Here in Michigan "It's colder than a dead Eskimo's ass"! (Saying was stolen from my Uncle)

I don't make mistakes, I date them. :poopoo:

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

Had that sign in my office for many years,

Doesn't know if his ******* was punched, bored, or nibbled out by a mouse.

Calm lake. Flatter than piss on a plate.

Dryer than a popcorn fart.

The title is "your best saying", so I'll pick one that I seem to say often since people typically overthink decisions as if they're going to be here forever (does not pertain to most boaters lol) or they try to live 100% risk-free.

"Nobody's gettin' out alive..."

Some others I enjoy using:

"Even a blind dog hits the hydrant every once in a while." - :)

"Rock, be rocked, or get the hell outta the way." - obvious enough

"Ah... each day better than the next..." - from Something About Mary... when someone asks how you've been... usually goes right over their head. :)

You gotta pay to play. - obvious boating expression

"Your ambition exceeded your talent." - from Casey Stoner after Valentino Rossi wiped him out in a corner

"Early worm gets the bird!" - for those folks whose impatience and rush gets their azz in a sling

"It's hotter than a whore's bed on dollar night!" - :D

Favorite of an older fellow I used to work with
If there's anything that burns my azz it's a blowtorch held up close

'Work Smart not Hard'
'Let the tool do the work'
'Ease it Bud'
'Land it'
'Hang on tight'
'Rum Dummy'
'Oh for Crying out Loud'
:signs043:

"Every day is a gift.... that's why it's called the Present" .... my Grandmother taught me that....

Good one for the women folk:

If at first you don't succeed keep sucking until you do suck seed.

If It's To Loud.... Then Your To OLD

You can have Fast, Cheap & Reliable.... Pick TWO