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wstultz 05-24-2012 11:37 AM

I'm going to Austin this weekend for a wedding, yah! But I will be back on Sunday for the JoeW party.

jeff1000man 05-24-2012 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3694861)
So what's is up for the weekend? I think I will be out on the lake Saturday and maybe on Friday. Anyone else?

Are any of you ladies coming by my place on Sunday?

I have similar plans

tomtbone1993 05-24-2012 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3694938)
I'm going to Austin this weekend for a wedding, yah! But I will be back on Sunday for the JoeW party.

What is it w/Stultz boys and weddings???do you guys not have any friends that reliaze weddings should happen in the winter??:poopoo::lolhit:

wstultz 05-24-2012 01:49 PM

Our friends realize it, our old lady's friends.... That's a different story. Memorial day weekend wedding. Selfish mofos!

On Time 05-24-2012 04:29 PM

Lakes going down again just like last year

http://conroe.uslakes.info/Level.asp

I can barely get the ski boat off the lift since it touches the ground. It's back to the trailer this weekend, $hit. :angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 05-25-2012 12:27 PM

we need to get some new shirts made.....

MEMORIAL DAY NO REFUSAL WEEKEND-DA ANNOUNCES NEW DESIGNATED CAPTAIN PROGRAM


Filed Fri, May 25, 2012 by Scott Engle

Local / Area News, Montgomery County DWI


BY SUE THACKERAY

The Memorial Day weekend is not only the unofficial start of summer, but it also kicks off what historically are the 100 deadliest days of the year on area roadways.

Local law enforcement will be out in force over the long weekend looking for drunk drivers on the roads and drunk boaters on Lake Conroe.

According the Warren Diepraam, chief of vehicular crimes for the Montgomery County District Attorney’s office, this will be a No Refusal weekend on the roads and on the water, meaning, even if the suspected drunk driver or boater refuses to consent to sobriety testing, a warrant will be obtained and blood will be drawn.

“There’s no saying no, because we’re going to be getting blood one way or another,” Diepraam said.

There will be 200 additional police officers on the roads of Montgomery, Harris and Galveston counties over the holiday weekend, looking specifically for drunk drivers, Diepraam said. All three counties are participating in the No Refusal weekend.

“The Montgomery County No Refusal program is a nationally recognized role model in fighting DWI cases and DWI fatalities,” Diepraam said. “But we want to keep on being creative and come up with new initiatives to make sure we get the public safety message out there.”

That new initiative is the Designated Skipper Program.

Additional officers from the Montgomery County Precinct 1 Constable’s office and rangers from Texas Parks and Wildlife also be on Lake Conroe looking for intoxicated skippers all weekend, but the District Attorney’s office and local businesses are offering incentives to those willing to be a designated skipper for their friends.

With lake levels returning to normal following last summer’s drought, law enforcement and local business owners are expecting a busy weekend on the water as people try to make up for lost time on the lake last year. But, the safety of is a top priority. “We’re looking forward to a busy weekend,” said Erik Willis with County Line BBQ. “We’re offering a discount to all the boaters, but we’re offering a free meal and free non-alcoholic beverages to the designated boating driver.”

Other businesses are taking part as well, and more information on those will be available throughout the weekend on District Attorney Brett Ligon’s Twitter feed.

“Working with area businesses on Lake Conroe and also the designated driver company called DD4hire.com, we will provide a service to anybody who wants a designated skipper,” Diepraam said.

DD4hire.com will provide a designated skipper for anyone requesting one at a nominal fee of about $10 per hour, according to Diepraam. A small price to pay considering the average DWI can cost the offender as much as $15,000 when all is said and done.

Being a holiday weekend, law enforcement officers will also be making frequent stops of boats on the lake to ensure the skippers are sober. But, taking part in the Designated Skipper program may also enable boaters to cut down on the number of times they are stopped, if they pick up a designated skipper T-shirt from the DA’s office, Texas Parks and Wildlife or various businesses on the lake.

“If we see this bright colored shirt, we’ll know that this person is sober and they don’t need to be stopped, so they’ll be free to go about their business,” Diepraam said.

The goal is to keep Lake Conroe safe and available for everyone not only this weekend, but year round.

“For three years we have not had one boating while intoxicated fatality on Lake Conroe and the citizens of Montgomery County can once again enjoy Lake Conroe,” Diepraam said.

Trojan-man 05-26-2012 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3695708)
we need to get some new shirts made.....

MEMORIAL DAY NO REFUSAL WEEKEND-DA ANNOUNCES NEW DESIGNATED CAPTAIN PROGRAM


Filed Fri, May 25, 2012 by Scott Engle

Local / Area News, Montgomery County DWI


BY SUE THACKERAY

The Memorial Day weekend is not only the unofficial start of summer, but it also kicks off what historically are the 100 deadliest days of the year on area roadways.

Local law enforcement will be out in force over the long weekend looking for drunk drivers on the roads and drunk boaters on Lake Conroe.

According the Warren Diepraam, chief of vehicular crimes for the Montgomery County District Attorney’s office, this will be a No Refusal weekend on the roads and on the water, meaning, even if the suspected drunk driver or boater refuses to consent to sobriety testing, a warrant will be obtained and blood will be drawn.

“There’s no saying no, because we’re going to be getting blood one way or another,” Diepraam said.

There will be 200 additional police officers on the roads of Montgomery, Harris and Galveston counties over the holiday weekend, looking specifically for drunk drivers, Diepraam said. All three counties are participating in the No Refusal weekend.

“The Montgomery County No Refusal program is a nationally recognized role model in fighting DWI cases and DWI fatalities,” Diepraam said. “But we want to keep on being creative and come up with new initiatives to make sure we get the public safety message out there.”

That new initiative is the Designated Skipper Program.

Additional officers from the Montgomery County Precinct 1 Constable’s office and rangers from Texas Parks and Wildlife also be on Lake Conroe looking for intoxicated skippers all weekend, but the District Attorney’s office and local businesses are offering incentives to those willing to be a designated skipper for their friends.

With lake levels returning to normal following last summer’s drought, law enforcement and local business owners are expecting a busy weekend on the water as people try to make up for lost time on the lake last year. But, the safety of is a top priority. “We’re looking forward to a busy weekend,” said Erik Willis with County Line BBQ. “We’re offering a discount to all the boaters, but we’re offering a free meal and free non-alcoholic beverages to the designated boating driver.”

Other businesses are taking part as well, and more information on those will be available throughout the weekend on District Attorney Brett Ligon’s Twitter feed.

“Working with area businesses on Lake Conroe and also the designated driver company called DD4hire.com, we will provide a service to anybody who wants a designated skipper,” Diepraam said.

DD4hire.com will provide a designated skipper for anyone requesting one at a nominal fee of about $10 per hour, according to Diepraam. A small price to pay considering the average DWI can cost the offender as much as $15,000 when all is said and done.

Being a holiday weekend, law enforcement officers will also be making frequent stops of boats on the lake to ensure the skippers are sober. But, taking part in the Designated Skipper program may also enable boaters to cut down on the number of times they are stopped, if they pick up a designated skipper T-shirt from the DA’s office, Texas Parks and Wildlife or various businesses on the lake.

“If we see this bright colored shirt, we’ll know that this person is sober and they don’t need to be stopped, so they’ll be free to go about their business,” Diepraam said.

The goal is to keep Lake Conroe safe and available for everyone not only this weekend, but year round.

“For three years we have not had one boating while intoxicated fatality on Lake Conroe and the citizens of Montgomery County can once again enjoy Lake Conroe,” Diepraam said.


This is all very convenient 2 days before the election on Tuesday. Its alittle late for hospitality Ligon.

I have a problem with this statement "If we see this bright colored shirt, we’ll know that this person is sober and they don’t need to be stopped, so they’ll be free to go about their business,” Diepraam said."

Does anyone else have a problem with that statement. So according to them everyone needs to be stopped no matter what? It looks like its time to find another body of water to boat in....:violent-smiley-021:

tomtbone1993 05-28-2012 11:14 AM

police was very busy this weekend


http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=45758

Trojan-man 05-28-2012 02:03 PM

Who jumped the golf cart into the lake? Looks like I missed a hell of a party !!

wstultz 05-28-2012 08:57 PM

I was no where near Jeff's golf cart so you can't blame me!:helmet:

jeff1000man 05-29-2012 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3696069)
This is all very convenient 2 days before the election on Tuesday. Its alittle late for hospitality Ligon.

I have a problem with this statement "If we see this bright colored shirt, we’ll know that this person is sober and they don’t need to be stopped, so they’ll be free to go about their business,” Diepraam said."

Does anyone else have a problem with that statement. So according to them everyone needs to be stopped no matter what? It looks like its time to find another body of water to boat in....:violent-smiley-021:

Preparations are all ready being made to send the Lounge to Clear Lake.

Anyone in for a 4th of July trip to LA?

Trojan-man 05-29-2012 01:03 PM

Yep I'm in

Trojan-man 05-29-2012 01:04 PM

And just for the record, it's milf day at luby's. Even lefty is here scopin out dates :)

wstultz 05-29-2012 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3697651)
And just for the record, it's milf day at luby's. Even lefty is here scopin out dates :)

Lol. It's about time we start busting his balls again. I said something about his two scoops the other day and you would have though I kicked him in the balls. He's gettin soft.

jeff1000man 05-29-2012 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3697650)
Yep I'm in

Use that Banana to run block....

bigandy 05-30-2012 07:59 AM

Early
Votes Election Day
Votes Total
Votes

Gilbert G. Garcia
2731 3057 5788

Tracy Pullan
3823 4650 8473

Brett W. Ligon
14164 12019 26183

well that didnt work..... where do i get one of them bright dont pull me over t shirts????

Trojan-man 05-31-2012 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3698337)
Early
Votes Election Day
Votes Total
Votes

Gilbert G. Garcia
2731 3057 5788

Tracy Pullan
3823 4650 8473

Brett W. Ligon
14164 12019 26183

well that didnt work..... where do i get one of them bright dont pull me over t shirts????

Well chit, I had 140 Gilbert Garcia signs in my yard, people thought I was a polling center. I'll take one of those shiny shirts too

joew. 06-01-2012 10:20 AM

Happy B day buy-u-boy!!!.

tomtbone1993 06-01-2012 05:01 PM

happy bday wee man

wstultz 06-01-2012 08:57 PM

Happy birthday old balls!

BY U BOY 06-01-2012 10:34 PM

Thanks fellas

tomtbone1993 06-02-2012 10:51 AM

will be hitting the lake tomorrow on the north side if any one gets out....

jeff1000man 06-02-2012 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3700984)
will be hitting the lake tomorrow on the north side if any one gets out....

How far north? The Parkers? ski cove, boat ramp?

I think I will be getting the lounge out again.

tomtbone1993 06-02-2012 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3701122)
How far north? The Parkers? ski cove, boat ramp?

I think I will be getting the lounge out again.

club mud

BY U BOY 06-03-2012 10:26 PM

This is a bad mofo.

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...oat_id=2437620

tomtbone1993 06-05-2012 10:07 AM

http://www.click2houston.com/news/Bo...i/-/index.html

tomtbone1993 06-05-2012 10:16 AM

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=46036

jeff1000man 06-08-2012 01:25 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Yep

tomtbone1993 06-10-2012 09:53 AM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o46015-en.html

jeff1000man 06-10-2012 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3706255)

Lake is going down again. I have a fair offer on the lounge myself. Let's see if it sticks

joew. 06-11-2012 01:20 PM

Not sure who all is in for Key West but I have booked my flights through southwest.


JOSEPH WILLIAMS
KIMBERLY WILLIAMS
Subscribe to Flight Status Messaging Depart
Nov 8Thu 07:25 AM Houston (Hobby), TX (HOU) to
Stops in New Orleans, LA
11:20 AM Arrive in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA) Flight
#742 Thursday, November 8, 2012
Travel Time 5 h 20 m
(2 stops, includes 1 plane change)
12:45 PM Change in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA)
01:45 PM Key West, FL (EYW) Flight
#202
Return
Nov 12Mon 12:20 PM Key West, FL (EYW) to
01:20 PM Arrive in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA) Flight
#965 Monday, November 12, 2012
Travel Time 6 h 00 m
(1 stop, includes 1 plane change)
03:55 PM Change in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA)
05:20 PM Houston (Hobby), TX (HOU) Flight
#789

jeff1000man 06-11-2012 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3706959)
Not sure who all is in for Key West but I have booked my flights through southwest.


JOSEPH WILLIAMS
KIMBERLY WILLIAMS
Subscribe to Flight Status Messaging Depart
Nov 8Thu 07:25 AM Houston (Hobby), TX (HOU) to
Stops in New Orleans, LA
11:20 AM Arrive in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA) Flight
#742 Thursday, November 8, 2012
Travel Time 5 h 20 m
(2 stops, includes 1 plane change)
12:45 PM Change in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA)
01:45 PM Key West, FL (EYW) Flight
#202
Return
Nov 12Mon 12:20 PM Key West, FL (EYW) to
01:20 PM Arrive in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA) Flight
#965 Monday, November 12, 2012
Travel Time 6 h 00 m
(1 stop, includes 1 plane change)
03:55 PM Change in Tampa Bay, FL (TPA)
05:20 PM Houston (Hobby), TX (HOU) Flight
#789

What hotel this year??

joew. 06-11-2012 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3706976)
What hotel this year??

Hotel is TBD. I'd like to stay close to the Westin, but cost is often the deterent for everyone.

jeff1000man 06-12-2012 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3707031)
Hotel is TBD. I'd like to stay close to the Westin, but cost is often the deterent for everyone.

We should just start renting a house

wstultz 06-12-2012 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3707731)
We should just start renting a house

You should do that. Then we could all just mooch off of you. Sounds like a plan!

Trojan-man 06-13-2012 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3707895)
You should do that. Then we could all just mooch off of you. Sounds like a plan!

I agree !!!! :cartman:

BY U BOY 06-14-2012 10:55 PM

Scarab got a new cover and a good cleaning today. Need to finish the back seat but after that she goes up for sale. Thought I would let you monkeys have first shot. No power:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 06-15-2012 12:27 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3709912)
Scarab got a new cover and a good cleaning today. Need to finish the back seat but after that she goes up for sale. Thought I would let you monkeys have first shot. No power:party-smiley-004:

Already have a ski boat.....thanks for the offer:cartman:

tomtbone1993 06-16-2012 01:08 AM

This is f"awesome

http://www.cnn.com/video/standard.ht...-dog-stand.tbs

jeff1000man 06-19-2012 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3709948)
Already have a ski boat.....thanks for the offer:cartman:

Well played.

I wonder how it would run converted to a jet boat?


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