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Baja Barbie 07-20-2010 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3162300)
Canpy 29' BAJA. There has got to be someone in the LCPBC that is all over this

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o35053-en.html

Nice Jeff, real nice.

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by Baja Barbie (Post 3163535)
Nice Jeff, real nice.

I thought you would like that

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3163459)
just snagged this from the Destin Poker Run Thread....




Looks like JoeW, Boatman66, MBA9966, and myself will have to attend another party Sunday night.....really sucks....The bad thing is the Condo Boatman has locked in for life is walking distance. We may just have to sit in our pool and listen to the concert:) spell check this b!tch........

Now since Charlie Daniels is going to be there as well. I might need to find a hotel room. :lolhit::coolcowboy:

That's how you do it son.

BY U BOY 07-20-2010 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3163530)
Did you find a machine shop yet? Jeff was over at the house the other night raping all of the good parts off of your engine.:lolhit:

Have not had a chance.. You need me to get it out of the way? Let me know if I need to I can come scoop it up and figure something out.

wstultz 07-20-2010 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3163580)
Have not had a chance.. You need me to get it out of the way? Let me know if I need to I can come scoop it up and figure something out.

I need you to get it to a machine shop so you can get it fixed so you can put it back in.

BY U BOY 07-20-2010 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3163615)
I need you to get it to a machine shop so you can get it fixed so you can put it back in.

Translation: get it the phuck out of my shop:drink:

I can try to get it tomorrow or sunday.

tomtbone1993 07-20-2010 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3163693)
Translation: get it the phuck out of my shop:drink:

I can try to get it tomorrow or sunday.

I see you speak Stultz.....:)

Rcolter 07-20-2010 04:51 PM

Here is Stultz language

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1853508166.html

Davidmnc 07-20-2010 04:56 PM

:violent040:

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3163726)

How come this boat runs 60's with a 250 evinrude? and chad's boat with eleventy million HP only runs 60's?? :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-20-2010 05:24 PM

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In todays BigAndy news........


Massachusetts Policeman Resigns After Leaving Beat to See Midget Porn Star

Published July 20, 2010
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A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to watch the dwarf porn star "Bridget the Midget" perform at Club Alex's, an adult venue in Stoughton, Mass.

A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star called "Bridget the Midget" and lied about the visit during an investigation into the incident, local media reported Tuesday.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman's club where adult film star Bridget "The Midget" Powers -- billed as "the world's smallest porn star" -- was performing last month.

Bennett was in uniform at the time of his visit to Club Alex's in Stoughton and was reported to authorities by at least five other officers, said Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany.

He then reportedly lied about the visit during an internal investigation into the incident, the Patriot Ledger reported.

"Mama told me there would be days like this," Shastany said, on confirming Bennett's resignation. "We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud [other officers] stepped up."

Bennett, who last month received a commendation for his work in a March murder case, resigned on June 30 rather than face disciplinary action, Shastany said.

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3163749)
In todays BigAndy news........


Massachusetts Policeman Resigns After Leaving Beat to See Midget Porn Star

Published July 20, 2010
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A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to watch the dwarf porn star "Bridget the Midget" perform at Club Alex's, an adult venue in Stoughton, Mass.

A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star called "Bridget the Midget" and lied about the visit during an investigation into the incident, local media reported Tuesday.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman's club where adult film star Bridget "The Midget" Powers -- billed as "the world's smallest porn star" -- was performing last month.

Bennett was in uniform at the time of his visit to Club Alex's in Stoughton and was reported to authorities by at least five other officers, said Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany.

He then reportedly lied about the visit during an internal investigation into the incident, the Patriot Ledger reported.

"Mama told me there would be days like this," Shastany said, on confirming Bennett's resignation. "We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud [other officers] stepped up."

Bennett, who last month received a commendation for his work in a March murder case, resigned on June 30 rather than face disciplinary action, Shastany said.

Did I read this right? There were 5 other officers in that club at the same time as well? Sounds like he was meeting his buddies for a beer and they sold him out????

wstultz 07-20-2010 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3163726)

That has Papa Colter written all over it.:lolhit:

joew. 07-20-2010 07:58 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-...item3a5cf74f49

sweet local scam

bigandy 07-20-2010 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3163863)

ahhhhh, sweet local scam... i luv that on toast with butter... cant beat that and lil local honey for a delicious breakfast and a great start to your day :)

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3163863)

That is a sweet deal. Rigged for giant catfish/

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 10:41 AM

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Look what I found. Good old picture

joew. 07-21-2010 11:52 AM

Is anyone going to the aquapalooza at the palms? I think it is a week from Saturday.

bigandy 07-21-2010 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3164396)
Is anyone going to the aquapalooza at the palms? I think it is a week from Saturday.

yes we are all going on your boat.... please make a trip to the liquor store or the make your own vodka mart before we get there and see if you cant grab some sweet local scam while you are out........... thanks :)

supposedly a huge deal, bands and then in the water movies in the marina and food and beverages... it was so succesful in austin that people are actually coming here for it..... although i am sure the cops and the DA's will figure out a way to ruin it as they have everything else on this lake but it's worth a try. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 01:33 PM

http://search.har.com/engine/9177-Es...AR72210485.htm

I was going to buy jeffros manshack for 500k until I came across this one......

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3164472)
http://search.har.com/engine/9177-Es...AR72210485.htm

I was going to buy jeffros manshack for 500k until I came across this one......

Looks like they finally found an appropriate price point for that old beast. If I didn't have this place I would be all over that as well.

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164528)
Looks like they finally found an appropriate price point for that old beast. If I didn't have this place I would be all over that as well.

I am sure you would for 30K a year in taxes......

joew. 07-21-2010 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3164589)
I am sure you would for 30K a year in taxes......

Those taxes will go way down after he puts all his old boats and white dodges in the unmowed lawn.:drink:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3164596)
Those taxes will go way down after he puts all his old boats and white dodges in the unmowed lawn.:drink:

Exactly.

Actually, I think Txlefty and I looked at that house 5 years ago before I bought this one. I guess it has been for sale that long??

Used to be priced over 7 figures if I remember right

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 04:56 PM

How do you explain this to the insurance company without a picture. And how the hell did someone have a camera ready for this??

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38339576...ica/?GT1=43001

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 06:08 PM

Txriverratt.....did Wayne get rid of the cat??

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhxXySvT3v0[/YOUTUBE]

bigandy 07-21-2010 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164628)
Exactly.

Actually, I think Txlefty and I looked at that house 5 years ago before I bought this one. I guess it has been for sale that long??

Used to be priced over 7 figures if I remember right

Jeffro i give full credit to the looks of your boat, the pics do not do it justice it looks phat!!!! good job, i dont feel near as bad for running up the bid now.... :evilb:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3164821)
Jeffro i give full credit to the looks of your boat, the pics do not do it justice it looks phat!!!! good job, i dont feel near as bad for running up the bid now.... :evilb:

Just buy me a case of Tito's and fill up the gas tanks and we can call it even. :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 08:25 PM

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If this storm does this, people might get hurt. :party-smiley-004:

That is a long time over the gulf

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164848)
If this storm does this, people might get hurt. :party-smiley-004:

That is a long time over the gulf

yeah the Cubans......

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3164863)
yeah the Cubans......

I was talking about heading towards us smartazz

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 09:05 PM

Really?? You guys don't have anything better to do????

Private Message: 35 fountain
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Hey jeff I'm lookin to by a clean 35 fountain .... Today I had the survey done and the guy told me there was water in one of the forward compartments.... They told the guy that they washed it last week ... Is that uncommon. Kevin Cram

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164869)
I was talking about heading towards us smartazz

it is way....to early to try and figure out the cone of uncertainty.....:)

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3164900)
it is way....to early to try and figure out the cone of uncertainty.....:)

You guys might want to start ordering some extra inventory and store it in a safe place for replacement of the ones that will be damaged. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164899)
Really?? You guys don't have anything better to do????

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Hey jeff I'm lookin to by a clean 35 fountain .... Today I had the survey done and the guy told me there was water in one of the forward compartments.... They told the guy that they washed it last week ... Is that uncommon. Kevin Cram

Maybe this guy belives all the BS you post....rember the saying "if you don't know the truth you arent lying"

I found this one amusing.....with your in deapth experience towing 42 Fountains......


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3163760)
If you are going to tow with a SRW, don't lift it. It changes the load capacities, and the stability just sucks.

I know guys that tow with the srw 4x4's set up stock from the factory and they tox OK, but the guys are right, if you are over the load rating, you will be in trouble if you ever need to make a claim.

Buy an extra dually. Once you start towing with one, you will never go back.

The previous posters are correct.

Big chassis, big brakes, extra tires = a realy good experience.

Those 454's in those old chevy's can be upgraded very easily also

To think I traded in a vette and a dually to get my SWB....WTF was I thinking....:lolhit::party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 09:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164905)
You guys might want to start ordering some extra inventory and store it in a safe place for replacement of the ones that will be damaged. :coolcowboy:

I understand you view those pink lines as a paycheck.....but still a little to early for me to panic.....if it does hit like IKE did that will really suck for wee man and i ...:(

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3164913)
Maybe this guy belives all the BS you post....rember the saying "if you don't know the truth you arent lying"

I found this one amusing.....with your in deapth experience towing 42 Fountains......



To think I traded in a vette and a dually to get my SWB....WTF was I thinking....:lolhit::party-smiley-004::coolcowboy:

I was actually refering to yours as being the one that does the job OK. I was refering to the jacked up ones. You should read deeper into the post. Louies old jacked up ford pulled his 42 like it was behind a Buick. Why do you think he went and got a dually??

The DOG CATCHER special edition from ford has a special flux capacitor for pulling more weight than it is rated for. :lolhit::lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3164917)
I understand you view those pink lines as a paycheck.....but still a little to early for me to panic.....if it does hit like IKE did that will really suck for wee man and i ...:(

And the thread is actually about weather you will have problems with your insurance company by towing loads above the rating of the tow vehicle, (something I might know something about) not the opinion of weather it is capable of doing the job.

I know you have a problem with spelling so I will also define the diference between

SRW - single rear wheel - what I was refering to
SWB - short wheel base - what you are refering to I guess.

Thanks for again just being an azzhole for the sake of being an azzhole

tomtbone1993 07-21-2010 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3164920)
I was actually refering to yours as being the one that does the job OK. I was refering to the jacked up ones. You should read deeper into the post. Louies old jacked up ford pulled his 42 like it was behind a Buick. Why do you think he went and got a dually??

The DOG CATCHER special edition from ford has a special flux capacitor for pulling more weight than it is rated for. :lolhit::lolhit:

those guys on the towing threads are full of chit....Smooth didn't even weight 11.5......:coolcowboy:

I think "cramit" is legit and not someone phuckin with you. He sent me a PM as well asking a pretty common question with Fountains

jeff1000man 07-21-2010 09:27 PM

F-259 4x4 6.0L V8 3.73 23,000 12,500 12,500 – – 12,500 12,500 – – 12,500 12,500 – –
Turbo Diesel 23,500 – – 15,000 15,000 – – 15,000 15,000 – – 15,000 15,000
4.10 23,500 – – 15,000 15,000 – – 15,000 15,000 – – 15,000 15,000

Must be why yours works so well :grinser010::coolcowboy:


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