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jeff1000man 09-08-2011 06:32 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3499031)

Great buy.

jeff1000man 09-08-2011 06:42 PM

How do you register a trailer in the ****ing state of TX. I have been all over the website and can;t ind it. I all ready had it inspected etc. Just need to know what form to fill out and where to send the money.

merctwofive 09-09-2011 09:02 AM

It wasn't a pleasure but I went to the tax office over by Conroe Pub. Have your shiite together those ladies don't miss anything. I had to have bill of sale, TX inspection, weight (usually on prior registration, over 4000# needs titled), they'll give you the forms.

jeff1000man 09-09-2011 10:19 AM

As usuall, I figured out a temp fix.

For $25 they will give whoever shows up a 30 day temp tag.

Good enough. I'll get another one when it is time to move it to FL. and another one when it is time to send it home.

Should be here Monday. Can't wait to run it up here. Weather is spectacular. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-09-2011 10:53 AM

LAKE CONROE – As firefighters continued their battle against wildfires in West Montgomery County, the water level on Lake Conroe reached a historic low Tuesday.

The latter trend is expected to continue.

When the San Jacinto River Authority compiled its official daily lake measurement of 195.94 feet above mean sea level (msl), the state agency established a new low level for Lake Conroe. It surpassed the old record of 196.02 msl, which was set on Jan. 12, 1989, according to SJRA Deputy General Manager Jace Houston.

The record lasted only 24 hours as the low lake level fell to 195.86 msl Wednesday and then to 195.78 msl Thursday.

Tuesday’s measurement marked the first time since Lake Conroe opened in 1973 that the lake level dropped more than five feet below its normal pool elevation of 201 msl, Houston said.

Since Aug. 18, the SJRA has been releasing 150 million gallons of water from the lake daily into the West Fork of the San Jacinto River to accommodate the city of Houston’s contractual request to provide enough water in Lake Houston for drinking and to reach the intakes of the reservoir’s surface water treatment plant.

With an msl of 44 feet, Lake Houston’s lake level was at 36.4 as of Thursday – 7.6 feet below normal. That depth represents an increase since the release at Lake Conroe began last month.

Lake Houston’s msl was at 38.5 on July 1, and at 37.6 on Aug. 1.

Jace Houston said the drought conditions that have plagued Southeast Texas could be a factor regarding why Lake Houston’s water level has stabilized during the month of September.

“The lake bed may be so dry, it may be some time before the lake starts to fill up,” Houston said.

The SJRA official didn’t rule out the possibility the city of Houston might increase the amount of its water demand.

“We haven’t heard anything from the city, but it (the Lake Houston water level) has us thinking,” Jace Houston said.

Previously, the SJRA estimated evaporation and the city of release would combine in a 5 to 6 inch weekly decline of the Lake Conroe water level. However, the actual declines are closer to four inches per week, the SJRA’s Houston said.

jeff1000man 09-09-2011 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3499740)
LAKE CONROE – As firefighters continued their battle against wildfires in West Montgomery County, the water level on Lake Conroe reached a historic low Tuesday.

The latter trend is expected to continue.

When the San Jacinto River Authority compiled its official daily lake measurement of 195.94 feet above mean sea level (msl), the state agency established a new low level for Lake Conroe. It surpassed the old record of 196.02 msl, which was set on Jan. 12, 1989, according to SJRA Deputy General Manager Jace Houston.

The record lasted only 24 hours as the low lake level fell to 195.86 msl Wednesday and then to 195.78 msl Thursday.

Tuesday’s measurement marked the first time since Lake Conroe opened in 1973 that the lake level dropped more than five feet below its normal pool elevation of 201 msl, Houston said.

Since Aug. 18, the SJRA has been releasing 150 million gallons of water from the lake daily into the West Fork of the San Jacinto River to accommodate the city of Houston’s contractual request to provide enough water in Lake Houston for drinking and to reach the intakes of the reservoir’s surface water treatment plant.

With an msl of 44 feet, Lake Houston’s lake level was at 36.4 as of Thursday – 7.6 feet below normal. That depth represents an increase since the release at Lake Conroe began last month.

Lake Houston’s msl was at 38.5 on July 1, and at 37.6 on Aug. 1.

Jace Houston said the drought conditions that have plagued Southeast Texas could be a factor regarding why Lake Houston’s water level has stabilized during the month of September.

“The lake bed may be so dry, it may be some time before the lake starts to fill up,” Houston said.

The SJRA official didn’t rule out the possibility the city of Houston might increase the amount of its water demand.

“We haven’t heard anything from the city, but it (the Lake Houston water level) has us thinking,” Jace Houston said.

Previously, the SJRA estimated evaporation and the city of release would combine in a 5 to 6 inch weekly decline of the Lake Conroe water level. However, the actual declines are closer to four inches per week, the SJRA’s Houston said.

fughetaboutit :bsflag:

Hunting season is here anyway

wstultz 09-09-2011 02:58 PM

New hobby, four wheeling on the lake.

jeff1000man 09-09-2011 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3499931)
New hobby, four wheeling on the lake.

Tim and I spent a whole summer doing that one year when the lake was down on the north end. It was a blast.

spk1 09-10-2011 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3499031)

I was only looking for a spare drive, but I guess a spare boat, isnt a bad idea at all, Now I just need to find a Kentworth, and a double trailer so I can haul them around like a couple waverunners! :evilb:

jeff1000man 09-10-2011 08:32 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3500282)
I was only looking for a spare drive, but I guess a spare boat, isnt a bad idea at all, Now I just need to find a Kentworth, and a double trailer so I can haul them around like a couple waverunners! :evilb:

Why, you never take those off the trailer either?

joew. 09-10-2011 10:09 AM

great deal, looks like the bandit

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Gulfs...item4aae8825d9

wstultz 09-10-2011 12:33 PM

DAMN IT!!! why does the sh!t I've always wanted come up when I can't buy it?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o41836-en.html

This is the cat from Key West I had bought unitl the DR. told me the engines were "a Piece o sh!t". Back then it was $30K but needed a lot of help. It looks like it got it but no price listed.

tomtbone1993 09-10-2011 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3500419)
DAMN IT!!! why does the sh!t I've always wanted come up when I can't buy it?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o41836-en.html

This is the cat from Key West I had bought unitl the DR. told me the engines were "a Piece o sh!t". Back then it was $30K but needed a lot of help. It looks like it got it but no price listed.

Does not matter....after the baby gets here you will be joining babiesonly.com with the rest of us....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

wstultz 09-10-2011 01:37 PM

No Sh!t. That's what I mean. I've got the money, just can't spend a dime unless it's labeled baby supplies or home decoration. I am now punching myself in the balls.

spk1 09-10-2011 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3500336)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMV0rWaDEk

And you could get this too, it looks just like a ferrari. :evilb:

spk1 09-10-2011 02:55 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/53-HA...item415d2e5996

This would be a sweet deal if the price is right.

jeff1000man 09-10-2011 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3500419)
DAMN IT!!! why does the sh!t I've always wanted come up when I can't buy it?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o41836-en.html

This is the cat from Key West I had bought unitl the DR. told me the engines were "a Piece o sh!t". Back then it was $30K but needed a lot of help. It looks like it got it but no price listed.

That would be a sweet island boat for down there. Should have just listened to your instincts big guy

BY U BOY 09-10-2011 11:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3500458)
No Sh!t. That's what I mean. I've got the money, just can't spend a dime unless it's labeled baby supplies or home decoration. I am now punching myself in the balls.

I am thinking of selling my second kid on the black market just so I can pay for the first one. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 09-11-2011 03:45 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3500709)
I am thinking of selling my second kid on the black market just so I can pay for the first one. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

I want my BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK, RIBS. GET IN MY BELLY, BABY.

joew. 09-12-2011 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3500483)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMV0rWaDEk

And you could get this too, it looks just like a ferrari. :evilb:

I am sure they can both catch bonita equally.:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 09-12-2011 01:16 PM

Are Bonita fish big???

jeff1000man 09-12-2011 06:25 PM

The attention getter was re introduced into the Atlantic ocean today. She likes it. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-12-2011 07:52 PM

This is sad....so preventable...

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=32372

wstultz 09-12-2011 10:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3501855)
The attention getter was re introduced into the Atlantic ocean today. She likes it. :coolcowboy:

Congrats dude. Was it fun?

jeff1000man 09-13-2011 07:09 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3502061)
Congrats dude. Was it fun?

More fun to come. Decent size rollers out there from something. We didnt stay out long, but I think it is happeneing again on sunday/

jeff1000man 09-13-2011 07:27 AM

Take a look at these Warlocks

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o41853-en.html

bigandy 09-13-2011 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3502185)
More fun to come. Decent size rollers out there from something. We didnt stay out long, but I think it is happeneing again on sunday/

weird, waves in the middle of the ocean??? must have been the wake from a Sub... :lolhit:

i heard rumor the regulars are going to start tailgating in the parking lot of eldos until it reopens!!!! i went by last night, no such occurance but i think it will be funny if it happens... :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-13-2011 10:05 AM

what happened to Eldos?

jeff1000man 09-13-2011 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3502330)
weird, waves in the middle of the ocean??? must have been the wake from a Sub... :lolhit:

i heard rumor the regulars are going to start tailgating in the parking lot of eldos until it reopens!!!! i went by last night, no such occurance but i think it will be funny if it happens... :coolcowboy:

The only difference now is that theyl truly will be Vagrants. :lolhit:

BY U BOY 09-13-2011 11:22 AM

Looks like I will have a back up throttle man coming in Feb.
Just a hint what the name will be.

I feel the need, the need for speed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwNWv...e_gdata_player

bigandy 09-13-2011 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3502392)
Looks like I will have a back up throttle man coming in Feb.
Just a hint what the name will be.

I feel the need, the need for speed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwNWv...e_gdata_player

Goose is a good name for an Elfs kid, congrats weeman....

bigandy 09-13-2011 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3502336)
what happened to Eldos?

good call on the vagrants thing jeffro,

eldos, ransoms, and sports harbor are all boarded up as of yesterday... no notice to employees :) i guesss somewwhere between owing the IRS a qtr million bucks and premier liquor $25k and the electric bill and the phone bill and cysco and most of your employees that something had to give.... all though i hear steve has already found new investors and is opening a restaraunt in south padre real soon. :lolhit:

i already hear eldos will have new ownership real soon if not already and they are doing a remodel and getting liceneses transferred over and will be serving the degenerates of montgomery again soon. Rob at nasties told me there day business improved the first day....

on a side note i came up with an idea to put ladders down to the water so patrons could use the local bars boat docks still and i saw last night Perry came up with an even better idea and installed stairs down to the beach :) i say let another 5 feet out and lets clean this nasty ass lake tired of looking at tires, concrete, stumps, filth and muck....

jeff1000man 09-13-2011 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3502512)
Goose is a good name for an Elfs kid, congrats weeman....

whats funny is I was google the name of the actor that played goose, and guess that.....


Congrats weeman :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 09-13-2011 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3502521)
good call on the vagrants thing jeffro,

eldos, ransoms, and sports harbor are all boarded up as of yesterday... no notice to employees :) i guesss somewwhere between owing the IRS a qtr million bucks and premier liquor $25k and the electric bill and the phone bill and cysco and most of your employees that something had to give.... all though i hear steve has already found new investors and is opening a restaraunt in south padre real soon. :lolhit:

i already hear eldos will have new ownership real soon if not already and they are doing a remodel and getting liceneses transferred over and will be serving the degenerates of montgomery again soon. Rob at nasties told me there day business improved the first day....

on a side note i came up with an idea to put ladders down to the water so patrons could use the local bars boat docks still and i saw last night Perry came up with an even better idea and installed stairs down to the beach :) i say let another 5 feet out and lets clean this nasty ass lake tired of looking at tires, concrete, stumps, filth and muck....

Tell MADD to let us cash in on some of that money they have been using to harass all of our drunks the last few years, and let the drunks back out of jail for the lake conroe clean up foundation.

http://www.rutherfordcountync.gov/de...s/Programs.php

see the part about inmate trash program

jeff1000man 09-13-2011 05:13 PM

Any of you monkeys want to pitch in on the entry fee and fly up and do the Don Arronow arond long island race? I'll cahnce the boat for that kind of deal.

I think we need fuel and helmets and lifelifes, and the enry fee is $1000. I don't have any of the safety gear except the helmets that are in my storage. Someone could go get them.

It would just be fun to do.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...ml#post3502656

Trojan-man 09-13-2011 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3502661)
Any of you monkeys want to pitch in on the entry fee and fly up and do the Don Arronow arond long island race? I'll cahnce the boat for that kind of deal.

I think we need fuel and helmets and lifelifes, and the enry fee is $1000. I don't have any of the safety gear except the helmets that are in my storage. Someone could go get them.

It would just be fun to do.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...ml#post3502656

Yeah I'll stop by and get them, where's your keys?

jeff1000man 09-14-2011 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3502979)
Yeah I'll stop by and get them, where's your keys?

Bring them with you.

I think I may have found someone to help out with the money.

Will know next week. This could actually happen. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-14-2011 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3502979)
Yeah I'll stop by and get them, where's your keys?

pick up my battery charger while you are there....

jeff1000man 09-14-2011 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3503257)
pick up my battery charger while you are there....

What do you need to charge the batteries in?? :evilb:

Trojan-man 09-14-2011 11:40 AM

:op::op::op::op::op::op:See jeffwomen told me he had the storage keys with him last time I asked, but I knew he had a set hidden ;) I just wanted to smoke him out :party-smiley-004:


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