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txriverrat2001 01-12-2011 02:43 PM

Check this out -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m48vy...layer_embedded

jeff1000man 01-12-2011 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 3295572)

I have seen that one all ready. That guy needs less drama and more fuel burning

spk1 01-12-2011 10:35 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2157113683.html

not too bad.

bigandy 01-13-2011 02:53 PM

wade........ kill the thread. id rather see it murdered in a loving fury of pointing and clicking than the old age death of hunting and pecking it is currently going thru.... :(

jeff1000man 01-13-2011 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3296575)
wade........ kill the thread. id rather see it murdered in a loving fury of pointing and clicking than the old age death of hunting and pecking it is currently going thru.... :(

He will loose his royalty check if he kills it.

wstultz 01-13-2011 04:18 PM

Both of you can suck it! This thread will never die. Because..............




Tomboner... always wants the fastest boat on the lake which is why it never runs.

Trojan man... has more boats than anyone except you never see them.

Jeffwoman... will once again pull a marathon build on the Nortech and miss one mundane detail that will immediately implode the whole thing or make lots of Yoohoo.

Lefty....who's Lefty???

Weeman...will never put his boat back together because his drive is now on my boat.

On time...will continue to take his SeaRay to all events because it's just more practicle than the beak.

RColter...is cool because his boat has pink on it.

Bigandy...still uses his Sutphen as a tool to get Pu$$y, until they see it. Which actually works out in his favor because they leave immediately after.

Haven't heard from the cajun midget in a while so can't rag on him too much, except for the fact that he bought a beak that's as short as he is.

I'm perfect.

Blackwood is too busy rebuilding the entire oil field fleet to ever buy a boat again.

JoeW will remain in the old man cruiser club and never buy a gofast. If he does buy one it will be sold in one hour at a 100% mark up.

Who am i forgetting?

That's right SPK1....He is sitting in his newly restored ciggy, in his cove, on his lift, making vroom noises while Monica splashes water in his face because he doesn't want to go past the jetties and get lost.

bigandy 01-13-2011 04:22 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!! :)

jeff1000man 01-13-2011 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3296671)
Both of you can suck it! This thread will never die. Because..............




Tomboner... always wants the fastest boat on the lake which is why it never runs.

Trojan man... has more boats than anyone except you never see them.

Jeffwoman... will once again pull a marathon build on the Nortech and miss one mundane detail that will immediately implode the whole thing or make lots of Yoohoo.

Lefty....who's Lefty???

Weeman...will never put his boat back together because his drive is now on my boat.

On time...will continue to take his SeaRay to all events because it's just more practicle than the beak.

RColter...is cool because his boat has pink on it.

Bigandy...still uses his Sutphen as a tool to get Pu$$y, until they see it. Which actually works out in his favor because they leave immediately after.

Haven't heard from the cajun midget in a while so can't rag on him too much, except for the fact that he bought a beak that's as short as he is.

I'm perfect.

Blackwood is too busy rebuilding the entire oil field fleet to ever buy a boat again.

JoeW will remain in the old man cruiser club and never buy a gofast. If he does buy one it will be sold in one hour at a 100% mark up.

Who am i forgetting?

That being said. I think we should all put our boats in the water next saturday for the Trojan man & Corbin dirty diaper bash at papa's and after docking up, deliver eleventy cases of depends diapers for the old balding man. :coolcowboy:

hahahahahaha

wstultz 01-13-2011 04:29 PM

You can all suck it!:evilb:

wstultz 01-13-2011 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3296678)
That being said. I think we should all put our boats in the water next saturday for the Trojan man & Corbin dirty diaper bash at papa's and after docking up, deliver eleventy cases of depends diapers for the old balding man. :coolcowboy:

hahahahahaha

Why are they having a baby shower at Papa's? Are the diapers for the kid or for Chad?

jeff1000man 01-13-2011 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3296682)
Why are they having a baby shower at Papa's? Are the diapers for the kid or for Chad?

Apparently there is a diaper shower at papa's. You are supposed to take diapers and wish them well or something like that.

I get an invite every other day on FB. Apparently Chad will be there and eleventy of his old ladie's closest associates.

tomtbone1993 01-13-2011 04:40 PM

Tomboner... always wants the fastest boat on the lake which is why it never runs.

Can't blame a guy for tryin....

Trojan man... has more boats than anyone except you never see them.

New Baby= no time for boat

Jeffwoman... will once again pull a marathon build on the Nortech and miss one mundane detail that will immediately implode the whole thing or make lots of Yoohoo.

That about sums it up, I hope he already got the plane tickets for the boat show...

Lefty....who's Lefty???

Who??


Weeman...will never put his boat back together because his drive is now on my boat.

He will be buying a new bucket with all the money he is makin now...

On time...will continue to take his SeaRay to all events because it's just more practicle that the beek.

It happens....I don't blame him

RColter...is cool because his boat has pink on it.

And wears his sisters shirt....

Bigandy...still uses his Sutphen as a tool to get Pu$$y, until they see it. Which actually works out in his favor because they leave immediately after.

They leave because they sober up and relized they just slept with someone their dads age...


Haven't heard from the cajun midget in a while so can't rag on him too much, except for the fact that he bought a beek that's as short as he is.

LSU didn't play in the BCS Bowl.....enough said

I'm perfect.

A man can build 100 bridges and suck one co&k ...he is not a bridge builder he is a co)k sucker....

Blackwood is too busy rebuilding the entire oil field fleet to ever buy a boat again.

he will be busy making sure I am the fastest...

JoeW will remain in te old man cruiser club and never buy a gofast. If he does buy one it will be sold in one hour at a 100% mark up.

Joe is a Grey haired old man buying a RV ......


SPK1 left TX with a running boat, only to take it to Florida to let it rot.....
















Who am i forgetting?

jeff1000man 01-13-2011 06:14 PM

Jeffwoman... will once again pull a marathon build on the Nortech and miss one mundane detail that will immediately implode the whole thing or make lots of Yoohoo.

That about sums it up, I hope he already got the plane tickets for the boat show...


That about sums it up because no one on this thread can convince their old ladies to let them come to the boat show anymore. I guess I can just get spk1's boat out and blow all the road dust off of it from the trip home. I am sure that is the last time it saw daylight.

Actually hoping for a shakedown run tuesday since it might be up to 65 degrees........ :party-smiley-004:

spk1 01-14-2011 03:14 PM

Every attempt to jump start the thread ends after 3 post wtf? You guys better start hanging out together at least once a freakin month, or this threads not going to make it. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 01-14-2011 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3297533)
Every attempt to jump start the thread ends after 3 post wtf? You guys better start hanging out together at least once a freakin month, or this threads not going to make it. :party-smiley-004:

Christmas party tomorrow. Maybe that will stir up some new dirt.

wstultz 01-14-2011 03:39 PM

It's sad to see that the "chips n' boats" thread is beating us by over 30,000 posts. We are definitely slacking.

mba1620 01-14-2011 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3296671)
Haven't heard from the cajun midget in a while so can't rag on him too much, except for the fact that he bought a beak that's as short as he is......

perfect.

You biatches sux. I leave for football season to show my support for a real team (Geaux Tigers) and this frickin thread blows harder than all you jokers at a gay porn convention.

Wstultz how come you left out boatman1865490??? Man crush??

I need a head count on Tickfaw 200. I am going to do the crawfish boil again. Going to have it at the marina this time. Probably going to be Thursday afternoon May 5, so go cry to your bosses and old ladies (for some of you its the same person) for time off.

jeff1000man 01-14-2011 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3297698)
You biatches sux. I leave for football season to show my support for a real team (Geaux Tigers) and this frickin thread blows harder than all you jokers at a gay porn convention.

Wstultz how come you left out boatman1865490??? Man crush??

I need a head count on Tickfaw 200. I am going to do the crawfish boil again. Going to have it at the marina this time. Probably going to be Thursday afternoon May 5, so go cry to your bosses and old ladies (for some of you its the same person) for time off.

I'm in. I called on that house but he said that he was holding it for his regulars. Any other ideas??

jeff1000man 01-14-2011 09:17 PM

Sweet scarab by the way

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o37641-en.html

wstultz 01-14-2011 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3297698)
You biatches sux. I leave for football season to show my support for a real team (Geaux Tigers) and this frickin thread blows harder than all you jokers at a gay porn convention.

Wstultz how come you left out boatman1865490??? Man crush??

I need a head count on Tickfaw 200. I am going to do the crawfish boil again. Going to have it at the marina this time. Probably going to be Thursday afternoon May 5, so go cry to your bosses and old ladies (for some of you its the same person) for time off.

I knew i forgot somebody. We are in for Tickfaw. We need to talk to that old Dr. guy with the kick a$$ house to see if we can dock our $hit there again. That place was great. What marina are you talking about?

spk1 01-14-2011 11:30 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5836

mba1620 01-15-2011 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3297797)
I knew i forgot somebody. We are in for Tickfaw. We need to talk to that old Dr. guy with the kick a$$ house to see if we can dock our $hit there again. That place was great. What marina are you talking about?

Going to have the Crawfish boil at Charlies Marina, Blood River. So you guys will need to leave out early Thursday morning. Buddy of mine has a travel trailer he keeps there now that I use and boat storage. I am helping organize the run with Joey the new owner this year. I am going to bring some promo posters up to Conroe soon.

I already have hook ups for you guys to store your trailers and boats. Where you rest your head is on your on. However if anybody wants to bring a motorhome, let me know. We will have a few spots at the marina. Since I have a place for your trailers and boats, I would suggest staying at Carter Plantation. Its right down the road, the rooms are nice. Little pricey but way better than that $hit hole hotel in Hammond.

Dont wait or you wont get anything:
http://www.carterplantation.com/golf...mmodations.htm

tomtbone1993 01-15-2011 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3298080)
Going to have the Crawfish boil at Charlies Marina, Blood River. So you guys will need to leave out early Thursday morning. Buddy of mine has a travel trailer he keeps there now that I use and boat storage. I am helping organize the run with Joey the new owner this year. I am going to bring some promo posters up to Conroe soon.

I already have hook ups for you guys to store your trailers and boats. Where you rest your head is on your on. However if anybody wants to bring a motorhome, let me know. We will have a few spots at the marina. Since I have a place for your trailers and boats, I would suggest staying at Carter Plantation. Its right down the road, the rooms are nice. Little pricey but way better than that $hit hole hotel in Hammond.

Dont wait or you wont get anything:
http://www.carterplantation.com/golf...mmodations.htm


is your sister going to ride with me again????:lolhit:

jeff1000man 01-15-2011 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3298086)
is your sister going to ride with me again????:lolhit:

Real nice Clark. Real nice :coolcowboy:

spk1 01-15-2011 06:28 PM

http://sbo.sailboatowners.com/

I give up, Wade move the Bs thread over here, untill things change. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 01-15-2011 06:28 PM

http://www.hobiecat.com/forums/viewt...04cd1b45b466f8

spk1 01-15-2011 06:29 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=4661

spk1 01-15-2011 06:30 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6267

oh this ones a steal!

spk1 01-15-2011 06:32 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6234

one for byu
http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6234

spk1 01-15-2011 06:33 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5619

definently chadwicks

spk1 01-15-2011 06:37 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5740
this one has tbone written all over it. :evilb: very smooth.

spk1 01-15-2011 06:39 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6250 quick inturruption for those of you who arent gay and still post frequently. HolYY shytt!!!

jeff1000man 01-15-2011 06:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3298301)
http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5740
this one has tbone written all over it. :evilb: very smooth.

:evilb::evilb:

spk1 01-15-2011 06:42 PM

http://www.pirateboat.net/

big andys

spk1 01-15-2011 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2321087)
Good Luck WStultz:):):)

wades sailboat :evilb:

BY U BOY 01-15-2011 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3297698)
You biatches sux. I leave for football season to show my support for a real team (Geaux Tigers) and this frickin thread blows harder than all you jokers at a gay porn convention.

Wstultz how come you left out boatman1865490??? Man crush??

I need a head count on Tickfaw 200. I am going to do the crawfish boil again. Going to have it at the marina this time. Probably going to be Thursday afternoon May 5, so go cry to your bosses and old ladies (for some of you its the same person) for time off.

I'm in if my boss is going and takes the shakels off:grinser010: oh and if someone has a spot for my pops and I, don't think my chit bucket will make it this year.

BY U BOY 01-15-2011 09:43 PM

I could do like that movie when they put the ferrari engine in the sailboat. I bet that sled would be a rocket. Un like your top gun that shoots duds with those 502's:evilb:

BY U BOY 01-15-2011 09:46 PM

this was the BS thread before we all got ball and chains and had kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Xqe5k8KRY

BY U BOY 01-15-2011 09:51 PM

This must be Big Andy's brother:party-smiley-004:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mGVZ...eature=related

spk1 01-16-2011 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3298404)
I could do like that movie when they put the ferrari engine in the sailboat. I bet that sled would be a rocket. Un like your top gun that shoots duds with those 502's:evilb:

ferrari engines in byus scarab.offshore :evilb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0utB...eature=related

502s in the cig offshore. :drink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7mSx...eature=related

:evilb:


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