Pbr me ASAP

A blind man running for his life will never see it.

Looks good from i75

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me???:hitfan:

That thing is stiffer than a wedding prick

We were packed in there Nutt to butt

It's colder than a well diggers ass crack

I don't no what happenend ,plenty of room

I'm down to pound down on the ground round

Speed costs money....how fast you wanna go??? (In my machinist shop)
If you don't have time to do it right the first time, you damn sure don't have time to do it twice!

Poop is lube.

When trying to get paid I always remind people that "Fast pay makes fast friends"

When considering sex with a fat girl I always remember that " you have to lower your standards to up your average" .