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wstultz 05-26-2010 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3120192)
Lets keep it going...

You suck balls!:evilb:

joew. 05-26-2010 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3120248)
You suck balls!:evilb:

Why do you still have stuphen in your boat id?

:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 05-26-2010 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3120266)
Why do you still have stuphen in your boat id?

:party-smiley-004:

Why does a posi tract on a pontiac work?

Good point as I will hopefully be a Ciggy man I should remove that.

Eat a Di(k.

joew. 05-26-2010 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3120287)
Why does a posi tract on a pontiac work?

Good point as I will hopefully be a Ciggy man I should remove that.

Eat a Di(k.

Make sure to use spk1s shipper:eek:

spk1 05-26-2010 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3120330)
Make sure to use spk1s shipper:eek:

buy local, :angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 05-26-2010 12:04 PM

Lawmakers To Look At Legalizing Gambling
By Mary Benton

POSTED: Wednesday, May 26, 2010
UPDATED: 6:40 am CDT May 26, 2010

HOUSTON -- With a projected $18 billion budget shortfall forcing some state agencies to cut services and layoff employees, some Texas lawmakers say it's time to take another look at legalizing gambling, KPRC Local 2 reported Tuesday.

WATCH IT: State Lawmakers May Consider Legalizing Gambling

State Rep. Garnet Coleman, a Houston Democrat, said he will hold a forum on gaming this summer. The goal is to educate his fellow lawmakers about the pros and cons of expanding gaming to include casinos and slot machines.

"We want to make sure that if we're going down this road, that it's the right road and everyone has their eyes wide open," said Coleman.

The state lawmaker's pitch to study the idea comes on the heels of a new poll that shows Texans favor legalizing gambling to help meet the state's budget problems.

The telephone poll, conducted by Rasmussen, showed that 57 percent of respondents supported casino gambling in Texas, 33 percent opposed it and 10 percent were undecided.

The new push and poll numbers, however, have not swayed Texas Gov. Rick Perry.

While in Houston Tuesday, Perry said that his position on gaming has not changed.

"I think it's a very poor way for Texas to fund its public schools and government operations," said Perry, who pointed out that lottery and horseback racing are legal alternatives for Texas residents.

While lawmakers go back and forth over the controversial plan, a bus company in northeast Houston continues to operate daily round trips to casinos in Louisiana.

Johnny Atkins said he makes the trip at least once a month, but would keep his money in Texas if lawmakers legalized slot machines.

"We got scratch off in Texas, but we can't have the machines? It doesn't make sense," said Atkins.

Coleman said all aspects of gaming should be examined.

"What will it mean to have a casino in our back yard, instead of flying to Las Vegas or going to Louisiana?" Coleman asked.

joew. 05-26-2010 02:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MVZqmLAXEw

Here you go guys. A little something so you can remember the water and ole days all at aonce!!!!

bigandy 05-26-2010 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3119588)
Don't act like you don't know first hand

She would have been able to KNOOOW the truth if you hadnt married cockblock betty and then brought her to Wadegans wedding.... " oh sweetie, your so drunk go sleep in my daughters room... there is a lock on the door and everything.... " :lolhit:

EVERYBODY loves a lil night fishing... as long as some of the parties involved stay asleep :)

oh well.... you make it out to the warehouse and find me some plastic and see what makes the positrac on a pontiac work yet?? :)

LCBoater22 05-26-2010 03:09 PM

That reminds me... Did Kim ever get my thank you card??? :woohoo:

bigandy 05-26-2010 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3120558)
That reminds me... Did Kim ever get my thank you card??? :woohoo:

Yup, i saw it the other day its on the mantel... it says

Dear CBB,

thanks for allowing me to stay in your home the other evening i appreciate your hospitality... I would have rather stayed in the tahoe with landing strip and the human mammography machine but by pulling me out of the truck and putting me in bed you took away my excuse of being drunk and uninhibited and therefore i had the pleasure of a hangover the next day without the guilt free banging and carnival circus show that would have surely taken place had you left me in the confines of the suburban.... ( they are only called taho's when i am a passenger )

thanks again for everything, although i slept alone that evening I would still suggest you wash your sheets....

fondest wishes,
miniature dancing banana






:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-26-2010 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3119358)
:point::stupid:

nothing just posted a cheap 40ft hull i didn't reliaze that was a crime......


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ml#post3120650

How was Obama's speach??? we all know you didn't purchase a boat you couldn't fit in.....:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 05-26-2010 06:39 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3120643)
Yup, i saw it the other day its on the mantel... it says

Dear CBB,

thanks for allowing me to stay in your home the other evening i appreciate your hospitality... I would have rather stayed in the tahoe with landing strip and the human mammography machine but by pulling me out of the truck and putting me in bed you took away my excuse of being drunk and uninhibited and therefore i had the pleasure of a hangover the next day without the guilt free banging and carnival circus show that would have surely taken place had you left me in the confines of the suburban.... ( they are only called taho's when i am a passenger )

thanks again for everything, although i slept alone that evening I would still suggest you wash your sheets....

fondest wishes,
miniature dancing banana






:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Nice.....

I heard this was your response from that evening...


BigAndy- "I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went."

bigandy 05-26-2010 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3120670)
Nice.....

I heard this was your response from that evening...


BigAndy- "I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went."

no i think it was.... "you dont have to do the durty with me tonight but dont be posting on the BS thread either cause that is a no cum dumpster zone" :coolcowboy:

anyone know the difference between a bitsch and a slut??? :evilb:

mba1620 05-27-2010 09:42 AM

So what are the Memorial Weekend Plans:

Let me Guess:
WStultz will be at Bed and Bath then doing some gardening.
TBone will be at 105 all weekend trying to get people to stop by for a beer and a wrench.
BigAndy will be sleeping.
ByUBoy will be playing Baby Daddy.
Colter will be at Old Navy for the Out of School, Memorial Day Sale Buy one Kids T get one free.
SPK 1 will be living it up at South Beach but wishing he was with Stultz at BBB.
Boatman will be working at TMR because he took his vacation
last week.
Jeffro will still be low balling on the NorTech deal adding to his fleet of constant projects.
And finally
Trojanman with the only running boat, will take a lap on Conroe, see no one, and then will put the boat back on trailer.
:evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3120501)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MVZqmLAXEw

Here you go guys. A little something so you can remember the water and ole days all at aonce!!!!

Look out sandbar, who drives like that? WOW

KSims1868 05-27-2010 11:14 AM

Wow - lots of recent BS'ing going on.
Summers heatin up - can't wait to get out on the water some more. I've only been able to run the Excalibur 3 times since bringing it home - runs like a top.

Jeff - did I see a post that you bought a Nor-Tec? Freaking SWEET!!

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3120667)
nothing just posted a cheap 40ft hull i didn't reliaze that was a crime......


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ml#post3120650

How was Obama's speach??? we all know you didn't purchase a boat you couldn't fit in.....:party-smiley-004:

I fit in that boat just fine. It is gonna need some work, but I think it will be worth it.

XR's and sportmasters on the back. 16" wheel trailer. Engines turn over fine. One of them overheated so bad that it melted the hatch, but it still turns over fine. Might not actually be blown up. I will find out after I go get it. Has a little dock rash, but it should all buff out. It;s got a mile of clear coat on it, so it has plenty of room for polishing. Everything is very simple to work on under the hatch. All the switches and electrical works. Needs all the upholstery re done. It is really bad. Huge engine hatch. I am gonna take the scoops off for now, since they are just bolted on. Make a large swim pad back there. It was a decent buy. Looking forward to running it.

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3121276)
Wow - lots of recent BS'ing going on.
Summers heatin up - can't wait to get out on the water some more. I've only been able to run the Excalibur 3 times since bringing it home - runs like a top.

Jeff - did I see a post that you bought a Nor-Tec? Freaking SWEET!!

Email me some pics of that thing in the water, and some video of that engine. Never took any of the finished project.

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3121190)
So what are the Memorial Weekend Plans:

Let me Guess:
WStultz will be at Bed and Bath then doing some gardening.
TBone will be at 105 all weekend trying to get people to stop by for a beer and a wrench.
BigAndy will be sleeping.
ByUBoy will be playing Baby Daddy.
Colter will be at Old Navy for the Out of School, Memorial Day Sale Buy one Kids T get one free.
SPK 1 will be living it up at South Beach but wishing he was with Stultz at BBB.
Boatman will be working at TMR because he took his vacation
last week.
Jeffro will still be low balling on the NorTech deal adding to his fleet of constant projects.
And finally
Trojanman with the only running boat, will take a lap on Conroe, see no one, and then will put the boat back on trailer.
:evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

Probably pretty acurate.

BY U BOY 05-27-2010 11:32 AM

Runs like a top huh? Guess Mush had someone else build that mill:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3121298)
Runs like a top huh? Guess Mush had someone else build that mill:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

I have more than a few of them out there running like tops while you were buried in your little troll cave eating cakes and pies. :evilb::evilb:

By the way, I still hav ethat crank in my shop if you ever get around to working on your little bath tub toy.

BY U BOY 05-27-2010 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3121301)
I have more than a few of them out there running like tops while you were buried in your little troll cave eating cakes and pies. :evilb:

By the way, I still hav ethat crank in my shop if you ever get around to working on your little bath tub toy.

One of these days I will get motivated and fix it. Really thinking of buying something with egg beaters like that Activator.

Get it right its sheet cake:)

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3121305)
One of these days I will get motivated and fix it. Really thinking of buying something with egg beaters like that Activator.

Get it right its sheet cake:)

That is how it starts. Soon you will have a never ending line of projects.

tomtbone1993 05-27-2010 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3121286)
Probably pretty acurate.

other than "the inside guys" going to Bimini......i will be wrenching on my rig....no big deal thanks to boatman for reminding me that I have not driven a boat in 11 months...:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121323)
other than "the inside guys" going to Bimini......i will be wrenching on my rig....no big deal thanks to boatman for reminding me that I have not driven a boat in 11 months...:party-smiley-004:

I am sure you have an open invitation over there as well. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2010 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3121344)
I am sure you have an open invitation over there as well. :coolcowboy:

I heard about the trip from Dave @ Inland when I called and asked for some parts..........no big deal.....you guys have a good time:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121349)
I heard about the trip from Dave @ Inland when I called and asked for some parts..........no big deal.....you guys have a good time:party-smiley-004:

Dave knows all. He has it covered with the security cameras all over town.

joew. 05-27-2010 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121349)
I heard about the trip from Dave @ Inland when I called and asked for some parts..........no big deal.....you guys have a good time:party-smiley-004:

You should answer the phone.

boatman22 05-27-2010 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121323)
other than "the inside guys" going to Bimini......i will be wrenching on my rig....no big deal thanks to boatman for reminding me that I have not driven a boat in 11 months...:party-smiley-004:

Damn I cancel the Bahamas trip because no one wanted to go....:bsflag:

spk1 05-27-2010 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121323)
other than "the inside guys" going to Bimini......i will be wrenching on my rig....no big deal thanks to boatman for reminding me that I have not driven a boat in 11 months...:party-smiley-004:

You know theres no Inside group with me, and if there was you'd be one, these trips to the bahamas have been happenning every other week, and will probably continue for the summer, I have only made one, and Ive been sick, still feeling it even, so wasnt too sure about this trip, Im not good at scheduling and these things keep happening last minute, hell jeff knows when they are going before I do most of the time, but if you guys stay in touch with me weekly, I can usually keep you informed,

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3121478)
You know theres no Inside group with me, and if there was you'd be one, these trips to the bahamas have been happenning every other week, and will probably continue for the summer, I have only made one, and Ive been sick, still feeling it even, so wasnt too sure about this trip, Im not good at scheduling and these things keep happening last minute, hell jeff knows when they are going before I do most of the time, but if you guys stay in touch with me weekly, I can usually keep you informed,

I didn't know about this one, but I'm glad I found out. This time is going to be awesome and spk1 needs to be wearing sun screen beofore he decides to wrestle with a 650lb shark for 4 hours. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-27-2010 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3121407)
Damn I cancel the Bahamas trip because no one wanted to go....:bsflag:

:lolhit::angry-smiley-038::kiss:

LCBoater22 05-27-2010 02:57 PM

Jeff - as a token of our appreciation of your continued financial support (when you pay your bill) at TMR Marine Center, LLC, we would like to award you with this complimentary shirt. Thank you for your business (sort of).
Sincerely,
Miniature Dancing Red Banana
Sexretary
TMR Marine Center

http://webmail.aol.com/31793-112/aol...wMail&partId=0

mba1620 05-27-2010 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121323)
i will be wrenching on my rig....no big deal thanks to boatman for reminding me that I have not driven a boat in 11 months...:party-smiley-004:


Can you break away a little while Saturday afternoon for a couple drinks at Pappa's??

spk1 05-27-2010 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3121506)
Jeff - as a token of our appreciation of your continued financial support (when you pay your bill) at TMR Marine Center, LLC, we would like to award you with this complimentary shirt. Thank you for your business (sort of).
Sincerely,
Miniature Dancing Red Banana
Sexretary
TMR Marine Center

http://webmail.aol.com/31793-112/aol...wMail&partId=0

Secretary?WTF? Who the Fu(k is going to bring us our drinks now? :evilb: :evilb:

LCBoater22 05-27-2010 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3121598)
Secretary?WTF? Who the Fu(k is going to bring us our drinks now? :evilb: :evilb:

Your fu(king old ladies!!! Right after they bring you sammiches!!:bsflag: NOT.

http://webmail.aol.com/31793-112/aol...wMail&partId=3

tomtbone1993 05-27-2010 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3121533)
Can you break away a little while Saturday afternoon for a couple drinks at Pappa's??

coon azz its Papas not pappas.......no i will be working:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2010 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3121605)
Your fu(king old ladies!!! Right after they bring you sammiches!!:bsflag: NOT.

http://webmail.aol.com/31793-112/aol...wMail&partId=3

can you quit posting chit from AOL.....no one uses that garbage....that might explain the virus you hooked up TMR with....:coolcowboy:

mba1620 05-27-2010 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121671)
coon azz its Papas not pappas.......no i will be working:coolcowboy:

Settle down there Sasquatch.:evilb: Nobody is buying Land Rovers :p

Sunday it is. See you then

wstultz 05-27-2010 10:28 PM

Old School, Pre-beak excalibur fountain......

http://www.racingjunk.com/category/1...ecutioner.html


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