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wstultz 10-08-2011 10:11 AM

Very funny tough guy.

tomtbone1993 10-08-2011 06:25 PM

A teen was arrested in April Sound Thursday evening after a warrant for impersonating a peace officer was issued for his arrest. It was reported that he had allegedly stopped and questioned other drivers as though he were a law enforcement official.

According to Department of Public Safety Trooper Samuel Laird, Ernest Rene Tomayo, 19, allegedly had a white Crown Victoria, which was a retired police vehicle, and had made stops on other drivers in the area.

“(The car) was solid white, he had Texas emblems on it, state stickers. There was a cage in the back and he had strobe lights in it,” said Laird.

The lights, according to Laird were amber and white.

“You can have lights, but they can’t be red and blue,” Laird said.

He added that amber and white lights, which are legal to have, cannot be used to pull people over.

Tomayo was allegedly pulling over and questioning motorists regarding drunk driving. He reportedly works for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville.

Tomayo was arrested, charged with impersonating a peace officer, booked into the Montgomery County jail Thursday and released on Friday.

No additional information was available as of press time Friday.

jeff1000man 10-08-2011 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3522894)
A teen was arrested in April Sound Thursday evening after a warrant for impersonating a peace officer was issued for his arrest. It was reported that he had allegedly stopped and questioned other drivers as though he were a law enforcement official.

According to Department of Public Safety Trooper Samuel Laird, Ernest Rene Tomayo, 19, allegedly had a white Crown Victoria, which was a retired police vehicle, and had made stops on other drivers in the area.

“(The car) was solid white, he had Texas emblems on it, state stickers. There was a cage in the back and he had strobe lights in it,” said Laird.

The lights, according to Laird were amber and white.

“You can have lights, but they can’t be red and blue,” Laird said.

He added that amber and white lights, which are legal to have, cannot be used to pull people over.

Tomayo was allegedly pulling over and questioning motorists regarding drunk driving. He reportedly works for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville.

Tomayo was arrested, charged with impersonating a peace officer, booked into the Montgomery County jail Thursday and released on Friday.

No additional information was available as of press time Friday.

So what was the point??

wstultz 10-08-2011 07:57 PM

Law don't go around here law dog

tomtbone1993 10-09-2011 12:59 PM

Likin the rain...just need it to stay for a week or two...

jeff1000man 10-09-2011 06:44 PM

Boat runs 38.9 on one engine. :lolhit:

Broke a drive on the way back and ran the last 25 miles on the port engine.

But this run is a lot of fun, lots of places to boat up here.We definately need to plan a trip up here one of these seasons.:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 08:44 AM

You guys seen this. If Joew's truck didn't all ready fit in the garage, I know this would be a lott easier to clean up all the beer cans after the weekend. Just throw them in the back of the truck.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...it-garage.html

wstultz 10-10-2011 09:15 AM

That is funny as hell.

bigandy 10-10-2011 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3523762)
That is funny as hell.

you didnt want to chime in on a code violation?? i just added a 3 ton a/c unit to a garage in grand harbor because a/c company said code could not have an a/c duct into a garage because of backflow of carbon monoxide and there was in issue due to fires as well but i wasnt listening......

blah blah blah.... code... blah blah.. danger... blah. blah... cant do that... blah blah.... liabilty

my response, house is in the county... and im paying cash so no code. make it happen and somebody will sign something saying no one is responsible for anything :)

wstultz 10-10-2011 12:25 PM

I didn't want to be the typical safety sam that ruins a good thread. You can have ducts in the garage they just have to be blocked properly. I'd be more worried about the carbon monoxide than fire. I think that is hilarious how she folded down the tailgate to fold on. I can't wait to go home and show Megan that one so she knows how GOOD she has it.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 03:08 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42290-en.html

Joew

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 03:24 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42290-en.html

Joew

wstultz 10-10-2011 03:25 PM

Powerplays are sweet. Timeless lines.

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3524031)
Powerplays are sweet. Timeless lines.

And that deal is worth the price of the rigging.

tomtbone1993 10-10-2011 09:26 PM

Gregory Performance is back on his game....I was starting to wonder what happen to this guy....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...questions.html

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 09:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3524354)
Gregory Performance is back on his game....I was starting to wonder what happen to this guy....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...questions.html

When was the last time your junk was in the water? I'm pretty sure I just ran my boat all the way back to the ramp on just ONE of my little engines.

Maybe I might have figured out something or other about what NOT to do when building an engine and would like to help some guys not make the same bad decisions. Maybe they'll take advantage of some of my costly mistakes unlike some other people that I know. :rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 10-10-2011 09:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3524367)
When was the last time your junk was in the water? I'm pretty sure I just ran my boat all the way back to the ramp on just ONE of my little engines.

Maybe I might have figured out something or other about what NOT to do when building an engine and would like to help some guys not make the same bad decisions. Maybe they'll take advantage of some of my costly mistakes unlike some other people that I know. :rolleyes:

Mr. Gregory Performance...the last time I was even on the water was in your rig.....nobody is hatin...nothing but love for ya....

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3524373)
Mr. Gregory Performance...the last time I was even on the water was in your rig.....nobody is hatin...nothing but love for ya....

I ws busting your ballsz, this thread has been getting soft. Been looking for someone to set the ring up and get out the gloves. :lolhit:

How are your new mills coming along? I saw somewhere you were consulting with Mr. Fountain. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 10-10-2011 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3524377)
I ws busting your ballsz, this thread has been getting soft. Been looking for someone to set the ring up and get out the gloves. :lolhit:

How are your new mills coming along? I saw somewhere you were consulting with Mr. Fountain. :coolcowboy:

some great things will come in 2012....it will be nice to be back in the saddle...

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3524381)
some great things will come in 2012....it will be nice to be back in the saddle...

I thought you had some 600's in Boatman's shop?

By the way Boatman, have you seen any deals on XR uppers out there? I cant decide whether to just get 2 new ones or have these totally gone through and run with it.

Everything else is new on the boat, might as wel lhave new drives too. :party-smiley-004:

KW is gonna be good this year. Met a few guys from up here that will be there too.

Mr. Armstrong and Mr. View are rumored to be riding with Mr Marburger.

If we could get Tbone down there we could have an even 5 ex presidents.

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3524373)
Mr. Gregory Performance...the last time I was even on the water was in your rig.....nobody is hatin...nothing but love for ya....

Besides, Who has 2 thumbs, drives a cool boat and likes blow jobs?

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 10:03 PM

OMG

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42293-en.html

I would jump all over this if I had the means, and you guys know how I feel about fountains.

Where is Joew's checkbook? :coolcowboy:

BY U BOY 10-10-2011 11:31 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3524377)
I ws busting your ballsz, this thread has been getting soft. Been looking for someone to set the ring up and get out the gloves. :lolhit:

How are your new mills coming along? I saw somewhere you were consulting with Mr. Fountain. :coolcowboy:

Fountain? I heard him on the phone with Skater today. He may need a new necklace soon:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 11:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3524426)
Fountain? I heard him on the phone with Skater today. He may need a new necklace soon:party-smiley-004:

After being up here, no way I buy a cat, even a skater. Now a V-Hull skater. :kiss:

jeff1000man 10-10-2011 11:35 PM

This thing is cool

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/2639468364.html

BY U BOY 10-10-2011 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3524430)
After being up here, no way I buy a cat, even a skater. Now a V-Hull skater. :kiss:

Skater V's are the chit.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...57&f=41257.jpg

joew. 10-11-2011 06:30 AM

I was thinking this is more my style.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42057-en.html

txriverrat2001 10-11-2011 07:48 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3524479)
I was thinking this is more my style.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42057-en.html

That's my neighbors old boat - he upgraded to an '06 with triple 600SCI's ... good project boat... pretty sure 2 of the 3 engines have been gone through....

It's rumour'd to once been Don Johnson's original boat from back in the day .... ?????

wstultz 10-11-2011 08:04 AM

Now t-bone is going to steal it from joeW. Lol

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3524479)
I was thinking this is more my style.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42057-en.html

Well its got plenty of teal so definitely your style.

I'll definitely ride with ya though. :coolcowboy:

joew. 10-11-2011 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3524550)
Well its got plenty of teal so definitely your style.

I'll definitely ride with ya though. :coolcowboy:

That's not teal. That is a awesome green! Plus we can put 15 people on it.:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3524731)
That's not teal. That is a awesome green! Plus we can put 15 people on it.:coolcowboy:

and a pallet of beer

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3524731)
That's not teal. That is a awesome green! Plus we can put 15 people on it.:coolcowboy:

offer 15k :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-11-2011 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3524742)
offer 15k :coolcowboy:

But tell him your name is Jeff.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3524746)
But tell him your name is Jeff.:lolhit:

thousand per person

tomtbone1993 10-11-2011 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3524746)
But tell him your name is Jeff.:lolhit:

Jeff from the North East.....all this bad mouth he is doing about Texas.....:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3524755)
Jeff from the North East.....all this bad mouth he is doing about Texas.....:party-smiley-004:

Where is this bad mouth you speak of ??

I am expanding our territory. Have a meeting with the Bob's this week. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-11-2011 12:32 PM

I wasn't aware of any meeting? Mmmkkkayy!

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3524795)
I wasn't aware of any meeting? Mmmkkkayy!

They called me at home

jeff1000man 10-11-2011 08:00 PM

Big air from orange beach

http://vimeo.com/30400795


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