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Geezzzzz, I said I was sorry:lolhit: Yall need to stop living in the past.

On that birthday topic,,,,,I have officially started my birth week so where is the party?:coolcowboy:

Damn, am I missing a birthweek party?

wstultz

12-12-2011 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3569740)

Geezzzzz, I said I was sorry:lolhit: Yall need to stop living in the past.

On that birthday topic,,,,,I have officially started my birth week so where is the party?:coolcowboy:

Happy birthweek fu(ko! Isn't the party usually in your hot tub? Last year I think Mushmouth slept in there.:lolhit:

joew.

12-12-2011 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3569871)

Happy birthweek fu(ko! Isn't the party usually in your hot tub? Last year I think Mushmouth slept in there.:lolhit:

It can be! I may be able to serve steaks from the outdoor kitchen depending on how quick the stucco and granite get completed. It would be nice to get all the boys together. Maybe even bm22 will show up again!

joew.

12-12-2011 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3569842)

Damn, am I missing a birthweek party?

You can make it back in time,I have seen you drive that distance for less:coolcowboy:

joew.

12-12-2011 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3569144)

all right boys and girls....the line was drawn in the sand tonight at Joew. house.....its time to start working on the buckets and get them ready for Ticfaw...old man Williams is ready....We have until the first Saturday in May to get them ready.....

So when will the project begin?

tomtbone1993

12-12-2011 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3569895)

So when will the project begin?

that is a damn good question...at this time i do not have a answer for....

spk1	12-13-2011 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2057939)

If I had as much money as lefty, I would retire.

As so he did, for a little while.

spk1	12-13-2011 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2056323)

Tom gett off your lazy azz and fix your boat.....unless you have to ask permission from Kelly! :eek:

Wow,

spk1	12-13-2011 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2056349)

you boys just enjoy my boat being laid up..........it will be ready very soon......very soon......

tick toc.

spk1	12-13-2011 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060309)

Were is the party tonight? My alcohol level has gotten low late in the day and I need some assistance. We could all go over to Tom's storage and watch him not work on his boat, any takers;)

Hell I dont think I even need you guys to keep the BS thread going, lol

spk1	12-13-2011 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060388)

Tom you need a pit crew and some motivation to put that thing back together. I will take care of the motivation. "HELLO MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND FINISH THAT BOAT. YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!, SO FROM NOW ON HERE IS YOU HERE IS ME! WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO BE A WRITTER, WELL LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE US A REGULAR BILL SHAKESPEAR! WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN USING YOUR PAPER NOT FOR WRITTING BUT FOR ROLLIN DUBBIES" Hope thatr helps, now go get'm tiger!

So according to this, somebody is livin in a van down by the river....

spk1	12-13-2011 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061373)

DAMN are you throwing yard darts! Just make sure the Islander has plenty of gas! Hate for you to have to park it again on one engine.....like a monkey f-in a football! Captin Joe! :drink:

zing!

spk1	12-13-2011 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061376)

I thought I made it pretty clear that night to shut the f!@# up:D

The San Jacinto River Athority called they wnat there sand back:evilb:

BiP!

spk1	12-13-2011 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2063113)

WHEN R YALL LEAVING FOR TICKFAW?

Man you like to pre plan dont you.

spk1	12-13-2011 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303349)

"Hey, if you don't know how to fix it then......you aint lyin !!! "

Is that how it went?

spk1	12-13-2011 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303357)

No " It's not lyin if you don't know what the truth is"

Oh yea,, thats more like it!

spk1	12-13-2011 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2305572)

SCORECARD:

Blown boat engines - 2

Engine fires - 1

Used fire extinguishers - 3

Broke drives - 1

Broke Trannies - 1

Broke azz mo- fo's who had way to good of a time - 26

Grand total of money lost and cost to repair everything that was broken, and gratuties, and bar tabs - to big to count

Having Joew tell the whole Casino that they take it in the can - PRICELESS

Watching Bigandy pass out in an innertube and float around the lazy river - Better than Priceless

What a hell of a weekend. :party-smiley-048::circle:

Sounds like a good time, I wonder where all those guys are now?

spk1	12-13-2011 02:02 PM

So anybody hear about the blow up doll company going out of business? Whats up with that?

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306228)

I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.

spk1	12-13-2011 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306239)

No, no you couldn't....

......

spk1	12-13-2011 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2307753)

FU(k it,, Lets get a sportfish and head to costa rica or Brazil!

so I say this.

spk1	12-13-2011 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2307758)

We're all just waiting on you to buy the yacht and then it's on!

you then say that? What tha Helll Happened? lol

spk1	12-13-2011 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2308661)

Chadwick homes come with a new reach around bonus.

Any purchase made in the Cape Conroe subdivision before Haloween get a free hand job.

Now thats how you keep sales up in a down economy!

jeff1000man

12-13-2011 05:56 PM

Did Monica kick Spk1 out of the house again? :party-smiley-004:

spk1	12-13-2011 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3570507)

Did Monica kick Spk1 out of the house again? :party-smiley-004:

Nope, When I get kicked out of the house, I end up on a Flight straight to Texas. Just trying to get the tread wound up.

wstultz

12-14-2011 07:59 PM

You should start working on getting kicked out for a week or so.:lolhit:

joew.

12-14-2011 09:17 PM

Outback tomorrow night if any of you ladies can make it out, followed by bonfire Friday at the Kutalek ranch and possibly good time Saturday at my pad.

jeff1000man

12-14-2011 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3571335)

Outback tomorrow night if any of you ladies can make it out, followed by bonfire Friday at the Kutalek ranch and possibly good time Saturday at my pad.

:party-smiley-004:

spk1	12-15-2011 01:18 PM

Happy Birthday JoeW.!!

It been one hell of a long time since you, punched lefty in the nose, lost a tooth, punched a stranger, pistol whipped a good buddy, punched lefty in the nose, fell off a running boat, threatened to drive your truck through a buddies house, punched lefty in the nose, been stabbed with a fork, almost stabbed with a butcher knife, punched lefty in the nose, chased some one with a hammer, punched lefty in the nose, or even called your wife the good kind of whore bag! The fact that you lived through all that, gives one hell of a reason to celebrate this year,,, so here is to you Joe W!!!!!

So You guys need to put some cash together, and get this guy a bottle of Jonnie Walker Blue, and put a Helmet on the guy and Let him go NutS!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. If I have left any thing out,, feel free to post in honor of Joe W. Today!

tomtbone1993

12-15-2011 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3571760)

nice recap....you left out him trying to put his hand on my sticks...:lolhit::lolhit:

wstultz

12-15-2011 03:40 PM

You also left out pushing Lefty into alligator infested water eleventy million times.:lolhit:

Happy Birthday Captain Insano!:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993

12-15-2011 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3571860)

You also left out pushing Lefty into alligator infested water eleventy million times.:lolhit:

Happy Birthday Captain Insano!:coolcowboy:

what day are you suppose to become a daddy?

who is all in for outback tonight??

spk1	12-15-2011 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3571869)

what day are you suppose to become a daddy?

who is all in for outback tonight??

I wish I was!

wstultz

12-15-2011 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3571869)

what day are you suppose to become a daddy?

who is all in for outback tonight??

Any day now. It was originally the 22nd but the doc said last week that she was going to come this week. Then this week the doc said she was nice and comfy and may not come until the original due date. I'm just oiling up my baseball glove to make the catch.

I may be down for some Outback.

joew.

12-15-2011 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3571760)

Awesome job spk1, the only thing that would top it is if you were at Outback to break balls tonight!!

Thanks!:coolcowboy:

boatman22

12-15-2011 05:44 PM

Happy B-day Joe...wish we could make it tonight...I'm baby sitting while the women are shopping.......something Wade will be doing next week....:party-smiley-004:

wstultz

12-15-2011 06:22 PM

What time is you biatches headed up to outback?

jeff1000man

12-15-2011 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3571760)

Oh Sweet. That made my day.

You forgot snatching up a T Bone steak off a chicks plate and throwing it at the window so that it left a pefect greasy imprint of a T Bone steak.

And that one time.......

The rest can wait until I am back in town, which should be just in time for the Williams, Stultz, and Roperstein family Christmas parties, since all my families will be out of town.

I wish I could be there for Outback tonight. Has it been a year at least since we have all been there at the same time? Maybe longer??

jeff1000man

12-15-2011 06:35 PM

And Happy Birthday for the second time today Joew. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man

12-16-2011 07:20 AM

SAD

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...-part-out.html

jeff1000man

12-16-2011 09:32 AM

Anyone remember this thing from key west?

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/...ike+a+dolphin/

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