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LCBoater22 05-28-2010 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3121695)
can you quit posting chit from AOL.....no one uses that garbage....that might explain the virus you hooked up TMR with....:coolcowboy:

That's the only way I can post links to pictures! And, nooo! It was Facebook that I got the virus from!! Geeez!

bigandy 05-29-2010 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3122244)
That's the only way I can post links to pictures! And, nooo! It was Facebook that I got the virus from!! Geeez!

No one doubts you got the virus or that it is now going around TMR but I'm pretty sure you can't get that shiat from a key board..... Even if someone googled your aol after sittin on your facebook........ :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

wstultz 05-29-2010 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3122806)
No one doubts you got the virus or that it is now going around TMR but I'm pretty sure you can't get that shiat from a key board..... Even if someone googled your aol after sittin on your facebook........ :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:



hehe :)

mba1620 05-29-2010 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3122806)
No one doubts you got the virus or that it is now going around TMR but I'm pretty sure you can't get that shiat from a key board..... Even if someone googled your aol after sittin on your facebook........ :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

:drink::drink:

Anybody going to be out and about?

On Time 05-29-2010 05:46 PM

Alright you pervs we're up here at Travis where you can at least see your foot if you're in ankle deep water and there are more MTI's and Eliminators than I have ever seen. So I had to spank a few of 'em to make 'em wish they were back in California. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-29-2010 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3122882)
:drink::drink:

Anybody going to be out and about?

Papa's

On Time 05-31-2010 09:58 PM

Best ever Devil's Cove

jeff1000man 06-01-2010 09:18 AM

Happy Birthday BuyUBoy:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-01-2010 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3123920)
Best ever Devil's Cove

Who cares? It was the best ever Bimini trip. I don't think there was an empty slip on the whole island. Tons of people. fishing was steady, caught some nice ones, beach was awesome.

Joew and Spk1 are now officially marine airplane salvors. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-01-2010 09:22 AM

I guess the time has come to say good bye.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34351-en.html

Wade, just step up and get a 20 year boat note.

wstultz 06-01-2010 09:43 AM

WOW! I may have to join the dark side.....

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/boa/1752171730.html

BY U BOY 06-01-2010 08:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3124138)
Happy Birthday BuyUBoy:coolcowboy:

thanks:grinser010:

jeff1000man 06-01-2010 08:14 PM

:party-smiley-004:

Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3124702)
thanks:grinser010:

I had 25 sheet cakes delivered to the dealership. Did you get them??? :evilb::lolhit:

wstultz 06-01-2010 09:40 PM

Happy birthday Wee man. I've got some old busted up outdrive parts for you.:lolhit:

boatman22 06-02-2010 06:04 AM

Happy Birthday Weeman.......:coolcowboy:

bigandy 06-02-2010 07:47 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3124159)
WOW! I may have to join the dark side.....

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/boa/1752171730.html

holy crap that is awesome!!!

happy birthday weeman... jeff, nice touch on the cakes... i'm sure the elf is gettin tired of cookies by now :)

jeff1000man 06-02-2010 08:47 AM

They are saying tar balls are showing up in pennsacola. Won't be long till they hit Destin. That is gonna suck balls/

wstultz 06-02-2010 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3125068)
They are saying tar balls are showing up in pennsacola. Won't be long till they hit Destin. That is gonna suck balls/

Our entire gulf is trashed and there is not a damn thing we can do. We like HP's that run on dinosaur bones and right now all those bones are pouring out into the gulf. It's only a matter of time before Galveston water goes from brown to black.....or browner.

On Time 06-02-2010 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3124141)
Who cares? It was the best ever Bimini trip. I don't think there was an empty slip on the whole island. Tons of people. fishing was steady, caught some nice ones, beach was awesome.

Joew and Spk1 are now officially marine airplane salvors. :lolhit:

Classic Sour Grapin'. Some of the most awesome young women God ever created sunbathing and moving around me all day long. "Do you mind if I step across your boat?" "No, as long as you stand there a minute and let me talk to you and ask where you're from, etc." Just wonderful! Lots of really cool young people.

jeff1000man 06-02-2010 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3125120)
Classic Sour Grapin'. Some of the most awesome young women God ever created sunbathing and moving around me all day long. "Do you mind if I step across your boat?" "No, as long as you stand there a minute and let me talk to you and ask where you're from, etc." Just wonderful! Lots of really cool young people.

More like, "can you move out of the way creepy old guy? I need to get across there."

Just kidding. I heard it was a blast. I guess one day I will have to make that pilgrimage.

LCBoater22 06-02-2010 10:20 AM

I think I'm in the wrong line of the boating business! Anyone wanna go halvsies on a beach cabin and open up a beachcomber business??


Galveston beachcomber finds $2 million worth of cocaine
By HARVEY RICE
HOUSTON CHRONICLE
June 1, 2010, 9:13PMShare Del.icio.usDiggTwitterYahoo! BuzzFacebookStumbleUponEmail Close [X]GALVESTON — A woman out for a morning stroll on Galveston's East Beach stumbled onto a washed-up bag with 16 bricks of cocaine worth an estimated $2.1 million, police said Tuesday.

The woman, whose name was not in the police report, was walking on the beach near the Beachtown subdivision when she saw a backpack rolling in the surf about 11 a.m. on May 22, Galveston police spokesman Jeff Heyse said.

She used her cell phone to call police, who discovered a black bag containing the cocaine bricks that weighed a total of 37 pounds 2 ounces. Each brick was marked with bar codes and wrapped in a rubber sheet, a large balloon and another plastic layer, Heyse said.

“There were barnacles growing on the bag so you know it was probably in the water a long time,” he said. He said the bricks were so wrapped so well that only four of the bricks had been contaminated by seawater.

The bag contained the first large quantity of drugs washed up on Galveston beaches in at least a decade Heyse said.

No one knows how or where the drugs got in the water, but typically they are thrown overboard when law enforcement attempts to board a smuggler's vessel, he said.

Occasionally drugs wash ashore and the police keep quiet about it in hopes of finding the owner, Heyse said. “Unfortunately there was nothing in the bag that would lead them anywhere,” he said.

Although the amount found was large, it amounts to a fraction of the cocaine brought into the United States, Heyse said. Heyse recalled an entire ship loaded with cocaine being seized several years ago.

Dealers typically dilute the cocaine with baby formula or some other odorless, flavorless material, he said.

The 37 pounds would probably have been turned into 100 pounds of street product, Heyse said, or processed into highly addictive crack cocaine in home laboratories.

jeff1000man 06-02-2010 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3125165)
I think I'm in the wrong line of the boating business! Anyone wanna go halvsies on a beach cabin and open up a beachcomber business??


Galveston beachcomber finds $2 million worth of cocaine
By HARVEY RICE
HOUSTON CHRONICLE
June 1, 2010, 9:13PMShare Del.icio.usDiggTwitterYahoo! BuzzFacebookStumbleUponEmail Close [X]GALVESTON — A woman out for a morning stroll on Galveston's East Beach stumbled onto a washed-up bag with 16 bricks of cocaine worth an estimated $2.1 million, police said Tuesday.

The woman, whose name was not in the police report, was walking on the beach near the Beachtown subdivision when she saw a backpack rolling in the surf about 11 a.m. on May 22, Galveston police spokesman Jeff Heyse said.

She used her cell phone to call police, who discovered a black bag containing the cocaine bricks that weighed a total of 37 pounds 2 ounces. Each brick was marked with bar codes and wrapped in a rubber sheet, a large balloon and another plastic layer, Heyse said.

“There were barnacles growing on the bag so you know it was probably in the water a long time,” he said. He said the bricks were so wrapped so well that only four of the bricks had been contaminated by seawater.

The bag contained the first large quantity of drugs washed up on Galveston beaches in at least a decade Heyse said.

No one knows how or where the drugs got in the water, but typically they are thrown overboard when law enforcement attempts to board a smuggler's vessel, he said.

Occasionally drugs wash ashore and the police keep quiet about it in hopes of finding the owner, Heyse said. “Unfortunately there was nothing in the bag that would lead them anywhere,” he said.

Although the amount found was large, it amounts to a fraction of the cocaine brought into the United States, Heyse said. Heyse recalled an entire ship loaded with cocaine being seized several years ago.

Dealers typically dilute the cocaine with baby formula or some other odorless, flavorless material, he said.

The 37 pounds would probably have been turned into 100 pounds of street product, Heyse said, or processed into highly addictive crack cocaine in home laboratories.

If you are going to do that, then move to Ft. Pierce in FL, where they use metal detectors and find old spanish treasure every week. Probably better odds.

Rcolter 06-02-2010 11:52 AM

Big Andy is a marketing genius!!

http://www.fox5vegas.com/video/23680748/index.html

Trojan-man 06-02-2010 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3125246)

Bigandy is a WOP Genius :lolhit::lolhit:

boatman22 06-02-2010 05:11 PM

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looks like this race team uses only the best oil......must have been following the mush-mouth service plan......:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-02-2010 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3125584)
looks like this race team uses only the best oil......must have been following the mush-mouth service plan......:coolcowboy:

Even i wouldn't use that chit in my rigs.

jeff1000man 06-02-2010 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3125584)
looks like this race team uses only the best oil......must have been following the mush-mouth service plan......:coolcowboy:

Well maybe the Sea Ray since it is a 2 stroke

TxHawk 06-02-2010 09:48 PM

Oh come on, its power steering fluid.

BY U BOY 06-02-2010 09:55 PM

oil is 9 miles SW of pensicola:angry-smiley-038:

TopSpin80 06-03-2010 11:12 AM

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1772861743.html

jeff1000man 06-03-2010 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 3126230)

sweet

LCBoater22 06-03-2010 03:39 PM

Oh, Trojan Man!!!!!!

http://webmail.aol.com/31793-112/aol...wMail&partId=0

jeff1000man 06-03-2010 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3126460)

No way for us non AhOLe users to open that.

joew. 06-03-2010 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3126484)
No way for us non AhOLe users to open that.

What the fu(k is AOL??

jeff1000man 06-03-2010 04:47 PM

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The little red bannana asked that this be shared with you guys. :evilb:

LCBoater22 06-03-2010 04:50 PM

:evilb: Hehehe

Rcolter 06-03-2010 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3126521)
The little red bannana asked that this be shared with you guys. :evilb:

:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 06-03-2010 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3126521)
The little red bannana asked that this be shared with you guys. :evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb: oh its on now !!! :op:

bigandy 06-04-2010 09:58 AM

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfa...e_supposed.php

everything about this is funny but read the comments underneath... they are freakin hilarious!!!

btw red banana, i have wanted to make the sign at moms office read that ever since jewballs said it in concert :) nice one, you really punked baldwick an there is no way he can recover from that and he should just hide his head in shame cause there is no way to top that........... :)

bigandy 06-04-2010 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3126586)
:evilb::evilb::evilb: oh its on now !!! :op:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ48NQjouoE&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/YOUTUBE]

benny hill music makes me laugh....... :)


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