Probably felt you would have wanted to sit around and sing Kumbaya and get all touchy feely

Whats a Stroke? You Idget!

We were there for a supprise anniversary dinner for Samanthas parents, went from here to the resturant, then to her moms overnight, then back here in hopes of the afternoon on the boat. Called Axa on the way back and he said it was chit in the Bay so we exited to the outlet mall for some shopping fun.

Did I forget the side trip to Sutters, had I thought you would be into a Fountain lookin' adventure I would have called. But be honest here, they would have been too small, over priced for the length considering the beak and all, certainly not Formula quality, Bla Bla Bla, .......would have just ruined my self indulgent advertising induced moment.

And I ask you, what kind of "Nirvana" would that be?

!!! Better to just save all the touchy feely chit for this thread, or drunken moments when we surely will not remember it the next day.

Well unless someone has pics. But then we can come up with our own set of facts relating to how the deal actually went down thereby skewing the entire event to our favor.

ie: ................. I was not lap dancing Samantha as some of you have claimed!

The truth here is that she had a bug in her eye and I was removing it for her. She was in need of some help and I was not about to trust any of you drunken fools to attempt it.

Are ya sure she wasn't choking? Looks to me like a new way to remove debris from choking victim using you tongue!!


Dave

Looks to me like Pete may have been crying on her shoulder about something I was thinking that pic.was under lock and key?? Or is it the one with the shoes??

That is called the "Hind Lick Manover" .....
or
Is that Samantha's Lap Dog?

Jeff

Had you been paying attention as opposed to playing with your camera you would know the following is the real deal here.

ie:.............That shot is definetly after the bug removal, you are seeing her overwhelming expression of gratitude to me for not letting any of you drunken fools near her.

Pay attention will ya, nothing worse than having a drunken "Photo Guy" with no recall ability.

ie:................I was so upset that I had taken a boat load of people out in the Biotch and kicked Axa butt in their presence. My bad................................soooooooooooooo oooo bad.


ie:..............Shoes? That was just helping Sandy. She was concerned with the stability factor of her $3.00 new shoes and I was conducting some tests under the guidance and watchfull eye of our resident rocket scientist 5PM. It was all caluclated out and conducted to government spec standards. The results and pics are classified............. Sorry!

However a pair of these stabilized shoes might prevent unexpected dunkings in the swill pit. My testing on the dock proved them to be worth all of the $3.00 purchase price. I'll have Sandy call you with the where to buy info.

There may be A$$ Lickers here, but I ain't one of them. Call it as I see it, F'em if they don't like it. I've never found "Manover Hind Licking" to be worthwile. A wise old Proctologist once said "If it looks like one, acts like one, and smells like one, likely it is one".




Speaking of Dogs

[QUOTE=RaggedEdge;2693784]ie:................I was so upset that I had taken a boat load of people out in the Biotch and kicked Axa butt in their presence. My bad................................soooooooooooooo oooo bad.

I was pretty sure it had to do with something like that