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tomtbone1993 06-28-2010 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3146362)
Looks possible. If not then what is the plan?

if my chit is done I am going to burn a lot of gas and hang on the Noth end....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-28-2010 12:22 PM

DOING

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5165

joew. 06-28-2010 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3146389)
if my chit is done I am going to burn a lot of gas and hang on the Noth end....:coolcowboy:

On Sunday?

tomtbone1993 06-28-2010 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3146425)
On Sunday?

if my chit is done I am going to take off this weekend:)

joew. 06-28-2010 01:58 PM

If we do not have a hurricane the fireworks are scheduled for Waldne and Bentwater at 9:20.

Tom, is Kelly's parents party on Sunday?

What about Saturday?

tomtbone1993 06-28-2010 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3146332)
Probably chain sawing trees and filling up generators

Latest update

you don't think you will get put to work?

jeff1000man 06-28-2010 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3146910)
you don't think you will get put to work?

I will if there is some work to do. The models have been all over the charts today. Mid day they were showin storm would never come north of the border. Now half of them are showing a right turn around Chorpus and through san antonio, one is them is showing a left turn and Mexico City way. That other one is showing going all the way to el paso.

And these are only the 5-6 most accurate modeling systems from last year. If you look at all of them the whole state and part of Mexico is pink.

Just going to depend on how long that front stays in the way as to which way it is going to steer. If the front dies out early, it could turn north early and end up in beumont.

tomtbone1993 06-28-2010 10:43 PM

It was good to see SPF:100 at club 105 this weekend dusting the cob webs off Wet Dreams....:)

jeff1000man 06-28-2010 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3147034)
It was good to see SPF:100 at club 105 this weekend dusting the cob webs off Wet Dreams....:)

Is that 2 weekends in a row that he has had a hall pass?

Trojan-man 06-29-2010 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3145053)
I love it when the Bonita run. :lolhit:

Are Bonitafish big ??

Trojan-man 06-29-2010 12:13 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144992)
****ing French T shirt wearing Fat Elvis

Classic

Terrrra-Terrrrra !!!! :lolhit::lolhit: have you seen my 40 bag ??

Trojan-man 06-29-2010 12:17 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144900)
I always name my buckets after song titles...When I was trying to find a name for the new bucket the name Serenity made sense

Definitions of serenity on the Web:

repose: a disposition free from stress or emotion
peace: the absence of mental stress or anxiety
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn


this phucking one has cause more stress than the last three combined, I should have named it "far from Serenity"

For the sake of my friends and family i better have some tail pipes next week......

I like that name, but I think you should name it "Funk Phenomenon"

bigandy 06-29-2010 08:46 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3147068)
I like that name, but I think you should name it "Funk Phenomenon"

a 42 foot boat that is loud and should go a hundred miles an hour should be named "ill eat your puzzy b4 i fuq u in the butt" or "i will cum in ur face til u look like a glazed donut" not after a Sade song, nor should it be givin a blowboaters name unless blowing in the cabin is what pays for it :lolhit::evilb::coolcowboy: why not just name it watercolors, or bob on this or even peter puffer or tboners delight :)

tomtbone1993 06-29-2010 08:59 AM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A4Km...eature=related[/YOUTUBE]

joew. 06-29-2010 09:43 AM

Well it looks like the storm will be south of us. Is anyone going to make plans for the weekend? I am thinking Pool day Saturday. boat day Sunday with fireworks that night. Monday will be a little r&r day.

Rain is all over the forecast now but that may change as the storm continues to track West.

bigandy 06-29-2010 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3147228)

just cause limp bizkit sings it doesnt meen george michael didnt intend it to be listened too with a cock in ur mouth....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLaYpJavKvA[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 06-29-2010 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3147313)
just cause limp bizkit sings it doesnt meen george michael didnt intend it to be listened too with a cock in ur mouth....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLaYpJavKvA

Limp bizkit.....in no were near God Smack....i am a family man now.....:coolcowboy:

I like the name its on the coast guard documentation...its done, you think its gay don't ride in it:lolhit:


other wise pound sand:coolcowboy:

joew. 06-29-2010 10:58 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHaMV_eXko

How about "miss the water" by Otis Redding

:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3147274)
Well it looks like the storm will be south of us. Is anyone going to make plans for the weekend? I am thinking Pool day Saturday. boat day Sunday with fireworks that night. Monday will be a little r&r day.

Rain is all over the forecast now but that may change as the storm continues to track West.

Don't count your chickens yet, but if I am in town I will come by the pool.

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 11:46 AM

My exhaust finally left yesterday. Be here Thursday. Now If I could just get the boat here. :lolhit:

spk1 06-29-2010 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3147326)
Limp bizkit.....in no were near God Smack....i am a family man now.....:coolcowboy:

I like the name its on the coast guard documentation...its done, you think its gay don't ride in it:lolhit:


other wise pound sand:coolcowboy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqm4L...eature=related

:evilb:

wstultz 06-29-2010 01:54 PM

SPK1 special......

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34768-en.html

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3147505)

Sell the ciggy and buy that, then him and his ole lady could cruise to the Bahamas in AC. That is a good deal for a turn key boat.

spk1 06-29-2010 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3147505)

If I buy that, then who am I going to send beer an cash to to help finish my rig? :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3147782)
If I buy that, then who am I going to send beer an cash to to help finish my rig? :evilb:

We are still waiting for the beer and cash. :lolhit::evilb::coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 08:03 PM

I am leaving in the AM for this storm if Wade really wants to work on it. My neighbor has the keys to the shop. I'll be back next week though. This storm won't take long.

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 08:06 PM

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It may be making a Mexico landfall, but it looks like we might get a little rain before the weekend.

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 08:46 PM

I saw this on another thread and it made me laugh

[another guy was in a big baja that read "A$$HOLE" across the stern and it was no understatement!! The boat was loud and all he did was run in circles makin noise and trashin up the water]

wstultz 06-29-2010 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3147782)
If I buy that, then who am I going to send beer an cash to to help finish my rig? :evilb:

i'll take over the ciggy while you have fun with that one. i'm sure we can figure it out.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-29-2010 10:32 PM

spk1

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...sale-plus.html

jeff1000man 06-30-2010 01:25 AM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...96-motors.html

spk1 06-30-2010 02:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3148033)

375hp no bueno

spk1 06-30-2010 02:30 AM

Whats are the dates and times for the lake conroe poker run?

joew. 06-30-2010 08:16 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3148037)
Whats are the dates and times for the lake conroe poker run?

July 10th I believe.

tomtbone1993 06-30-2010 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3148036)
375hp no bueno

to much hp for ya....??? :lolhit:

joew. 06-30-2010 04:11 PM

The holiday weekend is almost here and all you guys are being ***s. WTF??

At least Jeff went to work. Thats more then I can say for most of you monkeys!!

Trojan-man 06-30-2010 09:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3148530)
The holiday weekend is almost here and all you guys are being ***s. WTF??

At least Jeff went to work. Thats more then I can say for most of you monkeys!!

I worked today numb nuts. And what were you doin cattin around market street this afternoon? The married ladies ususally go home before you got there.....for future reference :lolhit::party-smiley-004:

spk1 07-01-2010 01:57 AM

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...liber-96999715

now theres an excalibur

joew. 07-01-2010 07:52 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3148761)
I worked today numb nuts. And what were you doin cattin around market street this afternoon? The married ladies ususally go home before you got there.....for future reference :lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Yeah I did see your truck. I figured you were at the mall looking for some new light fixtures for the side of the office:eek:
:evilb:

Rcolter 07-01-2010 10:55 AM

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Tom strikes again!:eek:


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