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tomtbone1993 02-15-2010 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3046787)
I think I started to thaw out yesterday afternoon...that was a COOOOLLLLLLDDDDD ride, but dang it was fun. Can't wait to get her out in Clear Lake and rip it up out there. Should be a great summer!!

Thanks again Jeff.

The cool thing is Jeffro put in a 4 cylinder and one of these.....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9XAC-BvUyo&feature=player_embedded#[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 02-15-2010 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3047354)
The cool thing is Jeffro put in a 4 cylinder and one of these.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9XAC...ayer_embedded#

No. But I did put in this, but I apparently need to learn how to properly pirate audio tracks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liNfIafd0JY

jeff1000man 02-15-2010 09:35 PM

Of course there is always this oldie but goodie. Nothing till :22 +-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1qa...eature=channel

joew. 02-15-2010 11:13 PM

I assume the smooth operater utube post was blank. if so that is funny.

On the other hand I think the new 42 is going to be one bad azz som biatch!!!!

joew. 02-15-2010 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3047339)

I wish I had the balls. No excuses like I don't want blowers or I don't like the colors.... jUST NO BALLS:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 02-16-2010 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3047433)
I assume the smooth operater utube post was blank. if so that is funny.

On the other hand I think the new 42 is going to be one bad azz som biatch!!!!

No. Not blank. I am not that forward thinking. You just have to fast forward it around 20-25 seconds. For some reason the early part came out blank

jeff1000man 02-16-2010 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3047435)
I wish I had the balls. No excuses like I don't want blowers or I don't like the colors.... jUST NO BALLS:angry-smiley-038:

WOW. Needed that for the archives :bsflag:

mba1620 02-16-2010 11:50 AM

Kevin,

Check your PM box

bigandy 02-17-2010 07:26 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3047435)
I wish I had the balls. No excuses like I don't want blowers or I don't like the colors.... jUST NO BALLS:angry-smiley-038:

Well thats ok... wouldnt Kim be the one buying it???:evilb::kiss::evilb:

bigandy 02-17-2010 07:31 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3047435)
I wish I had the balls. No excuses like I don't want blowers or I don't like the colors.... jUST NO BALLS:angry-smiley-038:

btw, dont beat yourself up cause this shiat is fake as the tractor i tried to buy off of craigs list............. it is way to cheap but just expensive enough to think its not cheap !!! :)

joew. 02-17-2010 07:36 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3048419)
Well thats ok... wouldnt Kim be the one buying it???:evilb::kiss::evilb:

real funny.

When is the last time you got laid not counting you porn?

wstultz 02-17-2010 09:56 AM

Cheap throw down....http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1604527140.html

wstultz 02-17-2010 09:56 AM

Cheap bat boat.....http://orlando.craigslist.org/boa/1602769279.html

spk1 02-17-2010 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3048531)

joe should buy that

jeff1000man 02-17-2010 01:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCvNX...eature=related

bigandy 02-18-2010 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3048430)
real funny.

When is the last time you got laid not counting you porn?

1 year and 13 days, thanks for remembering.... which means im still ahead of Jeffro :)

oh and really, "married guy" bragging about getting laid....

thats the same as me bragging about how i enjoyed the steak i had yesterday.... duhhhh, i fuqin bought it so why on earth would i brag about enjoying it, I paid for it and it is MINE!!!

jeff, apparently new presidence has been set, you can start bragging about the hand jobs you get from the japanese animated poster above your bed!!!

btw, as long as we are all opening up... being sober makes pooping take longer but you make up for the time with the easy of wiping and not having to clean the back of the bowl :evilb::evilb:

and who uses youporn anymore since your brother introduced us to the wonder that is porn in HD.... REDTUBE :)

Trojan-man 02-18-2010 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3049310)
1 year and 13 days, thanks for remembering.... which means im still ahead of Jeffro :)

so all of the stories you have told me have been false ???:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

joew. 02-18-2010 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3049607)
so all of the stories you have told me have been false ???:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

Kinda what I was thinking.

Rcolter 02-18-2010 03:36 PM

Underage stuff is not allowed to be discussed.

Rule number one you dont talk about the fight club

joew. 02-18-2010 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3048555)
joe should buy that

I will ask Kim:rolleyes:

mba1620 02-18-2010 05:14 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/p...faw-200-a.html

tomtbone1993 02-19-2010 12:36 AM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrwJ7jdacrY[/YOUTUBE]

bigandy 02-19-2010 07:12 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3050096)

bring amber lamps cause i am gonn fuq u up!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOYTqjWlVk0&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice......... ............ :lolhit::hitit::angry-smiley-038:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Q&annotation_id=annotation_25575 8&feature=iv[/YOUTUBE]

ooohhh he do it again but this is a little harsh..... if i got tased for drinking vodka i would be in BIIIIGGGGG trouble!!!

Rcolter 02-19-2010 09:27 AM

Three Monkey Transport

http://www.salvagedirect.com/asp/vie...?itemid=758722

BY U BOY 02-19-2010 11:15 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS9CbKdhNhk

WBM mortal kombat style.:coolcowboy::evilb:

wstultz 02-19-2010 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3050096)

That should be an "owned" poster!:lolhit:

wstultz 02-19-2010 12:17 PM

Anybody want to help me build a halfpipe in my yard? I'm going to see if i can kill myself before I get too old.

spk1 02-19-2010 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3050413)
Anybody want to help me build a halfpipe in my yard? I'm going to see if i can kill myself before I get too old.

Cool, You might want to use the extra wood to build a dog house, lol cause if theres a half pipe in her yard when she gets home chances are you will need a place to stay. :evilb:

jeff1000man 02-19-2010 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3050476)
Cool, You might want to use the extra wood to build a dog house, lol cause if theres a half pipe in her yard when she gets home chances are you will need a place to stay. :evilb:

Are you talking about Megan, or Monica? :evilb: :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 02-19-2010 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3050476)
Cool, You might want to use the extra wood to build a dog house, lol cause if theres a half pipe in her yard when she gets home chances are you will need a place to stay. :evilb:

My entire house is the dog house. You're forgetting that I live in the shop. :) When I build a real house out there things may change. Then i will be sent to the shop. Either way it's a win-win. LOL

wstultz 02-19-2010 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3050537)
My entire house is the dog house. You're forgetting that I live in the shop. :) When I build a real house out there things may change. Then i will be sent to the shop. Either way it's a win-win. LOL

I'll go ahead and save Andy the effort and save it for his imaginary archives.:party-smiley-004:

spk1 02-19-2010 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3050096)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Q

uh ohhhh :evilb:

spk1 02-19-2010 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3050485)
Are you talking about Megan, or Monica? :evilb: :party-smiley-004:

Does it really matter, lol :evilb:

wstultz 02-19-2010 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3050544)
Does it really matter, lol :evilb:

When are you and the Mares coming this way with the fam for a family boating excursion? Or are you going to make us wait until Key West to meet everyone and hang out?

spk1 02-19-2010 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3050553)
When are you and the Mares coming this way with the fam for a family boating excursion? Or are you going to make us wait until Key West to meet everyone and hang out?

I will come that way in the summer,

joew. 02-20-2010 08:41 AM

Looks like a good day to hit the lake. I will be at the marina mid morning. If anyone else is going out give me a call.

jeff1000man 02-20-2010 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3050553)
When are you and the Mares coming this way with the fam for a family boating excursion? Or are you going to make us wait until Key West to meet everyone and hang out?

Running the Mares would require turing the key and starting the engines. Not sure that is going to happen, but I bet the little Scarab will show up here. :coolcowboy:

spk1 02-20-2010 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3050957)
Running the Mares would require turing the key and starting the engines. Not sure that is going to happen, but I bet the little Scarab will show up here. :coolcowboy:

Something else may show up there, sale pending on the mares cat. :coolcowboy: And the scarab may be traded for a pretty sick 2002 z06 vette this weekend.

spk1 02-20-2010 11:06 AM

But untill then Im taking the scarab out to miami by water, and seeing how far up the keys I can get. :drink:

tomtbone1993 02-20-2010 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3050987)
Something else may show up there, sale pending on the mares cat. :coolcowboy: And the scarab may be traded for a pretty sick 2002 z06 vette this weekend.

02/18/10 EL PASO Regular $15,000 74,253 Avg YELLOW 8G Yes
02/12/10 NEVADA Regular $14,300 50,364 Below BLACK 8G A No
02/11/10 DARLNTON Regular $16,500 73,529 Avg BLACK 8G M Yes
02/10/10 W PALM Regular $20,950 31,842 Above Black 8CY M Yes
02/04/10 MANHEIM Lease $22,750 37,672 Above YELLOW 8G 6 No
02/04/10 CHICAGO Lease $19,500 49,825 Avg BLACK 8G 6 Yes
02/02/10 FAAO Regular $21,000 39,129 Above SILVER 8G 6 Yes
01/27/10 DALLAS Regular $14,600 78,586 Below SILVER 8G 6 Yes


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