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joew. 06-22-2010 02:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-...item335e3cd7bc

This repo cleaned up good.

jeff1000man 06-22-2010 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3142401)

Sure makes you re think the logic behind buying a busted nor tech whne prices are getting that cheap. :party-smiley-004:

joew. 06-22-2010 03:37 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CMT-T...item3f00b5c9e9

This will make one hell of a tow vehicle... Maybe Kim's new horse rig

jeff1000man 06-22-2010 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3142446)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CMT-T...item3f00b5c9e9

This will make one hell of a tow vehicle... Maybe Kim's new horse rig

That is a bad mofo. 18 speeds and 550HP = ?mpg.

I wish I would have bought one of those to tow with back in the day instead of the dually, then you have the sleeping quarters and everything for poker runs.

It shure would look cool in the driveway on river road. :coolcowboy:

spk1 06-23-2010 01:21 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3142488)
That is a bad mofo. 18 speeds and 550HP = ?mpg.

I wish I would have bought one of those to tow with back in the day instead of the dually, then you have the sleeping quarters and everything for poker runs.

It shure would look cool in the driveway on river road. :coolcowboy:

I didnt get your logic at first, but when you compare the resume,, lol, revving engines up at 4am, shooting shot guns over the house, trying to drive joew.s truck through your living room at 3am, and every different kind of boat known to man parked in the driveway, then the neighbors thinking your a truck driver for a living might be a step up. lol :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 06-23-2010 08:07 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3142869)
I didnt get your logic at first, but when you compare the resume,, lol, revving engines up at 4am, shooting shot guns over the house, trying to drive joew.s truck through your living room at 3am, and every different kind of boat known to man parked in the driveway, then the neighbors thinking your a truck driver for a living might be a step up. lol :evilb: :evilb:

Your livin in the past man! Those days are over. I am doing good to make it past midnight now days.

I bet the neighbors would love me for that.

Fu(k'em!!! That thing is cool:drink:

jeff1000man 06-23-2010 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3142978)
Your livin in the past man! Those days are over. I am doing good to make it past midnight now days.

I bet the neighbors would love me for that.

Fu(k'em!!! That thing is cool:drink:

Yeah, but we get started a lot earlier as well. :evilb:

I think you should buy it and 3 monkeys transport can get started in style.

jeff1000man 06-23-2010 12:20 PM

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Wade, build me some artwork like this so I can install it on the sandbar in front of the house and fill it with firewood at night.

Idea from the bobthbuilder thread.

It would be cool.

tomtbone1993 06-23-2010 01:52 PM

maybe Jeffo can help these guys out with some big piston power......


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...bs-status.html

jeff1000man 06-23-2010 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3143231)
maybe Jeffo can help these guys out with some big piston power......


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...iscussion-194/

Who? You linked it to the general race forum

tomtbone1993 06-23-2010 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3143234)
Who? You linked it to the general race forum

It is fixed now.......:party-smiley-004::lolhit::coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-23-2010 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3143231)
maybe Jeffo can help these guys out with some big piston power......


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...bs-status.html

I am building some piston power for myself first.

KSims1868 06-23-2010 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 3142281)
We are -

rs

I'm planning to hang out at Judge's during the run on Saturday - hope to see you there.
I'll be in the red Excalibur w/ white bow.

wstultz 06-23-2010 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3143166)
Wade, build me some artwork like this so I can install it on the sandbar in front of the house and fill it with firewood at night.

Idea from the bobthbuilder thread.

It would be cool.

Sure. Buy me a plasma cutter and we'll call it even.

jeff1000man 06-23-2010 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3143293)
Sure. Buy me a plasma cutter and we'll call it even.

I'll let you borrow my torch. I'm pretty sure that is all they have on that tiny island over there. :bsflag:

Rcolter 06-23-2010 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3143293)
Sure. Buy me a plasma cutter and we'll call it even.

I think you would be better just buying them pre cut. Not sure but, Wade you are to nervous to cut that straight. Maybe after a drink or two you could get it right.

wstultz 06-23-2010 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3143392)
I think you would be better just buying them pre cut. Not sure but, Wade you are to nervous to cut that straight. Maybe after a drink or two you could get it right.

LOL. I'll just smoke a little crack and I'll be right on.

wstultz 06-24-2010 03:17 PM

Hey wankers! Wake up! You would think that it is winter time around here.....

-JeffWoman11000000000- when is the Nortech getting here and how long before we see it go vroom?

-T-Boner when is your ride going to blow by everyone and when can we get a ride?

-SPK1- when is the wave crusher gong to be crushing some waves?

-Trojan- Scarab runs great but when can we see some more old school action with the Banana?

-Boatman22222- Keep having fun every weekend with your new boat that work all the time....Arse!

-Joew- Islander looks great at the dock full of empty beer cans. lol.

-Rcolter- I see it back over there with both drives on it. Is it finished. 1996/2010 :)

-Weman- Is your boat still hurting? Or is there a new mill in the works.

-Bigandy- When are you going to give up and sell me the Sutphen so it can see water one day? Also, The Mariah is running, why have we not seen it on the lake?

-DBA0000- Get that new beak over here and get it out of that brown dookie water and put it in some less brown dookie water.

-Is that everyone?

-I still don't own a boat and they all keep slipping through my fingers. :(

jeff1000man 06-24-2010 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144292)
Hey wankers! Wake up! You would think that it is winter time around here.....

-JeffWoman11000000000- when is the Nortech getting here and how long before we see it go vroom?

-T-Boner when is your ride going to blow by everyone and when can we get a ride?

-SPK1- when is the wave crusher gong to be crushing some waves?

-Trojan- Scarab runs great but when can we see some more old school action with the Banana?

-Boatman22222- Keep having fun every weekend with your new boat that work all the time....Arse!

-Joew- Islander looks great at the dock full of empty beer cans. lol.

-Rcolter- I see it back over there with both drives on it. Is it finished. 1996/2010 :)

-Weman- Is your boat still hurting? Or is there a new mill in the works.

-Bigandy- When are you going to give up and sell me the Sutphen so it can see water one day? Also, The Mariah is running, why have we not seen it on the lake?

-DBA0000- Get that new beak over here and get it out of that brown dookie water and put it in some less brown dookie water.

-Is that everyone?

-I still don't own a boat and they all keep slipping through my fingers. :(

Transport issues. Always something. It is leaving July 4th weekend now ao it will be here before the run, but it ain't gonna be running.

Stellings are still sitting at Nr Tech, maybe one day they will ship so I can get the new engines dressed.

Waiting on the check for the Magnum so it can leave and go back to Yankee land where it likes to be. Probably leaving Monday.

The shop will be empty except for Spk1's bucket that he hasn't come down to work on yet.

I guess we might have to pull it out for him and at least knock the road grime off it. :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 06-24-2010 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144292)
Hey wankers! Wake up! You would think that it is winter time around here.....

-JeffWoman11000000000- when is the Nortech getting here and how long before we see it go vroom?

-T-Boner when is your ride going to blow by everyone and when can we get a ride?

-SPK1- when is the wave crusher gong to be crushing some waves?

-Trojan- Scarab runs great but when can we see some more old school action with the Banana?

-Boatman22222- Keep having fun every weekend with your new boat that work all the time....Arse!

-Joew- Islander looks great at the dock full of empty beer cans. lol.

-Rcolter- I see it back over there with both drives on it. Is it finished. 1996/2010 :)

-Weman- Is your boat still hurting? Or is there a new mill in the works.

-Bigandy- When are you going to give up and sell me the Sutphen so it can see water one day? Also, The Mariah is running, why have we not seen it on the lake?

-DBA0000- Get that new beak over here and get it out of that brown dookie water and put it in some less brown dookie water.

-Is that everyone?

-I still don't own a boat and they all keep slipping through my fingers. :(

H E L L
Im all ready. But now I dont feel like driving. Its just too hot for a penguin.:party-smiley-048:

wstultz 06-24-2010 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144298)
Transport issues. Always something. It is leaving July 4th weekend now ao it will be here before the run, but it ain't gonna be running.

Stellings are still sitting at Nr Tech, maybe one day they will ship so I can get the new engines dressed.

Waiting on the check for the Magnum so it can leave and go back to Yankee land where it likes to be. Probably leaving Monday.

The shop will be empty except for Spk1's bucket that he hasn't come down to work on yet.

I guess we might have to pull it out for him and at least knock the road grime off it. :coolcowboy:


Transport issues or you told the guy you'd give him five bucks and a box of envelopes to bring it down here. Translation, he'll bring it whenever the f he wants to.:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-24-2010 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144332)
Transport issues or you told the guy you'd give him five bucks and a box of envelopes to bring it down here. Translation, he'll bring it whenever the f he wants to.:evilb:

No, the first guy hooked onto it and pulled it down to discount tire and was getting tires put on and he said his transmisson was going out and he had to put the truck in the shop. Boat went back to the yard. apparently F-250's Excursions can't handle a real boat. :bsflag:

So I got a new guy and he seems like he knows what he is doing. He is leaving with it on July 4th, because he is coming to TX to move his daughter back to CA. That is why I only have to pay 1 way freight.

It's still better than doing ti myself, but I would have at least liked to have had a chance to put a boat in the calcutta this year.

2 years in a row I won't have anything to try and win the pot. Guess I'll have to buy some boats and hope they win. :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 06-24-2010 04:50 PM

YOu and Obama both are horrible Presidents.

:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 06-24-2010 05:11 PM

Engine is still hurt. Won't know the extent of damage until I pull it. Hope it is just the crank. MAybe oneday soon I can catch you at home and pull it.

jeff1000man 06-24-2010 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3144370)
YOu and Obama both are horrible Presidents.

:party-smiley-004:

I wasn't elected, I volunteered. You idiots actually had a choice in Obama's case. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-24-2010 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3144390)
Engine is still hurt. Won't know the extent of damage until I pull it. Hope it is just the crank. MAybe oneday soon I can catch you at home and pull it.

I have a crank for you whenever you want to come get it. I have 2 just sitting there. free 2 you. Happy early christmas.

BY U BOY 06-24-2010 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144395)
I have a crank for you whenever you want to come get it. I have 2 just sitting there. free 2 you. Happy early christmas.

OK cool. I do need to do something soon just don't have a place to keep the mill while i work on it.

wstultz 06-24-2010 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3144398)
OK cool. I do need to do something soon just don't have a place to keep the mill while i work on it.

I'll keep the mill at the house but the boat will have to go up in the hay loft.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-24-2010 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144401)
I'll keep the mill at the house but the boat will have to go up in the hay loft.:lolhit:

They are re painting the yellow one at Davis' shop. He can store it up on the pole.

tomtbone1993 06-24-2010 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144292)
Hey wankers! Wake up! You would think that it is winter time around here.....

-JeffWoman11000000000- when is the Nortech getting here and how long before we see it go vroom?

-T-Boner when is your ride going to blow by everyone and when can we get a ride?

-SPK1- when is the wave crusher gong to be crushing some waves?

-Trojan- Scarab runs great but when can we see some more old school action with the Banana?

-Boatman22222- Keep having fun every weekend with your new boat that work all the time....Arse!

-Joew- Islander looks great at the dock full of empty beer cans. lol.

-Rcolter- I see it back over there with both drives on it. Is it finished. 1996/2010 :)

-Weman- Is your boat still hurting? Or is there a new mill in the works.

-Bigandy- When are you going to give up and sell me the Sutphen so it can see water one day? Also, The Mariah is running, why have we not seen it on the lake?

-DBA0000- Get that new beak over here and get it out of that brown dookie water and put it in some less brown dookie water.

-Is that everyone?

-I still don't own a boat and they all keep slipping through my fingers. :(


My rig will never be done......I am going to get a Ferrari a bunch of Coke and Hookers and have a good time ...it will be alot cheaper in the long run......phuck boats.........

tomtbone1993 06-24-2010 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3144370)
YOu and Obama both are horrible Presidents.

:party-smiley-004:

awesome.............

tomtbone1993 06-24-2010 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3144398)
OK cool. I do need to do something soon just don't have a place to keep the mill while i work on it.

free crank and a place to store you mill and you still won't get it done.......go blow smoke up one of our customer's a$$es......:lolhit:

spk1 06-24-2010 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144418)
My rig will never be done......I am going to get a Ferrari a bunch of Coke and Hookers and have a good time ...it will be alot cheaper in the long run......phuck boats.........

No chit, A miami vice re-run in the a/c while I pay a hooker to run around in a bikin splashing water on me is wayy cheaper than any boat Ive ever owned,, except for the 26 scarab, lol thats one is money,, look for it in the calcutta this year :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-24-2010 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144421)
free crank and a place to store you mill and you still won't get it done.......go blow smoke up one of our customer's a$$es......:lolhit:

WOW, I just got the offer hours ago and get slamed by Johnny Knokville for not pulling my rig over there tonite:angry-smiley-038:

spk1 06-24-2010 09:47 PM

http://www.teamspeed.com/forums/perf...boat-show.html

Here ya go wade.

tomtbone1993 06-24-2010 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3144535)
WOW, I just got the offer hours ago and get slamed by Johnny Knokville for not pulling my rig over there tonite:angry-smiley-038:

phuck it.....lets have a boat fixin party on Sunday

tomtbone1993 06-24-2010 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3144518)
No chit, A miami vice re-run in the a/c while I pay a hooker to run around in a bikin splashing water on me is wayy cheaper than any boat Ive ever owned,, except for the 26 scarab, lol thats one is money,, look for it in the calcutta this year :evilb: :evilb:

355's are getting cheap still look good.....so what if its 5k an oil change, still cheaper than owing a boat. I still can't believe I purchased another project boat. never again.....never again....never again.....BTW good luck w/ the Ciggy:):)

bigandy 06-25-2010 08:26 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144332)
Transport issues or you told the guy you'd give him five bucks and a box of envelopes to bring it down here. Translation, he'll bring it whenever the f he wants to.:evilb:

could have been here a month ago and been in the calcutta and then you could have won $20k like some else we know :)

oh if they are painting the yellow boat i am going to flip out, george has a work order on father in laws boat, houthboat, pontoon, mariah, cobalt and two jet skis since march!!! it would be direct thru davis shop but they made up for my $20 freeze plug with a $350 starter and that is a lil out of my jewishism even if custom made...

tbone you sound down, you should take a weekend off and have a cold one... pressure is on to be in florida in august not conroe in july

i have a new horrible expensive hobby, horses. and that is when they arent sick.... only good news is i got leather rebel flag saddle bags being made and i am excited :) one of them is a huge paint horse and he is gonna look good tied to the handicap sign at papas on the weekends waiting on me to ride home.. trainer thinks she is training him to kneel down so the kids can get on him easier and we are going to go with that :)

wstultz 06-25-2010 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3144741)
could have been here a month ago and been in the calcutta and then you could have won $20k like some else we know :)

oh if they are painting the yellow boat i am going to flip out, george has a work order on father in laws boat, houthboat, pontoon, mariah, cobalt and two jet skis since march!!! it would be direct thru davis shop but they made up for my $20 freeze plug with a $350 starter and that is a lil out of my jewishism even if custom made...

tbone you sound down, you should take a weekend off and have a cold one... pressure is on to be in florida in august not conroe in july

i have a new horrible expensive hobby, horses. and that is when they arent sick.... only good news is i got leather rebel flag saddle bags being made and i am excited :) one of them is a huge paint horse and he is gonna look good tied to the handicap sign at papas on the weekends waiting on me to ride home.. trainer thinks she is training him to kneel down so the kids can get on him easier and we are going to go with that :)

Just have Mongo punch it in the nose. It will lay down.

Rcolter 06-25-2010 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3144741)
could have been here a month ago and been in the calcutta and then you could have won $20k like some else we know :)

oh if they are painting the yellow boat i am going to flip out, george has a work order on father in laws boat, houthboat, pontoon, mariah, cobalt and two jet skis since march!!! it would be direct thru davis shop but they made up for my $20 freeze plug with a $350 starter and that is a lil out of my jewishism even if custom made...

tbone you sound down, you should take a weekend off and have a cold one... pressure is on to be in florida in august not conroe in july

i have a new horrible expensive hobby, horses. and that is when they arent sick.... only good news is i got leather rebel flag saddle bags being made and i am excited :) one of them is a huge paint horse and he is gonna look good tied to the handicap sign at papas on the weekends waiting on me to ride home.. trainer thinks she is training him to kneel down so the kids can get on him easier and we are going to go with that :)

Your pontoon is sitting in the creek/pond in front of Georges house. Who knows what kind of creatures are livin in that thing now.:evilb:


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