Make sure Brain is in gear, before engaging Mouth!

do you know what the key to a small fortune is????



..... to start with a large one

Ayuh,.... Any grease, is Better than No grease at all,....

Wife reminded me of a few of mine
F*ck em if they can't take a joke

Well that went well.....

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you??

Off like a prom dress

This is gonna hurt

And the Massachusetts Classic
"Go f*uck yourself"

When making drinks...."Oops"

I'm no meteorologist but I predict you'll be getting more than a couple inches tonight.

Can't stop you from trying, But make you damn sure you wish you hadn't !!!!

You sound like 2 fleas fighting over who owns the dog.

Calm down, make yourself a sandwich, have a glass of milk.....do some f"n thing

Go take a long walk on a short pier.