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Sign on the back of a Chevy truck. "If I wanted a Hummer I would call your sister"
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I don't really have a best saying but will never forget my dad's sayings while growning up. Very encouraging as a child, really helped ones confidence. Lol
"If you were any slower you'd be going in reverse" "You'd be late to your own funeral" "You're more useless than a bull with tits" "It's colder than witches tit in a cast iron bra" "Sweating like a whore in church" |
Keep honking azzhole, I'm reloading
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“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
~ Frank Sinatra |
they pretend to pay i pretend to work:p
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Good things aren't cheap & cheap things aren't good.
We tell our customers that every day. |
if it don't fit force it & if it don't go grind it... I've broken tons of stuff this way!
And when I'm working on something, "pass the persuader", it's a ridiculously large hammer.... |
Parking by brail (after bumping the dock)
Well there's your problem (when a completely obvious problem is seen) |
Originally Posted by 12meter joe
(Post 4096769)
I don't really have a best saying but will never forget my dad's sayings while growning up. Very encouraging as a child, really helped ones confidence. Lol
"If you were any slower you'd be going in reverse" "You'd forget to come to your own funeral" "You're more useless than a bull with tits" "It's colder than witches tit in a cast iron bra" "Sweating like a whore in church" My dad tells me all the time, that the best part of me is still on the sheets. :lolhit::lolhit: |
Ever since I was a kid, whenever we would go somewhere and the old man needed to talk to the manager or somebody w/ any kind of authority he says,
"I need to talk to somebody with more Horsepower" Generally leaves people w/ a confused look on their face, but I love it! lol |
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