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jeff1000man 12-24-2011 01:29 PM

I forgot about the secret visit from the maid. That was so money. Where is the picture of Mitch with his bare ass in the face??:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 12-24-2011 11:54 PM

Merry Christmas *****es. :evilb:

On Time 12-25-2011 09:03 AM

Merry Christmas to all - Jesus is strong enough to help even you guys if you let him!

BY U BOY 12-25-2011 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3578898)
Merry Christmas to all - Jesus is strong enough to help even you guys if you let him!

Well maybe not all of us:evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-26-2011 10:41 AM

AUSTIN, Texas - A 70-foot-long double-deck party boat is rubble after its propane tanks exploded and sent the burning empty vessel adrift for several hundred yards on Austin's Lady Bird Lake.

No one was hurt in the Sunday fire. The boat that had been moored at a marina next to a downtown Austin hotel.

Fire Department Battalion Chief Thayer Smith says no cause was determined immediately but arson was a possibility.



Damage is estimated at $1 million. The explosion and fire also damaged two smaller vessels and the dock where they were berthed.

Firefighters waded into the lake, using a hook attached to a long pole to grab the drifting boat and pull it to shore. Smith told the Austin American Statesman the owner would be responsible for removing the wreckage.

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

On Time 12-26-2011 11:11 AM

Wow I hope no one hurt.

tomtbone1993 12-26-2011 10:21 PM

Wstultz....make sure you have this baby before Saturday at midnight...you can never have too many tax breaks...lol

joew. 12-27-2011 09:06 AM

Other then ontime,,,,,,

Who is ready to go skiing????

Your trip: Houston to Breckenridge Ski Resort back to top
Your trip is not purchased. Book now to guarantee price and availability.
Traveler and cost summary
2 Adults $1,759.56
1 Child
Flight taxes/fees, Taxes & Fees $242.94
Total $2,002.50
+ A 11.68 percent city/local tax will be charged + Resort fee: USD 0.00 per accommodation, per stay
Collected by hotel Details
The price has changed for Flight: Houston -- Denver.
Flight summary
Traveling to Denver Note: Your airport check-in is with CONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
Tue 31-Jan-12
Houston (IAH)
Depart 6:55 pm
Terminal C to Denver (DEN)
Arrive 8:35 pm 876 mi
(1,410 km)
Duration: 2hr 40mn
UA
Flight: 1680
Operated by: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3Economy/Coach Class , Food And Beverage For Purchase, Boeing 737-800
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total distance: 876 mi (1,410 km)
Total duration: 2hr 40mn
Traveling to Houston Note: Your airport check-in is with CONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
Sun 5-Feb-12
Denver (DEN)
Depart 2:55 pm to Houston (IAH)
Arrive 6:21 pm
Terminal C 876 mi
(1,410 km)
Duration: 2hr 26mn
UA
Flight: 1663
Operated by: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3Economy/Coach Class , Food And Beverage For Purchase, Boeing 737-800
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total distance: 876 mi (1,410 km)
Total duration: 2hr 26mn
Additional airline fees may apply at check-in Fees may be charged by airlines for services such as preferred seat selection and baggage handling. Please note that fees are determined by the airline you check in with and may change at anytime.
See fees.
Airline 1st Checked Bag 2nd Checked Bag
Continental $25.00 each way
$35.00 each way
Don't see the fee you're looking for? Check our Airline Fee Chart
*Additional overweight baggage fees are charged and vary by airline. Check with your airline for weight restrictions.
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Hotel summary
Tue Jan-31-2012 (5 nights)

DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Breckenridge
550 Village Road
Breckenridge, CO 80424
United States of America
Check in: Tue Jan-31-2012
Check out: Sun Feb-5-2012

On Time 12-27-2011 09:42 AM

Wow thanks for the ad

But we'll spend our ten days at Aspen in Feb like always

joew. 12-27-2011 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3579993)
Wow thanks for the ad

But we'll spend our ten days at Aspen in Feb like always

yeah, it was not for you.

Trojan-man 12-27-2011 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3579997)
yeah, it was not for you.

BIP !! :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 12-27-2011 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3579963)
Who is ready to go skiing????

Your trip: Houston to Breckenridge Ski Resort back to top
Your trip is not purchased. Book now to guarantee price and availability.
Traveler and cost summary
2 Adults $1,759.56
1 Child
Flight taxes/fees, Taxes & Fees $242.94
Total $2,002.50
+ A 11.68 percent city/local tax will be charged + Resort fee: USD 0.00 per accommodation, per stay
Collected by hotel Details
The price has changed for Flight: Houston -- Denver.
Flight summary
Traveling to Denver Note: Your airport check-in is with CONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
Tue 31-Jan-12
Houston (IAH)
Depart 6:55 pm
Terminal C to Denver (DEN)
Arrive 8:35 pm 876 mi
(1,410 km)
Duration: 2hr 40mn
UA
Flight: 1680
Operated by: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3Economy/Coach Class , Food And Beverage For Purchase, Boeing 737-800
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total distance: 876 mi (1,410 km)
Total duration: 2hr 40mn
Traveling to Houston Note: Your airport check-in is with CONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
Sun 5-Feb-12
Denver (DEN)
Depart 2:55 pm to Houston (IAH)
Arrive 6:21 pm
Terminal C 876 mi
(1,410 km)
Duration: 2hr 26mn
UA
Flight: 1663
Operated by: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3Economy/Coach Class , Food And Beverage For Purchase, Boeing 737-800
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total distance: 876 mi (1,410 km)
Total duration: 2hr 26mn
Additional airline fees may apply at check-in Fees may be charged by airlines for services such as preferred seat selection and baggage handling. Please note that fees are determined by the airline you check in with and may change at anytime.
See fees.
Airline 1st Checked Bag 2nd Checked Bag
Continental $25.00 each way
$35.00 each way
Don't see the fee you're looking for? Check our Airline Fee Chart
*Additional overweight baggage fees are charged and vary by airline. Check with your airline for weight restrictions.
Close
Hotel summary
Tue Jan-31-2012 (5 nights)

DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Breckenridge
550 Village Road
Breckenridge, CO 80424
United States of America
Check in: Tue Jan-31-2012
Check out: Sun Feb-5-2012

Where do you start with this one?
Skiless Joe Jackson
Welcome to Club 105 Hell must have Froze Over.
Welcome to Breckrenge Hot Tub, now serving Sweaty Ball soup.
Seriously though, the only one that I know that has built up the pain tolerance of hitting a tree at 40mph, and tumbling down the side of a mountain, is Lefty. Sounds like a fun trip though!
That works out perfectly for Jeff, he will have just finished working in sub zero temps, long enough to unpack his shyt in miami, and catch the last flight back to the artic! lol

On Time 12-27-2011 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3579997)
yeah, it was not for you.

Yeah. I know... You guys would look kind of
out of place in Aspen... :eek:

joew. 12-27-2011 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3580110)
Where do you start with this one?
Skiless Joe Jackson
Welcome to Club 105 Hell must have Froze Over.
Welcome to Breckrenge Hot Tub, now serving Sweaty Ball soup.
Seriously though, the only one that I know that has built up the pain tolerance of hitting a tree at 40mph, and tumbling down the side of a mountain, is Lefty. Sounds like a fun trip though!
That works out perfectly for Jeff, he will have just finished working in sub zero temps, long enough to unpack his shyt in miami, and catch the last flight back to the artic! lol

Are you in???

spk1 12-27-2011 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3580152)
Are you in???

Very Tempting, I will see if I cant get away for that long.

On Time 12-27-2011 01:44 PM

Nice starting bid


http://cooperss.com/1-1-27209-Fountain-Lighting

jeff1000man 12-27-2011 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3580152)
Are you in???

I think my answer on that one is going to be prolly not, unless we plan on just drinking and not skiing.

NEW SNOW
Last 24 hrs: 0 "0 cms
Last 48 hrs: 0 "0 cms
Last 7 days: 6 "15 cms
SNOW CONDITIONS
Packed Powder
Base Depth 27 "69 cms
Season Total 73 "185 cms
TERRAIN REPORT
Terrain Open: 41%
Acres Open: 975 of 2358
Lifts Open: 15 of 31
Runs Open: 58 of 155

jeff1000man 12-28-2011 10:09 AM

Stultz special

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o43320-en.html

jeff1000man 12-28-2011 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3579963)
Other then ontime,,,,,,

Who is ready to go skiing????

Your trip: Houston to Breckenridge Ski Resort back to top
Your trip is not purchased. Book now to guarantee price and availability.
Traveler and cost summary
2 Adults $1,759.56
1 Child
Flight taxes/fees, Taxes & Fees $242.94
Total $2,002.50
+ A 11.68 percent city/local tax will be charged + Resort fee: USD 0.00 per accommodation, per stay
Collected by hotel Details
The price has changed for Flight: Houston -- Denver.
Flight summary
Traveling to Denver Note: Your airport check-in is with CONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
Tue 31-Jan-12
Houston (IAH)
Depart 6:55 pm
Terminal C to Denver (DEN)
Arrive 8:35 pm 876 mi
(1,410 km)
Duration: 2hr 40mn
UA
Flight: 1680
Operated by: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3Economy/Coach Class , Food And Beverage For Purchase, Boeing 737-800
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total distance: 876 mi (1,410 km)
Total duration: 2hr 40mn
Traveling to Houston Note: Your airport check-in is with CONTINENTAL AIRLINES.
Sun 5-Feb-12
Denver (DEN)
Depart 2:55 pm to Houston (IAH)
Arrive 6:21 pm
Terminal C 876 mi
(1,410 km)
Duration: 2hr 26mn
UA
Flight: 1663
Operated by: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3Economy/Coach Class , Food And Beverage For Purchase, Boeing 737-800
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total distance: 876 mi (1,410 km)
Total duration: 2hr 26mn
Additional airline fees may apply at check-in Fees may be charged by airlines for services such as preferred seat selection and baggage handling. Please note that fees are determined by the airline you check in with and may change at anytime.
See fees.
Airline 1st Checked Bag 2nd Checked Bag
Continental $25.00 each way
$35.00 each way
Don't see the fee you're looking for? Check our Airline Fee Chart
*Additional overweight baggage fees are charged and vary by airline. Check with your airline for weight restrictions.
Close
Hotel summary
Tue Jan-31-2012 (5 nights)

DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Breckenridge
550 Village Road
Breckenridge, CO 80424
United States of America
Check in: Tue Jan-31-2012
Check out: Sun Feb-5-2012

OK, I'm in, lets get er done

wstultz 12-28-2011 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3580779)

Wow! That's a hell of a deal. It used to be listed for like $35k.

tomtbone1993 12-28-2011 03:03 PM

that has Jow's name all over it.

wstultz 12-28-2011 06:55 PM

Okay boys, we are in the hospital all checked in. Little Adalyn is being stubborn so she is about to be forced out. I may have a daughter tomorrow morning.

tomtbone1993 12-28-2011 07:00 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3581148)
Okay boys, we are in the hospital all checked in. Little Adalyn is being stubborn so she is about to be forced out. I may have a daughter tomorrow morning.

both of you need to get as much sleep as possible now...its going to be a long night...good luck TW


I will call a 10:36AM delivery:coolcowboy:

boatman22 12-28-2011 07:11 PM

2:36am

spk1 12-28-2011 09:16 PM

5:20pm
whats the money gonna be on this one? lol

BY U BOY 12-28-2011 10:57 PM

7:17 am.

Good luck and don't look:evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-28-2011 11:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3581327)
7:17 am.

Good luck and don't look:evilb:

Good call....don't look it's not worth it....you will be scared for life....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 12-29-2011 08:26 AM

Tom should know since he has insider info.:coolcowboy:

I am going to go with NOW.:coolcowboy:

On Time 12-29-2011 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3581330)
....don't look....you will be scared for life....

???? I got pictures ! :kiss:

wstultz 12-29-2011 01:35 PM

All wrong. Does that mean I win? Still not here but could be in the next hour or so.

On Time 12-29-2011 01:48 PM

C section...

spk1 12-29-2011 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3581287)
5:20pm
whats the money gonna be on this one? lol

just a little quick edit and we are back in business! lol

spk1 12-29-2011 02:28 PM

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-cep...spital_part_2/

Just stopped by conroe regional, and got some video of the waiting room.

spk1 12-29-2011 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3581651)
All wrong. Does that mean I win? Still not here but could be in the next hour or so.

Hang in there, the more time you have to wait, the more time you have for MURDER BALLL! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4QWZ5eFaNo

jeff1000man 12-29-2011 03:43 PM

I wish I new how to embed this stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=angi1vwUkQc

Trojan-man 12-29-2011 07:11 PM

I'm an uncle !!!!!!!!!:drink::coolcowboy: congrats Megan and wade !!!! 8 lbs 2 ozs baby girl

tomtbone1993 12-29-2011 07:45 PM

congrats on adding another Stultz to the world....

BY U BOY 12-29-2011 10:31 PM

Congrats!

spk1 12-29-2011 11:11 PM

Congratulations Wade and Megan!!
Dayumm I sure hope Wade read the baby books!

boatman22 12-30-2011 06:19 AM

Congratulations Wade & Megan


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