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spk1 02-12-2013 06:17 PM

P.S. I havent seen the outside world in two weeks, this thread is all I have left! so start posting biatches!! something anything Post!! post!! Post! For the love of all thats holy! :pray::pacifier::pray::readinghelp:

wstultz 02-12-2013 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3866113)
P.S. I havent seen the outside world in two weeks, this thread is all I have left! so start posting biatches!! something anything Post!! post!! Post! For the love of all thats holy! :pray::pacifier::pray::readinghelp:

:poopoo:pick up my poop!!! :)

wstultz 02-12-2013 06:27 PM

Just keep thinking. One day this poop and pee machine will be mowing the lawn for me.

spk1 02-13-2013 08:21 PM

So let me get this straight, there was a topps meeting last night and not one post generated from it? :bsflag:

joew. 02-13-2013 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3866814)
So let me get this straight, there was a topps meeting last night and not one post generated from it? :bsflag:

SPK1....................My friend. Let me give the update on TX.

I have thought about this for some time on how to bring you up to speed. I think the best way is to sum up each individual as we have in the past::::

Joew. I have a boat that runs and several more I want. That said, I have not had the ballls to get into the game that I soooo want tooo. Mainly because I know all I want to do is drink on the water and being the capt. does not mix.. and no balls :evilb:
Tbone: has been running two businesses and running a 3yr ld which is a full time job. He is also waiting on my Xmas gift which is in the mail:)
Wstultz: Has been making the baddest boat he has ever owned(I have an offer on it) and now he doesn't know what to do sense it is near completion.
Chadwick:Has a sweat pad on the drink which I have never been invited to so f-him. On the boat side, he is riding wstultz coat tales.....
Jeffro: The last time I saw Jeffro he pulled in my driveway then left again. Apparently, flipping a 28 cig that no onehas seen. He will make it work as he always does.
BigAndy:This pickle is a bit more tough to understand. I know he is dad of the year.. That said, he is spending zero time on the skank. The skank is actually becoming some sort of filth remembrance.
Buyyouboy: Has been elbow deep in a case of girl scout cookies and telling all the guys about his powerboat.
SPK1: Has been realizing what life is like when he is responsible for something else other then getting his azz out of the rack, other then himself...
Then there is George. I have no idea.

Long story short, the old gang is weak at best... I wish I had better news.

tomtbone1993 02-13-2013 11:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3866955)
SPK1....................My friend. Let me give the update on TX.

I have thought about this for some time on how to bring you up to speed. I think the best way is to sum up each individual as we have in the past::::

Joew. I have a boat that runs and several more I want. That said, I have not had the ballls to get into the game that I soooo want tooo. Mainly because I know all I want to do is drink on the water and being the capt. does not mix.. and no balls :evilb:
Tbone: has been running two businesses and running a 3yr ld which is a full time job. He is also waiting on my Xmas gift which is in the mail:)
Wstultz: Has been making the baddest boat he has ever owned(I have an offer on it) and now he doesn't know what to do sense it is near completion.
Chadwick:Has a sweat pad on the drink which I have never been invited to so f-him. On the boat side, he is riding wstultz coat tales.....
Jeffro: The last time I saw Jeffro he pulled in my driveway then left again. Apparently, flipping a 28 cig that no onehas seen. He will make it work as he always does.
BigAndy:This pickle is a bit more tough to understand. I know he is dad of the year.. That said, he is spending zero time on the skank. The skank is actually becoming some sort of filth remembrance.
Buyyouboy: Has been elbow deep in a case of girl scout cookies and telling all the guys about his powerboat.
SPK1: Has been realizing what life is like when he is responsible for something else other then getting his azz out of the rack, other then himself...
Then there is George. I have no idea.

Long story short, the old gang is weak at best... I wish I had better news.



very nice....

tomtbone1993 02-13-2013 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3866814)
So let me get this straight, there was a topps meeting last night and not one post generated from it? :bsflag:

Wills just mutherphucked the new president...the new president told Willis to eat a dic and threaten to whip his azz ...just a another Topps meeting.....lol

joew. 02-13-2013 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3866963)
Wills just mutherphucked the new president...the new president told Willis to eat a dic and threaten to whip his azz ...just a another Topps meeting.....lol

Man...I wish I was in topps:party-smiley-004:

it is probably time for some new blood:daz:

wstultz 02-14-2013 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3866955)
SPK1....................My friend. Let me give the update on TX.

I have thought about this for some time on how to bring you up to speed. I think the best way is to sum up each individual as we have in the past::::

Joew. I have a boat that runs and several more I want. That said, I have not had the ballls to get into the game that I soooo want tooo. Mainly because I know all I want to do is drink on the water and being the capt. does not mix.. and no balls :evilb:
Tbone: has been running two businesses and running a 3yr ld which is a full time job. He is also waiting on my Xmas gift which is in the mail:)
Wstultz: Has been making the baddest boat he has ever owned(I have an offer on it) and now he doesn't know what to do sense it is near completion.
Chadwick:Has a sweat pad on the drink which I have never been invited to so f-him. On the boat side, he is riding wstultz coat tales.....
Jeffro: The last time I saw Jeffro he pulled in my driveway then left again. Apparently, flipping a 28 cig that no onehas seen. He will make it work as he always does.
BigAndy:This pickle is a bit more tough to understand. I know he is dad of the year.. That said, he is spending zero time on the skank. The skank is actually becoming some sort of filth remembrance.
Buyyouboy: Has been elbow deep in a case of girl scout cookies and telling all the guys about his powerboat.
SPK1: Has been realizing what life is like when he is responsible for something else other then getting his azz out of the rack, other then himself...
Then there is George. I have no idea.

Long story short, the old gang is weak at best... I wish I had better news.

Lol. That was an offer on the boat? I thought that was just for the trailer.

jeff1000man 02-14-2013 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3866963)
Wills just mutherphucked the new president...the new president told Willis to eat a dic and threaten to whip his azz ...just a another Topps meeting.....lol

And in public,,,,:whistle: so much for changing our image :lolhit:

jeff1000man 02-14-2013 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3866955)
SPK1....................My friend. Let me give the update on TX.

I have thought about this for some time on how to bring you up to speed. I think the best way is to sum up each individual as we have in the past::::

Joew. I have a boat that runs and several more I want. That said, I have not had the ballls to get into the game that I soooo want tooo. Mainly because I know all I want to do is drink on the water and being the capt. does not mix.. and no balls :evilb:
Tbone: has been running two businesses and running a 3yr ld which is a full time job. He is also waiting on my Xmas gift which is in the mail:)
Wstultz: Has been making the baddest boat he has ever owned(I have an offer on it) and now he doesn't know what to do sense it is near completion.
Chadwick:Has a sweat pad on the drink which I have never been invited to so f-him. On the boat side, he is riding wstultz coat tales.....
Jeffro: The last time I saw Jeffro he pulled in my driveway then left again. Apparently, flipping a 28 cig that no onehas seen. He will make it work as he always does.
BigAndy:This pickle is a bit more tough to understand. I know he is dad of the year.. That said, he is spending zero time on the skank. The skank is actually becoming some sort of filth remembrance.
Buyyouboy: Has been elbow deep in a case of girl scout cookies and telling all the guys about his powerboat.
SPK1: Has been realizing what life is like when he is responsible for something else other then getting his azz out of the rack, other then himself...
Then there is George. I have no idea.

Long story short, the old gang is weak at best... I wish I had better news.

Like most Stultz projects, the Trojan Man lake house is not progressing very quickly because it changed from the Lake house of Love and Fornication, to the Lake house of diapers, Diet coke and Baby gates.

jeff1000man 02-14-2013 10:33 AM

http://speedonthewater.com/new-boats...ce-engine.html

spk1 02-14-2013 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3866955)
SPK1....................My friend. Let me give the update on TX.

I have thought about this for some time on how to bring you up to speed. I think the best way is to sum up each individual as we have in the past::::

Joew. I have a boat that runs and several more I want. That said, I have not had the ballls to get into the game that I soooo want tooo. Mainly because I know all I want to do is drink on the water and being the capt. does not mix.. and no balls :evilb:
Tbone: has been running two businesses and running a 3yr ld which is a full time job. He is also waiting on my Xmas gift which is in the mail:)
Wstultz: Has been making the baddest boat he has ever owned(I have an offer on it) and now he doesn't know what to do sense it is near completion.
Chadwick:Has a sweat pad on the drink which I have never been invited to so f-him. On the boat side, he is riding wstultz coat tales.....
Jeffro: The last time I saw Jeffro he pulled in my driveway then left again. Apparently, flipping a 28 cig that no onehas seen. He will make it work as he always does.
BigAndy:This pickle is a bit more tough to understand. I know he is dad of the year.. That said, he is spending zero time on the skank. The skank is actually becoming some sort of filth remembrance.
Buyyouboy: Has been elbow deep in a case of girl scout cookies and telling all the guys about his powerboat.
SPK1: Has been realizing what life is like when he is responsible for something else other then getting his azz out of the rack, other then himself...
Then there is George. I have no idea.

Long story short, the old gang is weak at best... I wish I had better news.

Now we're talking!

spk1 02-14-2013 03:00 PM

I hope every one is enjoying their VD.

tomtbone1993 02-16-2013 05:57 PM

I think I saw this boat on lake Conroe yesterday ....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49534-en.html

HOSSMAN 02-16-2013 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3868791)
I think I saw this boat on lake Conroe yesterday ....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49534-en.html

If so then someone got a hell of a deal on a really nice Glad.

jeff1000man 02-18-2013 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3868791)
I think I saw this boat on lake Conroe yesterday ....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49534-en.html

There are two ads for that boat. The last one posted was 85K OBO. Pretty decent deal.

jeff1000man 02-18-2013 01:14 PM

Sorry, 89,900 :eekdrop:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49622-en.html

tomtbone1993 02-19-2013 10:57 PM

Lake Level
198.34 ft.
(Normal Pool=201ft

tomtbone1993 02-20-2013 07:12 PM

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/3583575843.html

spk1 02-20-2013 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3871708)

Lets all throw 2k in the pot and have a club 105 boat, to hit up all the poker runs in. I bet we make all out money back by the ned of the summer. Tickfaw, lake conroe, destin, clearlake, we have to win one of em!

tomtbone1993 02-20-2013 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3871804)
Lets all throw 2k in the pot and have a club 105 boat, to hit up all the poker runs in. I bet we make all out money back by the ned of the summer. Tickfaw, lake conroe, destin, clearlake, we have to win one of em!


I will only do it....if Gregory performance puts big power in it....

jeff1000man 02-21-2013 01:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3871813)
I will only do it....if Gregory performance puts big power in it....

Why don't you put big power in your junk for the eleventyeth time.....

joew. 02-21-2013 06:46 AM

No phone number??? Scam

tomtbone1993 02-21-2013 08:53 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3871909)
Why don't you put big power in your junk for the eleventyeth time.....

Because I am not independently wealthy like you are.....that's what happens when you start reproducing...

spk1 02-21-2013 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3871941)
No phone number??? Scam

I have it, let me know if you want it. Who ever wants to buy it let me know I will go in with someone, I just dont want to keep the boat in florida, but it will have to make either the keywest nationlas or a bimini trip once a year. :evilb:

bigandy 02-21-2013 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3872284)
I have it, let me know if you want it. Who ever wants to buy it let me know I will go in with someone, I just dont want to keep the boat in florida, but it will have to make either the keywest nationlas or a bimini trip once a year. :evilb:

im in for 25%... lemme know

tomtbone1993 02-26-2013 01:02 AM

Lake Level
198.4 ft.
(Normal Pool=201ft

wstultz 02-28-2013 01:35 PM

I hope all of you biotches will be at the crawfish boil/ boat show on the 23rd. It's at the pink palace at 12 and ends at 6. If you aren't coming then you take it in the can. :stooges:

jeff1000man 02-28-2013 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3876756)
I hope all of you biotches will be at the crawfish boil/ boat show on the 23rd. It's at the pink palace at 12 and ends at 6. If you aren't coming then you take it in the can. :stooges:

I guess this is you stating that Sutphenstein will be out and about that day. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 02-28-2013 03:55 PM

I hope so but I know whether its out or not my lips will be burning and my nose running. I think I may be able to out crawfish Colter this year!

wstultz 03-05-2013 11:14 AM

Awful quiet in here for such a group of deviants and outcasts. You all suck balls.

97FASTech 03-05-2013 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3879797)
Awful quiet in here for such a group of deviants and outcasts. You all suck balls.

Water is still too cold, shrinkage factor, no balls. lol

wstultz 03-05-2013 02:05 PM

You don't have the 271 that's stored right off of 2854 do you?

97FASTech 03-05-2013 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3879908)
You don't have the 271 that's stored right off of 2854 do you?

More than likely not, store mine at Joint Base SA at Canyon Lake. However I have been contemplating whether to bring the boat and trailer home to Houston area. Canyon Lake goes too low, too often now. Maybe looking at storing up around Lake Conroe, and having to find a nice RV slot / campground for summer.

tomtbone1993 03-10-2013 09:47 PM

198.29 ft.
(Normal Pool=201ft)

wstultz 03-11-2013 08:25 AM

All these little bs storms are doing is maintaining the lake level. We need a flood before summer or we're screwed.

bigandy 03-11-2013 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3883543)
All these little bs storms are doing is maintaining the lake level. We need a flood before summer or we're screwed.

there is a leak... look where the cranes are working and its no where near the treatment plant... guarantee they are letting water out so they can do the work. look at all the dirt they have piled behind the fence. I called to buy it and they said no they are going to use it.

Also kind of odd no local contractors got the bid for anything...

tomtbone1993 03-11-2013 03:35 PM

I heard there is a leak as well...:(

jeff1000man 03-12-2013 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3883789)
I heard there is a leak as well...:(

Leak?


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