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joew. 06-25-2010 10:48 AM

This place came alive, Awesome!! Several good posts.

The Mainship will be leaving port at 11 tomorrow if anyone wants to be on a boat this year. I will have the ski's out. Some of the family will be attending so no coke and strippers but it will be a good time. We are making up for the coke and strippers with brisket and ribs. (Most of you look like you like food more then coke any ways):evilb:

If you show up and don't see the boat just keep looking down the dock. I am moving away from the spider experiment/skank so I will have a deck behind me and clean boats around.:kiss:

joew. 06-25-2010 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3144741)
could have been here a month ago and been in the calcutta and then you could have won $20k like some else we know :)

oh if they are painting the yellow boat i am going to flip out, george has a work order on father in laws boat, houthboat, pontoon, mariah, cobalt and two jet skis since march!!! it would be direct thru davis shop but they made up for my $20 freeze plug with a $350 starter and that is a lil out of my jewishism even if custom made...

tbone you sound down, you should take a weekend off and have a cold one... pressure is on to be in florida in august not conroe in july

i have a new horrible expensive hobby, horses. and that is when they arent sick.... only good news is i got leather rebel flag saddle bags being made and i am excited :) one of them is a huge paint horse and he is gonna look good tied to the handicap sign at papas on the weekends waiting on me to ride home.. trainer thinks she is training him to kneel down so the kids can get on him easier and we are going to go with that :)

Horses suck!

joew. 06-25-2010 11:06 AM

tbone you sound down, you should take a weekend off and have a cold one... pressure is on to be in florida in august not conroe in july

http://www.thedestinlog.com/news/iss...sory-roll.html

Destin now has oil. I wonder how bad it will be in August?

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 11:14 AM

[QUOTE=bigandy;3144741]could have been here a month ago and been in the calcutta and then you could have won $20k like some else we know :)


QUOTE]

I could have had it put on a flatbed for what you wanted to charge........:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2010 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144875)




I could have had it put on a flatbed for what you wanted to charge........:lolhit:

From someone who ships atleast 5 cars a week, I would keep your mouth shout until it gets here safe and sound for 1100.00 bones.....I don't want to see you eat any words....:party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2010 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3144872)
tbone you sound down, you should take a weekend off and have a cold one... pressure is on to be in florida in august not conroe in july

http://www.thedestinlog.com/news/iss...sory-roll.html

Destin now has oil. I wonder how bad it will be in August?

phucking awesome......

spk1 06-25-2010 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144878)
phucking awesome......

Oil in the water just makes the boats run about 5mph faster, just ask smooth, :evilb:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2010 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3144893)
Oil in the water just makes the boats run about 5mph faster, just ask smooth, :evilb:

thanks for the kick in the balls .......i forgot how good that felt:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 06-25-2010 11:43 AM

I always name my buckets after song titles...When I was trying to find a name for the new bucket the name Serenity made sense

Definitions of serenity on the Web:

repose: a disposition free from stress or emotion
peace: the absence of mental stress or anxiety
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn


this phucking one has cause more stress than the last three combined, I should have named it "far from Serenity"

For the sake of my friends and family i better have some tail pipes next week......

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3144893)
Oil in the water just makes the boats run about 5mph faster, just ask smooth, :evilb:

Get off OSO and get on a plane and get down here and work on this damn cigarette.

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144900)
I always name my buckets after song titles...When I was trying to find a name for the new bucket the name Serenity made sense

Definitions of serenity on the Web:

repose: a disposition free from stress or emotion
peace: the absence of mental stress or anxiety
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn


this phucking one has cause more stress than the last three combined, I should have named it "far from Serenity"

For the sake of my friends and family i better have some tail pipes next week......

If it is the short ones for the rear engine, you can borrow a set off the nor tech when it gets here. Those are stock mercs aren't they??

tomtbone1993 06-25-2010 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144904)
If it is the short ones for the rear engine, you can borrow a set off the nor tech when it gets here. Those are stock mercs aren't they??

the front set is the ones i am currently getting gang raped on....

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144944)
the front set is the ones i am currently getting gang raped on....

That sucks. I bet Reggie has a bunch of them sitting in the warehouse he would make a deal on. :coolcowboy:

spk1 06-25-2010 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144946)
That sucks. I bet Reggie has a bunch of them sitting in the warehouse he would make a deal on. :coolcowboy:

If we had known that, we could have asked him when he walked by us on duval street last year. Instead Joe just told him he was much taller in real life lol :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3144965)
If we had known that, we could have asked him when he walked by us on duval street last year. Instead Joe just told him he was much taller in real life lol :coolcowboy:

I aaaammmm sheriff branford. Wee'll I apologize sir. you sounded a lot taller on radio.

joew. 06-25-2010 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3144965)
If we had known that, we could have asked him when he walked by us on duval street last year. Instead Joe just told him he was much taller in real life lol :coolcowboy:

Yeah, he looked like a white Mr. T mini me:evilb:

What did the guy say in Bimini?

Fat french Elvis:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3144977)
Yeah, he looked like a white Mr. T mini me:evilb:

What did the guy say in Bimini?

Fat french Elvis:coolcowboy:

****ing French T shirt wearing Fat Elvis

Classic

wstultz 06-25-2010 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3144901)
Get off OSO and get on a plane and get down here and work on this damn cigarette.

SPK1, it sounds like you parked your ciggy in the wrong barn. Drop it off at my house with a list of what you want done and some $$$ for parts and it will be finished before your next visit.

BY U BOY 06-25-2010 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3145004)
SPK1, it sounds like you parked your ciggy in the wrong barn. Drop it off at my house with a list of what you want done and some $$$ for parts and it will be finished before your next visit.

I may be heading your way sunday. Crown right?:coolcowboy: it is either fix my boat or head 60 miles out of freeport and look for some dorado.

wstultz 06-25-2010 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3145010)
I may be heading your way sunday. Crown right?:coolcowboy: it is either fix my boat or head 60 miles out of freeport and look for some dorado.

The sad part about us is that we would choose working on boats instead of fishing. Give me a call before you head my way.

BY U BOY 06-25-2010 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3145014)
The sad part about us is that we would choose working on boats instead of fishing. Give me a call before you head my way.

will do.

working on boats instead of fishing is just part of the sickness.:drink:

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3145004)
SPK1, it sounds like you parked your ciggy in the wrong barn. Drop it off at my house with a list of what you want done and some $$$ for parts and it will be finished before your next visit.

If he would have sent the money with the boat, it would be half done all ready.

I gottee 1 guy.

jeff1000man 06-25-2010 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3145014)
The sad part about us is that we would choose working on boats instead of fishing. Give me a call before you head my way.

I love it when the Bonita run. :lolhit:

bigandy 06-26-2010 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3144900)
I always name my buckets after song titles...When I was trying to find a name for the new bucket the name Serenity made sense

Definitions of serenity on the Web:

repose: a disposition free from stress or emotion
peace: the absence of mental stress or anxiety
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn


...

you know how i know you are gay???? cause you named your last boat after this song.....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A[/YOUTUBE]

bigandy 06-26-2010 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3144807)
Just have Mongo punch it in the nose. It will lay down.

Mongo and the Gorilla what punched you in the eye was at the bar last night in an orange shirt..... i had to hide in the bushes in april sound til almost 4 this morning before the cops quit using my excursion as a leaning post.... :angry-smiley-038: but that was some funny ****.... even the waitresses and bartenders were talking about that guy in the orange shirt :)

tomtbone1993 06-26-2010 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3145297)
you know how i know you are gay???? cause you named your last boat after this song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

I was also director of operations for Bud when I purchased that bucket:coolcowboy:

boatman22 06-26-2010 01:27 PM

I think I will take my boat out "AGAIN" today....Damn it's alot of work boating every weekend...:party-smiley-004:

We will be at Palms Marina this evening drinking adult beverages....because I'm not aloud on the docks at Inland....:party-smiley-004:
I sure miss JoeW:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-26-2010 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3145357)
I think I will take my boat out "AGAIN" today....Damn it's alot of work boating every weekend...:party-smiley-004:

We will be at Palms Marina this evening drinking adult beverages....because I'm not aloud on the docks at Inland....:party-smiley-004:
I sure miss JoeW:coolcowboy:

You are allowed as long as you have a cocktail. Come to Nece's party.

In my cove, just past the house on the left. Can't miss it.

BY U BOY 06-26-2010 10:39 PM

see you ladies tomorrow:party-smiley-004:

spk1 06-27-2010 01:59 AM

Bigandy special
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34328-en.html

joew. 06-27-2010 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3145357)
I think I will take my boat out "AGAIN" today....Damn it's alot of work boating every weekend...:party-smiley-004:

We will be at Palms Marina this evening drinking adult beverages....because I'm not aloud on the docks at Inland....:party-smiley-004:
I sure miss JoeW:coolcowboy:

You can still come to Inland and have drinks!

BY U BOY 06-27-2010 10:02 PM

Jeff, Wade said you have the number to the guy that did his small blocks. Can you send that over to me?

wstultz 06-27-2010 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3146068)
Jeff, Wade said you have the number to the guy that did his small blocks. Can you send that over to me?

Ted's machine shop.

BY U BOY 06-27-2010 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3146093)
Ted's machine shop.

thanks couldnt remember the name..

joew. 06-28-2010 08:42 AM

What is everyone's plans for the July 4th weekend?
I know Tom has the family part on the north end which is always fun. What day is that?
George has his party on Sunday. Will there be an apperiance?
Are there any other plans that I do not know about?
I may have something at my house if people will show up:angry-smiley-038:
Will we have a spk1 showing?

jeff1000man 06-28-2010 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3145599)

guy on out lease has one of those. They are beasts.:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-28-2010 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3146221)
What is everyone's plans for the July 4th weekend?
I know Tom has the family part on the north end which is always fun. What day is that?
George has his party on Sunday. Will there be an apperiance?
Are there any other plans that I do not know about?
I may have something at my house if people will show up:angry-smiley-038:
Will we have a spk1 showing?

Probably chain sawing trees and filling up generators

Latest update

joew. 06-28-2010 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3146332)
Probably chain sawing trees and filling up generators

Latest update

Looks possible. If not then what is the plan?

tomtbone1993 06-28-2010 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3146332)
Probably chain sawing trees and filling up generators

Latest update

It would figure that TMR is jumping through hoops for me:) and the header company is business as usual "as in a month late" to where I could hit the water this weekend and a hurricane is going to come through........

jeff1000man 06-28-2010 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3146362)
Looks possible. If not then what is the plan?

I say we load up on fuel in the Sea Ray and cruise up to the party on the north end, and then maybe stop at Lefty's on the way home


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