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Rcolter 12-03-2009 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000006)
Hey what's wrong with your engine? Have you torn it apart yet or are you waiting for the new shop to be finished?

Well other than it sounds like BYU and THe Kebbler fighting with hammers in there I have no clue.

Think I am just going to bring it to the new marine place on 105. Any good news on them yet?

jeff1000man 12-03-2009 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3000192)
Well other than it sounds like BYU and THe Kebbler fighting with hammers in there I have no clue.

Think I am just going to bring it to the new marine place on 105. Any good news on them yet?

Just sell it broke and get another. Probably be cheaper that way.:party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 12-03-2009 03:27 PM

Well I think that the Teal will only get it so far.

wstultz 12-03-2009 04:16 PM

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Not to change the subject but....JoeW, is there something you're not telling us....:evilb:

Just found the picture and couldn't resist. it really does look like your boat though. Don't know where it is from.

tomtbone1993 12-03-2009 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000220)
Not to change the subject but....JoeW, is there something you're not telling us....:evilb:

Just found the picture and couldn't resist. it really does look like your boat though. Don't know where it is from.

it also looks like your sail boat.......

wstultz 12-03-2009 06:14 PM

sure does.

wstultz 12-03-2009 06:28 PM

Good story from Channel 11...


This is the e-mail Houstonian Tedd Petruna sent last month about flight 297 from Atlanta to Houston.

"One week ago, I went to Ohio on business and to see my father. On Tuesday, November 17, I returned home. If you read the papers, you may have seen a blurb where an AirTran flight was cancelled from Atlanta to Houston due to a man who refused to get off of his cell phone before takeoff. It was on Fox.
That was NOT what happened!
I was in first class coming home. Eleven muslim men got on the plane in full attire. Two sat in first class and the rest peppered themselves throughout the plane all the way to the back. As the plane taxied to the runway, the stewardesses gave the safety spiel we are all so familiar with. At that time, one of the men got on his cell and called one of his companions in the back and proceeded to talk on the phone in Arabic very loudly and very aggressively. This took the first stewardess out of the picture for she repeatedly told the man that cell phones were not permitted at the time. He ignored her as if she wasn’t there.
The second man who answered the phone did the same and this took out the second stewardess. In the back of the plane at this time, 2 younger muslims, one in the back aisle, and one in front of him, window, began to show footage of a porno they had taped the night before, and were very loud about it. Now, they are only permitted to do this prior to Jihad. If a Muslim man goes into a strip club, he has to view the woman via mirror with his back to her (don’t ask me, I don’t make the rules, but I’ve studied). The third stewardess informed them that they were not to have electronic devices on at this time. To which one of the men said, “shut up infidel dog!” She went to take the camcorder and he began to scream in her face in Arabic.
At that exact moment, all 11 of them got up and started to walk to the cabin. This is where I had had enough! I got up and started to the back where I heard a voice behind me from another Texan twice my size say, “I got your back.” I grabbed the man who had been on the phone by the arm and said, “you WILL go sit down or you Will be thrown from this plane!” As I led him around me to take his seat, the fellow Texan grabbed him by the back of his neck and his waist and headed out with him. I then grabbed the second man and said, “You WILL do the same!” He protested but adrenaline was flowing now and he was going to go. As I escorted him forward, the plane doors open and 3 TSA agents and 4 police officers entered. Me and my new Texan friend were told to cease and desist for they had this under control. I was happy to oblige actually. There was some commotion in the back, but within moments, all 11 were escorted off the plane. They then unloaded their luggage.
We talked about the occurrence and were in disbelief that it had happened, when suddenly, the door opened again and on walked all eleven!! Stone faced, eyes front and robotic (the only way I can describe it). The stewardess from the back had been in tears and when she saw this, she was having NONE of it! Being that I was up front, I heard and saw the whole ordeal. She told the TSA agent there was NO WAY she was staying on the plane with these men. The agent told her they had searched them and were going to go through their luggage with a fine tooth comb and that they were allowed to proceed to Houston. The captain and co-captain came out and told the agent, “we and our crew will not fly this plane!” After a word or two, the entire crew, luggage in tow, left the plane. Five minutes later, the cabin door opened again and a whole new crew walked on.
Again, this is where I had had enough!! I got up and asked, “What the hell is going on?” I was told to take my seat. They were sorry for the delay and I would be home shortly. I said, “I’m getting off this plane.” The stewardess sternly told me that she could not allow me to get off.
Now I’m mad! I said, “I am a grown man who bought this ticket, who’s time is mine with a family at home and I am going through that door, or I’m going through that door with you under my arm!! But I am going through that door!!” And I heard a voice behind me say, “So am I.” Then everyone behind us started to get up and say the same. Within 2 minutes, I was walking off that plane where I was met with more agents who asked me to write a statement. I had 5 hours to kill at this point so why the hell not. Due to the amount of people who got off that flight, it was cancelled. I was supposed to be in Houston at 6pm. I got here at 12:30am.
Look up the date. Flight 297, Atlanta to Houston.
If this wasn’t a dry run, I don’t know what one is. They wanted to see how TSA would handle it, how the crew would handle it, and how the passengers would handle it.
I’m telling this to you because I want you to know. The threat is real. I saw it with my own eyes.
Tedd Petruna

tomtbone1993 12-03-2009 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000332)
Good story from Channel 11...


This is the e-mail Houstonian Tedd Petruna sent last month about flight 297 from Atlanta to Houston.

"One week ago, I went to Ohio on business and to see my father. On Tuesday, November 17, I returned home. If you read the papers, you may have seen a blurb where an AirTran flight was cancelled from Atlanta to Houston due to a man who refused to get off of his cell phone before takeoff. It was on Fox.
That was NOT what happened!
I was in first class coming home. Eleven muslim men got on the plane in full attire. Two sat in first class and the rest peppered themselves throughout the plane all the way to the back. As the plane taxied to the runway, the stewardesses gave the safety spiel we are all so familiar with. At that time, one of the men got on his cell and called one of his companions in the back and proceeded to talk on the phone in Arabic very loudly and very aggressively. This took the first stewardess out of the picture for she repeatedly told the man that cell phones were not permitted at the time. He ignored her as if she wasn’t there.
The second man who answered the phone did the same and this took out the second stewardess. In the back of the plane at this time, 2 younger muslims, one in the back aisle, and one in front of him, window, began to show footage of a porno they had taped the night before, and were very loud about it. Now, they are only permitted to do this prior to Jihad. If a Muslim man goes into a strip club, he has to view the woman via mirror with his back to her (don’t ask me, I don’t make the rules, but I’ve studied). The third stewardess informed them that they were not to have electronic devices on at this time. To which one of the men said, “shut up infidel dog!” She went to take the camcorder and he began to scream in her face in Arabic.
At that exact moment, all 11 of them got up and started to walk to the cabin. This is where I had had enough! I got up and started to the back where I heard a voice behind me from another Texan twice my size say, “I got your back.” I grabbed the man who had been on the phone by the arm and said, “you WILL go sit down or you Will be thrown from this plane!” As I led him around me to take his seat, the fellow Texan grabbed him by the back of his neck and his waist and headed out with him. I then grabbed the second man and said, “You WILL do the same!” He protested but adrenaline was flowing now and he was going to go. As I escorted him forward, the plane doors open and 3 TSA agents and 4 police officers entered. Me and my new Texan friend were told to cease and desist for they had this under control. I was happy to oblige actually. There was some commotion in the back, but within moments, all 11 were escorted off the plane. They then unloaded their luggage.
We talked about the occurrence and were in disbelief that it had happened, when suddenly, the door opened again and on walked all eleven!! Stone faced, eyes front and robotic (the only way I can describe it). The stewardess from the back had been in tears and when she saw this, she was having NONE of it! Being that I was up front, I heard and saw the whole ordeal. She told the TSA agent there was NO WAY she was staying on the plane with these men. The agent told her they had searched them and were going to go through their luggage with a fine tooth comb and that they were allowed to proceed to Houston. The captain and co-captain came out and told the agent, “we and our crew will not fly this plane!” After a word or two, the entire crew, luggage in tow, left the plane. Five minutes later, the cabin door opened again and a whole new crew walked on.
Again, this is where I had had enough!! I got up and asked, “What the hell is going on?” I was told to take my seat. They were sorry for the delay and I would be home shortly. I said, “I’m getting off this plane.” The stewardess sternly told me that she could not allow me to get off.
Now I’m mad! I said, “I am a grown man who bought this ticket, who’s time is mine with a family at home and I am going through that door, or I’m going through that door with you under my arm!! But I am going through that door!!” And I heard a voice behind me say, “So am I.” Then everyone behind us started to get up and say the same. Within 2 minutes, I was walking off that plane where I was met with more agents who asked me to write a statement. I had 5 hours to kill at this point so why the hell not. Due to the amount of people who got off that flight, it was cancelled. I was supposed to be in Houston at 6pm. I got here at 12:30am.
Look up the date. Flight 297, Atlanta to Houston.
If this wasn’t a dry run, I don’t know what one is. They wanted to see how TSA would handle it, how the crew would handle it, and how the passengers would handle it.
I’m telling this to you because I want you to know. The threat is real. I saw it with my own eyes.
Tedd Petruna

that is phucked up

wstultz 12-03-2009 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3000379)
that is phucked up

Yep. We wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings or not be PC. The downfall and the woosification of America. So from now on, keep America strong. If you don't like someone, tell them out loud.

wstultz 12-03-2009 08:48 PM

Do you think we should give Lynn an award at the Christmas Party for the most viewed picture on the TOPPS website? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

wstultz 12-03-2009 09:04 PM

Here's a pleasure version of the BigAndy mobile at a decent price....http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...us-33-96100514

bigandy 12-04-2009 12:11 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...SS%3AUS%3A1123

tbone yall hiring??? this guy is a marketing genius!!! and he owns the same diktionary as you.....:)

joew. 12-04-2009 06:42 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000220)
Not to change the subject but....JoeW, is there something you're not telling us....:evilb:

Just found the picture and couldn't resist. it really does look like your boat though. Don't know where it is from.

Same radar arch. That is funny!

joew. 12-04-2009 06:51 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000420)
Yep. We wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings or not be PC. The downfall and the woosification of America. So from now on, keep America strong. If you don't like someone, tell them out loud.

When I see arabs on the plane I start drinking scotch. They are scared to leave the seat at that point:evilb:

bigandy 12-04-2009 06:55 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000220)
Not to change the subject but....JoeW, is there something you're not telling us....:evilb:

Just found the picture and couldn't resist. it really does look like your boat though. Don't know where it is from.

definately could be a williams as it appears he is being towed in..... and upon closer inspection it does also appear to be the stultz family blow boat!!!!

wade, now that you married up perhaps its time to think about upgrading to a fountain style houthboat.... ( Loud, ugly, but fast and known to occassionally do an impression of a bbq pit )

joew. 12-04-2009 07:12 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3000533)
definately could be a williams as it appears he is being towed in..... and upon closer inspection it does also appear to be the stultz family blow boat!!!!

wade, now that you married up perhaps its time to think about upgrading to a fountain style houthboat.... ( Loud, ugly, but fast and known to occassionally do an impression of a bbq pit )

I hear the house boat that sold at the end of the dock went for around five grand!!! Hell of a lake house for five grand.

wstultz 12-04-2009 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3000540)
I hear the house boat that sold at the end of the dock went for around five grand!!! Hell of a lake house for five grand.

Where the hell are we when these deals happen?

boatman22 12-04-2009 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000628)
Where the hell are we when these deals happen?

Always hear about them after the sale....or jeff's involved......:coolcowboy:

wstultz 12-04-2009 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3000636)
Always hear about them after the sale....or jeff's involved......:coolcowboy:

:lolhit::evilb::lolhit:

jeff1000man 12-04-2009 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3000540)
I hear the house boat that sold at the end of the dock went for around five grand!!! Hell of a lake house for five grand.

I thought he wanted 20?? That would have been good for 5 g's.

More places to pass out after a good inland marina party.

tomtbone1993 12-04-2009 11:44 AM

it is snowing its azz off in H-Town

jeff1000man 12-04-2009 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3000668)
it is snowing its azz off in H-Town

Just flurries up here so far, and some sleat. Nothing sticking yet.

mba1620 12-04-2009 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3000673)
Nothing sticking yet.

Your sheets probably are!:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 12-04-2009 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3000721)
Your sheets probably are!:party-smiley-004:

Zing! out of nowhere. Where have you been dude?

Have you heard any news from you Ticfaw buddies about next year? We should start planning now if it's gonna happen.

mba1620 12-04-2009 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3000756)
Zing! out of nowhere. Where have you been dude?

Have you heard any news from you Ticfaw buddies about next year? We should start planning now if it's gonna happen.

I have been doing the LSU football thing lately.. Season is over so I am back biatches. Cue BigAndy for the LSU insult. Dont let me down BigA.

Sorry I missed the wedding. I have a present for you guys. Thats all that really matters anyway right?:kiss:

Havent heard to much on if Tickfaw 200 will go this year. I will touch base with Danielle and see. She pretty much was left everything. I have every reason to believe she will continue it. Its important to her. We do need to at least put it on the calendar.

If it doesnt happen, then we need to do the Royal Purple instead.

tomtbone1993 12-04-2009 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3000768)
I have been doing the LSU football thing lately.. Season is over so I am back biatches. Que BigAndy for the LSU insult. Dont let me down BigA.

.

I thought college ball lasted longer than November??? is that only for the good teams???:lolhit::lolhit::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-04-2009 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3000818)
I thought college ball lasted longer than November??? is that only for the good teams???:lolhit::lolhit::evilb:

funny:evilb:

bigandy 12-05-2009 07:36 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3000721)
Your sheets probably are!:party-smiley-004:

that is the first time in a WHILE that i have laughed out loud reading OSO!!!! kudos to you sir!!! i now give your team a reprieve.....

bigandy 12-05-2009 07:43 AM

Reprieve over, LSU sux a fart out of my butt, canadian luvin, no ball playin, inbred a$$ clowns, the only thing good that ever came out of baton rouge was ME driving to Destin.... buncha french fried sausage luvers, seriously, who the fuq puts rice in sausage, the same broke dick broke dick coonasses that would eat the cock roach of the bayou and then suck its a$$hole and toss its salad to get the taste of their mouths....... RE-tards

Rcolter 12-05-2009 10:25 AM

Tom how much is your insurance increase for having trips. I'm thinking about a little upgrade. Just need to add a beak>

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1495302241.html

boatman22 12-05-2009 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3001151)
Tom how much is your insurance increase for having trips. I'm thinking about a little upgrade. Just need to add a beak>

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1495302241.html


Now that is some funny $hit....:lolhit:

wstultz 12-05-2009 11:21 AM

What's going on this weekend?

jeff1000man 12-05-2009 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3001175)
What's going on this weekend?

We will be at the christmas party, I don't know about you. I think you hae to have a boat to attend

tomtbone1993 12-05-2009 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3001182)
We will be at the christmas party, I don't know about you. I think you hae to have a boat to attend

It is my understanding he has a running powerboat......

tomtbone1993 12-05-2009 12:18 PM

MBA1620 FYI the Katy High School game starts at 1:00 today if you wanted to go watch a winning team play......

tomtbone1993 12-05-2009 02:43 PM

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...nity-camps.htm

boatman22 12-05-2009 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3001175)
What's going on this weekend?

TOPPS party tonight....more bling on the boat tomorrow...Docktail party and can food drive at Walden next Sat afternoon....:coolcowboy:

wstultz 12-05-2009 10:55 PM

Good times tonight at the Christmas Party. Jeff, great job on a good year. Looking forward to next years' festivities.

mba1620 12-06-2009 03:28 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3001451)
Good times tonight at the Christmas Party. Jeff, great job on a good year. Looking forward to next years' festivities.

:party-smiley-004: You cant join next year.. Rules state you must own a powerboat. It must run as fast as lightning and be able to leap tall buildings. It must be between the sizes of 36'3" to 37'1". It must be able to idle at 1100 rpm with a maximum decibel level of 78 at that idle. It must be able to run a minimum of 37.8mph in reverse uphill in the snow. Finally it must have some form of teal embedded somewhere on the exterior or within the interior. If you meet the previous criteria and can show proof of eleventy billion dollars in insurance and boaters safety course, well then WStultz, we will welcome you to family.::kiss:

mba1620 12-06-2009 03:30 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3001067)
Reprieve over, LSU sux a fart out of my butt, canadian luvin, no ball playin, inbred a$$ clowns, the only thing good that ever came out of baton rouge was ME driving to Destin.... buncha french fried sausage luvers, seriously, who the fuq puts rice in sausage, the same broke dick broke dick coonasses that would eat the cock roach of the bayou and then suck its a$$hole and toss its salad to get the taste of their mouths....... RE-tards

You my friend. I knew you would not let me down.:coolcowboy:


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