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offshoredrillin 05-12-2012 06:34 AM

also read on here: we had an electrical problem, a rod came out the side of the block and knocked off a plug wire... i nearly fell out my chair laughing at that one.

prostock85 05-12-2012 08:12 AM

Swamp donkey

wrinkleface 05-12-2012 08:28 AM


Originally Posted by BONDO10 (Post 3685005)
Forum rules permit me from letting you all know what I call her!

:evilb:

VtSteve 05-12-2012 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by TWIN-SPINS (Post 3685543)
"maintained with an open wallet":eekdrop:

Empty or not, it was open :lolhit:

Audiofn 05-12-2012 10:27 AM

Biggus and I were filling up my boat the day after Biggus had just filled up his. The lady inside was freeking out about how much fuel I was putting in (about 150 gallons). Kurt looked at her and said that is nothing I just put 300 in yesterday. She just looked at both of us and said "that is just stupid" :D

Captain YARRR 05-12-2012 11:28 AM

She's right, but it sure is fun afterwards :)

wananewboat 05-12-2012 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by texomapowerboater (Post 3685218)
how about the term "cosmopolitan boater." i just made it up. Its for all you guys that spend $50k+ on fancy paint/wardrobes for your boat and then show up to poker runs wearing race uniforms like a bunch of f@g$

lmao

12meter joe 05-12-2012 03:05 PM

lol

12meter joe 05-12-2012 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by nkosi (Post 3685395)
"I think I need new gas gauges"

"It doesn't look that rough"

I also laughed the first time I heard outboards referred to as "eggbeaters"

or blenders

fireguy 05-12-2012 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by TWIN-SPINS (Post 3685543)
"maintained with an open wallet":eekdrop:

Ya, if they are maintained at all, that one pretty much goes without saying. :whistle:


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