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Old 03-27-2014 | 09:30 AM
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There are three kinds of people in this world: Those that can count, and those that can't.

Rides like a floor jack
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Old 03-27-2014 | 09:31 AM
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if it wasn't for the last minute i would never get anything done
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Old 03-27-2014 | 09:35 AM
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Nothing exceeds like excess....
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Old 03-27-2014 | 09:52 AM
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My favorite: Hey! Watch this!
Usually followed by something extremely painful.
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Old 03-27-2014 | 09:59 AM
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Only newlyweds and liars have sex every day

I feel like a tampon.... good place to be, just at the wrong time
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Old 03-27-2014 | 10:00 AM
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Jimmy Buffett.
Honey why don't we get drunk & screw
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Old 03-27-2014 | 10:02 AM
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YOUNG , DUMB , Full of CUM
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Old 03-27-2014 | 10:04 AM
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Instead of does a bear $hit in the woods I use.
"Is a pigs pu$$y pork"
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Old 03-27-2014 | 10:12 AM
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What's the definition of a "brat": A kid that acts just like yours but belongs to someone else.
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Old 03-27-2014 | 10:13 AM
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When asked "what are you doing?" my response is often: "playing with myself, want to help?"
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