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wstultz 05-25-2007 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140652)
Damn, did you use your secret OSO counter alarm to get that one in?


No, just quick, like a Sutphen that runs.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2140648)
All parts should be at my house shortly and if not I'm burning everything.

Fuel leak causes cigarette to ignit boat causing catastrophic fire to structure and personal property contained within. Recomend payment of policy limits and extended coverages. Insured will require 6 months of additional living expense coverage to stay at closest hotel of equal living comfort and will require food and transport allowance.

Claim closed forwarding to claims office for processing.

:D

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140598)
Wow no rig for memorial day.....that just sucks............................................. ..................................sounds like bad Karma....it appears My Lefty Vudoo doll I purchased at Tickfaw worked:bunny:

One good weekend on the lake ........ Does not, good Karma make........ :et:

spk1 05-25-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2140573)
Did you ladies miss me??? I can't look at the utubes so thanks for all 50 of those. The video of the dog and shark was sweeeeeet:D The Islander now has double wippers with no vhf so I feel like lefty with scoops and no blowers:evilb: .

I have a sweet azzz VHF ICOM radio in the back seat of my car, Dont know who would leave it there,, but its all yours if you want it. :evilb:

wstultz 05-25-2007 02:14 PM

Dual Whippers!!!!!!! I think Joe just got a new name.

spk1 05-25-2007 02:17 PM

It took me 30 mins to catch up on the BS that I missed just by going to lunch. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 02:25 PM

grandpa used to call them dual wipper snappers

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2140682)
It took me 30 mins to catch up on the BS that I missed just by going to lunch. :rolleyes:

first lunch or second lunch. I bet in high school, you went to both lunches

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140664)
One good weekend on the lake ........ Does not, good Karma make........ :et:

1 GOOD WEEKEND? worry about scary mary:evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140698)
first lunch or second lunch. I bet in high school, you went to both lunches

@ Willis we had three lunches:evilb: :evilb: SPK1 hit all 3

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 02:57 PM

Louies thread disappeared.......hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

spk1 05-25-2007 03:01 PM

Who made it disappear?

spk1 05-25-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140708)
@ Willis we had three lunches:evilb: :evilb: SPK1 hit all 3

I actually did hit all three, lol
I always made sure I had study hall during that time so I could leave campus. :drink:

SPF: 100 05-25-2007 03:06 PM

Hello to all!

spk1 05-25-2007 03:08 PM

Que paso man.

spk1 05-25-2007 03:09 PM

Rolling in VIP Style tooo,,, I knew he wanted a T-shirt like we had, :evilb:

SPF: 100 05-25-2007 03:11 PM

I can't be a hater...I love those 75 dollar t's

spk1 05-25-2007 03:11 PM

Exxxxactlyyyy,, now you seee why we wear em every chance we get, :drink:

spk1 05-25-2007 03:13 PM

You going to make it out to the shin dig this weekend?

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2140720)
Hello to all!

OOOOHHHHHHHHH chit.......Pasty Gangster is in the house:evilb: :evilb:

My life is complete now..........I also love the screen name:cool: :cool:

bigandy 05-25-2007 03:44 PM

hey spf mashed potatoes....

get out while you still can. this thread had been linked to divorce, job loss, alcoholism, and directly known to cause an inability to talk to women.

Leave while you still have a chance!!!

spk1 05-25-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2140755)
hey spf mashed potatoes....

get out while you still can. this thread had been linked to divorce, job loss, alcoholism, and directly known to cause an inability to talk to women.

Leave while you still have a chance!!!

You forgot erectile disfunction :evilb:

bigandy 05-25-2007 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2140757)
You forgot erictile disfunction :evilb:

ya but sometimes the uncessored thread takes care of that,


somebody bring some of those little blue pills to the bbq on sunday or to papas saturday night and i will show you a neat trick!!!

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2140757)
You forgot erictile disfunction :evilb:

I have never had that problem..........:D

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2140759)
ya but sometimes the uncessored thread takes care of that,


somebody bring some of those little blue pills to the bbq on sunday or to papas saturday night and i will show you a neat trick!!!

www.youporn.com :cool: :cool: :evilb:

spk1 05-25-2007 03:59 PM

I dont think I want to see it. :rolleyes:

joew. 05-25-2007 04:14 PM

What is everyone doing tonight?????

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:17 PM

I am working. When was the last time we went to Outback?

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:23 PM

This is the pimp daddy boat

1/2 cruiser, 1/2 go fast

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140774)
I am working. When was the last time we went to Outback?

I have not been there since Tuesday:( :(

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140763)
www.youporn.com :cool: :cool: :evilb:

So you got that going for ya!

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140782)
I have not been there since Tuesday:( :(

I don't think I have been in a month

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2140788)
I don't think I have been in a month

lets go tonight, I don't feel like fixing my stern light tonight:cool:

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140794)
lets go tonight, I don't feel like fixing my stern light tonight:cool:

Wait, change that. I keep foregitting that I have work to do.

joew. 05-25-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140794)
lets go tonight, I don't feel like fixing my stern light tonight:cool:

Lazy azz... Then when are you going to do it??? I will be cleaning the Islander this evening, I think.

BY U BOY 05-25-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2140794)
lets go tonight, I don't feel like fixing my stern light tonight:cool:

Order the lobster tail with your steak them when it comes eat the lobster then tell them the steak is to cooked they will bring out a whole new steak and tail:evilb: :D don't ask me how i know that:drink:

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:43 PM

No outbacking tonight.

jeff1000man 05-25-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2140801)
Order the lobster tail with your steak them when it comes eat the lobster then tell them the steak is to cooked they will bring out a whole new steak and tail:evilb: :D don't ask me how i know that:drink:

You and SKP1 should dine together.

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2140801)
Order the lobster tail with your steak them when it comes eat the lobster then tell them the steak is to cooked they will bring out a whole new steak and tail:evilb: :D don't ask me how i know that:drink:

We have to tell those guys to charge us....We have a good relationship....:cool:
They always hook Lefty up with the kids meals...:evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-25-2007 04:54 PM

By U Boy what is the 411 on the new house? Whats up with the Diamond question? Is there a little By U Boy on the way??


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