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BY U BOY 01-16-2011 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3298470)
ferrari engines in byus scarab.offshore :evilb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0utB...eature=related

502s in the cig offshore. :drink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7mSx...eature=related

:evilb:

From what I understand the first video is how the mares cat looks when you drive it:evilb:

the second video, well if any one of us had a boat that ran like that I would slap my momma.:grinser010:

mba1620 01-16-2011 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3298086)
is your sister going to ride with me again????:lolhit:

You never know unless you ask.:op::angry-smiley-038:

So I have a count of 35 people coming and maybe one running boat? Sound about right??

bigandy 01-16-2011 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3298815)
You never know unless you ask.:op::angry-smiley-038:

So I have a count of 35 people coming and maybe one running boat? Sound about right??

38, i am bringing two friends, a half a bottle of takka and a hundred dollar bill with a string attached to it... :evilb: if a second boat shows up i call the one with the elfs sister :)

jeff1000man 01-16-2011 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3298838)
38, i am bringing two friends, a half a bottle of takka and a hundred dollar bill with a string attached to it... :evilb: if a second boat shows up i call the one with the elfs sister :)

someone is coming ou of denial :coolcowboy:

and I am also riding wih the one that has the elfs sister.

spk1 01-16-2011 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3298669)
From what I understand the first video is how the mares cat looks when you drive it:evilb:

the second video, well if any one of us had a boat that ran like that I would slap my momma.:grinser010:

You would have been just fine in the mares cat, you have to clear the wind screen to get wet, :evilb: :evilb:

mba1620 01-16-2011 04:57 PM

WooHoo. Two ball busting topics going on at once. This thread is waking up .

Big Andy, you cant classify the two friends that you are bringing as your right hand and your left hand.:lolhit:

spk1 01-16-2011 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3298984)
WooHoo. Two ball busting topics going on at once. This thread is waking up .

Big Andy, you cant classify the two friends that you are bringing as your right hand and your left hand.:lolhit:

Now theres Three! :angry-smiley-038:
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...-09-viper.html

spk1 01-16-2011 10:02 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/2162845986.html

Bring your babys, babys mommas, etc and etc, We need 30k each and the BS cruise line to the bahamas can start! :evilb:

spk1 01-16-2011 10:04 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/2162845986.html

We need 30k each, and the BSS bahamas cruise line can start. Whosss comming with me? :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-17-2011 11:31 AM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o36277-en.html

heres a joew special

spk1 01-17-2011 12:27 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2163202541.html

not a bad little clear lake cruiser/fisherman

jeff1000man 01-17-2011 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3299590)
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2163202541.html

not a bad little clear lake cruiser/fisherman

It loks like it is parked at liquidators??

spk1 01-17-2011 03:03 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6106

Is it me, or is this a sweet deal?

jeff1000man 01-17-2011 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3299701)
http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6106

Is it me, or is this a sweet deal?

did you see how many hours are on it??

but yeah, it would be a good boat over here,

spk1 01-17-2011 09:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3299712)
did you see how many hours are on it??

but yeah, it would be a good boat over here,

I have not checked the hours, I might spend some time over there tomorrow, so I will see, its been there a little while,
last week the min bid was 18k

Trojan-man 01-17-2011 10:05 PM

Well dont look at anymore sail boats or I'm Comin to repo the ciggy and yes I will get magic in the cabin

jeff1000man 01-17-2011 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3299975)
I have not checked the hours, I might spend some time over there tomorrow, so I will see, its been there a little while,
last week the min bid was 18k

It says it on the AD. They are both over 1000 hours.

Pretty worn out if you ask me.

bigandy 01-18-2011 09:12 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3300020)
It says it on the AD. They are both over 1000 hours.

Pretty worn out if you ask me.


how many hours on the sea ray? what is it doing up at TMR??

wstultz 01-18-2011 09:14 AM

Well boys, good news, i got to keep the finger. My throttle hand is alive and well. Good to see all the volunteers at the Christmas party on Saturday and good to know the TOPPS club is alive and well for another year. Great job Jeff and Trojan Man.

joew. 01-18-2011 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300217)
Well boys, good news, i got to keep the finger. My throttle hand is alive and well. Good to see all the volunteers at the Christmas party on Saturday and good to know the TOPPS club is alive and well for another year. Great job Jeff and Trojan Man.

Good to hear bud. If anything changes, I will cut it off for free! What are friends for, right?

bigandy 01-18-2011 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3300269)
Good to hear bud. If anything changes, I will cut it off for free! What are friends for, right?

and i will cauterize the wound with a blow torch.... im just sayin, someone has too.

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3300215)
how many hours on the sea ray? what is it doing up at TMR??

about that many, and taking out the engine that is worn out.

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3300269)
Good to hear bud. If anything changes, I will cut it off for free! What are friends for, right?

He can probably get it done with a butter knfe and a hamburger flipper :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 01-18-2011 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300217)
Well boys, good news, i got to keep the finger. My throttle hand is alive and well. Good to see all the volunteers at the Christmas party on Saturday and good to know the TOPPS club is alive and well for another year. Great job Jeff and Trojan Man.

Shewwwww, :picard1:Thats good to hear! I bet next time you will think twice before you stick your finger in a strippers butthole. :party-smiley-048:

wstultz 01-18-2011 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3300476)
Shewwwww, :picard1:Thats good to hear! I bet next time you will think twice before you stick your finger in a strippers butthole. :party-smiley-048:

LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They then had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

spk1 01-18-2011 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300633)
LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They them had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

Its crazy how long it took them to find a tumor, glad to hear the source has been located, that constant pain was a bunch of bs!

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300633)
LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They then had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

So, Cadaver bone???? That brings a whole new meaning to wondering where a finger has been.

Wasn't there a movie about transplanting a hand or something like that??

What was the outcome in that situation??

joew. 01-18-2011 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3300633)
LOL! yes i will. I'm waiting to get the pictures from the doc but they apparently they dug a tumor out of the bone the size of a milk dud. They then had to fill in the hole in the bone with cadaver bone. We'll see in a week or so when i can take the wrap off how nasty it is.

Man.... That could have come from anywhere. A chick, random black pimp, The drummer from Def Lep's arm, or even Micheal Jackson...

I would say I purchased Ronnie Lott's finger off ebay and that it has been frozen since 1985 when Ronnie decided to cut off his own pinky so he could continue to play in the season finale against the Cowboys.

That sounds way better then what ever f ags finger you really got. Man imagine how many dudes butts that thing has been in, nasty:evilb::evilb:

joew. 01-18-2011 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3300640)
So, Cadaver bone???? That brings a whole new meaning to wondering where a finger has been.

Wasn't there a movie about transplanting a hand or something like that??

What was the outcome in that situation??

I think the hook is always a good option

jeff1000man 01-18-2011 04:52 PM

Come by the shop. We are almost finished over there.

All the new blue stuff looks a lot better. :coolcowboy:

spk1 01-18-2011 08:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

chad and wade as kids,

spk1 01-18-2011 08:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

Baby Banana

spk1 01-19-2011 07:29 PM

An entire day with no posts at all?

spk1 01-19-2011 11:58 PM

:picard1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibX9BqeN4k

spk1 01-20-2011 12:05 AM

When you guys are not here, theres only one place Id guess you were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGmHsg_PPes

wstultz 01-20-2011 11:22 AM

Jeffwoman1000000000 is the Nortech ready to run yet???

jeff1000man 01-20-2011 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3302135)
When you guys are not here, theres only one place Id guess you were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGmHsg_PPes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9eZxpV3VA&feature=fvw

jeff1000man 01-20-2011 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3302446)
Jeffwoman1000000000 is the Nortech ready to run yet???

Waiting on a box to get here with a few fittings. Need to finish hooking up cables and wires under the dash, hatch ram, bunch of little punch list stuff. Check the timing.

Gonna shoot for sat morning if the weather is OK. Havn't checked the weather yet.

jeff1000man 01-20-2011 04:14 PM

These chicks need something a little more interesting to do.

http://www.weather.com/outlook/video...r-at--22-19419

wstultz 01-21-2011 06:23 PM

This is funny. I didn't know there was a return policy at national liquidators.....basterds. I heard it went last time for $48K. My offer was $57K.....

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6282


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