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txlefty 08-13-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2232709)
GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
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>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
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>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
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>> > > >>> food and drinks.
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>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
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>> > > >>> down the aisle and
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>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
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>> > > >>> that he'll be
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>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
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>> > > >>> if you could just
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>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
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>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
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>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
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>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
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>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
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>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
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>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
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>> > > >>> am called a
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>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
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>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
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>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
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>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
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>> > > >>> so I out rank
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>> > > >>> you.
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>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......

WHAT!!!!!

txlefty 08-13-2007 01:58 PM

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damn....

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2232831)
I'll take "The burning of dog poo and the human response" for 500 please.

If there is any attempt to cheat on this test, or with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just going to snap!

OHHHH Mr. Penguin. You been a naughty naughty boy. You gonna pay ffor dat.

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2232840)

Joew strikes again.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2232857)
Joew strikes again.

With the parts Baldwick has of my old one and that part there. He would have a complete system for a boat he does not have....

jeff1000man 08-13-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2232862)
With the parts Baldwick has of my old one and that part there. He would have a complete system for a boat he does not have....

:party-smiley-048: :circle: :party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man 08-13-2007 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2232840)

that one is missing a gimble ring. I want the hole kit-n-kaboodle. Jeffman taught me that word... :party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2232871)
that one is missing a gimble ring. I want the hole kit-n-kaboodle. Jeffman taught me that word... :party-smiley-020:

I would start with the fiberglass bucket you bolt the parts too......just a thought:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 08-13-2007 02:59 PM

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what would cause tis crack in the cabin step??????How bad do you really think that is.

tomtbone1993 08-13-2007 03:10 PM

It didn't bother you with a crack as big as the Grand Canyon on your house purchase.....why would you let this broken stringer bother you????:):)


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