone call louis for me and find out where his shiat is parked......

jeff1000man 09-07-2009 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947525)
i got no phone or wallet or shoes cause louis keft the dam early yesterday........ i think jobe got fucced also........ someone call louis for me and find out where his shiat is parked......

oops.

jeff1000man 09-07-2009 08:09 AM

ou guys missed some good lobster and shrimps yesterday.

jeff1000man 09-07-2009 08:13 AM

bag mofo

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30703-en.html

joew. 09-07-2009 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2947569)
ou guys missed some good lobster and shrimps yesterday.


Thanks for the grub. Everything was awesome!! I wish I could have stayed longer but my body kep telling me to F-off and go to bed. The body won this round but we will meet again:evilb:

jeff1000man 09-07-2009 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2947620)
Thanks for the grub. Everything was awesome!! I wish I could have stayed longer but my body kep telling me to F-off and go to bed. The body won this round but we will meet again:evilb:

It's all fun and games until somebody needs a crash helmet.:evilb::evilb:

I can't hardly walk today. Yesterday was a breeze compared to today.

wstultz 09-07-2009 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947525)
i got no phone or wallet or shoes cause louis keft the dam early yesterday........ i think jobe got fucced also........ someone call louis for me and find out where his shiat is parked......

dont forget about mush mouth's throw cushion.

jeff1000man 09-07-2009 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2947647)
dont forget about mush mouth's throw cushion.

Yeah. It is against the law to not have one of those on the boat.:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 09-07-2009 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2947647)
dont forget about mush mouth's throw cushion.

so have any of u dicks called loius to see where the boat is parked??????????

wstultz 09-07-2009 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947677)
so have any of u dicks called loius to see where the boat is parked??????????

nope

tomtbone1993 09-07-2009 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947677)
so have any of u dicks called loius to see where the boat is parked??????????

why??? we all have our phone and wallets....

tomtbone1993 09-07-2009 12:28 PM

BWI Sunday


http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/?&MMN_position=2:2

tomtbone1993 09-07-2009 12:31 PM

saturday night

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...ticle&view=844

Trojan-man 09-07-2009 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947525)
i got no phone or wallet or shoes cause louis keft the dam early yesterday........ i think jobe got fucced also........ someone call louis for me and find out where his shiat is parked......

taylor and jaycee called me from your phone this morning looking for you. they have your phone

Trojan-man 09-07-2009 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2947677)
so have any of u dicks called loius to see where the boat is parked??????????

im sure his boat is at his townhome, but I would just find jc and taylor

wstultz 09-07-2009 04:47 PM

This one is for SPK1....
http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3763

Trojan-man 09-07-2009 09:07 PM

remember this one? they cut it almost in half on the pricing. could be a player now

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3140

Trojan-man 09-07-2009 09:12 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3272


:evilb: dropped this one too

tomtbone1993 09-07-2009 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2947957)

that bluewater is the chit...how about some interior shots??

Trojan-man 09-08-2009 12:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2948011)
that bluewater is the chit...how about some interior shots??

thats all they had, but I agree. alot of boat for the money. the ocean is too....with diesels !!!

jeff1000man 09-08-2009 08:19 AM

Happy birtthday to me.

Tom did the baby come today??????

joew. 09-08-2009 08:27 AM

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! You are to lod to be falling into holes now:coolcowboy: Atleast you are lod enough to wear a helmet.:evilb:

jeff1000man 09-08-2009 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2948136)
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! You are to lod to be falling into holes now:coolcowboy: Atleast you are lod enough to wear a helmet.:evilb:


How are you feeling?

joew. 09-08-2009 08:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2948138)
How are you feeling?

Better. You broke my fall:lolhit:

jeff1000man 09-08-2009 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2948156)
Better. You broke my fall:lolhit:

Good news is that it hurts in fewer places.

txriverrat2001 09-08-2009 11:27 AM

Happy B-Day!!

Trojan-man 09-08-2009 11:29 AM

Happy B-day old balls :party-smiley-004::evilb::party-smiley-004:

wstultz 09-08-2009 11:54 AM

Happy Birthday Mushie, Mushie, Mush Mouth.

tomtbone1993 09-08-2009 12:07 PM

Happy B-day crash test dummy.....BTW Bill C. also sends his birthday wishes.....

and no Kelly has not had the baby yet...I don't think the baby is in a hurry to come out...:)


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