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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2232539)
Do you want us to feel sorry for you?
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Tropical Depression 4 will be reaching Lesser Antilles on thurs.
Major hurricane setting sights on Hawaii for later this week. Business could be picking up? |
GOOD MORNING!!!! Hope everybody makes a $HIT load of money this week! Good luck to all you sombiatches headin to Destin! Wish I was going with ya! Cross your fingers! Our plat is being signed off this morning! For everyone who's not in Real Estate, that means George can get a pay check!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:
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Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2232626)
GOOD MORNING!!!! Hope everybody makes a $HIT load of money this week! Good luck to all you sombiatches headin to Destin! Wish I was going with ya! Cross your fingers! Our plat is being signed off this morning! For everyone who's not in Real Estate, that means George can get a pay check!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2232638)
Crap Shoot leaves for Little Bills on friday????? :party-smiley-020:
What's the verdict on Vegas???? Ya'll need to get the dates set .....:party-smiley-048: |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2232614)
Tropical Depression 4 will be reaching Lesser Antilles on thurs.
Major hurricane setting sights on Hawaii for later this week. Business could be picking up? |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2232700)
It would really suck to have to spend a few months in Hawaii working. Have you put your name on the list? Have you checked your permits? Have you checked their gay bars or beaches?
>> >> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight >> >> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who >> >> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us >> >> > > >>> food and drinks. >> >> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing >> >> > > >>> down the aisle and >> >> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce >> >> > > >>> that he'll be >> >> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, >> >> > > >>> if you could just >> >> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super." >> >> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this >> >> > > >>> well-dressed and rather >> >> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps >> >> > > >>> you didn' t hear me >> >> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise >> >> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so >> >> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." >> >> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I >> >> > > >>> am called a >> >> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one." >> >> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied, >> >> > > >>> without missing a beat, >> >> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, >> >> > > >>> so I out rank >> >> > > >>> you. >> >> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****...... |
Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2232709)
GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
>> >> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight >> >> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who >> >> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us >> >> > > >>> food and drinks. >> >> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing >> >> > > >>> down the aisle and >> >> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce >> >> > > >>> that he'll be >> >> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, >> >> > > >>> if you could just >> >> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super." >> >> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this >> >> > > >>> well-dressed and rather >> >> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps >> >> > > >>> you didn' t hear me >> >> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise >> >> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so >> >> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." >> >> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I >> >> > > >>> am called a >> >> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one." >> >> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied, >> >> > > >>> without missing a beat, >> >> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, >> >> > > >>> so I out rank >> >> > > >>> you. >> >> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****...... |
Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2232771)
At no time did that little rapsody even come close to being funny. We are all now dumber for having read that. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:
I'll take "The burning of dog poo and the human response" for 500 please. If there is any attempt to cheat on this test, or with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just going to snap! |
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