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spk1 04-11-2012 03:02 PM

Oh yea times they are a changing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDxab...eature=related

:evilb::evilb:

spk1 04-11-2012 03:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7cv...eature=related

BY U BOY 04-11-2012 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3660730)
please welcome our new girl to the club 105 family....more turn key fuel friendly...:)

Good looking ride. What time does weekend at Bernie's start:cartman:

Trojan-man 04-11-2012 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3660730)
please welcome our new girl to the club 105 family....more turn key fuel friendly...:)

nice g-ride tboner. did wstultz go in partners with you on that? I know he has been horny on wakeboarding lately :bunnydance:

tomtbone1993 04-11-2012 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3661250)
Oh yea times they are a changing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDxab...eature=related

:evilb::evilb:

this is more what i had in mind...i don't know what you Florida guys have going on...lol

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS9qJfpbr1I[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 04-11-2012 11:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3661661)
nice g-ride tboner. did wstultz go in partners with you on that? I know he has been horny on wakeboarding lately :bunnydance:

wstultz and i have a little partner program in place...he was consulted prior the final purchase...i will be looking foward to some Stultz wakeboarding lessons...:)

tomtbone1993 04-11-2012 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3661656)
Good looking ride. What time does weekend at Bernie's start:cartman:

It started yesterday at 4:30.....:):party-smiley-004:

spk1 04-11-2012 11:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3661691)
this is more what i had in mind...i don't know what you Florida guys have going on...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS9qJfpbr1I

Yea we got something like that down here, :thankyouthankyou:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QC7S...feature=fvwrel

BY U BOY 04-12-2012 12:22 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3661698)
It started yesterday at 4:30.....:):party-smiley-004:

Do you ever work anymore????:party-smiley-004: first it was the fair now its the lake.

BY U BOY 04-12-2012 12:23 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3661695)
wstultz and i have a little partner program in place...he was consulted prior the final purchase...i will be looking foward to some Stultz wakeboarding lessons...:)

Ok I'm buying this and we can call it home base

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...iner-101677211

joew. 04-12-2012 08:46 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3661727)
Do you ever work anymore????:party-smiley-004: first it was the fair now its the lake.

Sales professionals work 24/7 because everyone is a potential client. :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 04-12-2012 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3661729)
Ok I'm buying this and we can call it the floating diaper changing station
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...iner-101677211

I fixed it for you.....:poopoo:

tomtbone1993 04-12-2012 05:18 PM

HOUSTON - A strong weather system currently dumping feet of snow in California's Sierra Nevada has its sights set on the nation's midsection, including Texas.

The storm will take a few days to migrate from the west coast to Texas. Before the storm gets here, we'll have warm, humid and breezy conditions. Winds will pick up to between 20 and 25 mph and highs should continue to be in the mid 80s.

The core of the storm will pass north of us, but an associated cold front will push into the Houston area Sunday night or Monday. As it draws near, expect heavy downpours and potentially strong storms that bring up to 3 inches of rain in some areas.

The rain should clear out by Tuesday morning at the latest. In its wake, the humidity will drop and afternoon temperatures may hold in the upper 70s through mid- to late-week.

spk1 04-13-2012 01:41 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3662337)
HOUSTON - A strong weather system currently dumping feet of snow in California's Sierra Nevada has its sights set on the nation's midsection, including Texas.

The storm will take a few days to migrate from the west coast to Texas. Before the storm gets here, we'll have warm, humid and breezy conditions. Winds will pick up to between 20 and 25 mph and highs should continue to be in the mid 80s.

The core of the storm will pass north of us, but an associated cold front will push into the Houston area Sunday night or Monday. As it draws near, expect heavy downpours and potentially strong storms that bring up to 3 inches of rain in some areas.

The rain should clear out by Tuesday morning at the latest. In its wake, the humidity will drop and afternoon temperatures may hold in the upper 70s through mid- to late-week.

And the good towns people of lake conroe will live happily ever after. :thankyouthankyou:

tomtbone1993 04-15-2012 08:12 PM

Fun day on the old lake today......

wstultz 04-15-2012 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3664235)
Fun day on the old lake today......

How was the new bucket? It was apparently cruiser day on the lake today. I went by to work on the Trojan and everyone's slip was empty. Good to see the lake getting used again. Not good to see very little rain today.

Trojan-man 04-15-2012 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3664327)
How was the new bucket? It was apparently cruiser day on the lake today. I went by to work on the Trojan and everyone's slip was empty. Good to see the lake getting used again. Not good to see very little rain today.

I want a statue of wades avatar dewayne elasondro mountain dew Herbert camacho on the front of the trojan:violent040::violent040:

tomtbone1993 04-16-2012 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3664327)
How was the new bucket? It was apparently cruiser day on the lake today. I went by to work on the Trojan and everyone's slip was empty. Good to see the lake getting used again. Not good to see very little rain today.

It was a lot of fun...slung the kids around on the tube and just crusied..

jeff1000man 04-16-2012 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3664922)
It was a lot of fun...slung the kids around on the tube and just crusied..

Looked good

spk1 04-17-2012 06:30 PM

Its been a looong time since anybody has given joew. some Jonnie Walker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qX1LmKgyno

jeff1000man 04-18-2012 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3666289)
Its been a looong time since anybody has given joew. some Jonnie Walker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qX1LmKgyno

It's been almost a year since your cig has been in the water too. :eekdrop:

On Time 04-18-2012 03:15 PM

I'm riding my bicycle to Austin this weekend. :whistle:

spk1 04-18-2012 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3667034)
It's been almost a year since your cig has been in the water too. :eekdrop:

I did not know they had internet access in the martini bar/nail salon? :thankyouthankyou:

wstultz 04-18-2012 03:56 PM

He's getting the spk1 special BLT.:bunnydance:

spk1 04-18-2012 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3667179)
He's getting the spk1 special BLT.:bunnydance:

LoL, Subway, Quiznos , Whichwich, aint got nothing on the "special" BLT, :evilb:

spk1 04-18-2012 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3667144)
I'm riding my bicycle to Austin this weekend. :whistle:

Ive heard about that gig,
http://beatbikeblog.blogspot.com/200...ppropiate.html

:bunnydance:

On Time 04-18-2012 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3667186)
Ive heard about that gig,
http://beatbikeblog.blogspot.com/200...ppropiate.html

:bunnydance:

Actually its this. Claudia and I will be doing it for the 8th time. :thankyouthankyou:

http://main.nationalmssociety.org/si...al&fr_id=17896

I'm taking online donations.

jeff1000man 04-18-2012 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3667172)
I did not know they had internet access in the martini bar/nail salon? :thankyouthankyou:

What the hell does that mean captain purple caddy

Trojan-man 04-19-2012 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3666289)
Its been a looong time since anybody has given joew. some Jonnie Walker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qX1LmKgyno

:wizard:

Trojan-man 04-19-2012 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3667034)
It's been almost a year since your cig has been in the water too. :eekdrop:

I might have to award a BIP for this one :evilb:

spk1 04-19-2012 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3667829)
I might have to award a BIP for this one :evilb:

You cant award a bip to a cruiser guy, over one of your oso powerboat owner/brothers, those cruiser guys will never understand the high pressure involved in our sport. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 04-19-2012 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3662063)
Mouth balls will run great for 500 miles then pop


Sayy whaaa? :eekdrop:

Capt Tethlong strikes again!

jeff1000man 04-19-2012 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3668055)
You cant award a bip to a cruiser guy, over one of your oso powerboat owner/brothers, those cruiser guys will never understand the high pressure involved in our sport. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

What? You mean the high pressure of cleaning the leaves out of it while it sits in the driveway??

Trojan-man 04-21-2012 10:56 AM

ok I have to mediate here. I will award points simply for having a cigarette. I will also award points for having any boat that one takes out on a regular basis. So having said this, it looks like we may be in a tie breaker situation :daz:

Trojan-man 04-23-2012 01:18 PM

Sex panther......60% of the time, it works everytime

jeff1000man 04-24-2012 03:37 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3670729)
Sex panther......60% of the time, it works everytime

Its quite pungent

jeff1000man 04-24-2012 11:09 AM

With the price of fountains these days, I may have to convert.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o45237-en.html

tomtbone1993 04-24-2012 11:31 AM

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=43662

bigandy 04-24-2012 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3671562)

the skank gets more famous every day!!!!!

tomtbone1993 04-24-2012 08:47 PM

cool military slide show...

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/sci...atures#slide=1


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