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jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165036)
wow you boys must be scared of the bad weather we hadnt had this much night time BS since mush mouth was in a bar with a bunch of female high school principals :) oh btw, i decided to fuq with all the know it all's on the transport thread only because i have pulled a 42 fountain more than anyone on this or that thread.... its true i have the t-shirts to prove it :)

I read that. Very instructive.

When was I in a bar with a bunch of principles that you didn't all ready have coraled into a little group??

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165036)
i have pulled a 42 fountain more than anyone on this or that thread.... its true i have the t-shirts to prove it :)

would you like to make a bet?????

BY U BOY 07-21-2010 10:31 PM

Now if yall could just get capt insano to mix that with his scotch yall would be safe:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165040)
I read that. Very instructive.

When was I in a bar with a bunch of principles that you didn't all ready have coraled into a little group??

you rhino'd one of them to the luv shack !!!!

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165040)
I read that. Very instructive.

When was I in a bar with a bunch of principles that you didn't all ready have coraled into a little group??

bigandy is full of chit....we all know you where not talking to any girls..,...

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165038)
it doesn't have alcohol....what a waste of aluminum

I just noticed that as well. What's the point??

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165044)
you rhino'd one of them to the luv shack !!!!

That didn't happen..........

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165044)
you rhino'd one of them to the luv shack !!!!

please tell......the "rhino'd" refrence is pretty funny away from the truth:)

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165042)
would you like to make a bet?????

:) im telling you i have the tshirts to prove it... if your throwing smooth into the mix than you got me beat, 1.5 times to destin and 1280 miles home from chitown... you got that many miles taking smooth to blackwoods to take out motors...

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165042)
would you like to make a bet?????

If you drive the last 30 minutes to Destin, then it counts the same as if you drove the whole way from TX :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165049)
:) you got that many miles taking smooth to blackwoods to take out motors...

see post # 34682 :evilb::party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165049)
:) im telling you i have the tshirts to prove it... if your throwing smooth into the mix than you got me beat, 1.5 times to destin and 1280 miles home from chitown... you got that many miles taking smooth to blackwoods to take out motors...

you are on crack...last time I checked Smooth was a 42 Fountain...she went to Destin before you came along, also to Texoma, Tickfaw, ClearLake....ect...ect...I let you slide on bringing the poker run back to del lago comment....but you are way off on the towing miles........:lolhit::party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:41 PM

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I have actually never seen one, but is that the breathalizer that you have to install in your car, sitting next to a case of that crap??

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165048)
please tell......the "rhino'd" refrence is pretty funny away from the truth:)

his little green golf cart... its a rhino isnt it??? i cant speak on what happened at the house... i was busy watching lefty and his misses yell at playboy models for being disrespectful to a members house for being naked... i assured lefty the additional $300k in accoutrements in the home was exactly for the prupose of disrobing playboy models and he should go take a nap cause the rest of us were very happy about what was going on!!! :evilb:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:43 PM

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tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165058)
I have actually never seen one, but is that the breathalizer that you have to install in your car, sitting next to a case of that crap??

you would have to ask LCboater22 about cars and breathalizers......i don't have a clue....:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165055)
you are on crack...last time I checked Smooth was a 42 Fountain...she went to Destin before you came along, also to Texoma, Tickfaw, ClearLake....ect...ect...I let you slide on bringing the poker run back to del lago comment....but you are way off on the towing miles........:lolhit::party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

i meant towing a 42 without braking a bunk... how many miles did you get out of water colors...... 2????:drink:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165061)
Sold

looks like that picture was shot from the dressing room at Treasures....I sure she did to much blow during her shiftt and was tying to come down...:)

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165065)
you would have to ask LCboater22 about cars and breathalizers......i don't have a clue....:party-smiley-004:

i heard they are putting one on the kubota :)

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165067)
i meant towing a 42 without braking a bunk... how many miles did you get out of water colors...... 2????:drink:

when will you have a powerboat, so i can return the favor and tow around for you:lolhit::lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165065)
you would have to ask LCboater22 about cars and breathalizers......i don't have a clue....:party-smiley-004:

There is a new cute red head working at TMR now. Please do not tell Chad or Andy, you know how those 2 get around the red heads.

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165071)
i heard they are putting one on the kubota :)

ouch.....

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165059)
his little green golf cart... its a rhino isnt it??? i cant speak on what happened at the house... i was busy watching lefty and his misses yell at playboy models for being disrespectful to a members house for being naked... i assured lefty the additional $300k in accoutrements in the home was exactly for the prupose of disrobing playboy models and he should go take a nap cause the rest of us were very happy about what was going on!!! :evilb:

Yes, that was a very dissapointing night. I am sure that Wayne didn't install all the high tech video recording devices so that he could record all the nakedness that goes on over there from time to time.:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165068)
looks like that picture was shot from the dressing room at Treasures....I sure she did to much blow during her shiftt and was tying to come down...:)

lockers in the background.... you are probably right on with that guess.... !!! she looks like one of those $10,000 sex dolls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RealDoll_example.jpg

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165072)
when will you have a powerboat, so i can return the favor and tow around for you:lolhit::lolhit:

And I will award a BIP for that one:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165074)
There is a new cute red head working at TMR now. Please do not tell Chad or Andy, you know how those 2 get around the red heads.


red head...or a heartbeat with a vagina....does not matter...

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:54 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165079)
lockers in the background.... you are probably right on with that guess.... !!! she looks like one of those $10,000 sex dolls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RealDoll_example.jpg

wow:lolhit:

bigandy 07-21-2010 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165081)
red head...or a heartbeat with a vagina....does not matter...

baldwick doesnt even care about a vagina he just turns em over and pretends they have a really big clit :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165079)
lockers in the background.... you are probably right on with that guess.... !!! she looks like one of those $10,000 sex dolls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RealDoll_example.jpg

those dolls are just creepy....but at 10G's alot cheaper than the real thing

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:56 PM

This thread got a little funnier towards the end.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...n-ethanol.html

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165083)
baldwick doesnt even care about a vagina he just turns em over and pretends they have a really big clit :coolcowboy:

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3165083)
baldwick doesnt even care about a vagina he just turns em over and pretends they have a really big clit :coolcowboy:

Or even if they are women :evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 11:03 PM

12 hours ago, the first post went up today. We are now at 10 full pages of BS. Good work everybody.:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 11:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165096)
12 hours ago, the first post went up today. We are now at 10 full pages of BS. Good work everybody.:coolcowboy:

spik1 will show up around 1:00am central time....

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3165100)
spik1 will show up around 1:00am central time....

I think he is still in Argentina isn't he? Do they have internet there?

BY U BOY 07-21-2010 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165086)
This thread got a little funnier towards the end.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...n-ethanol.html

I didnt see anything funny there:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165103)
I think he is still in Argentina isn't he? Do they have internet there?

why would they need the internet when they have a bunch of hot women there????

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3165104)
I didnt see anything funny there:lolhit:

How about now??

BY U BOY 07-21-2010 11:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3165107)
How about now??

nope not yet..

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 11:18 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...370-440-a.html

If it is calculated by the post. I think we should get our 35K sent to us, or we have Wstultz erase the BS thread. I betthey will negotiate with terrorists


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