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boatman22 07-08-2010 07:32 PM

Where is the video of joeW pissing on the motors when this boat overheated!!!!!!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34914-en.html

tomtbone1993 07-09-2010 01:37 AM

Nothing like waiting to the last phuckin minute...

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Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 07/09/2010.


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Tracking Number: 1ZFF67130147095241 Status: In Transit - On Time
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In Transit - On Time Scheduled Delivery Date: 07/09/2010 Shipped To: CONROE, TX, US Shipped/Billed On: 07/08/2010 Type: Package Service: NEXT DAY AIR Weight: 32.00 Lbs Multiple Packages: 4 Need to send e-mail notifications?
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Location Date Local Time DescriptionWhat's This?
ROCKFORD, IL, US 07/08/2010 11:29 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
OSHKOSH, WI, US 07/08/2010 8:30 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/08/2010 6:22 P.M. ORIGIN SCAN
US 07/08/2010 5:49 P.M. BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED

wstultz 07-09-2010 08:57 AM

It wouldn't be B.S. Thread or Club 105 if it wasn't last minute.

jeff1000man 07-09-2010 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3154535)
Nothing like waiting to the last phuckin minute...

Tracking Detail Help

Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 07/09/2010.


Tracking Information
Tracking Number: 1ZFF67130147095241 Status: In Transit - On Time
Your shipment is moving within the UPS network and should be delivered on the Scheduled Delivery Date. A shipment can remain in this status until it is delivered. Other than time-definite air deliveries, shipments are generally delivered anytime between the hours of 9 a.m. and 7 p.m. (and sometimes later) to residences, and by close of business for commercial addresses. UPS cannot schedule a specific delivery time within that window.

What should I do if I'm expecting a delivery?
This is the most up-to-date information about the status of your shipment. For residential deliveries that require a signature, you can leave instructions for the driver if no one will be home. For example, you can ask that it be delivered to a neighbor who will be home. Shipments that don't require a signature can be left in a safe place at the driver's discretion.


In Transit - On Time Scheduled Delivery Date: 07/09/2010 Shipped To: CONROE, TX, US Shipped/Billed On: 07/08/2010 Type: Package Service: NEXT DAY AIR Weight: 32.00 Lbs Multiple Packages: 4 Need to send e-mail notifications?
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Location Date Local Time DescriptionWhat's This?
ROCKFORD, IL, US 07/08/2010 11:29 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
OSHKOSH, WI, US 07/08/2010 8:30 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/08/2010 6:22 P.M. ORIGIN SCAN
US 07/08/2010 5:49 P.M. BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED

How many times have I told you that my neighbor is the center manager in Conroe??? If you need a package early, all I have to do is call over and tell him not to put it on the truck and you can go get it.

tomtbone1993 07-10-2010 05:07 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3154911)
How many times have I told you that my neighbor is the center manager in Conroe??? If you need a package early, all I have to do is call over and tell him not to put it on the truck and you can go get it.

When your neighbor runs CMI let me know.....UPS did their job:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 07-10-2010 05:08 AM

BTW phuck boats..........

jeff1000man 07-10-2010 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3155123)
BTW phuck boats..........

Did you get it running?

BY U BOY 07-10-2010 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3155199)
Did you get it running?

The new name is Fu*k CMI:evilb:

jeff1000man 07-10-2010 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3155220)
The new name is Fu*k CMI:evilb:

I heard it was running like a champ all afternoon.

Glad to heard some one has a little piece of mind.

Maybe one of these days, I can enjoy that as well.

Hope everyone had a good time today. The new toy made it in about 2:30 AM thanks to some quick thinking by SPF100 and Spk1. I have no idea how they pulled that off, but I sure am glad they did. Thanks gentlemen and I will have rides for ya'll when it hits the water.

jeff1000man 07-10-2010 08:51 PM

OH, and PS. Fu(k Del Lago

BY U BOY 07-10-2010 09:26 PM

Wade let me know if it is cool to come by tomorrow to break my mill down.. Jeff I need to try and get that crank from you so I can maybe enjoy a day on the water this summer.

BY U BOY 07-10-2010 09:29 PM

Teen Wolf, I am glad you got your chit running smooth you deserve it.

mba1620 07-11-2010 08:32 AM

Details on who won the cash??? And if its Trent, then he cant play anymore!!:party-smiley-004:

boatman22 07-11-2010 11:30 AM

Details...who won the PR and who won the Calcutta?:coolcowboy: Who got kicked out of Del lago?

wstultz 07-11-2010 11:02 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3155724)
Details...who won the PR and who won the Calcutta?:coolcowboy: Who got kicked out of Del lago?

Fu(k Del Lago!

jeff1000man 07-12-2010 07:21 AM

You really have to give the credit to Bill for bringing INXS to the poker run so Willis would have a ride.

He couldn't get Willis' rig finished in time, so he brought up INXS for him to ride in so we didn't have to scratch his boat.

How many other shops would do that for a customer???:coolcowboy:

joew. 07-12-2010 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3156095)
You really have to give the credit to Bill for bringing INXS to the poker run so Willis would have a ride.

He couldn't get Willis' rig finished in time, so he brought up INXS for him to ride in so we didn't have to scratch his boat.

How many other shops would do that for a customer???:coolcowboy:

I would buy a broken boat to leave there for that sweet ride!

jeff1000man 07-12-2010 07:54 AM

I was just on the phone with an insured and I farted and it was so loud that she stopped talking for a second, and then ended the conversation. :cool-smiley-011::poopoo:

joew. 07-12-2010 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3156107)
I was just on the phone with an insured and I farted and it was so loud that she stopped talking for a second, and then ended the conversation. :cool-smiley-011::poopoo:

Was it the fart or the heavy breathing followed by "you sound like you have a nice rack" that got her off the phone?:drink:

jeff1000man 07-12-2010 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3156248)
Was it the fart or the heavy breathing followed by "you sound like you have a nice rack" that got her off the phone?:drink:

It might have been the, "you sound old enough to have removeable teeth". :evilb::evilb:

bigandy 07-12-2010 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3155724)
Details...who won the PR and who won the Calcutta?:coolcowboy: Who got kicked out of Del lago?

i dont know how i didnt... btw a pitcher of vodka is only $60 and is worth every penny!! :)

:lolhit:

not taking anything away from lil bill but if you spend the kinda money wicked willie spends in there you would expect a loaner boat :) it was definately the second fastest boat on the lake that day...... and veryyyy cool to watch!!!

jeff1000man 07-12-2010 06:37 PM

Port runs fine. Now let's see what is wrong with the starboard or broken one...........

Those pro chargers sure sound sweeeeeeetttttt............

wstultz 07-13-2010 09:59 AM

Got to love this.....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ml#post3156983

I'm going to buy land and build a house on the noisiest most partied on part of the lake so I can be right in the action. Oh, but i don't like noise so i'm going to piss and moan until everyone is kicked out of this cove that they have been partying in for 20 years....awesome.

LCBoater22 07-13-2010 05:18 PM

Heading to Outback with TrojanWoman (http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...90312_2736.jpg) after work today, like everyone USED to, for cold Bud Light and Cheese Fries (see: Michelob Ultra and salad). Boatman; if for any reason I don't come to work tomorrow, it is legit and someone hacked into my OSO account and wrote this. That is all! :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 07-13-2010 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3157624)
Heading to Outback with TrojanWoman (http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...90312_2736.jpg) after work today, like everyone USED to, for cold Bud Light and Cheese Fries (see: Michelob Ultra and salad). Boatman; if for any reason I don't come to work tomorrow, it is legit and someone hacked into my OSO account and wrote this. That is all! :coolcowboy:

have fun.....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoJCV_4QZvY&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

LCBoater22 07-13-2010 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3157652)

LOL! :bsflag: I have a driver! :) Plus, it's a school night. You're all welcome to join. We'll sit on opposite sides of the bar. Boys v Girls.

Slow Poke 07-13-2010 11:42 PM

you guys are so full of Chit it kills me :lolhit:

joew. 07-14-2010 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by Slow Poke (Post 3158011)
you guys are so full of Chit it kills me :lolhit:

True story.

joew. 07-14-2010 09:34 AM

Club 105 is looking strong these days! New fountains, ciggys, nortechs. We are like the Florida Powerboat Club if they all broke down at once:evilb:

Slow Poke 07-14-2010 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3158219)
Club 105 is looking strong these days! New fountains, ciggys, nortechs. We are like the Florida Powerboat Club if they all broke down at once:evilb:


Now that is a true statement I bet :bigbird:

tomtbone1993 07-14-2010 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by Slow Poke (Post 3158273)
Now that is a true statement I bet :bigbird:

who are you??? have you bought us beers before???

jeff1000man 07-14-2010 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3158219)
Club 105 is looking strong these days! New fountains, ciggys, nortechs. We are like the Florida Powerboat Club if they all broke down at once:evilb:

There is 4 boats at club 105. Guy who gets 1 of them in the water first, gets the other 3 boats to buy him a case of beer.

We know that will at least happen before Destin, because T bones Ole lady told him he better have it fixed by then.

Spk1 has the advantage because he has plenty of helpers.

Maybe I will get lucky and have 1 fixed before then. I think i would be a lot happier if I had 1 of those damn boats running.

jeff1000man 07-14-2010 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3157652)

That is awesome.

BY U BOY 07-14-2010 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3158347)
who are you??? have you bought us beers before???

And by beers he means fill up the cooler and come work on boats until the cooler is empty:grinser010:

joew. 07-14-2010 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3158351)
There is 4 boats at club 105. Guy who gets 1 of them in the water first, gets the other 3 boats to buy him a case of beer.

We know that will at least happen before Destin, because T bones Ole lady told him he better have it fixed by then.

Spk1 has the advantage because he has plenty of helpers.

Maybe I will get lucky and have 1 fixed before then. I think i would be a lot happier if I had 1 of those damn boats running.

Poor me:picard1::picard1::picard1:

:drink:

jeff1000man 07-14-2010 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3158459)
Poor me:picard1::picard1::picard1:

:drink:

You need a boat over there so you can get in the on all the fun.

Yo uhave to be tired of never having to work on a boat and being able to use it all the time.

tomtbone1993 07-14-2010 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3158459)
Poor me:picard1::picard1::picard1:

:drink:

This is what Spik1 and Jeffro need to have a chance in hell for their buckets to see the water before Obama is out of office....:lolhit::party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw[/YOUTUBE]

joew. 07-14-2010 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3158466)
You need a boat over there so you can get in the on all the fun.

Yo uhave to be tired of never having to work on a boat and being able to use it all the time.

Speaking of which, I plan on enjoying a little marina time this weekend:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 07-14-2010 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3158470)
This is what Spik1 and Jeffro need to have a chance in hell for their buckets to see the water before Obama is out of office....:lolhit::party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw

All I need is a crane and a weeks worth of evenings, and I could have both of them in the water.

Someone steal a crane from boatman for the week and get it over to 105.

jeff1000man 07-14-2010 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3158477)
Speaking of which, I plan on enjoying a little marina time this weekend:coolcowboy:

Include myself in on that action. Should we plan on grilling Friday night??


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