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MILD THUNDER 07-24-2014 11:26 AM

This thread is like watching pandas fuk.

Full Force 07-24-2014 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4159172)
Rick you missed my sarcasm. Those were actually full forces words not mine :)

He got to telling me about his mistress (which I never asked about) and how it rides better than 38 Cigs and more like an apache. And how 90mph boats can't touch him on Lake Erie

not my exact words

excalibur82 07-24-2014 12:29 PM

You said you were mowing lawns for 10 years in a legal business? aren't you 20 0r 21? that would make you 10 or 11. How is that legal?

MILD THUNDER 07-24-2014 12:32 PM

My vote would have been to keep paint it had , restore cockpit to its original state, update the dash, go thru mechanicals, and call it a day. I think getting it closer to how it came shipped from cigarette would have been much more tasteful than where it's at now . 47k is a pipe dream for that boat. If someone showed up with 29k tomorrow I'd take it and run.

Yamaha24 07-24-2014 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4159258)
My vote would have been to keep paint it had , restore cockpit to its original state, update the dash, go thru mechanicals, and call it a day. I think getting it closer to how it came shipped from cigarette would have been much more tasteful than where it's at now . 47k is a pipe dream for that boat. If someone showed up with 29k tomorrow I'd take it and run.

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trannyjoe 07-24-2014 12:54 PM

let him go he will get sooner or later its just how much later $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ its takes.

Full Force 07-24-2014 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4159258)
My vote would have been to keep paint it had , restore cockpit to its original state, update the dash, go thru mechanicals, and call it a day. I think getting it closer to how it came shipped from cigarette would have been much more tasteful than where it's at now . 47k is a pipe dream for that boat. If someone showed up with 29k tomorrow I'd take it and run.

Agree 100%

smokin' gun 07-24-2014 01:45 PM

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Last cig cafe racer I sold went for 20.000 it's in jersey somewhere ..had new cases on trs drives
1 new gen5 motor 1 new gen 6 motor and recent interior .. W float on trailer
Had it listed 7 months for 25.000 finally got 20.000 for an 89 .. Those of you who
Dought me it's stlll listed in swap shop on boat freaks .. So good luck on 43.000
On this 1 .. If a profit was gonna be made on this it should have been parted out before any work
Was done ... Maybe some could have been made then .. Best thing to do is keep the boat and
Enjoy it now as it is

Interceptor 07-24-2014 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4159181)
Ok, this is getting out of hand guys.. This is just a general reply I don't have time to answer people specifically.

. But it's a write off business, anyone who owns businesses knows you have one business to pay the bills and one for expenses. All of my fuel is a write off, my shop rent? Write off, fuel in the boat to go boating,m... Write off because I'm advertising the business. Now get off my dick FF and offshore exscursion. Call it illegal but everyone does it. Every poker run I want to do is a business expense. :

Might ask around for some help with your upcoming income tax problems.

Sick Stinger 07-24-2014 08:11 PM

^ yup I was going to say this just did t have time to post. If he believes he can write all that's fuel off let alone everything else with his " buissness" that isn't in the level he's retarted or just plain stupid. And who ever does his taxes actually goes along with this they are just as dumb

excalibur82 07-31-2014 09:38 AM

Any new pictures ?

ICDEDPPL 07-31-2014 06:59 PM

^^^^^ Why would he bother when he gets a spanking every time he post something?
Or is it that you haven`t seen F F post in a while?

Full Force 07-31-2014 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4163414)
^^^^^ Why would he bother when he gets a spanking every time he post something?
Or is it that you haven`t seen F F post in a while?

Oh... HI!!! :bunnydance:

Interceptor 08-01-2014 09:37 AM

The kid smartest move would be to delete this thread.

seafordguy 08-01-2014 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 4163674)
The kid smartest move would be to delete this thread.

I thought his smartest move would be to get rid of the Aluminum Drop bar???

(Just stirring the pot here)

frickstyle 08-01-2014 01:28 PM

This thread has done a good job to discourage people to post their builds on this site. I'm not even going to waste my time posting mine, I can only imagine what you guys would have to say about that one.....

Good luck with the boat and go have fun with it.

Relaxing 08-01-2014 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4163816)
This thread has done a good job to discourage people to post their builds on this site. I'm not even going to waste my time posting mine, I can only imagine what you guys would have to say about that one.....

Good luck with the boat and go have fun with it.

+1

dsparis 08-01-2014 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4163816)
This thread has done a good job to discourage people to post their builds on this site. I'm not even going to waste my time posting mine, I can only imagine what you guys would have to say about that one.....

Good luck with the boat and go have fun with it.


Yep

88bullet 08-01-2014 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4163816)
This thread has done a good job to discourage people to post their builds on this site. I'm not even going to waste my time posting mine, I can only imagine what you guys would have to say about that one.....

Good luck with the boat and go have fun with it.

yeah noone wants to hear about your 1000 hp motors, brand new Konrad conversion and killer paint job anyway

J-Bonz 08-01-2014 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by 88bullet (Post 4163962)
yeah noone wants to hear about your 1000 hp motors, brand new Konrad conversion and killer paint job anyway

Yeah, that does sound pretty boring.... :)

Full Force 08-02-2014 06:43 AM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4163816)
This thread has done a good job to discourage people to post their builds on this site. I'm not even going to waste my time posting mine, I can only imagine what you guys would have to say about that one.....

Good luck with the boat and go have fun with it.

yours is a COMPLETE build and nothing but perfection, I thing your thread would have been a whole different animal, and I don't think you were all over the internet telling everyone they were wrong about how the build would go...I personally would love to see a thread on yours....

waycool marine 08-02-2014 07:13 AM

d max must have 2 of these. in Midwest section - thread about loto poker, run hes offering a ride in a fully restored café

Unlimited jd 08-02-2014 07:25 AM

Let's just leave that one alone out of respect for the o/p.

offshorexcursion 08-02-2014 07:35 AM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 4163816)
This thread has done a good job to discourage people to post their builds on this site. I'm not even going to waste my time posting mine, I can only imagine what you guys would have to say about that one.....

Good luck with the boat and go have fun with it.

You are completely wrong....WRONG! He is not going to go have fun with it he is trying to make PROFIT off this build and get exposure for his wannabe business.

Any private person posting a build about their own boat is always supported by OSO with constructive criticism at worst.

315Duramax is trying to promote his illegal new boat customizing business, illegal boat hauling business, with attitude and disrespect. He also is not an advertiser on OSO.

Your build thread would have a million views, 20 likes, and about 3 positive general replies..... Because it is above and beyond what Most OSO members know about. Lol. Basically we would all love reading it but having nothing important to add!

Actually if you want to be a productive member of this site why don't you start your thread and see how much positive it bring to the boards!

bigboat28 08-02-2014 08:11 AM

yeah noone wants to hear about your 1000 hp motors, brand new Konrad conversion and killer paint job anyway


Yea that sounds like a really crappy boat.lol

Rick G 08-03-2014 08:03 AM

Frick I would have to disagree , I posted my notch build and got nothing but positive comments and some good advice and insight . I have not posted in this thread but have been following it . I get the sense that the young man in question may have gotten off in the wrong direction as some of the members on the site that met him found him to be a nice guy . Hopefully he has learned something along the way and will not be discouraged , as any boat rebuild can be a daunting task whether you do it for profit or not . I personally would like to see your build .
Cheers Rick G.

jvcobra 08-20-2014 09:53 AM

Just read this thread. Great job on the boat, sucks you couldn't do it all yourself but now you know what skills you need to work on.

Interceptor 08-20-2014 06:59 PM

http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/31082

You would think someone would read the ad before it was listed.

seafordguy 08-20-2014 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 4175002)
http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/31082

You would think someone read the ad before it was listed.

Jesus Christ.

I can just see this thing lined up at the street party next to the latest offering from nor tech or MTI. Should blend in nicely.....

"Shop", "Custom builds available" - give me a break man, I know everyone starts somewhere but that is just plain misleading. Just call it what it is - a restored cafe, and try to build your image through a better and better quality resto when you do another

Wildman_grafix 08-20-2014 08:44 PM

I like the one about TRS's are breakable!


A lot of people don't like the TRS because they loose speed. But we left them on, because they are I breakable.

Sick Stinger 08-20-2014 08:45 PM

I saw the ad this evening. There is do much wrong with it on many levels. Between grammar, one photo, and the fact is was more about trying to promote something that doesn't even exist. Where is the business from bases out of an address ect . Come on man get with it.

Full Force 08-20-2014 09:12 PM

I can't..... I got nothin.

Rick G 08-21-2014 06:19 AM

Tough crowd . Didn't Steve Jobs start the apple company in his garage .
So much for the American dream.
RG.

Sick Stinger 08-21-2014 06:25 AM

The thing is it's so much bull, boats already sold have a buyer it will take me 1 month it's easy my hands will be the only one that touches the boat ect ect there is the issue I have and I'd say others

Full Force 08-21-2014 07:03 AM


Originally Posted by Rick G (Post 4175219)
Tough crowd . Didn't Steve Jobs start the apple company in his garage .
So much for the American dream.
RG.

Totally different mindset I am sure.... Cannot compare

Full Force 08-21-2014 07:05 AM


Originally Posted by Sick Stinger (Post 4175222)
The thing is it's so much bull, boats already sold have a buyer it will take me 1 month it's easy my hands will be the only one that touches the boat ect ect there is the issue I have and I'd say others

I said that from beginning and I got bashed it's ok I can take it, but not one person here can say they would pay close to 47,000 for it, if they would be lying! Besides I thought it was sold for 60,000? Or did I read that wrong months ago?

I will give Phil credit for painting boat and it seems to look good from what's seen I might do different but everyone has different taste, I will give credit for the drive to do it and try to start a buisness, but in today's economy i think the boat flipping buisness is not a great idea, how can you make a living restoring a boat when it takes 6 months and MAYBE a 10,000 profit if any, again put your time and deduct 40.00 am hour and see where numbers fall and find me profit.

I am not out to bash Phil anymore we both had PM on calling truce, just saying the thought process I have on it and I think more would agree but will never admit it

Unlimited jd 08-21-2014 07:21 AM

Did he fix the overspray on the deck from the previous pics? The spelling and grammar in the ad look like sick stinger or kidapache helped write it ;)

Sick Stinger 08-21-2014 07:33 AM

I like the paint goo scheme colors simple great job. It's just every thing else that went with it.

boatnt 08-21-2014 07:34 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4175238)
I said that from beginning and I got bashed it's ok I can take it,

Its not what you said, but its how you said it!

oh and you already told me to f off,,no reason repeating yourself...

excalibur82 08-21-2014 07:55 AM

Nice add...... Just going to let that one go..Well maybe not. I think this is the perfect example why not to write a add for your boat while drinking heavily or smoking crack..


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